Bad massage. No fun. DIY. Avoid this place.
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Bad massage. No fun. DIY. Avoid this place.
Back online so lets get the balls rolling in oil gents. Went to MM while waiting for this site to come back online and had some fun, this place looks totally legit when you walk on in compared to a few other MP's I've visited, low walls and door ways have curtains so the privacy wasn't looking to good for anything good besides a good massage. So I stripped to nothing and layed down to see where this will go, had a 30-40 ish massage chick walk in and start with a massage, she was good at getting me relaxed with the massage where I was ok if I didn't get a more. After about 40 minutes she left and when she came back she closed the door, there was a door! Felt her start to reach across my back to massage the other side of my back and rub her girls where I was thinking maybe a hint, so I decided to rub on her leg get her attention I was willing to up the tip if she responded. Well it work and she whispered how much I was willing to pay, had to whisper with the low walls, quoted me $ for BJ and 60 for handy, well I tried to get that down to 80 but no go so I opted for handy. Took her time and I was completely emptied and body relaxed. Would repeat just for the massage but maybe another visit might bring down that BJ cost.
Baba.
Great to be back!
Managed a few extra dollars from my birthday and needed to unwind on the Blvd. Checked out Ocean, but they were locked up tight long after posted opening time (any clues folks? Walked to Massage II (by the former vacuum place) got a nice thorough legit massage by a pretty enough young lady, who at the end offered a hand for additional release. No serious tip money and wasn't in the mood so I passed, but nice to know one doesn't need the trip to Oxnard anymore.
Anyone have info. On the place by the chocolate store and taco restaurant?
Went to this place a few weeks ago on Main St. Avoid: . 4 for hhr, . 6 hr. Older unattractive staff, nothing at end.
[QUOTE=ConejoJoe;3801289]Went to this place a few weeks ago on Main St. Avoid: . 4 for hhr, . 6 hr. Older unattractive staff, nothing at end.[/QUOTE]Used to go there for a real massage- wasn't too bad.
Ladies there do have a few miles on them. . and its mostly non-erotic, but like any place, you go long enough and stuff happens.
[QUOTE=CoolWaterLake;3802047]Used to go there for a real massage- wasn't too bad.
Ladies there do have a few miles on them. . and its mostly non-erotic, but like any place, you go long enough and stuff happens.[/QUOTE]Thanks, I've experienced the same at other places. But the two I saw working were so old and unattractive, I don't want to keep going back.
Got a chance to check out the new kid in town. For me overall 8 out of 10 but YMMV.
Located across the street from the Target plaza near Denny's, just off the freeway. Very close to the street and parking is not great, but there is a discrete lot in back along with a rear entrance and plenty of free lots within a very short walk.
Place is brand new (opened in February) so fresh and clean. Two youngish girl operation, very open and friendly. Bad news is they charge $10 per hour than anyone else in town and the lady doing the massage did Thai style and not Swedish which I prefer. Good massage, mild chatter, good English. While thorough, far too much time spent on my back totally ignored my feet (which was where I really needed it), chest and stomach, glossed over the front of my legs (also a trouble area) but did a good face and scalp along with arms and hands. Lots of junk brushing and not too concerned about keeping the towel on, she did offer a manual release (passed-lack of funds) before completing the massage.
No apparent FS, but a good place for locals short on time or not wanting to leave town, the 10 dollar upcharge is worth it to me rather than the time effort and gas drive to Oxnard for the same thing. No opinion on tip vs. Service, but seems like a great place for a newbie to experience an MP for the first time since the ladies in town seem to be open and offer up an extra without too much hassle.
Place is opened 10-9 seven days a week. Google for website and photos.
Man that was such a lonely time without having this webpage 2 check out I'm glad its back so I have had a few visits here and there. First was at Japan Massage at 2408 E Main St. Went during the week around 2 pm. Entrance to rear I chose. An older lady (mid 40's) opened the usual white metal security screen. The usual "have you been here before" questioning. The room was cold as hell. This was going to be an issue fellas if you know what I mean so this time I had to put the usual provided towel over just so I wouldn't freeze while waiting after a few minutes unfortunately the same older lady came back in to collect my. 4 for 30. It was a mediocre back massage with some pointy elbow work but no brushing of the boys at all so I was not feeling it after the flip she did a really poor job of rubbing my gut for a minute and then looked at me and said all done so I asked if there was anything more because at this time I would have settled just for an HJ. Here's where it got a little weird because she must have noticed my old ring tan line on my finger let it be known that I am not married and have not been for two years but she saw the tiniest of change in skin color after wearing a ring for 25 years and had the gall to tell me "you are a bad husband". So I educated her that I've been divorced for some time. Needless to say she only got her 40 for the the house and not a penny more. Even if I was wearing an actual damn ring you would think they could care less but oh well that was first and last time for that one.
I then tried another place I have never been to before and ventured into Oxnard too sweet dreams massage at 135 a street this is a small storefront with your typical white cage door so it seemed promising seeing that it was directly in the hood of Oxnard so I had high hopes I was mad at the door by a Latina in her 50's so I was confident she was just the mamasan as I saw a couple close doors in the hallway it was 50 for 30 min so a tad bit higher then the nearby comps but I ponied down and hope for the best after a couple minutes a rather attractive Latina in her late 20's or early 30's came in with a Bangin body so I was fairly excited but after a lackluster massage that any lay person trying to give a massage at home could have done she simply stopped and said okay I'm done and literally just walked out without saying a word I was confused and didn't know if she was going to get the usual hot towel for the last wipe down or whatever so I sat up for a couple minutes to see if she was coming back and nope the mamasan came in with a big smile as if I was supposed to say I was satisfied this will not be a place to go back ever.
The last of my recent ones to report would be my standard go to for a great massage and a great release so I went to Camarillo to the Starlight and saw my old friend who gives a top notch professional massage that is out of this world and worth the 50 by far for a full hour and for the typical extra 40 you get the best HJ with full prostate penetration you can find she may be not much to look at but for a great massage and hand release you can't beat it all for only 90 and that's for an hour.
Newbury Park is turning out to be the new Oxnard, or at least Camarillo II.
I checked out the other parlor open for business and wasn't disappointed. J & H MASSAGE on Newbury Road is very clean and open 7 days a week with plenty of free off-street parking in the lot or across the small street. The only drawback is the location. A busy family-friendly shopping center with an IHOP, comic book store, 31 Flavors and more, and directly across the street from a library and more stores and restaurants. Info on Yelp.
Very similar to ORION MASSAGE, other store front in town (see my other review) this one seems to be a single girl operation (although it was a Sunday morning) the service offered was standard fair (and in fact, becoming the standard for all operations out here). Major downside it that they charge a steep $60 for the hour while everyone else is the more usual $40-$50 and therapeutically, the massage was a generous 6. 5 out of 10. The upside to all this is the loose rules when keeping the town on and a no-hassle, no negotiation extra offered up. The lady doing the job just started in without even asking and never mentioned an expected dollar-figure for a tip.
In short, another great place for newbies to experience or anyone nearby who doesn't want to make the drive out of town.
Thanks for the detailed good reports. Happy hunting.
Thanks Joe. Hope someone can confirm current activity at the rest of the storefronts on T. O. Blvd. Soon.
[QUOTE=JoeDokes;3816043]Thanks for the detailed good reports. Happy hunting.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Donalds;3820490]Thanks Joe. Hope someone can confirm current activity at the rest of the storefronts on T. O. Blvd. Soon.[/QUOTE]The place behind the gold store is the most consistent. Same provider and decent massage / finish. I suggest calling ahead.
Going to try another place this week, but I'm 0-for-2 my last few trips on TO.
[QUOTE=ConejoJoe;3821622]The place behind the gold store is the most consistent. Same provider and decent massage / finish. I suggest calling ahead.
Going to try another place this week, but I'm 0-for-2 my last few trips on TO.[/QUOTE]Things must have picked up now there, tried that place next to the musician store a few years back, I think it was called Healing Hands then. Started with nice massage on the flip she said massage front which I said yes, started rubbing my quads and as I place my hand on her ass and she politely moved my hand back to the table, I was confused and said "oh I'm sorry". Guess our wires got crossed because she did not say anything else after that, I think I reviewed this place back then and her name was Anna. May have to give it a go.
Baba.
[QUOTE=BabaGanoush;3823054]Things must have picked up now there, tried that place next to the musician store a few years back, I think it was called Healing Hands then. Started with nice massage on the flip she said massage front which I said yes, started rubbing my quads and as I place my hand on her ass and she politely moved my hand back to the table, I was confused and said "oh I'm sorry". Guess our wires got crossed because she did not say anything else after that, I think I reviewed this place back then and her name was Anna. May have to give it a go.
Baba.[/QUOTE]Bamboo next to Harrold's is a sure bet.
Yes that would be Lilly. Last September through March I was going every 3 to 4 weeks, still called Healing Hands.
I've reviewed her in the Oxnard Massage Parlor area (seemed most appropriate being Thousand Oaks closer to Oxnard than Ventura).
She's good and consistant. Just the massage alone is good without the extras. I came across the ad on BP last year.
I also like it's one of the few places. 40 for 60 min massage, no extra charge for cc.
I asked if there was anything else available on the menu, just unwrapped HJ.
She's cute not hot. The only person I have ever had there, a one lady operation.
Enjoy Lilly!
-JT.
[QUOTE=BabaGanoush;3823054]Things must have picked up now there, tried that place next to the musician store a few years back, I think it was called Healing Hands then. Started with nice massage on the flip she said massage front which I said yes, started rubbing my quads and as I place my hand on her ass and she politely moved my hand back to the table, I was confused and said "oh I'm sorry". Guess our wires got crossed because she did not say anything else after that, I think I reviewed this place back then and her name was Anna. May have to give it a go.
Baba.[/QUOTE]