Erin go Bra-less SPD sausage fest
Had a choice of working, or not, this St. Patty's Day so I opted for some green beer and bare boobies for a Shamrock Day distraction. Fortunately I had spent some quality time with Maura (see BP Forum) Friday evening, so I was just window shopping.
15:00 Checked into Oz. I've pretty much written off Atlantis as a waste of time these days, so I didn't bother. Ten guys, and I think 4 girls excluding wait staff. Two of the 4 were wearing street clothes, so I'm not sure they were even dancing. Both were huddled up with customers in any case. Didn't even bother to sit down.
15:30 Stopped by Oasis to see if a couple of Irish gals I knew were working. They weren't. Almost no one was. 12 to 15 guys and three girls. The hottest thing in there was the manager. Had a beer to see if the mid-shift would bring in anyone to gawk at, and it didn't, so beer empty (it even tasted funny), I left.
It was 16:30 by the time I made it to Pasco, where at least the bra less would also be bottom less. Passed by Bare Assets because of their over-priced, undersized VIP rooms, and arrived at Allure about the time I figured the Saturday Night mid-shifters would arrive. Oh NO! 6 guys, 3 girls and the staff. I was there 20 minutes before anyone even got on stage, and that was no treat. JoJo was one of the girls, but she was snuggling up to some golfer type who was looking around wide eyed like he was about to make his first trip to the VIP and feared his wife was watching him. Had a beer and left before I saw whether he chickened out and left JoJo jonesing for a payday.
17:00 With nothing left to do and an hour before I was headed to a friends SPD party I said WTH and stopped in Bare Assets. They had, according to a waitress, a dozen girls on stage and 30 or so guys in the club, most of them golfers and geezers who had circled the stage and were throwing dollar bills around. One of the dancers was a former Atlantis girl who went by Fantasy there if anyone is looking for her. Another jumping off that sinking ship. Most of the rest I didn't recognize.
About then Maura was texting me some sunbathing selfies which made me wish I had stayed closer to St Pete, and I think annoyed the dancer who was trying to get me to buy her a drink.
Had a beer, watched a couple of dancers and left for my party, where even with their clothes on there were pretty much the hottest girls I saw all day, well except in pictures. Three weekends in a row where clubbing was pretty much a waste of time on either day, and most weekday shifts haven't been much better. Not sure what's going on in the 19 corridor clubs, but it seems like the dancers have left even before the snowbirds this year.