Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Billybeartku]Hi all, new to the forum and I've found so many helpful info.

I live in Schaumburg, where's the closest massage parlor where I can get good service (I mean fs). If it's not okay to reveal the location, PM me plz.

As I said, I'm very new to this and don't want to ruin my first time experience. How should should I expect to spend for fs? Standard is? How do I negotiate w/ those girls?

Thank you guys.[/QUOTE]

Welcome Billy. If you're looking in the Schaumburg area, try the Mt. Prospect or Roselle boards.

I posted [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=415205&postcount=5]this post[/url] a couple years ago. I think most guys use a similar MO. I hope it helps.

Since you're new here, let me suggest that you have several posts with relevant information before asking any more questions. It's a good way to stay on the good side of fellow forum members. Good luck.

Peking Spa without a doubt. Everything/anything is guaranteed.

Tokyo Spa on 11th street in Rockford is probably the all time best. Unfortunately, it has been closed by the feds

I'm looking for some cheap fun.

Can someone pm me Winnies contact info?

Definately Peking Spa just over the border in Indiana.

100% rate of scoring what ur looking for. YMMV on the talent, ranging from totally amazing to so so. Check the NW Ind. board. There is a thread for Peking Spa. Only negative is the prx is 2. No upselling, nothing for extras, but just put 2 in mamasans hands right at the get go and let it roll.

I've never been there, but Singapore in the NW burbs seems like a similiar type of place.

Any newbies out there should read his old post. (Link in his current post.)

Totally accurate.

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]Welcome Billy. If you're looking in the Schaumburg area, try the Mt. Prospect or Roselle boards.

I posted [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=415205&postcount=5]this post[/url] a couple years ago. I think most guys use a similar MO. I hope it helps.

Since you're new here, let me suggest that you have several posts with relevant information before asking any more questions. It's a good way to stay on the good side of fellow forum members. Good luck.[/QUOTE]Hi, thanks!

I found singapore salon last night on my way back home. Will give a TR later. But I don't know how this place is run. How do I negotiate?

And yes, I know as a new comer, I shouldn't ask for any info, but it's my first time doing this thing so I don't have any info to provide. Anyhow, I'll take a shot at singapore salon and will let you guys know. But any tips before I burn money will be appreciated.

Thank you guys

[QUOTE=TheWoodButcher]I'm looking for some cheap fun.

Can someone pm me Winnies contact info?[/QUOTE]Please treat her kindly. She is a very good person and it would be shame if she got bothered in anyway by a newbie to her.

There was a place in Rockford on State, in a strip mall next to a Cash Loan store or something like that. I think the name was Paradise, but I might be wrong. That place had the hottest young asians around. I miss it.

Can't the admin make that a sticky? Too many people join and have no clue....

[QUOTE=Flashman]Any newbies out there should read his old post. (Link in his current post.)

Totally accurate.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheWoodButcher]I'm looking for some cheap fun.

Can someone pm me Winnies contact info?[/QUOTE]Home Studio Appointments Only
Near Halsted & 49th Street
1 hr/$50 or 1/2 hr/$30 Cash Only
Free & Easy Parking
Shower Available
Appointments 9am to 9pm
Deep Tissue,
Licensed Masseuse
No Emails or Blocked Calls
Call (312)388-0888

Anyone have any info or reviews for this girl?

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/614373377.html[/url]

Exotic Massage - w4m - 25
Reply to: [email]pers-614373377@craigslist.org[/email]
Date: 2008-03-21, 9:30PM CDT

Hi, ready for some fun, if so give me a call 773-824-0968

Hablo Espanol

Karina

[QUOTE=Billybeartku]...But I don't know how this place is run. How do I negotiate?...[/QUOTE]

I covered the standard rates. If you've ever bought a car, you should know how to negotiate. I don't know what else we can tell you.

Sorry guys Newbie here. I just found this sight and I am heading to Chicago in early April for a convention. Never been with a provider and would love to try it. Any recomendations? The AMP's or CH. Apts really interest me.

Any help would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=Billybeartku]Hi, thanks!

I found singapore salon last night on my way back home. Will give a TR later. But I don't know how this place is run. How do I negotiate?

And yes, I know as a new comer, I shouldn't ask for any info, but it's my first time doing this thing so I don't have any info to provide. Anyhow, I'll take a shot at singapore salon and will let you guys know. But any tips before I burn money will be appreciated.

Thank you guys[/QUOTE]
Hopefully when you go, it's not crowded. I've been there during lunchtime a few times, and once it was so crowded, I got a massage on the air mattress in the tanning booth. Another time, it was just me because there were no footprints in some snow that just fell earlier in the morning.

Read through the thread and look for recommended names, and those to avoid at all costs. Ask for a certain person to improve your odds.

I've had Odie (?) on the air mattress, got a too-brief massage, and popped all in less than 1/2 hour, because everybody else was there already for lunch.

And then I've had Nina couple times where it's been a near-GFE experience where I spent the whole hour.

What's the point?

It's hit or miss.

Negotiating is just finding a price acceptable to both sides. Just stick to your price range, and don't budge ($ - $.2 for FS should work just fine.) It all depends on what you want.

Good luck.

[QUOTE=Billybeartku]Hi, thanks!

I found singapore salon last night on my way back home. Will give a TR later. But I don't know how this place is run. How do I negotiate?

And yes, I know as a new comer, I shouldn't ask for any info, but it's my first time doing this thing so I don't have any info to provide. Anyhow, I'll take a shot at singapore salon and will let you guys know. But any tips before I burn money will be appreciated.

Thank you guys[/QUOTE]If your new there they might ask you questions like How did you hear of this place? Or Have you ever been here before? If they ask you if ever been to a massage spa before say" yes". Then if they ask ask what happened when you went just smile and say I don't want to get anyone in trouble. For me nothing happened until my second try 2 weeks later. As far as best time to go I would try going during the week around lunch time. Always ask for soft massage. Remember always keep your legs spread apart during massage so they have easy access to your boys.

Good Luck!

Has anyone been to this place on Irving Pk Rd by the 90(?) overpass? They have a huge sign outside advertising $55 massages. If so are there any blonde spinners working there?

Have been unable to get away and out of the house lately (long story), but called Hong Kong on Archer to check on things. Seems only Alice is working there full time now. I wish this place well, and hope they get more business and enlarge staff. Meanwhile mongers, I think you will find a very nice massage and time if you go and see Alice. Geez, I'm flashing back to that old Arlo Guthrie tune right now.

Hey guys,

Long time monger, first time posting. I'm in the NW side of Chicago and I have been around to a lot of various MPs and I have a couple of reviews I'd like to share.

CTM. Nice massage by elderly woman, but the hs was a little weird as she's old enough to be my grandmother.

Bamboo. Waste of money and time

Tatiana's. Good massage, cute girls, but I can't ever get any extras there. But I know for a fact there is more offered for outcalls.

I also have been to this EMP in niles (can't think of name) that has decent girls and a good massage. Extras offered by most.

More posts to come.

If for one week every monger said, did, told etc, to every girl they came upon this week, that $30 was all that was they would pay, I can pretty much guarantee that the price of everything would go down quickly.

Can we do this? YES !

I will be glad to start this. But I do this anyway, but WTF, for everytone else, lets do it!

OK

Hi all,

Came back from singapore salon. Went there during Friday afternoon, it was empty when I visited. The girl that "served" me was Candy, a 30ish Korean, not pretty imo. I paid 70 upfront when I went in. So after a shower and 5 min sauna, Candy started to massage me and I can feel that she was feeling me and trying to get me to DO something. So I felt her leg and worked my way up a little bit, I asked do you offer extra. She said what do you want. I said. Full. She's like. Okay, how much, I said $1 she's like. No, $1. 5. I was like. No, I only have $1. 2 in my pocket, and that's how much I can afford. So $1. 2 it is. The EXERCISE wasn't too good, she was a little rushy, I told her to slow down. So she gave more BJ and finally let me in. Wouldn't let me kiss her or play her kitty. And I got really turned off and wondering why I would spend $2 doing bed exercise w/ a 30ish not-good-looking Korean woman. Anyway. Overall it was a okay experience. Probably won't go back unless I can get a good service from a young girl (20-25ish).

Did I go at the bad time? Wrong girl? Any other mp around cook county I should go check out? Please lead this noob.

[QUOTE=Confucius]If for one week every monger said, did, told etc, to every girl they came upon this week, that $30 was all that was they would pay, I can pretty much guarantee that the price of everything would go down quickly.

Can we do this? YES !

I will be glad to start this. But I do this anyway, but WTF, for everytone else, lets do it!

OK[/QUOTE]Mongers should pay what ever they feel the service is worth. Most of us find a decent value for a masssage with HR for anywhere between $60-$80.

Some will pay a little more for a more attractive/younger MT and nicer surroundings. I for one cannot stand AMPS. They all seem to have a bad smell and will pay a little more for a cleaner experience.

Based on reading thru alot of posts here and exchaning alot of PM's, money talks in this hobby.

I know for a fact that opening up the wallet has even turned some legit providers (YMMV).

The guys that shop for value and tip poorly always seem to complain the most.

I was going down Montrose around 3400 W., saw a little sign that said
Massage. The SPIDEY senses went off so I pulled over. Three bored
chicas waiting to attack me. Just opened a few weeks ago. No business
yet. I had Joanna, 20's, hot body. To my suprise a great massage!
On the flip, she quoted extras. I went for the HJ, hands were allowed to roam
all over. Looked me in the eyes smiling to the finish line. When I was leaving I stopped and said hi to the other two. The smaller one was a hottie. I may go back this weekend to see her. Head over and tell them MIKE HUNT sent you.
Spring is in the air.
MHS

[QUOTE=Billybeartku]Hi all,

Came back from singapore salon. .[/QUOTE]


Billy

thank you for your reports. We all appreciate when a newbie takes time to report and not just ask questions. But Sing is located out near Mount Prospect and reports n Sing should go there. It will help everyone later on when people RTFF.

On another note...you will find that visits to AMPS vary wildly. Sometimes they are the ultimate in YMMV. Many Chicago AMPS are stocked with older Korean women who have given 1000s of HJs in their time. I had several trips to Washington DC recently, and was amazed to be geting FS in an AMP from a sweet, young Chinese girl about 3 blocks from the White House. My visits to all the different AMPS around my hotels were so good, I am glad i dont live there.

For you, since youseem willing to travel, I would try reading the NW indian forum and venture over to Peking Spa. Or try an Asian apt. you can find the numbers in a magazine called Chicago After Dark available at many fine adult reading establishments.

You are on the right track....it just takes several visits and thousands of dollars before you feel like you know what to do.

[QUOTE=Client 10]

CTM. Nice massage by elderly woman, but the hs was a little weird as she's old enough to be my grandmother.

Bamboo. Waste of money and time
[/QUOTE]


Bamboo = closed.

I keep reading these reports about the old woman there. I have not been since last fall when i went several times. why doesnt anyone ask for the name of the massuse you want? i know I always did. That way i was sure not to get the old woman. There are only a couple of women working there.

Girl wasn't that great looking, but not bad either. Big fake looking and feeling tits, nice butt. She was a total sweety and GFE though. Showered with me. She didn't stop me from doing whatever I wanted right up to the point where I emptied in her mouth and she smiled and said MMMMM....Good English when given the opportunity to speak. Will be around for next two weeks.

[QUOTE=MikeHuntSweat]I was going down Montrose around 3400 W. , saw a little sign that said Massage. The SPIDEY senses went off so I pulled over. Three bored chicas waiting to attack me. Just opened a few weeks ago. No business yet. I had Joanna, 20's, hot body. To my suprise a great massage! On the flip, she quoted extras. I went for the HJ, hands were allowed to roam all over. Looked me in the eyes smiling to the finish line. When I was leaving I stopped and said Hi to the other two. The smaller one was a hottie. I may go back this weekend to see her. Head over and tell them MIKE HUNT sent you. Spring is in the air. MHS[/QUOTE] What was the price of massage and extra.

So I was walking by Sunny massage yesterday and noticed that it was closed. Same fate as Bamboo? It was the same MO and pricing structure as Bamboo/One Mag and whatever other latina mps I've been to. I have to say that these places closing is a good sign for us; ie. We're holding strong against the terror which is the. 8 door and outrageously priced extras from marginally attractive mexican girls who clearly have recently born children. I also have to say I do like getting the latina service sometimes. I usually get them to talk nasty to me. C'est la vie. They killed themselves with overpriced service.

On a more positive note, I had a couple of hours to kill in ChinaTown the other day and rembered that Alice is supposed to have a great value. Boy did they! $. 35 for a pretty damn good massage and GREAT HR from Cherry. She wasn't that great looking, but not totally busted and she was so warm and really pleasant. Even more so than most strange women who'll spank your front bottom for $. 4. She brought me to the line, then held off, then brought me back hard. Toes curled, eyes roled, the whole time she was giggling and that is alright with me.

Be careful out there, fellas. This town is FULL of savages.

John M. F. Coctoston

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]Bamboo = closed.

I keep reading these reports about the old woman there. I have not been since last fall when i went several times. why doesnt anyone ask for the name of the massuse you want? i know I always did. That way i was sure not to get the old woman. There are only a couple of women working there.[/QUOTE]HappyGardener,

I didn't know that CTM hired the elderly at all =). You mention that there are only a couple of wome working there, any recommendations? For the record the grandma I had was named Laura

Thanks to OP for informaiton on Beijing in Chinatown. Location is as posted here. Only one lady working plus the mama. I opted for $60/60min session.

(I believe it's $30/30 min)

20-something thin China-doll (slight spinner type). Strong hands and massage. Happy ending for $50.00

I found it fishy that she started the timer at 50 minutes. Is that the way it's done in Chicago? LOL

L: 7.5
A: 7
S: 6 (short changed 20 mins on time).

I would've been a happier camper if she hadn't short change me on time. When I order/pay for 60 minutes - why only give me 40? She'll give me more next time yyss LMAO.

Recommendations - Save your renmimbi and go for the 30 minute session. You're not going to get much more than that anyway.

Tip: I should've stuck to my guns on $40 - local rate as indicated by other posters.

Repeat: Probably, once I get over the bad taste of being short-changed on time.

Cap

[QUOTE=Billybeartku] Wouldn't let me kiss her or play her kitty. And I got really turned off and wondering why I would spend $2 doing bed exercise w/ a 30ish not-good-looking Korean woman. Anyway. Overall it was a okay experience. Probably won't go back unless I can get a good service from a young girl (20-25ish).

Did I go at the bad time? Wrong girl? Any other mp around cook county I should go check out? Please lead this noob.[/QUOTE]Billy, it almost sounds as if you initiated all the action as far as the kissing goes. Usually it's best just to follow their lead, though I can't imagine that caressing their legs would pose a problem, and then you can explore further north.

Some mongers here won't ever kiss providers cause of where the providers' mouths have been...on other mongers!

And most providers won't kiss because they don't want to start falling in love themselves and get emotionally attached, and so on.

Not all will provide the GFE. Believe me, I was surprised when I got a bit of it.

You probably won't find anybody really young @ Sing, but don't be so quick to give up on it. A lot of the other amps won't be much different either, in terms of more mature Korean women on the staff.

Went to Relax this past week, after lunchtime to avoid the crowd, and they were still really busy. I had to sit and wait and eventually I got taken to a back room that had a coat rack full of coats, shelves of clean towels and a stack of lockers. And best of all, no door! Just a curtain where the door should be.

I got undressed as I was told, got on the table and got a shitty massage. I was covered the whole time and when I knocked the towel off on the flip, I got covered right back up. I think she was nervous someone would come in the room, since there was no door.

No extras were offered and I didn't push it. I just wanted to leave.

I gave her. 2 for a tip and asked her name. It was CiCi, she said.

Not sure I'll ever go back.

I drove by Xindy, but they looked pretty busy as well, so I kept on driving.

[QUOTE=Steven Lynn]Went to Relax this past week, after lunchtime to avoid the crowd, and they were still really busy. I had to sit and wait and eventually I got taken to a back room that had a coat rack full of coats, shelves of clean towels and a stack of lockers. And best of all, no door! Just a curtain where the door should be.

I got undressed as I was told, got on the table and got a shitty massage. I was covered the whole time and when I knocked the towel off on the flip, I got covered right back up. I think she was nervous someone would come in the room, since there was no door.

No extras were offered and I didn't push it. I just wanted to leave.

I gave her. 2 for a tip and asked her name. It was CiCi, she said.

Not sure I'll ever go back.

I drove by Xindy, but they looked pretty busy as well, so I kept on driving.[/QUOTE]My observation: I know this room and have been serviced there. It is a room
they use when all the other rooms are full OR when the customer is on the tall side. I am six-three and was told that there is more room on the massage table there. (Actually, just more room for the girl to move about if your feet hang over the end of the table. ) There was no problem for me back there and I got great treatment, as I always have, from the Relax therapists. Don't blame the room!

[QUOTE=Lemmy]What was the price of massage and extra.[/QUOTE]
They offered half hour or full hour massage, I had the full for 80.. Her extra
prices were higher than what I would pay. I opted for HJ with hands allowed to roam, 50. tip. Inflation sux! MHS

Put a price in window for massages.

1/2 hour 40

Hour is 70

Gonna check it out tomorrow.

Hello all, newbie here, first time posting, been reading the board for a few months now, very interesting, thanks for the info.

Thought I would add my info on 1026, just got back from there. Been there a few times and standard. 6 for one hour massage and a. 4 tip for HJ. However, was I surprised today when the new gal (only been there about 3-4 times and each time different girls, all Asian), offered "everything" for $ tip. Unfortunately she did not have a condom, nor did I, so I passed but got her stripped down and hands a-roamin'.

Peace out

[QUOTE=Ghostface89]My observation: I know this room and have been serviced there. It is a room they use when all the other rooms are full OR when the customer is on the tall side. I am six-three and was told that there is more room on the massage table there. (Actually, just more room for the girl to move about if your feet hang over the end of the table. ) There was no problem for me back there and I got great treatment, as I always have, from the Relax therapists. Don't blame the room![/QUOTE]I blame the room.

The massage table was backed up against the wall. She had lots of trouble getting to the bottoms of my feet.

Cici seemed very nervous that someone was going to pop through that curtain to get their coat or belongings.

I blame the room!

3451 W Montrose
773-866-1060

60 30min
80 60min
Saw Joanna Looks: 5
Was looking for a half, so left and didnt check it out the quality of the massage

[QUOTE=MikeHuntSweat]I was going down Montrose around 3400 W., saw a little sign that said Massage. The SPIDEY senses went off so I pulled over. Three bored chicas waiting to attack me. Just opened a few weeks ago. No business
yet. I had Joanna, 20's, hot body. To my suprise a great massage!
On the flip, she quoted extras. I went for the HJ, hands were allowed to roam
all over. Looked me in the eyes smiling to the finish line. When I was leaving I stopped and said hi to the other two. The smaller one was a hottie. I may go back this weekend to see her. Head over and tell them MIKE HUNT sent you.
Spring is in the air.
MHS[/QUOTE]

Good eyes Mike, I drive by this area a couple times a week and I know it has not been there. They now have a bright blue awning up with their name on it. I stopped inthis afternoon, and asked if they had a shower. I was really dirty from working outside, and JOanna said that it was not working yet. But yes, she is very cute. The other girl was all smily and pretty as well. $80 at the door, and they are open till 10.

Anybody seen this girl from Km on Division? Her name is Hunny. I only saw her once about a month ago at KM then we met for takeout. Haven't seen her since and didn't get her digits. She's a real nice latina. Cute face. Big soft tits. Legs you wanna die in. Tall probly 5'9 or 5'10. Can't get her off my mind. Please PM me if you know her.

[QUOTE=Twisted Steele]Anybody seen this girl from Km on Division? Her name is Hunny. I only saw her once about a month ago at KM then we met for takeout. Haven't seen her since and didn't get her digits. She's a real nice latina. Cute face. Big soft tits. Legs you wanna die in. Tall probly 5'9 or 5'10. Can't get her off my mind. Please PM me if you know her.[/QUOTE]Based on that pic, are we sure "hunny" doesnt have a penis?