Massage Parlor Reports

I've heard nothing good about Maple recently. I've never been and have no desire to go.

[QUOTE=Biscuit123;2576916]I was coming home from the south side and decided to hit up pinetree. 1130 am. 30 min wait. So I left. Heard about new talent at maple. What bullshit. I few years back I got lucky with a sandy blond Asian chick. Very pleasing to the eyes. But this time. Never again. I figure I let you guys know that the adds are false. Even ivy had older chicks but BBBJ / cim is a game changer for me. She's out of site during the deed and with age comes talent.

But maple. I had to work my old magic with my eyes closed. That's how much it turned me off. I felt ashamed when I left. Same feeling you get when you wake up next to a fugly chick that you brought home the night before.

Biscuit out.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Wirelessone;2560747]I found Anna after previously being sent away, yes Anna is deserving of praise, for those of you who actually come for the massage, its not that good but I wasn't there for that. I did not ask for her by name since it was my first time there and I could sense the mamsan tense up, which unfortunately as I have posted before, I have just had to to get use to when I show for the first time at a spa.

After the festivities, I was properly introduced to the mamasan and everyone was smiling. I was going to go to either Lux, Pine tree or the old standby Royal in Indiana. Anna made me glad I chose Pine Tree.[/QUOTE]I been around the block I have had feelings for some but just friend and we'll wishs, but Anna since day one I got something with her not going in detail but can anyone tell me if she just another play girl.

They all are play girls. Anything she does with you, she is doing with others. Just my opinion.

[QUOTE=Langley08;2577183]I been around the block I have had feelings for some but just friend and we'll wishs, but Anna since day one I got something with her not going in detail but can anyone tell me if she just another play girl.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2577502]They all are play girls. Anything she does with you, she is doing with others. Just my opinion.[/QUOTE]Its built into male DNA, a millionaire man will marry the star bucks barista cause she is nice to him and smiles when she brings him his coffee whereas Angelina Jolie marries Brad Frickin' Pitt. Point being I know of mongers who have tried to marry / date providers. It becomes difficult since she see's married men, the first time you 'have to work late at the office' you"re greeted with 'so you found a new girlfriend already' (swoomph, the sound of a skillet sailing past his head). The opposite is also true, Saturday night she says I going out with the girls however, you can't reach her by phone and she's not responding to your text, so your mind takes over and you envision her on own knees with another guys johnson in her mouth because, well, that's how she hooked you. When she's finally home at 3 am, you argue and the neighbor calls the police.

Some mongers have worked it out and have gone on to marry their providers but they are the exception not the rule. Demands for increasing amounts of money for relatives back home and credit cards opened in your name (she's at home all day and hides the mail) and before you know it, your broke cause when your sisters and brothers were trying to tell you something was wrong, you never listened cause they have hated every girl you have ever bought home, right (cause you have ALWAYS bought home the wrong girl, that's why).

It's kinda of hard to find, try to locate "The Birthday Girl" with Nicole Kidman with the relavant scenes being when her 'cousins' come to visit (they weren't her cousins but her boyfriend and his friends from her country who now want him to rip off the bank he works at).

My one monger internet friend said he got took for $10,000 before he realized what had happened, she blew it at the casino's.

Tread lightly with you special lady, she's not so ' wet' when she's see you cause you are so hot looking, its just KY warming gel. Just sayin'.

Wired.

[QUOTE=Biscuit123;2576916]I was coming home from the south side and decided to hit up pinetree. 1130 am. 30 min wait. So I left. Heard about new talent at maple. What bullshit. I few years back I got lucky with a sandy blond Asian chick. Very pleasing to the eyes. But this time. Never again. I figure I let you guys know that the adds are false. Even ivy had older chicks but BBBJ / cim is a game changer for me. She's out of site during the deed and with age comes talent.

But maple. I had to work my old magic with my eyes closed. That's how much it turned me off. I felt ashamed when I left. Same feeling you get when you wake up next to a fugly chick that you brought home the night before.

Biscuit out.[/QUOTE]Great post, I had been eyeballing maple for a while. I've never been, and I plan on staying away until there's a decent report on them. Thanks.

Drew Mikki today, she's new to Pine Tree but has lived in Schaumberg for 7 years so I would imagine she's a veteran to the scene (and she performed like one). Mid 30's is my guess, b's and very, very slim. Very good massage (7), completely unrushed, and very good FS as well. Highly recommended, had me there 70 minutes even though door fee is only supposed to get you 45.

I have had the pleasure of seeing "June" at pine tree on several occasions she is one of the older women there that always has provided me with a great experience but I'm ready to switch it up a little since I have yet to see either Joann or Anna. Does anyone have any info on Joann? Younger? Older? Experience overall?

Joanne looks like she is 18 but I think she is early 30's. She is GFE. I recommend.

[QUOTE=RedWolf3006;2578290]I have had the pleasure of seeing "June" at pine tree on several occasions she is one of the older women there that always has provided me with a great experience but I'm ready to switch it up a little since I have yet to see either Joann or Anna. Does anyone have any info on Joann? Younger? Older? Experience overall?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Wirelessone;2578248]Its built into male DNA, a millionaire man will marry the star bucks barista cause she is nice to him and smiles when she brings him his coffee whereas Angelina Jolie marries Brad Frickin' Pitt. Point being I know of mongers who have tried to marry / date providers. It becomes difficult since she see's married men, the first time you 'have to work late at the office' you"re greeted with 'so you found a new girlfriend already' (swoomph, the sound of a skillet sailing past his head). The opposite is also true, Saturday night she says I going out with the girls however, you can't reach her by phone and she's not responding to your text, so your mind takes over and you envision her on own knees with another guys johnson in her mouth because, well, that's how she hooked you. When she's finally home at 3 am, you argue and the neighbor calls the police.

Some mongers have worked it out and have gone on to marry their providers but they are the exception not the rule. Demands for increasing amounts of money for relatives back home and credit cards opened in your name (she's at home all day and hides the mail) and before you know it, your broke cause when your sisters and brothers were trying to tell you something was wrong, you never listened cause they have hated every girl you have ever bought home, right (cause you have ALWAYS bought home the wrong girl, that's why).

It's kinda of hard to find, try to locate "The Birthday Girl" with Nicole Kidman with the relavant scenes being when her 'cousins' come to visit (they weren't her cousins but her boyfriend and his friends from her country who now want him to rip off the bank he works at).

My one monger internet friend said he got took for $10,000 before he realized what had happened, she blew it at the casino's.

Tread lightly with you special lady, she's not so ' wet' when she's see you cause you are so hot looking, its just KY warming gel. Just sayin'.

Wired.[/QUOTE]The one gal on the HBO show Cathouse just rolled her eyes and called guys like that Captain Save a Hoe.

When mongers stroll thru that door all they $ee i$ dollar $ign$. Period. When you are allowed to come thru that door and leave with the exact same amount of cash you walked in and with have the time if your life then you may be on to something man. These girls are professional actresses! Academy award nomination worthy!

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2577502]They all are play girls. Anything she does with you, she is doing with others. Just my opinion.[/QUOTE]

Absolutely but some are horrible actresses. LOL.

[QUOTE=Jlima;2582275]When mongers stroll thru that door all they $ee i$ dollar $ign$. Period. When you are allowed to come thru that door and leave with the exact same amount of cash you walked in and with have the time if your life then you may be on to something man. These girls are professional actresses! Academy award nomination worthy![/QUOTE]

Very true! Funny part is when their a bad actress but think you don't notice LOL.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2582435]Absolutely but some are horrible actresses. LOL.[/QUOTE]

I normally visit AMPs in the NW burbs, but my little head's curiosity led me on to journey to PT. "May" was attractive and gave a typical massage. I offered 40 for standard, then 60. Told her that was all I had, but she got stinky. I keep another 40 in another pocket in case my little head wants to upgrade service, which soon was in her hands. For that, I only got standard service. I am so ashamed I fell for this scam. I later asked: she would want 140 for FS!! Never again! Lux, Yun, and Sky are far better.

But the real concern for you all to know are the security cameras I saw at PineTree. As I left, the door to the room by the entryway was open, and I saw a bank of video screens that sure looked like images inside all of the rooms. I did not notice a cam in my room, so either they are well hidden, or the video screens were displaying something else. Use caution, my friends!

[QUOTE=StudMuffin314;2583281]I normally visit AMPs in the NW burbs, but my little head's curiosity led me on to journey to PT. "May" was attractive and gave a typical massage. I offered 40 for standard, then 60. Told her that was all I had, but she got stinky. I keep another 40 in another pocket in case my little head wants to upgrade service, which soon was in her hands. For that, I only got standard service. I am so ashamed I fell for this scam. I later asked: she would want 140 for FS!! Never again! Lux, Yun, and Sky are far better.

But the real concern for you all to know are the security cameras I saw at PineTree. As I left, the door to the room by the entryway was open, and I saw a bank of video screens that sure looked like images inside all of the rooms. I did not notice a cam in my room, so either they are well hidden, or the video screens were displaying something else. Use caution, my friends![/QUOTE]Sorry you had a bad experience. I can vouch for Pine Tree and say I've never had any bad experiences there. I think perhaps it's a "girl by girl" situation. I don't know May, perhaps she's new. I have never paid more than $. 2 for FS there and they know that's the going rate. The regular gals there are super cool, and if you exude an aura of confidence when you tell them what you're after and what you'll be donating for it, there is no drama around the $$.

I've seen that bank of video screens. Cameras do not show the insides of rooms, that'd be awfully stupid for them to do to themselves and their customers, considering... they have one at the outer front door, one at the inner front door, one at the back parking lot, and one in the provider's "hangout room" near the bathroom in the back.

Today as I was driving to Pine I realized that I had an upcoming business appointment a little later and that I might not get there in time if I get the planned one hour session. So I called Pine to confirm there is no wait time and that I might be able to get a half-hour massage instead. The lady on the phone informed me that they have one room open right then and if I get there on time, I could have it without any wait time. However, she also informed that they do not do any appointment less than an hour.

Obviously I ended up turning around. But, I believe Pine always had 30 min sessions. Did she pull a fast one on me? Has anyone here have had success recently scheduling a half-hour session at Pine?