Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Jim Rob]If you go, it's just a matter of time before LEO bust in and you're arrested and life ruined... But maybe arresting people for these crimes is big business for them. They don't care about life's they ruin. [/QUOTE]

...and it is lurid enough to make the TV news. And even if the charges get thrown out or you are found not guilty, those same news crews are NOT there to report that.

It is in part driven by elected sheriffs and other officials who need a high public profile to ensure reelection. They can state they cleaned up (fill in the city) from human traffickers, disease-ridden sex workers, undocumented aliens, and sexually depraved low lifes.

They usually work in basements or upper floors. It's easy takings and gives the official in charge all the kodo points for publicity.

I mean come on where are they going to run in their high heels shoes little flimsy lingerie. I totally agree with you Jim.

On the other hand we've got real serious criminals running rampant through the streets. I was on the Beltway the other night following a Maryland state trooper at about 55 or 60 and out a nowhere there's 6 rice rockets flying between cars even on the shoulder of the road. I like motorcycles but this is fucking ridiculous, he never even made an attempt of pursuit. WTF was this doughnut and coffee break or what.

I work in D.C. and I cant keep the crack heads out of my trucks. I could go on and on about this.

I guess this type of criminal just takes too much energy or revenue for them to get their fat bacon asses doing something that might require a sweat.

Just one man's opinion of many men
AJ


[QUOTE=Jim Rob] I just wish it was legal and regulated with taxes and health codes. it would be just a win for everyone. Keep it private and keep it safe..

But don't get me wrong, I did enjoy the massage too ( =[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dabbler Too]ATMB is the only AMP I know of in Arlington and it's very low-key.[/QUOTE]
ATMB? You're kidding, right? I think that place could only be guilty of giving accupressure massages...at least, officially. (Anything that you might be able to negotiate with the attendent, behind closed doors, would be another matter. However, the attendents are in the late 40s to 50s, and I don't believe they would be offering the 'usual menu' of other NoVa AMPs. And, are there any folks on this board who'd pay the ~$.6 for such services at ATMB --- assuming it was available --- when the same amount will get FS with some 20s hottie in an AMP just a bit further South? Just a random thought.)

Not to be too hard on ATMB, though. It's my "go to" place when I need a good bone cracking and muscle workdown. It does offer a good, legitimate massage.

I went back to Lotus to test if Young's promise of "Next time" had any validity. She greeted me at the door and remembered me, and I thought things are looking up.

Off to the shower, and I've got to say that she does a first rate job on the TS. Once again I thought that all the attention to my backside showed great promise for a trip the the Asian Rim.

She gave a good massage, if a tad mechanical, and when the flip came she asked what I wanted. Everything! And she excused herself, left the room for a few minutes, and came back and stripped. All right, I thought, the fun begins. She hopped up on the table, and reversed herself into a 69, and lowered herself for a little DATY. But then I felf her hands, and they were loaded with oil. I asked for a bj, "We don't do that." I asked her to suck my balls, she blew ON them a bit, but no real contact. For a moment it looked like she was going to visit the Asian Rim, but she just blew on that too.

In the end it was nothing but your typical NOVA handjob.

They offer a halfhour massage for .60 and an hour TS and massage for .80. If that's your thing you'll probably be satisfied. If your looking for more, you might just want to keep looking. It's true that YMMV, but after a couple of trys I think I might look elsewhere.

Randy

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Ian

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Hi Ian Dokkaebi,

This is a great political analysis, but why did you bury it here in the thread for Massage Parlor Reports for Northern Virginia?

Thanks,
Jackson[/blue]

[QUOTE=Ian Dokkaebi]
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Hi Ian Dokkaebi,

This is a great political analysis, but why did you bury it here in the thread for Massage Parlor Reports for Northern Virginia?

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue][/QUOTE]

I have to agree with Jackson here. Ian, it seems like you have some sort of profound interest in this field, and you've put a lot of thought and effort into writing your pieces. However, to be truthful, it's annoying to see these type of posts constantly cluttering the NoVA and DC report threads.

Can't you post them to the forums in the following link?

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=262[/url]

It seems like Sakura and HWC's phones still aren't working, and I'm going to infer that they are still closed. It's a shame, HWC had a good thing going with Blue and Sue. Mimi wasn't my style, but she definitely had good reviews on this board, too.

I know it's been a few days since my last dream, but Friday I dozed off to the MT in woodbridge. I had to wait outside for a minute because they were busy, but was lead in by a fairly nice possibly 30s woman. She took me to the back and I gave the. 6. She said they were busy and I might have to wait a bit. About 10 mins later another woman came in, a little older, who I thought was the mamasan, but she led me to the TS and the one who greeted me at the door met us in the hallway. She pulled me into the TS room by Mr happy, but went off into another room and left me with the older one. At first I thought she said her name was Lee, but later said it was Daisy. I don't know. Anyway TS was done quick and to the point and was taken back to my room. I thought at some point the younger one would come to my service, but "daisy" came back and without even starting a massage, asked what did I want. I motioned for a BJ and she said 1. 0 I tried for. 8 but she seemed insulted. She left for a sec and came back into the room and got right to it. After maybe 2 mins she started saying her jaw hurt and that she was tired. She did let me play with her tits, but the botttom was off limits. She was actually wearing like sweatshorts or something. I decided that lying down wasn't making it happen for me so I stood up and had her kneel in front of me. It was kind of nice because there was a long mirrior to my left so I could get a good view from the side. I could tell she was getting impatient, so I let it go. Then she kept saying her jaw hurt and that she was tired. I wouldn't use her again. She was mechanical and complained. She was also not playful at all, which is one thing I usually like about these places. Still my favorite place was Kinja. The girls I had were always spinners and liked to play around and joke. After they closed SK was my place, but they always seemed a little on the heavy side. Every time I leave these places I always say that I am not going back, but after a month or so, I always think that next time will be good and I will get some younger tight talent. I'll let you guys know how my next trip goes in a month or so when my urges are at their limits again.

MB

[QUOTE=Rejected Monke]I have to agree with Jackson here. Ian, it seems like you have some sort of profound interest in this field, and you've put a lot of thought and effort into writing your pieces. However, to be truthful, it's annoying to see these type of posts constantly cluttering the NoVA and DC report threads.

Can't you post them to the forums in the following link?

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=262[/url][/QUOTE]My apologies as I have yet to analyze the the full spectrum of this forum. I didn't even know such thread existed.

Ian

[QUOTE=Rejected Monke]It seems like Sakura and HWC's phones still aren't working, and I'm going to infer that they are still closed. It's a shame, HWC had a good thing going with Blue and Sue. Mimi wasn't my style, but she definitely had good reviews on this board, too.[/QUOTE]

I do not know the status of HWC. However, Sukura be back to normal status with the next week or so. Please be aware that they may shy away from answering the phone. I would recommend a face-to-face.

There will be some new additions as well as some friendly faces from the DC Circuit.

Best of Luck,
Ian

I went to Magical Touch again yesterday around lunchtime, before I had to head to work. I figured I'd see what other girls are available. I rang the bell and had to wait a minute. I guess they were fairly busy. Finally the door was answered by Daisy. So I asked if she would be the one taking care of me and she said yes. I've seen her and her service is horrible. I asked if they had other girls available, she looked pretty upset and said no we are busy. So I turned around and left. You can see my previous report on her. Burning up some gas is better than paying for bad service.

I just wanted to comment on some of your comments about your Friday at MT. I almost showed up there myself this week as there were some delays at the State Inspection Station for me down the road from MT. You know the current proprietor used to run Kinja. Kinja was great in its heyday, but turned really sour about six months before closure. It seems the proprietor employed some nasty lady, named Mona. She was so bad, not in looks, that if you didn't chose her when she answered the door chime, she would never inform any other girls. For example, you would tell her you wanted to see Barney, who you knew was working, and she would tell you she is busy, on vacation, or doesn't work there anymore. One time I took her on and she gave me the same deal you got from Daisy (I'm beginning to think they are one and the same). She said she was on the rag, and never explained why she couldn't give me oral, but she upsold me a total of $130 for a HJ.

[QUOTE=Sashimi]I just wanted to comment on some of your comments about your Friday at MT. I almost showed up there myself this week as there were some delays at the State Inspection Station for me down the road from MT. You know the current proprietor used to run Kinja. Kinja was great in its heyday, but turned really sour about six months before closure. It seems the proprietor employed some nasty lady, named Mona. She was so bad, not in looks, that if you didn't chose her when she answered the door chime, she would never inform any other girls. For example, you would tell her you wanted to see Barney, who you knew was working, and she would tell you she is busy, on vacation, or doesn't work there anymore. One time I took her on and she gave me the same deal you got from Daisy (I'm beginning to think they are one and the same). She said she was on the rag, and never explained why she couldn't give me oral, but she upsold me a total of $130 for a HJ.[/QUOTE]Yeah it does sound very similar. I wouldn't doubt she is a holdover still providing bad service. I never saw her at Kinja, but then again I only went there a few times before they closed.

Found Zen and per another account in the boards asked for Manny who I think is the only one that works there now. The place is new and has about 6-8 rooms. The do TS. The experience was nothing special. Normal NVa deal. I was not rushed but did not get anything out of it. She was not talkative. It could of been she was tired as it was late. Overall I will give it a + since it was not bad at all. It just was not GREAT either. I will try it again in a few months to see if the place has aged well. Hehe

As for G Accupucture in Hernon. I think this is a real deal. I was wrapped up in a blanket the entire time. The massage is awsome but there is nothing more. I do not think I will go bck unless I blow out my back.

A while ago January at SKO there was a girl called Connie, very Cute face, nice big d saggy hooters, small butt. If anybody know where she went please pm me or post it. She brings some good memories.

Thanks