Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

[QUOTE=Forest55;1757021]I surrender. It was a weak moment! Just don't complain that a provider does not offer.[/QUOTE]How was I complaining? Once again it was just a question. Not a complaint. End of discussion. I'm done with it.

[QUOTE=Hotlcndyt;1757085]How was I complaining? Once again it was just a question. Not a complaint. End of discussion. I'm done with it.[/QUOTE]I went back thru the thread. I have to agree. It looks like a question to me. If he had seen her and was disappointed, that would have been a complaint. He was just doing his homework.

Be safe!

[QUOTE=Admin2; 1756895]A couple years ago an older (larger) provider from La Tierra de las Gordas (otherwise known as the USA) came down here for vacation and posted an ad on CL with a photo and US pricing. She was scourged by locals and ex-pats alike.

U$S60 gets you the Paola Vieira "Experience" here.

[url]http://www.soloindependientes.com/escorts-acompanantes/Paola%20Vieira_15-6033-5772_741.htm[/url]

Fucking AMAZING! One solid hour of dulce de leche, ice cube, body glidey, COJER MEEEEEEEEEE! Fun.

ED can confirm.[/QUOTE]She is amazing. She did things with me I have never even seen in porn movies all while somehow mixing in a GFE. I think instead of calling anal "Greek" it should be called "Brazilian" because those Brazilian girls love it, no, I think they need it in the ass. If you're not into anal stay away from Brazilian girls because they always stick it in there without even asking. Size is not an issue for them. Paola has the body, the attitude and the accessories to get the job done in a way you can't even imagine. I'll give you a small piece of the puzzle. I'll put it in a separate paragraph so Admin2 can easily strike it from the record if it's too graphic.

Paola has these shelves full of toys. I'm not really a toy kind of guy but I'm not opposed to them. She pulls out this 9 inch long beaded anal dildo and comes at me with it. I'm about to tell her to get that thing the hell away from me when she shows me at the base of it there is like a cock ring. She slides it down my shaft so I basically have two dicks now attached via a cock ring squeezing the base of my shaft. She assumes the doggie position or "en quattro" as they call it, slides the dildo in her ass and me in the pussy and has me DP her.

The funny thing is this is such a small piece of what is available down there. Admin2 is not a big night fisherman but I probably do 80% night fishing and 20% internet & privado girls while I'm there. God bless Jackson for installing a stripper pole with full lights and sound system at the mansion. I go out fishing every night and bring home a solid 10. I fire up the lights and the music and she strips on the pole to get me warmed up. Then it's off to my room for the main event. Well, sometimes things get carried away at the stripper pole but I try and make it to my room. I'm always worried Admin2 is going to come downstairs for a glass of water while I'm balls deep in a chica. LOL Maybe he should delete the entire second half of this post. I'm sharing to much information.

So there is some more about my adventures in Monger-Wonderland as Molly put it. I don't know why I'm telling you all this. Admin2 may be some kind of ambassador to Mongerland but I'm not. Frankly, I don't need the competition. Flights to Argentina are like $80, 000 so you should just all stay here. There is no need to look it up that's what it costs. I think women get a discount so Molly and the rest of Admin2's harem may want to check prices.

Admin2 is right about Paola. It is an experience. If there was a porn Disneyland "The Paola Vieira Experience" would be Space Mountain. I wish she was closer to the mansion. There are also only a limited number of tickets per week available for that ride. When she is sold out you are shit out of luck.

[QUOTE=Admin2;1756895]provider from La Tierra de las Gordas (otherwise known as the USA)[/QUOTE]I guess that makes Argentina "La Tierra de las hilanderos con burbuja colillas".

[QUOTE=EricDraven;1757113]Frankly, I don't need the competition. Flights to Argentina are like $80, 000 so you should just all stay here. There is no need to look it up that's what it costs. I think women get a discount so Molly and the rest of Admin2's harem may want to check prices.[/QUOTE]Don't forget the snakes bro, there are poisonous snakes everywhere here. Oh yeah, and the kids with the machine guns, bad, bad, bad juju.

Cmon now yes ya were, and before I saw your post!

Don't be surprised if I call and Cancel tomorrow! Your apology means nothing now!

[QUOTE=Hotlcndyt;1756728]Really? M4M ads? Since when does asking if a girl does Greek mean I'm gay? I asked a simple question. A simple answer would have done fine.[/QUOTE]I have to admit, I got a chuckle out of it, but that sort of towel snapping belongs in the Octagon. After all, WALDT is the thing in this hobby of ours. Perhaps though, what he is implying, is that she is such a sexual goddess, with such great skills, that you should not pass on her just because of that one item?

I am pretty sure Nadia does not offer greek, but trust me when I say, even if greek is something you enjoy immensely, this hot little Sicilian firecracker is such a pretty spinner, with voracious sexual energy, and unequaled BBBJ skills, you will hardly be missing any menu item she doesn't offer.

[QUOTE=Admin2;1757382]Don't forget the snakes bro, there are poisonous snakes everywhere here. Oh yeah, and the kids with the machine guns, bad, bad, bad juju.[/QUOTE]So in other words, until you have an private airstrip at Fuck Mansion, and the compound is protected with ten foot concrete walls embedded with sharp glass, and hired mercenaries patrol the gates, Phatdaty is keeping his lily white ass up north where his greatest fear is Barney Fife snooping in his business only to be confounded, or some punk ass ***** of a pimp / boyfriend biting off way more than he can chew should he get in between him and his enjoyment of my hobby in an intrusive manner.

God Bless the Queen City and all the fine ladies that provide us with high quality hobby entertainment at a fair market price!

[QUOTE=PhatDaty; 1757801]So in other words, until you have an private airstrip at Fuck Mansion, and the compound is protected with ten foot concrete walls embedded with sharp glass, and hired mercenaries patrol the gates, Phatdaty is keeping his lily white ass up north where his greatest fear is Barney Fife snooping in his business only to be confounded, or some punk ass * of a pimp / boyfriend biting off way more than he can chew should he get in between him and his enjoyment of my hobby in an intrusive manner.

God Bless the Queen City and all the fine ladies that provide us with high quality hobby entertainment at a fair market price![/QUOTE]First off, hear hear (or is it here here, I never get that right) on the Queen City and all the fine ladies there. It's not an accident that Cincy is A2's adopted board!

Second, we have a mercenary that lives in the basement, and the roof is protected with embedded glass already. Sheesh, haven't you ever been to S America, ALL roofs are protected with embedded glass. Additionally we have beaten fire zones protecting the MM on all likely approaches and I have a two week supply of canned and dried foods in the pantry. Oh and the front door is reinforced steel. Molly and Dawn; A2 promises to keep you safe if you visit.

I was exaggerating about the snake issue, that is only an intermittent problem, it only happens when ED brings his pet anaconda for a visit.

[QUOTE=Admin2;1757382]Don't forget the snakes bro, there are poisonous snakes everywhere here. Oh yeah, and the kids with the machine guns, bad, bad, bad juju.[/QUOTE]Well yea, of course snakes. I thought that was common knowledge. I mean it is a 3rd world country down there; just like everywhere else they don't speak English. The kids with machine guns never really bothered me. I always feel safer when everyone has guns instead of just the criminals.

[QUOTE=Admin2; 1757827]First off, hear hear (or is it here here, I never get that right) on the Queen City and all the fine ladies there. It's not an accident that Cincy is A2's adopted board!

Second, we have a mercenary that lives in the basement, and the roof is protected with embedded glass already. Sheesh, haven't you ever been to S America, ALL roofs are protected with embedded glass. Additionally we have beaten fire zones protecting the MM on all likely approaches and I have a two week supply of canned and dried foods in the pantry. Oh and the front door is reinforced steel. Molly and Dawn; A2 promises to keep you safe if you visit.

I was exaggerating about the snake issue, that is only an intermittent problem, it only happens when ED brings his pet anaconda for a visit.[/QUOTE]I have been to Nigeria and Somolia, and got hazard pay for it, and no I did not fuck anything over there other than my right hand-they don't make condoms out of titanium. Suffice it to say, I have had my fill of kids with machine guns and poisonous critters for an entire lifetime.

I will simply have to live vicariously through A2 and ED, because I do think the girls you have posted about are "mucho caliente et corriente," by the time you figure in the money for a false ID and passport, and airfare it would cost me a king's ransom to make it there, even if the US dollar goes further once down there. I would rather spend that on these lovely ladies.

Besides, I am still holding out hope that one day Molly will fuck me, if I bribe her enough, so there is always that war chest to fill.

While I enjoy PD posts and don't necessarily have a problem with the long reviews, I do have a problem with the morons who feel the need to then Reply with a copy of the GD thing just to say "great job, you should write for Penthouse" or some such. So now we have 3 or 4 versions of PDs post to scroll through, with no added benefit on a review page. WTF? Really, you really had to give kudos to someone else's experience AND repost the short story? Ahhhhhhhh!

Cancellation fees. Gents: What is your thoughts on this? It seems as if some providers are charging upwards of half the donation if you have to cancel an appointment with them. Not only does the gentleman have to pay the cancellation fee ASAP, but if the gentlemen doesn't, then the provider places his info on national 'black-lists' sites.

All I can say is 'WOW'. Now instead of using blacklist sites to protect ladies from dangerous men and LE, our blacklist sites are being muddied up and cluttered with men blacklisted for simply cancelling an appt. Just unacceptable behavior. Maybe it is a side effect of golden pussy syndrome. Who knows? But I, for one, think that this is unacceptable behavior.

Question is, gents, would you be conned into paying the cancellation fee in order to prevent your info from being posted on blacklist sites? Or would you take your 'black-list' punishment as ordered? Ah, 'As the Hobby Turns. '

As much as I like flattery, I tend to agree with you. That can always done via PM, or perhaps over here with an "attaboy" with a reference to the review-without reposting the whole thing. Of course,"moron," might be a tad bit strong.

I really hope we can strive to keep the Escort Review thread pristine, so all we read are ACTUAL REVIEWS.

While we are on the topic, how about we pay attention to headings. Why are there reviews being posted in the Classified Discussion thread? Why is there streetwalking discussion being splashed all over the board-they have their own thread. I appreciate that they enjoy that facet of the hobby, but I don't want to read about it, so I skip that section, but no, they splash their asphalt prowl reports in nearly every thread on here! Likewise general reports have reviews, instead of general observations about the hobby, like tips and handy wisdom/

Also there are BP / CL crud splashed everywhere.

This place would run so much better if people would just read the fucking thread index titles and make sure they are posting in the relevant areas given the topic they are posting.

They covered this shit on Sesame Street when you were a toddler for goodness sake!

By the way folks, no matter what you are quoting, you realize once you quote something, you can move your cursor inside the {quote} and {/quote} tags and delete the bulk of the text, leaving just enough for us to get the gist of things. Just make sure you don't remove the tags. If folks want to go back and read the whole thing to figure out what the whole post said, they can always click the "see original post" button on the new post.

[QUOTE=Wickman;1758680]While I enjoy PD posts and don't necessarily have a problem with the long reviews, I do have a problem with the [b]FANS[/b] who feel the need to then Reply with a copy of the GD thing just to say "great job, you should write for Penthouse" or some such. So now we have 3 or 4 versions of PDs post to scroll through, with no added benefit on a review page. WTF? Really, you really had to give kudos to someone else's experience AND repost the short story? Ahhhhhhhh![/QUOTE]

Agree with Wickman on this.