Massage Parlor Reports

Had a dream last week going to a private apt in a tucked away complex off High street. Asian girl, rather homely and average build answered the door and took me upstairs to a bedroom set up as a massage room with table, etc. Had me disrobe and lay on my stomach where she proceeded to take a disposable wipe and clean my ass very thoroughly (holy crap, that stung). Then proceeded to give a very strong, non-prof massage. After the flip, she continued that strong massage, sometimes to the point of pain not missing any square inch of my body other than the "money parts" which she avoided like the plague. At the conclusion she wiped me down with a hot towel, helped me to dress and escorted me down the stairs and out the door. When you call for appointment, you are talking to a scheduler who will not answer any questions directly but tells you to talk to the girl when you arrive. IMO there is absolutely nothing available at any price to enhance the dream.

Another trip to Golden Tree, another miss. Not even close to any extras, and not even a table shower.

Disappointed, I drove down the street to attempt Best Asian Massage (I will from now on refer to it as BAM). 1st...they had a construction crew installing a table shower. 2nd...didn't see any of the familiar faces I've seen in the past there. I scheduled a 30 min massage. Provider wasn't the ugliest girl I've ever seen. Massage was pretty good. She left my bum exposed, but kept the towel on my legs. I suppose 30 min passed, and she informed me I was done...NO FLIP. I asked and she said no front for a 30 min rub. I told her I would pay for another 30. Went ahead and continued, but it wasn't worth it! Nothing. Nada. Zilch. They may have a new crew of girls in there because she was adamant about telling massage only once the front side started. Anyone here of a bust at any of our favorite AMPs?

Golden Tree is closed now. Yesterday there was a truck and some dudes out front. Today all the window coverings, sign, and lights are gone.

Best Asian Massage still has cars parked out front all day and night. Either they keep finding first time suckers, or a lot of guys like subpar massages after standing in a waiting room for 20 minutes.

[QUOTE=ChesterCpot;1955769]Another trip to Golden Tree, another miss. Not even close to any extras, and not even a table shower.

Disappointed, I drove down the street to attempt Best Asian Massage (I will from now on refer to it as BAM). 1st...they had a construction crew installing a table shower. 2nd...didn't see any of the familiar faces I've seen in the past there. I scheduled a 30 min massage. Provider wasn't the ugliest girl I've ever seen. Massage was pretty good. She left my bum exposed, but kept the towel on my legs. I suppose 30 min passed, and she informed me I was done...NO FLIP. I asked and she said no front for a 30 min rub. I told her I would pay for another 30. Went ahead and continued, but it wasn't worth it! Nothing. Nada. Zilch. They may have a new crew of girls in there because she was adamant about telling massage only once the front side started. Anyone here of a bust at any of our favorite AMPs?[/QUOTE]

Drove by today and the sign is gone and the place looks vacant. Anyone know if they were asked to move along? I know they weren't to everyone's taste but the ending was better than what's offered at all of these new Chinese places that are popping up all over.

By the way, visited the one in Grove City, it is set up just like Best Asian up on Wilson. No table shower and no happy ending. Massage was mediocre and not worth the drive down south.

[QUOTE=OhioSensi;1963094]Golden Tree is closed now. Yesterday there was a truck and some dudes out front. Today all the window coverings, sign, and lights are gone.

Best Asian Massage still has cars parked out front all day and night. Either they keep finding first time suckers, or a lot of guys like subpar massages after standing in a waiting room for 20 minutes.[/QUOTE]Maybe there was a bust of some sort. I had not visited in a couple months because is drive back and would see a van that appeared occupied watching the place and was afraid it was vice. Friday I drove by and saw a marked cpd cruiser back in that par of the shopping center with his lights flashing, three others without lights and the bird circling really low. Talked to a friend who works for cpd and he refused to comment which is unusual for him. To be clear that I am speculating that all the activity was due to a bust and I have no knowledge than what iv reported.

[QUOTE=JustHereNow;1963437]Maybe there was a bust of some sort. I had not visited in a couple months because is drive back and would see a van that appeared occupied watching the place and was afraid it was vice. Friday I drove by and saw a marked cpd cruiser back in that par of the shopping center with his lights flashing, three others without lights and the bird circling really low. Talked to a friend who works for cpd and he refused to comment which is unusual for him. To be clear that I am speculating that all the activity was due to a bust and I have no knowledge than what iv reported.[/QUOTE]Where was Golden Tree?

[QUOTE=TruckenFool;1963879]Where was Golden Tree?[/QUOTE]In a back corner of Great Western shopping center at Wilson and Broad. It was the only rub and tug place in Columbus that had a store front. The staff was older... Opinions ranged from 50's to 60's. Not to everyone's taste due to the age of the staff, but they were reliable.

Is there more on the menu or did she just raise her rates to $130 for the fun of it.

[QUOTE=TruckenFool;1966759]Is there more on the menu or did she just raise her rates to $130 for the fun of it.[/QUOTE]I don't believe the menu has been extended but YMMV. I believe the rate hike is probably due to a change of venue, you don't have to trip over meth heads sleeping in the hall to get to her anymore. Same great service.

[QUOTE=Monkey78;1929205]Hi there,

I was hoping you could share how to contact Irina, have you seen her on BP?[/QUOTE]Met with Irina and she was very kind.

As I seem to be headed to Columbus soon for an extended stay, I was wondering if anyone could recommend an actual massage (with extras) in your area. I really like AMP's but it would seem that they are all pretty much like the ones here in SW Ohio with no HE. You can pm or post in open forum, it matters not to me. I appreciate the help in advance. As always.

Forget about extras here unless a HE is enough for you. Head to Warren.

[QUOTE=Waltmore;1967707]As I seem to be headed to Columbus soon for an extended stay, I was wondering if anyone could recommend an actual massage (with extras) in your area. I really like AMP's but it would seem that they are all pretty much like the ones here in SW Ohio with no HE. You can pm or post in open forum, it matters not to me. I appreciate the help in advance. As always.[/QUOTE]

This AMP opened a few weeks ago. It is located in a small strip center just off Lazelle Rd and Sancus blvd. Beside the Kick Stand Pub. For you golfers, it is across from what used to be Ables driving range. The regular rate is .6 per hr. They were having an opening special with 20% off so I figured what the heck. The rooms have doors they close during the massage. The attendant was average looking, in her mid. Late 40's and in nice shape. Unfortunately the experience was almost identical to the AMP in Hilliard on Cemetery Rd. A towel was placed over you privates during the massage. On the flip I removed the towel to drop a hint, but it was quickly replaced. When I moved her hand to a place I wanted more attention, she pulled back saying in her best Chinglish; management does not allow that type of activity. She did offer me a shower for .3 extra which I declined. The massage was actually pretty good. After the massage, she wanted me to see the shower room. The room was pretty cool. There is a large circular shower stall with a jetted tub big enough for two or three people. It has clear doors, mood lighting, music and water jets that also spray from the wall. My attendant said she gets into the shower with the customer for 30 minutes. So with a massage and shower, it would be .9 + tip. I may go back to see what kind of fun can be had in the shower.

Well for some reason I have been intrigued with trying out the fairly new Spot Massage Studio. I was 90% sure that this place was massage only, but it was a slow post holiday in the office and I thought, what the heck, give it a try. So I went for the $65 massage and was told by the guy checking me in that they required draping. Now I am at 95%. Anyway, bottom line is I did receive a fairly decent massage and was probably way too subtle in joking with the massage tech that she was just following the rules when she would readjust the towel to keep me covered. Oh well, since it was legit, I provided a $10 tip as standard 15%. I may try again in the near future and try to be less subtle. Anyone have any different experiences?

[QUOTE=Cobalt;1969758]This AMP opened a few weeks ago. It is located in a small strip center just off Lazelle Rd and Sancus blvd. Beside the Kick Stand Pub. For you golfers, it is across from what used to be Ables driving range. The regular rate is .6 per hr. They were having an opening special with 20% off so I figured what the heck. The rooms have doors they close during the massage. The attendant was average looking, in her mid. Late 40's and in nice shape. Unfortunately the experience was almost identical to the AMP in Hilliard on Cemetery Rd. A towel was placed over you privates during the massage. On the flip I removed the towel to drop a hint, but it was quickly replaced. When I moved her hand to a place I wanted more attention, she pulled back saying in her best Chinglish; management does not allow that type of activity. She did offer me a shower for .3 extra which I declined. The massage was actually pretty good. After the massage, she wanted me to see the shower room. The room was pretty cool. There is a large circular shower stall with a jetted tub big enough for two or three people. It has clear doors, mood lighting, music and water jets that also spray from the wall. My attendant said she gets into the shower with the customer for 30 minutes. So with a massage and shower, it would be .9 + tip. I may go back to see what kind of fun can be had in the shower.[/QUOTE]Sounds like the shower option would be worth a shot. I mean she has to at least get down to her skivies, right? Especially for 30 minutes. .9 + tip is not bad IMHO for 1 hr decent rub and a 30 minute shower. Would like to hear more about this one.