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[QUOTE=JohnDoughnut]I had it translated... It read, "Sucky, fucky, fi dollah. You come twice!"
(sorry, that was too easy!)[/QUOTE]
That one was too funny!
I was going to translate:
"Because of all you cheap bastards paying 40/120, we had to close our shop."
(Not as funny...)
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[QUOTE=Member #2650]That one was too funny!
I was going to translate:
"Because of all you cheap bastards paying 40/120, we had to close our shop."
(Not as funny...)
2650[/QUOTE]
Actually that is really funny 2650!
I just went to China Marys and the place there is kind of messy. Hardly any space to move around. Had asked for a chinese girl and got to my surprise Carol who used to work at IM, she said she doesn't work there any more. She gives the same decent massage with a release and got her to tone down her price to 1.0 total. Used to charge me 1.2 for the hj.
The massage parlor that was known as Aloha (in the same building as Judy's on the 1600 block of Kalakaua Avenue) may have changed ownership. As of Saturday night, the former name had been removed, and there was no new name posted (just generic "massage" signs). It formerly had its closing time posted, but it now seems to be open all night. The "open" sign has been on when I've passed by at 2 a.m. and at 4 a.m. on different nights.
After having seen various reports about Ace (on Rycroft Street), I went there on Saturday night. The mama was sleeping on the couch and didn't respond when I rang the doorbell. There was no other noticeable activity, so I rang the doorbell a second time and said "hello." When the mama finally responded, she just said "Sorry, no girls." Mission not accomplished! :(
[QUOTE=Kapalua]The massage parlor that was known as Aloha (in the same building as Judy's on the 1600 block of Kalakaua Avenue) may have changed ownership. As of Saturday night, the former name had been removed, and there was no new name posted (just generic "massage" signs). It formerly had its closing time posted, but it now seems to be open all night. The "open" sign has been on when I've passed by at 2 a.m. and at 4 a.m. on different nights.
After having seen various reports about Ace (on Rycroft Street), I went there on Saturday night. The mama was sleeping on the couch and didn't respond when I rang the doorbell. There was no other noticeable activity, so I rang the doorbell a second time and said "hello." When the mama finally responded, she just said "Sorry, no girls." Mission not accomplished! :([/QUOTE]How did mama look? Had you ever seen her at any of the other amps before?
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How did mama look? Had you ever seen her at any of the other amps before? [/QUOTE]
She didn't approach the doorway, so I didn't have a close look at her. However, she appeared to be a mature Korean woman of average height, with relatively short hair. I don't recall ever seeing her before.
First time post for me, but I have been reading and trying things out for a few years now. There have been many posts about Jean. IMHO she provides the best overall experience. Does anyone have any suggestions for another provider (that they would be willing to share) that offers an experience as good as, or even close to Jean?
Maybe all of the girls were at the Punahou Carnival? There were tons of people there. Good eats, though kinda pricey. That thing gets more expensive every year I tell ya. Though to have so many people spend tons of cash says the economy should be doing well, or we're over spending. Did anyone try going to ACE on Sunday?
Tendo
[QUOTE=Tendo]
Maybe all of the girls were at the Punahou Carnival?[/QUOTE]
It wasn't clear whether the mama meant (a) that there were no girls present at Ace at that point, or (b) that there were no girls available because they were busy with customers.
Went to Tengoku last night in the hopes that it somehow re-opened, but no dice.
I felt like having a young skinny one, so I checked out the four places on Ward, and only the one on the Exotic Nights end (Is that Pink? I forget already) had one that looked like she was in her twenties. She looked pretty good at first... Korean, slim, but as I looked her over, she made a bitchy face and that was too much of a turn off for me.
I went to Smile Spa and there were only semi-older ones. Lotta cars there, so maybe the young ones were busy. I was surprised there was one local girl there. Not good looking, but big tits. Little chubby, but usually, I don't mind. She looked in a bad mood, so I passed on her, too. Also, I've had only OK to bad experiences with local providers. No offense, brothers, if that's your thing.
So, I thought VIP would be a sure thing, but they were super busy. There were four guys waiting in line before me. Pass.
So, I finally, I went to Pine Tree, and there was a young skinny one to fit my unusually picky mood. She said her name is Yuri, and she looked smokin in her black and white bikini. Not much for tan girls, and nose and belly piercings are not really my thing, but the rest of her fit my craving.
Three mild turn offs at first. 1) smoker's breath, 2) her pointy necklace scratched me pretty hard just above my ass crack while she was rubbing her tits on my back, and 3) when I was feeling her up, I could feel breast surgery scars under her tits. But, I decided to make the best of it, and after we got going I had real fun. The icebreaker was when she tongued by balls. She has a really small, really soft, and really wet tongue. Man that was some ticklish shit. I alternated between moaning with pleasure and laughing, and she was laughing at me. She told me to make up my mind. I enjoyed her personality, enthusiasm, and her soft skin. Man that was a small tongue.
Standard positions, good but not great TS, and so-so massage technique wise (but good effort). Normally, I would not repeat, but she worked hard, and was fun to joke around with. Sorry this post was so long, and sorry if this sounds like a sub-par experience for most of you, but I haven't mongered in a long, long time. How could I not enjoy it? I got laid!
Primal Needs
I read on another board that Jennifer from Tengoku is now at VIP.
Can this be confirmed?
Has anyone seen Michelle lately? Would like to know if she is still as good as she was a couple of years ago. I used to see her when she was on the 9th floor of the CC. She used to advertise as Always a Great Massage. I noticed that she had a display ad in the Honolulu Weekly a few weeks ago. I always got a great massage with a nice happy ending from her.
[QUOTE=Primal Needs]
So, I finally, I went to Pine Tree, and there was a young skinny one to fit my unusually picky mood. She said her name is Yuri, and she looked smokin in her black and white bikini. Not much for tan girls, and nose and belly piercings are not really my thing, but the rest of her fit my craving.
Three mild turn offs at first. 1) smoker's breath, 2) her pointy necklace scratched me pretty hard just above my ass crack while she was rubbing her tits on my back, and 3) when I was feeling her up, I could feel breast surgery scars under her tits. But, I decided to make the best of it, and after we got going I had real fun. The icebreaker was when she tongued by balls. She has a really small, really soft, and really wet tongue. Man that was some ticklish shit. I alternated between moaning with pleasure and laughing, and she was laughing at me. She told me to make up my mind. I enjoyed her personality, enthusiasm, and her soft skin. Man that was a small tongue.
Standard positions, good but not great TS, and so-so massage technique wise (but good effort). Normally, I would not repeat, but she worked hard, and was fun to joke around with. Sorry this post was so long, and sorry if this sounds like a sub-par experience for most of you, but I haven't mongered in a long, long time. How could I not enjoy it? I got laid!
Primal Needs[/QUOTE]
Just saw Yuri myself, and had a great time with her. I used to see her on occasion back when she worked at the old VIP. She has lot some weight since then, but still looks good. I actually liked her better before. I would reccomend.
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I went to Hula the other day met this girl named apple. She is a local, pretty cute face nice ass with average tits paid house fee talked a little got cbj then did some mish, doggie, then mish to completetion tipped $. Would definetly see again. That had to be my best encounter so far.
[QUOTE=Cloe Stone]First time post for me, but I have been reading and trying things out for a few years now. There have been many posts about Jean. IMHO she provides the best overall experience. Does anyone have any suggestions for another provider (that they would be willing to share) that offers an experience as good as, or even close to Jean?[/QUOTE]Anna @ Pink Orchid gives a good massage. The rooms are very clean and she is very friendly and tries to give you a good experience.