Strip Club Reports

Well as posted yesterday, after seeing all our tax dollars going down the drain harassing sw's and fellow poonhounds I hit the dh. I had been there a few years back and was impressed also with the ladies. Although not the best looking there, there was a blond (can't remember the name) said she was from Russia. Well wether she is or not, her accent and smile went straight to the 'bone', and almost my wallet. Each his own but after about a 20 min talk with her I was forced to leave before i signed over my lifes savings.

Crowd was minimal and seemed like i was the only one keeping the ladies nude. Oh well, we don't have all nude sj's in mississippi so all was good.

I must be a really nice guy, or else I wouldn't share this.

I was at Centerfold this evening and had a lapdance from a thick (HUUUGE KNOCKERS, kinda wide ass) blonde named Tiff. Holy shit!

Long story short. Best lapdance ever. She bit my cock through my jeans. She put those long nips in my mouth. I tongued the pussy juice from between her fingers (Yeah, I know. Stupid idea! Damned firewater.) She basically DEMANDED that I shove a finger inside her. There's more. But I'd like to keep those details for my own personal use later. Nothing personal.

I went in just to go out and relieve my cabin fever. I wound up almost blowing $200 in lapdances. I stopped at $60, but Tiff made it hard (and then some! ) to stop.

Had I not been on the verge of busting a nut and a half, I would have asked if she worked outside of work.

But don't worry gentlemen. I plan on seeing her again. Real soon.

[QUOTE=Dsmachina]I must be a really nice guy, or else I wouldn't share this.

I was at Centerfold this evening and had a lapdance from a thick (HUUUGE KNOCKERS, kinda wide ass) blonde named Tiff. Holy shit!

Long story short. Best lapdance ever. She bit my cock through my jeans. She put those long nips in my mouth. I tongued the pussy juice from between her fingers (Yeah, I know. Stupid idea! Damned firewater.) She basically DEMANDED that I shove a finger inside her. There's more. But I'd like to keep those details for my own personal use later. Nothing personal.

I went in just to go out and relieve my cabin fever. I wound up almost blowing $200 in lapdances. I stopped at $60, but Tiff made it hard (and then some! ) to stop.

Had I not been on the verge of busting a nut and a half, I would have asked if she worked outside of work.

But don't worry gentlemen. I plan on seeing her again. Real soon.[/QUOTE]

You could have had two nuts at a different club, I am just saying... read the board.

OS

[QUOTE=Old School]You could have had two nuts at a different club, I am just saying... read the board.

OS[/QUOTE]Oh? I might go back tonight. But I'm open to better ideas.

Anyone know where the Redhead Marlee is dancing, or does anyone have her digits?

TIA

D

[QUOTE=Jacks3225]Anyone know where the Redhead Marlee is dancing, or does anyone have her digits?

TIA

D[/QUOTE]Is she back on the scene? She was another fave of mine back in the day, but she "moved to California." Lukewarm attitude but a wicked hot little body. If she is dancing again (and delivering take out), I'd like to know where too.

[QUOTE=Jacks3225]Anyone know where the Redhead Marlee is dancing, or does anyone have her digits?

TIA

D[/QUOTE]I saw her a few months ago at Diamonds on Main St. It was near closing and I was giving the eye, I was gonna ask how she did that night and was she up for any private dances after work, But she disappeared in the back and never cam out.

Saw her again at Centerfold on PH about 6 weeks ago, was with a few friends so I didn't talk to her then either.

She definitely has some baby fat and with the tatts on her neck and her general aura she fell into that "Ghetto Girl" category for me. Other have mentioned she was on the high $ide for her looks but I've never partaken.

[QUOTE=Ms Monger]Well as posted yesterday, after seeing all our tax dollars going down the drain harassing sw's and fellow poonhounds I hit the dh. I had been there a few years back and was impressed also with the ladies. Although not the best looking there, there was a blond (can't remember the name) said she was from Russia. Well wether she is or not, her accent and smile went straight to the 'bone', and almost my wallet. Each his own but after about a 20 min talk with her I was forced to leave before i signed over my lifes savings.

Crowd was minimal and seemed like i was the only one keeping the ladies nude. Oh well, we don't have all nude sj's in mississippi so all was good.[/QUOTE]

Saw her today. I'm pretty sure she is from Russia. And she was amazing. Probably the best looking one there. I spent a lot of money and was not disappointed!

Harley from Cocktail's dayshift wanted me to post a message and let those who know her know that today is going to be her last day in the business. She is finally hanging up the stilletto boots.

She'll be there until 7 if anyone wants to stop by and bid her farewell.

I decided to forge my normal drive to Ybor Strip in Tampa and head to Jacksonville instead. The Doll House is the only club I have been to in Jax except for New Solid Gold. I really did not care for NSG so I headed to the Doll House.

Nice little club but kind of small. Pleasant staff and non-Intrusive management. At YS, the managers always seem to spend a lot of time checking on the goings on n the VIP rooms. Did not sense that here. Stage shows are a little strange here with sinle song sets and a $5.00 tip required for her to get nude.

Talent wise, I foun this club to be well stocked with slender hard bodies which is my preferred type. Spoke first with Riley, I think, and she promised me a great dance. As I had just arrived, I told her that I wanted to wait a little while. I would have taken her up on her offer but she naver came back. Also saw a great slender blonde whose name escapes me. Juliette maybe? Would have liked to try her out but I think she spent her time wwith her regulars.

Finally settled on Katya, another spinner. Very fun in the VIP rooms. Very playful and quite the aggressor. Wish I had worn shorts! Final dance of the night I reserved for Summer who I thought to be the best looking of the bunch. Major disappointment. No touching allowed. I don’t know if she loosen up a bit after she gets to know you but her first offerings were not very good.

I will definitely come back again, if only to see Katya. I also would like to visit sooner to check out the day shift. If anyone knows if OTC is available from any of the dancers here I would like to know about it. PM if needed.

[QUOTE=Originalwook]I decided to forge my normal drive to Ybor Strip in Tampa and head to Jacksonville instead. The Doll House is the only club I have been to in Jax except for New Solid Gold. I really did not care for NSG so I headed to the Doll House.

Nice little club but kind of small. Pleasant staff and non-Intrusive management. At YS, the managers always seem to spend a lot of time checking on the goings on n the VIP rooms. Did not sense that here. Stage shows are a little strange here with sinle song sets and a $5.00 tip required for her to get nude.

Talent wise, I foun this club to be well stocked with slender hard bodies which is my preferred type. Spoke first with Riley, I think, and she promised me a great dance. As I had just arrived, I told her that I wanted to wait a little while. I would have taken her up on her offer but she naver came back. Also saw a great slender blonde whose name escapes me. Juliette maybe? Would have liked to try her out but I think she spent her time wwith her regulars.

Finally settled on Katya, another spinner. Very fun in the VIP rooms. Very playful and quite the aggressor. Wish I had worn shorts! Final dance of the night I reserved for Summer who I thought to be the best looking of the bunch. Major disappointment. No touching allowed. I don’t know if she loosen up a bit after she gets to know you but her first offerings were not very good.

I will definitely come back again, if only to see Katya. I also would like to visit sooner to check out the day shift. If anyone knows if OTC is available from any of the dancers here I would like to know about it. PM if needed.[/QUOTE]

Yeah I agree with you about Summer. She is a hottie, but has wayyyy to many rules...hell she wouldnt even let me grab a boob?!? WTF?!?! Has this hang up about germs and stuff.... Dont know how she makes any money at all.

[QUOTE=Raynman55]Yeah I agree with you about Summer. She is a hottie, but has wayyyy to many rules...hell she wouldnt even let me grab a boob?!? WTF?!?! Has this hang up about germs and stuff.... Dont know how she makes any money at all.[/QUOTE]Is summer a tan brunette?

My buddy from work and I try to make it out to lunch at least once a week, usually on a Thurs or Fri. When possible, we head to Emperor's on Philips and University. I've found they generally have the hottest girls, and their food is tolerable-to-good. They also have lunch specials that change every day, but you're out of luck if you don't like the 2 choices on sale. Rest of the menu is kinda pricey for what you get, but a lot to choose from.

The girls, as I said, are usually pretty hot (for day shift girls, or what we like to call "Daywalkers"), but they have Off days sometimes. There are 2 model-quality girls that are regulars from lunchtime until 7pm that I know fairly well, and the waitresses are actually hotter than some of the dancers!

VIPs. Expensive and a waste of time, unless you want some heavy petting with a really hot girl. I've been talked into several VIP dances there over the years, and I'm almost always wishing I had the $30 or $60 back instead of the somewhat-frustrating experience I purchased. Yet I keep going back when the sweet talk hits me just right! Some of the rougher/plain looking girls are a bit naughtier, of course, but you're still not going to get anywhere. Absolutely NO take-out that I am aware of. There have been a few that offered, but they were quickly discovered and disposed of. Most of the girls tell us they are better off when Management or Leo finds out first, as they have a way of dealing with it internally when they find out one of them is offering extras.

Overall. Fun place to hang out, music selection is Iffy (no hip-hop or R&B. Management policy), food and girls can be great all the way down to "just average", depending on the day. No cover until after Happy Hour ends at 7pm. I don't know how much liquor costs, but beer is $2/bottle from 5-7pm (the other time of day I've been spotted in there).

I'd have to mostly agree with the Emperor's review. There are a couple of really hot ones that will make the VIP worthwhile, though. They're really careful about it, constantly checking the "guard dog" at the VIP door to see which way he's looking.

I've had takeout twice, and like you said, they're gone from Emp's now. I tracked 'them down though. *grin*.

I personally witnessed Leo escort a super-skinny blonde chick out the door one Friday night. When they hit the door, the girls scattered like roaches when the light comes on (even the girl on stage! It was kinda funny, aside from all the guns). It turned out that they only wanted crack-skinny because she sold a hummer to a cop.

I mentioned that she only went wrong when she asked for money (blowing a cop is a public service. Asking for cash gets you arrested). The other girls didn't think it was funny.