Two early morning daydreams, one good, one bad
I briefly considered putting the first one in the "ripoff reports", but some service was provided, so, while disappointing, I figured I'd just outline it here.
After wading through the incredible number of fake ads, and one "just send me a deposit to secure the appointment" (yeah, right,) I contacted "Heather" in Hampton very late in the evening:
[URL]https://norfolk.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/latin/60qv-today-only-come-play-with/593740765700[/URL]
She had the older, ridden-hard-and-left-wet look in her pics, and lots of tattoos, so I was glad when she responded back, fairly quickly. I wound up at her hotel, and she met me in the parking lot, asking which car was mine so she could find me. I did notice that there were a bunch of folks hanging out in one corner of the parking lot, but that's not unusual for this hotel. She was the girl in the pictures.
Her quick visit was listed at $. 6, but I opted for a half an hour of conversation at $1, as she seemed very cheerful, down-to-earth, and friendly-fun on the way up to her room. In her room (clearly a long term stay,) as soon as I set down the donation, she said she'd be right back she "just had to go settle up with the front desk really quickly". I said I wasn't comfortable with that, and that if she needed to run an errand, she needed to leave the money. She said I was welcome to come along, and I said no, I don't want to go meet the front desk people (who I already know, by the way, not that I mentioned that,) nor do I want to sit here while she leaves with the money, hoping she'll come back sometime tonight, and not just send her "friends" to clear our the room. I told her we needed to handle our business first, and then she was welcome to do whatever she wanted with the money or the front desk. She said they'd be up any minute to kick her out, if she didn't settle up with at least $0. 2 . I told her okay, leave the $0. 8 and go do what you have to do, but checkout isn't until the morning, not in the middle of the night. She said she was behind, and they'd kick her out over $0. 2 if she didn't have it in by midnight. I suggested we should get down to business, then, since we had time. She said she'd overslept by 2 hours, and she was sure they'd be knocking on the door any minute. I suggested we could hand them the $0. 2 when that happened, but, otherwise, let's get on with it, or hand me $0. 8 back.
She said fine, if you're that uncomfortable, let's go ahead and get things done, but she hopes they don't kick her out. She proceeded to open a discussion, though, to be fair, I wasn't enthusiastically at attention, since I was pretty put off by the whole "I have to leave the room for just a minute" scam, and her debating technique wasn't really to my liking (not that it was bad, it just wasn't doing it.) I suggested she lie down for just a moment, and shake my hand, to get things started. She frowned and said she was used to people just coming in and doing their thing, she wasn't used to having to participate. (So much for the GFE label.) So she lay there, but, to be fair, she didn't disrupt my own entertainment, which quickly enough brought things to a head. As they did, she turned her head aside, closed her eyes, and held very still (yes, we all know that move.) We were about 10 minutes into our activities altogether, and, even with her lack of effort, I was moving towards a concluding argument, when there was a loud knock on the door. Oh joy.
She sprang up at the second knock and said "oh no that's what I had hoped to avoid". I suspect this was her normal quick visit timing, for the knock, by the way. She went out into the hallway to discuss with the unseen person, and popped back in for just a second to say she would be right back in just one minute, and we'd finish up, she just had to take care of paying the front desk. One minute, and, don't worry, she was leaving the extra behind (she gestured vaguely at the table, where plenty of her things were sitting.) She scampered out of the room, as I put my clothes on. Fifteen minutes later (there was a pretty good show on TV!) there was a knock at the door. I peeked out of the peephole, and there was a scruffy looking gentleman waiting outside. I decided it wasn't up to me to entertain her friends, and the door was locked anyway, so I went back to watching the show. There was another knock, and then the door opened!
I informed the fellow that she wasn't here, she was at the front desk, and he could either see her there, or wait outside. The scruffy looking gentleman explained to me that Heather was going to have to move to a different room, immediately (because, you know, that's what hotels do in the middle of the night.) I looked around at her month's accumulation of stuff, and thought "yeah, right," and told him she was down there paying right now, so she doesn't need to move. He said it was for the fourth of July weekend, so she could move to a single room, and free up the double room for guests who would pay more. I told him that she was currently settling up her account, and this wasn't my business, so he'd need to talk to her about that. He said "oh, I work for the hotel, and she is at the front desk, but she sent me to let you know that we're about to move her room. " (Yeah, I'm sure hotels pack up for guests, too.) He left again, and I thought well, that's pretty much what's expected when the money walks out of the room. Out of curiosity, I took the main stairs down to the front desk, where, of course, she was not. I did spot her outside, with her friends, where they had a good view of the hotel exits, and my car. When I walked over to my car, she suddenly decided to go back into the hotel, accompanied by a male friend, and in clear view of the front desk people who were outside smoking and talking. She determinedly never looked my way, once.
I wrote this off to "never again" and moved on. She texted me about 30 minutes later to ask if I'd seen a piece of paper in her room. No, no, I didn't, and I didn't appreciate that you left. No further replies.
Feeling annoyed by this (10 minutes of discussion really wasn't worth $1, and wasn't what we agreed on,) I looked around and found an ad that I was almost certain was a scam, that turned out to not be:
[URL]https://norfolk.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/classysexyand-seductive-lookin/102287575863[/URL]
Holly replied quickly, directed me to her very nice hotel in NN near Denbigh, and was ready within about 10 minutes of the agreed upon time. I wasn't really expecting her to look as good as her pics, but, holy crap, she opened the door, and she looked much BETTER. Like "I'm a porn-star playing an escort in a hollywood movie"-better. (Yes, she was definitely the same girl, but WOW.) Her hair is blond with dark roots right now, her figure is Linda-Carter-esque, she was dressed in a tight black micro-skirt with no panties, wearing heels to better show off those perfect legs, and her makeup was spot-on. She was sweet, inviting, and she didn't miss a beat. She was indeed squeaky clean, and her hygiene was excellent in every way. She charges $. 8/1. 4/1. 8 (I went for the 0. 8, but I wound up tipping her for a total of $1, to balance out karma, and to reward her very welcome efforts.) She was completely engaged in the entire discussion, used her eyes magnificently, and is a very energetic participant in discussions of all varieties. There was no rushing, and things came to a delightful conclusion. FBAS - 10/10/10/10 in my book. She's my new ATF, and I'm curious to see if repeat performances prove to be as good.
I'm counting tonight as a win, but I do NOT recommend Heather near Macgruder in Hampton, and I do completely recommend Holly, near Denbigh in NN.