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Hi,
his is my first post in here and not that good one. Yesterday I visited a dealer and a known dealer in the car showrooms area on 7. The dealer had flu which I didnt know at the beginning and started the sale and also the dealer started to sneeze all over me. I got the hell outta there.
And WhatTheFuck, Welcome to the board. Your post is absolutely correct as far as how things tend to work on this board. Who knows, you may yet escape the flames of initiation. Have fun and let us know how it went.
LoveLOS[/QUOTE]Thanks, LL.
Appreciate the welcome, from the legendary LL.
My buddy told me, you were the ultimate monger!
I am currently doing my own investigation, in search of the Neverland.
I have ventured into couple of places in DC, the past week.
The places were certainly not the neverland.
Sorrry to say, the two places were nothing worth writing about either.
I will find the neverland, sooner or later.
Planning on hitting all the places in DC, until I find the "land"
I will not be labeled as "lazyass" LOL.
I will just keep RTTF and learn, until I can report some new intel.
New intel, that the member have not written about.
WTF
Dreaming again today. Fell asleep on the couch. I was out late last night.
Seemingly I was downtown, on what I think was G st. Really didn't feel like sitting in the sauna for 20 minutes before any attention. But anyway.
I was ringing the bell for some sun. Middle of the day. Seemed odd but there I was. Checking everything out as I went and being as careful and inconspicuous as I could.
There I am ringing the bell. All to no avail. So I decide to walk around for a while. Nice day it was. I went around the block then down I street. For the exercise of course. Might have taken 20 minutes. Maybe closer to 30 minutes.
Well. Then I'm back again, ringing the bell again. No answer. Seemed odd but then I woke up and found my back hurting. Again. I fell asleep on the couch. I hate when that happens.
Remind me to not stay out that late again.
Cabbie!
Long time reader, first time poster here. So please let me know if I'm doing anything wrong.
A little background. I stopped dreaming for about 2 or 3 years and then started again this year. Unfortunately my favorite place has been closed, and since reading about Black Wednesday, I've become quite paranoid when going to my dreams, so I've limited myself to two places that I feel safe about. So far my experiences have ranged from bad to average. Until my last dream, that is.
Walked in after the mamasan eyed me over for a few seconds, and I was introduced to Julie. Great body, she could be an import model if she wanted to be. Great face, too. Looks to be about mid-20s if I had to guess. Very friendly and playful, which I think always makes the dream much better. Average Engrish skills that you'd expect to find at AMPs.
Waited a few minutes for the TS room to be free. The TS was thorough, the way I like it. Then on to the massagi. She asked if I wanted it hard, medium, or soft. Since most MGs don't know how to do it for real anyway, I chose soft. This basically meant BL for a few minutes and she moved on to AR, something I love and haven't had for a long time. Then came probably one of the best CBJ I've ever had in a dream in this city. It was aggressive, with lots of DT and very skillful BLS. Then I switched between DS and Mish for the main event and probably only lasted a few minutes after the great BJ.
I was very happy with the dream. I had almost given it up altogether because I wasn't getting anything above average. I hate handing out roses for average and below.
The most recent Savage Love column references a study that links increased incidence of throat cancer to oral sex, if you can believe it, through HPV. At this point, I guess there isn't much I can do to reduce the risk. For those of you who have not seen it, here is a link.
[url]http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove[/url]
The following fiction is for entertainment purposes only; any resemblance to real life is purely coincidental.
Sunday afternoon and beautiful, decide to be a tourist for the day and hit the mall, maybe hit a few monuments and the Air and Space.
I spent the morning walking around taking in the history and all the beautiful ladies that were enjoying the day as well. I went to visit the wall to pay my respects to a relative as I always do. On my way there, I decide to take a short cut and I walk up on some cash laying there on the ground. $40 bucks! Now normally I am not one to pick up cash and stash it in my pocket. If I see it fall out of someone's pocket or if there are other people around, I will help return it to the owner. But I was alone in this area of the mall, so I said, "Pennies from heaven", and moved on to the wall. I paid my respects; it was getting to be around 2pm. I started thinking, (yes, a very dangerous thing to do.) How can I put this new found 40 to good use? With the vice budget being busted last week, I didn’t want to visit a cash machine again this week if at all possible, even though I could with no problem. I ran a quick audit, 208 plus the 40 from the Mall gave me 248. Enough gas money for another trip to Neverland? And with Neverland only a few blocks away, it was an easy decision.
I had wanted to call Neverland and have Tink there to be my scout the next time through Neverland, but with zero lead time I was hoping my luck good luck for the day would continue.
Buzz the Neverland door around 2:30, get a warm welcome back and smile from Mamasan, and I ask for Tink, Mamasan says Tink booked solid through the day. (Real shocker there! ) So I mentally go through my batting order, If not Tink, then batting up next is Wendy. Mamasan says ok, and leads me to my corner of Neverland.
Fellow Mongers, being one of the few who have yet to experience Tink and all of her magic dust, I must say that Wendy is simply a 10 of 10.
She greets me with a warm GFE smile and hug and starts talking about how wonderful it was to see me again, etc.
Standard tuition plus her milk money are there on the table and without even asking she starts an instant reply of my last visit with her.
A few minutes of driving down Interstate 69, then we get off the exit ramp and head for the TS. Nice and thorough TS, with my every request granted.
Towel off with mouthwash, she grabs my junk and leads me back to our suite.
(Not sure if it’s me and how I act in the TS, But they seem to be very playful and want to steer me back to the suite by my junk. Both Wendy and my favorite shade of Pink have done it. Not that I am complaining, just making a mental note.)
Back in the room and its 100% GFE and TLC, a very good repeat performance of last time with Wendy. Started driving on Interstate 69, drove to the missionary, and went to see the cowgirls at the rodeo. As part of the whole GFE experience, after we watched the cowgirls, we started playing spoons, Wendy trying her best to see if I could play "Come All Ye Faithful". Her skill and talent with the spoons was so good I had to stop and catch my breath; otherwise our trip would have been over before we got a chance to walk the doggies. Our trip ended with a long and fast walking of the doggies, the dogs were extra fun to walk this day, with lots of barking and excitement along the walk.
As with my favorite shade of Pink, while Wendy was washing up the doggies she noticed the car still had plenty of gas left in it and asked if I wanted a second trip through Neverland. All I can say is that if they had the Neverland ATM up and running, I would have taken 2 trips with Wendy that day. The body and mind were willing, but the vice budget may never recover, so as bad as I wanted to, I said, "no thank you, but hopefully next time we will take 2 trips". She gave me that great Wendy smile and a nice kiss and said, "Ok, I will be here. "
Face - 8 what can I say, she looks better each time I see her.
Body - 9+ simple perfection.
Attitude - 9+ GFE all the way, YMMV, best score possible at an AMP.
Service - 9+ GFE all the way, YMMV, best score possible at an AMP.
Massage - NA, No massage. Unlike the first trip with Wendy, this one lasted much longer and took up the entire meter.
Anyone have the number to AMP's Anonymous?
I had a pretty good day today ;)
Following some recreational activity, I decided to go to Neverland but diverted on the way. So happy that I did. I rediscoverd an old haunt (we'll call it Wonderland) and had the pleasure of meeting a LARS™ 10. Now those of you who are familiar with the System know what that means.
As always, I'll be happy to share with trusted DC vets.
SMWSLT
Peace and love,
Lax
[QUOTE=WTF]Sorrry to say, the two places were nothing worth writing about either.[/QUOTE]Au contraire. If you have intel on a place or provider to AVOID, that is worthy news. You could save a brother a bad experience.[QUOTE=WTF]I will find the neverland, sooner or later.[/QUOTE]Very cool. Do the place a favor, when you find it, enjoy the fruits, but don't post the location on the open forum. The place is too busy now and is surely attracting unwanted attention.
...and thanks to you and your bud for the props. It is nice to feel appreciated.
Now on to my next thought:[QUOTE=Lax][b]Alternative to Neverland[/b][/quote]I have been telling you guys that there are about four or five great AMPs operating in the city right now. Neverland is not all we have, and I have the PMs to prove it.
And Lax, did you happen to see a rabbit with a pocket watch? If you do, be careful, [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=525387&highlight=rabbit+pocket+watch#post525387]he'll grab the girl from you every time[/url]...
D.A.M.,
Welcome. Great start. You may get some PMs asking for the location. While I realize you are a noob here, I suggest a policy of answering only those who, like yourself, have submitted trip reports, not reports asking for information or the like. When you left-click on a screen-name, a menu comes up, and one of the options is to "Find more posts by..."
Oh yeah, can you give my regards to Bruce and send me a PM with the name of that AMP? Thanks,
LL
[QUOTE=Laxman #2]I had a pretty good day today ;)
Following some recreational activity, I decided to go to Neverland but diverted on the way. So happy that I did. I rediscoverd an old haunt (we'll call it Wonderland) and had the pleasure of meeting a LARS™ 10. Now those of you who are familiar with the System know what that means.
As always, I'll be happy to share with trusted DC vets.
SMWSLT
Peace and love,
Lax[/QUOTE]
Let me guess...your guide's name was Alice?
I still recall a scene from the first porno I ever saw. The movie: Alice in Wonderland (X-Rated)...the scene: Alice Gets a Licking (literally)
[url]http://www.amazon.com/Alice-Wonderland-Kristine-DeBell/dp/6304012462[/url]
Not quite up to the standards of modern porn, but hey...it's a classic...
Hey,
I just joined this service. I'm glad to have the opportunity to converse with fellow hobbiests.
I have visited three different AMPs in DC and Norther VA, and had pretty good luck each time (some experiences better than others). Although, I haven't been out since the report several months ago of the bust on a couple locations (one which I had visited). Now however, I'm looking to head back out for another good time.
I realize we don't want some eyes on this site to see everything - so if you have some good suggestions of the best places to head to these days feel free to email me and we can share some suggestions.
Thanks,
DC Illini
Hey,
I'm a new registrant to this service. I have visited a few AMPs in DC and NOVA and had a great time (although some experiences were better than others). I haven't been out in several months - since before the reported bust on a few locations in DC. I'm looking to head back out again now.
I'm wondering if it's still safe to head out - what it the news of these busts. Also, I know one location I had been to was included in the bust and I read online the other day that a 2nd location I had been to was also shut down. Can someone recommend some good locations to me - I know of a couple but I'm not sure they are still among the best. I know we don't want to post all this info out in the open (where those who don't believe in freedom might be watching), so if you want to him me up via a private message or email please do so - we can share some suggested location.
Thanks,
DC Illini
[QUOTE=LoveLOS]D.A.M.,
Welcome. Great start. You may get some PMs asking for the location. While I realize you are a noob here, I suggest a policy of answering only those who, like yourself, have submitted trip reports, not reports asking for information or the like. When you left-click on a screen-name, a menu comes up, and one of the options is to "Find more posts by..."
Oh yeah, can you give my regards to Bruce and send me a PM with the name of that AMP? Thanks,
LL[/QUOTE]Who's Bruce? Do you have me mistaken with somebody else? Anyway, the PM is on its way.
And yeah, I know I shouldn't be giving out locations and other logistics to people who are not established members. Likewise, I won't be asking for any until I've established myself here. I might not ask for any locations anyway even after I've established myself because I've become paranoid and like to stick with what I already know.
[QUOTE=Jake Jj 1492]Let me guess...your guide's name was Alice? [/QUOTE]
I'm gonna kill that wabbit!
Jake, clean up your PM box. That means you can delete all those unanswered PM's from Guys with two posts asking for the key to Neverland. :p
LL
PS Dick: Bruce Almighty. Thought you might have met him, given your screen name. Thanks for the intel.
Breaking news!
It seems that Sun has shut its doors for good.
My buddy and I decided to visit Sun tonight. No one answered the door?
He made a call, to supposedly one of the owners.
The owner told him that they closed the doors today.
Apparently, the owner of the building came by with an attorney and asked them to close their doors for good.
This may be the final chapter of the Sun Land.
To another breaking news!
ML in Maryland was busted last night. It seems like a pretty big bust!
The LE's were joined with INS and possibly, FBI to raid the place.
It seems that the moon has set for good.
Another fellow monger gave me the news. He stated that there were quite a few LE's coming in and out of the place.
He was just thankful, that he got there after the raid had started.
He joked that, he could have gotten caught with his pants down. LOL.
For all you mongers, who have been to those two places?
Please, take a moment of silence.
To remember all those bare assed soldiers, who had sacrificed their ass to fight for our "NUT"
WTF
I read all the crap on this thread form all those DC vets ...
Seems you want to keep all those info for yourselves, that's your right, although not in the spirit of sharing info which should be the rule on this forum.
Anyway, I am not as selfish, and will share my experience here, without divulging precise addresses, in order not to attract unwanted attention.
I am oinly viiting DC for a few days, i am not a veteran here, I have mostly posted on non US threads.
There are still nice AMPs in Dc which offer FS.
My Neverland was not far from the Metro Centre area, and is listed in one of the global AMP lists on this site.
Went on Sunday morning, got in quickly while the guy at the door was looking elsewhere. He still chased me while inside, but I managed to get iaway for hin and got into the place without further problems. Mamasan was nice and smiling, and, then I saw this girl at the end of the corridor. I knew it was my lucky day. Here comes "Nana", who claims to be 18, I think she is 25, , speaks basic english, and tells me she has only been here since 2 days ( I don't believe a word of that, given her level of english, and more importantly her skills, see later|)
Face: 8, body: 9, magnificent C cup natural breasts.
Usual routine, kisses, shower with lots of attention to the right place, then massage, quite ordinary. Then a Franklin to initiate the following. Then full naked body body, long and attentionate AR, . No DFK, thanks, I don't fancy the taste of my own private parts, and no DATY offered, but nice and professionnal CBJ followed by different positions to completion. Then she asked if I was ready for round 2!!! Sadly not...
For a total of $ 160, that's not bad in DC.
Will try another wonderland near Dupont later today, and will report as well, without fuss!