Yeah, pretty much. Except I see daddy has now had to stop the car three times. I think it might just be about to get real entertaining.
C3.
[QUOTE=MuffLuva;2316308]So everything's normal then?[/QUOTE]
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Yeah, pretty much. Except I see daddy has now had to stop the car three times. I think it might just be about to get real entertaining.
C3.
[QUOTE=MuffLuva;2316308]So everything's normal then?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Camera3;2316211]Holy shit, better pop some more popcorn.
So, there is a fairly new lady that has become not only part of our little literary club but has already endeared herself to quite a few of our hobbyists. Specifically, she has garnered quite a bit of attention since moving into the neighborhood a mere 30 days ago. A quick count indicates 24 positive reviews (that is nearly one-per-day, shit, not too bad for a lady that is really only part-time) and, of course, the two negative reviews that have become the topic of discussion in another couple of threads. Let's call her the Latin Vixen.
So, the gist of the negative reviews seem to be that a dude feels he fell victim to some sort of slight by the SP. Funny, the things he is pissed about are the very things that many of the 24 positive reviews seem to rave about. So, this has brought out several White Knights and even made daddy stop the car twice. That's probable a record.
So, here I go, donning my White Knight armor. I just polished the little bit of tarnish and it is shining bright.
Are you fucking kidding me? So, I did a quick search of this guy's reviews. I found eight on the first page and five were for the same chick. Now, I know the chick and she is worth good reviews, but five? Oh, and as for the second chick, who I affectionately refer to as our Homecoming Queen, she has nothing to do with any of this, at all. You compared them? Are you fucking kidding me, again? So, you comparing these is the most strange thing I have read in a long time. These two wonderful ladies are NOTHING alike. Each special, but little in common.
And then, and here is where it gets so weird it must be the truth, it seems HE has a White Knight. Yeah. Swag has donned HER White Night suit of armor, polished the tarnish and jumped on her horse and ridden into battle championing the apparent underdog. And, I have to say, Swag, you look dashing in that armor. Hell, you look good in anything. Hell, you look good in nothing at all.
I digress.
People. Give it a fucking rest. The Latin Vixen has made friends with more literary society members than anyone in so short a time my head is spinning. And there is good reason. Her business model works. Good service, reasonable donation, reliable delivery. She needs a White Knight like I need a third ball. Well, maybe I do need a third ball. That isn't the point. If anything, she has done more to help our literary society grow and I am seeing more reviews of more chicks than I have in a long time. My "to do" list has grown far beyond what I can possibly accomplish. So, I guess, if I am pissed about anything it is that there are now some chicks I won't get to meet because of the success of our little club. Well, it makes sense to me but, just remember, the 70's were good to me. I don't remember much about them so they must have been good.
Sorry for the dude who got the short end of the stick. Sucks to be you, especially when so many of the rest of us seem to have really enjoyed our new found friend. Maybe the stars were just out of line for you. It happens. Maybe you really are the most unlucky guy on here. Or, maybe it is just you and your expectations are unrealistic.
At the end of the day, the statistics don't lie. The lady has earned her good reviews and loyal White Knights. I doubt seriously the two negative reviews will affect her dance card at all but just may put the dude's creds in the crapper. These things happen. There is no fix for that except write some good reviews of more than on one Homecoming Queen and one Latin Vixen.
OK. They tell me the White Knight armor is flame resistant. Fire up the flame throwers. I am ready for battle.
C3.[/QUOTE]This is more so about your writing then the content. This post is beautifully written and makes me a tad jealous. I certainly can't write as well but when it comes to talking well that's my money maker LOL.
As far as your Latin vixen referenced. I haven't seen her which is odd because I've seen every other girl in this motherfucking town and she is right up my alley. I've tried to see her it just hasn't worked out. Not her fault. Not mine out schedules just haven't matched up. I think my problem is that I'm last minute. I don't plan ahead when it comes to mongering because I really don't need to. If I get bored at work or driving somewhere I'll say fuck it and try and see someone. Whoever is available is the lucky one. And I think this Latin Vixen needs a little advance notice. But we will hook up eventually.
As far as our homecoming queen. I've seen her multiple times and have always had a great time.
And I could probably use a third nut as well.
KC.
[QUOTE=Camera3;2316359]Yeah, pretty much. Except I see daddy has now had to stop the car three times. I think it might just be about to get real entertaining.
C3.[/QUOTE]The name of that other thread is "Negative Escort Reviews" it's not "You Posted Something About Some Chick I Like so I'm Going to Write an Essay Defending Her About What You Did Wrong When I Wasn't Even Involved in What Happened and Have No Fucking Idea What Went Down" thread.
Though I admit that would be an interesting thread to read.
Cam3 got it right when he said that she's sitting at 24 positive 2 negative, if some idiot is so fucking dumb that those 2 negatives would keep him from calling then the chick is better off not hearing from them. All you knights need to write this on the palm of your hand. One guy cannot bring a good chick down. When a chick is 24-2 on the good side and you read something negative and your first thoughts aren't "oh he wanted to do BB anal and she said no. " Or "Oh, he said give me a discount or I'm writing you a bad review" and again she said "fuck off scumbag" or at the worst YMMV, then you're a fucking idiot. And if you think that suddenly her phone will stop ringing if you don't immediately jump on the forum and attack the guy who wrote it earning her never ending admiration then you're a nutless idiot.
When a chick who has had a long string of positive reviews, then suddenly starts getting multiple negatives from 5 or 6 established guys then you can start assuming that she has started to slip until that the sky is not falling Chicken Little, bad press on a good provider usually involves more, not less, inquiry's.
Amateurs, sheesh.
A2.
[QUOTE=Camera3;2316359]Yeah, pretty much. Except I see daddy has now had to stop the car three times. I think it might just be about to get real entertaining.
C3.[/QUOTE]Daddy stopped the car and gave me the back of his hand, guess what I had to say belongs in this Rat Trap thread instead. A2 stated the truth that a chick with a 24-2 record in almost bulletproof and no WK-ing needed. The real topic here is how can a monger spend the entire session just chatting or playing Guitar Hero. The proper monger sequence goes like this: kiss / hug hello, LE check, wash hands & piss, drop donation, start to disrobe while chatting, get the service from SP, then chat away the balance of your time. SP's tell me there are LOTS of lonely guys who value companionship more than a dream and that's fine but not really why we are all here.
Choke.
An act in which a team or a person collaspe when they are expected to win no matter what the other team does.
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2302487]It would be very hard for MBI to be a trusted SM, besides the obvious facts of having to write reviews you're insulting the man that gives such privilege. Now I can see advertisers as being such and regular members but very hard to say SM are MBI posing as mongers.
Swaganna.[/QUOTE]Could someone email me on here what SM stands for, thanks.
[QUOTE=AncientOne;2316980]Daddy stopped the car and gave me the back of his hand, guess what I had to say belongs in this Rat Trap thread instead. A2 stated the truth that a chick with a 24-2 record in almost bulletproof and no WK-ing needed. The real topic here is how can a monger spend the entire session just chatting or playing Guitar Hero. The proper monger sequence goes like this: kiss / hug hello, LE check, wash hands & piss, drop donation, start to disrobe while chatting, get the service from SP, then chat away the balance of your time. SP's tell me there are LOTS of lonely guys who value companionship more than a dream and that's fine but not really why we are all here.[/QUOTE]The lovely lady NEVER said that {playing the Wii} was all they did. Did you miss the had fun part? I was there trust me we had a lot of FUN during our 5 plus hours that INCLUDED playing the Wii. Next time use your reading glasses.
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2314987]I guess that means we aren't going cosmic bowling anymore lmao.
Batgirl.[/QUOTE]I really didn't want to comment about this but it's the second long novel type comment about a provider by potsy calling both providers bat shit crazy. Just my humble opinion but if you had a bad experience with a provider why don't you just not see them again and end communication with them. That's two novels in a one week span. THAT'S BAT SHIT Crazy.
[QUOTE=EdwardWills;2317348]Could someone email me on here what SM stands for, thanks.[/QUOTE]I always thought it was "Serious Manhood".
Cheers J54.
[QUOTE=Eastie;2317438]I really didn't want to comment about this but it's the second long novel type comment about a provider by potsy calling both providers bat shit crazy. Just my humble opinion but if you had a bad experience with a provider why don't you just not see them again and end communication with them. That's two novels in a one week span. THAT'S BAT SHIT Crazy.[/QUOTE]Dick head, you are new, so I will be gentle as you might be swagannas alter ego. You have 14? Posts? All BS Dude I want peace in my life. I am very friendly with many providers on here, you asshole want to flame me. No problem. My life exists beyond here. Actually having dinner with friends from here Monday. So dickhead, enjoy savanna. If you read my post I have not seen Savanna in years and the other girl was recent and I have not seen her again either.
Why don't you do something with your life and contribute to this board, stop being a do nothing, no information dick.
[QUOTE=Potsy;2318079]Dick head, you are new, so I will be gentle as you might be swagannas alter ego. You have 14? Posts? All BS Dude I want peace in my life. I am very friendly with many providers on here, you asshole want to flame me. No problem. My life exists beyond here. Actually having dinner with friends from here Monday. So dickhead, enjoy savanna. If you read my post I have not seen Savanna in years and the other girl was recent and I have not seen her again either.
Why don't you do something with your life and contribute to this board, stop being a do nothing, no information dick.[/QUOTE]This will be my last post concerning you as I have much more inportant things to attend to then go back and forth with a pea brain who'said whole existence is to live his life through this board and trash providers. FYI I'm a very educated man who also has his own business. AS for Swaganna, I have never met her but who knows maybe in the future I will. You are right I don't post much but the providers I have posted about deserved a positive review and that included the one you continue to hassle with unwanted text trying to make another appointment with her after you wrote a three part horrible review you fucking hypocrite! No I'm not her pimp, management or white knight but I see her a lot because I love the way she fucks.
This time of year a lot of girls from colder climates come to Florida to show us some love.
Clients can do a lot to help assure they have a good visit.
Emphasize to them to be smart about it. I see them on planes all made up with their little dancer cases and looking like hookers.
Suggest they not be so obvious. Stay off the streets. Stay away from pimps or "boyfriends" who promise to look out for you.
Tell them if they post honest ads with pictures that represent their actual appearance they will get great reviews and more business than they can handle.
Tell them we have a very active community and that word spreads quickly, both good and bad.
Recommend that they let a friend know when an appointment starts and when it is supposed to end and that they make the call in front of the client.
Finally, if it is obvious that they are using drugs, walk away. Sex is great. Rock 'and Roll is great. Drugs and people who involve themselves in them are just plain stupid.
[QUOTE=Eastie;2317438]I really didn't want to comment about this but it's the second long novel type comment about a provider by potsy calling both providers bat shit crazy. Just my humble opinion but if you had a bad experience with a provider why don't you just not see them again and end communication with them. That's two novels in a one week span. THAT'S BAT SHIT Crazy.[/QUOTE]Hey arent you the idiot who lent your car to a provider, who crashed it? Then she tried to extort money from you to get it back? And you still white knight her? Idiot.
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[QUOTE=Potsy;2318735]Hey arent you the idiot who lent your car to a provider, who crashed it? Then she tried to extort money from you to get it back? And you still white knight her? Idiot.[/QUOTE]Aren't you the idiot who still text her looking for a date after writing your stupid negative essay? ?? White knight you can call it what ever want you pos.
[QUOTE=Potsy;2318735]Hey arent you the idiot who lent your car to a provider, who crashed it? Then she tried to extort money from you to get it back? And you still white knight her? Idiot.[/QUOTE]Only decision now is Microwave or Stovetop.
Orville Redenbacher microwave, please.
Damn, this is good.
C3.
[QUOTE=ExecTalent;2318822]Only decision now is Microwave or Stovetop.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Camera3;2318925]Orville Redenbacher microwave, please.
Damn, this is good.
C3.[/QUOTE]Cheese flavor, yummmmmm.
[QUOTE=ExecTalent;2318638]This time of year a lot of girls from colder climates come to Florida to show us some love.
Clients can do a lot to help assure they have a good visit.
Emphasize to them to be smart about it. I see them on planes all made up with their little dancer cases and looking like hookers.
Suggest they not be so obvious. Stay off the streets. Stay away from pimps or "boyfriends" who promise to look out for you.
Tell them if they post honest ads with pictures that represent their actual appearance they will get great reviews and more business than they can handle.
Tell them we have a very active community and that word spreads quickly, both good and bad.
Recommend that they let a friend know when an appointment starts and when it is supposed to end and that they make the call in front of the client.
Finally, if it is obvious that they are using drugs, walk away. Sex is great. Rock 'and Roll is great. Drugs and people who involve themselves in them are just plain stupid.[/QUOTE]What fine advice. NOT! What lady is going to come into town and then want to have a bunch of mongers tell them how to run their business and lives? The simple answer to this question is nobody likes to be told what to do, especially by a stranger. More nonsense from Exec Talent.
Another question: what monger wants to take advice from another monger with no reviews to his credit? Or does the comments ET made about the towels and sheets at a massage establishment count as a review?
The wheels on the popcorn machine go round and round.
[QUOTE=ExecTalent;2318822]Only decision now is Microwave or Stovetop.[/QUOTE]Jiffy pop straight off the stive top mmmm buttery.
From post 4255 over in the Classified member discussion thread. I guess I missed something. Tina / Summer and Khrystal / Patients now on the undercard to the main event Tina / Summer- Swag main event. Perhaps it would be fitting to fill that kiddie pool with popcorn instead of Jello. J54.
Patients.
Looks like you really gave up. Please stop texting me.
Originally Posted by Sexifun View Original Post.
I hoe the taffy wasn't the sweetest thing you had that day. Wink! As always a great time. Thanks for coming by!
PLEASE STOP, texting and harassing me!