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My wife and I will be in Disneyland with the kids for a couple of weeks, wondering the best bet for her first adventure with a woman?

[QUOTE=Onesys01]My wife and I will be in Disneyland with the kids for a couple of weeks, wondering the best bet for her first adventure with a woman?[/QUOTE]That would be great, it is the happiest place on earth. I not sure it they welcome couples at AMP. It would be interested to see if they do. CL might be easier to use for that.

to OneSys01,

You're taking this AdventureLand thing a bit too far, don't you think?

Homosexual behavior (even lesbianism) is considered, according to chatboard guidelines, to be SPAM

If you are looking for advise finding value/no value about men meeting women at locations where "Hi, how are you?" is just the beginning ... you came to the right place.

Hopefully, no board member has expertise on the topic you're posing.

Take it somewhere else!

Don't expect it in the Nevada tradition. No constituency. Nobody wants them.

Mongers can do better at asian massage parlors. Prettier ladies, younger, better service providers, at better prices. The surest way to screw up an industry is to let the govt regulate it.

And if you live close to the Mexican border, you can find alternatives in the zonas of tolerance.

Surprised the indian reservations, seemingly self-sovereign, haven't tried this like their gambling casinos. Little clearance needed from Sacramento?

[QUOTE=Good Life]Anybody else try Nevada's Brothel?

I did a while back, I think the going rate was $$$$$ +GAS. Let just say I had no knowledge of this site.[/QUOTE]My Dad lives just down the road from the Bunny Ranch just outside Carson City. Went there to buy a t-shirt and have a drink (really thats all). Girls were cool had some interesting conversations with a few of them, but IMOA the amp or cl girls in LA are not only better looking but a MUCH better bargin.

Now for a one time experiance I may just do it sometime, but 1 bunny= 4 amps, I'll have to save up.

Sboard (no bunny business)

[QUOTE=Longrod]And if you live close to the Mexican border, you can find alternatives in the zonas of tolerance.[/QUOTE]A buddy of time told me about the "zona of tolerance" = .4 for FS. Im sticking to AMP, South seems more risky (disease).

I haven't read/heard anything about this place , but I'm probably going to give it a try. It's on warner/beach. If anyone's been there please let me know before I take another one for the team. PM me if necessary. Thanks!

Can someone give me the street that has all the asian massage parlors. A friend took me there years ago. I believe it somewhere in LA and that one street had several asian massage palors mostly korean on the same street cause we went into several of them.

Thanks

You know I am disappointed I have not shared the large number of exciting one of a kind mongering experiences I have had. I usually keep them to myself but I have decided to share them with the members of this board who have so gracefully bred confidence into an area(OC) that I had written off. Nevertheless on with the story.

Decided to try Elite this Sunday(see pic). I knew there were a few names given from some great mongers who have visited (CC and Sunny). I like to go early on the weekends. The ladies are fresh, energetic and full of smiles(usually). Elite is behind a old, bit of a run down business center. They do have a sign from the road but you could easily drive past it. But if you drive East from our Farmer Boys spot you will see it.

I parked and walked in at 11 am. The door was open but I didnt see anyone. I said hello a couple of times but someone was running water. Finally she came around the corner. Who I was soon to know as Sunny had a nice smile. About 5'6, size 3 or 4 long black hair she had a kind smile for that Sunday morning. Little did I know the hole in her face was about to be really exploited for the first time(at her request). She seemed a bit apprehensive at first when she approached the window(maybe because it was early or I startled her). But those two Jacksons brought a smile to her Asian face. She led me to what I like to call the "quiet room"(remember Chris Tucker in Rush Hour 2 when he walked into a massage parlor and had his choice of 50 women). She returned about five minutes later. As she lathered damn near half of the lotion bottle on my back I learned she was from Beijing and spoke little if no English. I have lived in Shanghai so I threw some of my Mandarin at her and she instantly became relaxed and calm. At that point I did my own flip and told her I wanted bj. She touched her Pu**y however and I said no(disease diseases boys). Maybe she wanted that because she would rather have me do to her pu**y what I was about to do to her mouth.

Now guys I'm not bragging...I'm not kidding...I am 9 inches uncut. When she saw it get hard she started clapping her hands and jumping up and down. I was like what the hell??? She evidently had never seen anything that large and she was happy. I could see that I had her like a kid in a candy store. Without asking I gently took off her shirt and unbuttoned the top of her pants. Very obvious she has had a child or two. Stretch marks and sagging B cup breasts were evident. Nevertheless it didnt matter. I put on my condom(diseases diseases boys) and I stood up and had her get on her knees. Guys she went nuts. She sucked and spit with abandon. She would occasionally stop and stand up and signal that she had to open her mouth very wide to get it in her mouth. The she did what she shouldnt have LOL. She knelled down and placed her back against the wall and motion me to put it in. So I started to skull f**k her. She kept pulling me to go deeper and she was gagging. I stopped a few times worried I may be hurting her but she urged me on. There is a porn site called Facial Abuse and my God boys it was straight out of that site. I mean Sunny was really into this. . I knew I was getting close so I had her lie down on the table. I stood over her and with the abandon of a runaway train I came on her face(well it would have been if I wasnt wearing the condom). Wow what an experience.

I tipped her $60. Yes too much I know and I usually dont tip more than $40 for bj. But the work she put in and the enthusiasm she showed I have only seen once(a girl that was high in Paris, France). She told me that CC works on Tuesday. I am going to be sure to visit her too.

Remember to use condoms and make sure the towels are clean!

[QUOTE=Giocchino]Many years ago, I got scabies from a massage place in LA . Had to go to the skin doctor and get treated. Very bad experiance.[/QUOTE]For scabies, you can mail order nix dermal cream from Canada without a prescription. Buy 2 tubes and don't take a hot shower before applying. Use 1 tube before going to bed, wash off next morning, then repeat a week later.

If anyone has questions about a rash or anything, you can post on the STD forum and ask a doctor there:

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[QUOTE=Jedi Earth]You know I am disappointed I have not shared the large number of exciting one of a kind mongering experiences I have had. I usually keep them to myself but I have decided to share them with the members of this board who have so gracefully bred confidence into an area(OC) that I had written off. Nevertheless on with the story...[/QUOTE]Hehe, thanks for another excellent post, I really enjoyed reading your posts. I loved the "quiet room" reference, one of my favorite scene in a movie.

[QUOTE=Jedi Earth]She knelled down and placed her back against the wall and motion me to put it in. So I started to skull f**k her. She kept pulling me to go deeper and she was gagging. I stood over her and with the abandon of a runaway train I came on her face(well it would have been if I wasnt wearing the condom). Wow what an experience.

Remember to use condoms and make sure the towels are clean![/QUOTE]Great Story, reminds me of a girl I skull F**ked a year ago, still looking for another that gets that in to it.

[QUOTE=Henry34]Can someone give me the street that has all the asian massage parlors. A friend took me there years ago. I believe it somewhere in LA and that one street had several asian massage parlors mostly korean on the same street cause we went into several of them.
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Are you talking about Manchester, in Inglewood? There are/were a ton of them right around the airport area.

[QUOTE=Oc Amper]Are you talking about Manchester, in Inglewood? There are/were a ton of them right around the airport area.[/QUOTE]I dont remember where it is, but I remember it massage parlors on both side of the street. there were at least 5 amp on that street .

Thanks

[QUOTE=Good Life]That would be great, it is the happiest place on earth. I not sure it they welcome couples at AMP. It would be interested to see if they do. CL might be easier to use for that.[/QUOTE]Actually did some phone calling, since my wife is Korean and I speak Korean as well, and think we have found a place that will accomodate us. Someone else on the board was somehow insulted by my info request, no insult intended I assure everyone and next time you are in my home area, Salt Lake, I will be able to return the favor.

Actually I was a bit surprised with the negative reaction I got from one guy in here, that I won't mention the name of. Regardless, I wish him greetings and pleasantries.