A Fox Disguised as a Gater
I recently took a trip to Florida. While there, I had the pleasure of visiting Gater World.
I was taught gators are ugly. Not this Gater, this Gater was stunningly cute, and cuddly.
Someone told me gators have nasty looking teeth. This Gater had a bright, beautiful, gleaming smile.
People say gators have rough skin. The Gater I saw had smooth, clean, soft, warm to the touch skin.
I heard gators are mean. This Gater was cheerful, playful, and ever so inviting.
Everyone says a gator has a vicious bite. This Gater had a gentle, warm, soft, moist bite, like kisses.
For the first time, I tasted Gater tail. It was aged to perfection, smelled of roses in bloom, and ever so sweet.
I don't know when I'll get back to Florida, but when I do, I hope I can visit Gater World again.
HEY ORLANDO, Who needs some stinking little mouse, when you have a GATER!