Bullshit that has Nothing to do With Pussy

This is why I need escorts!

I'm at a bar and this average looking, dolled up chick comes over and introduces herself. Most guys would fall head over heels for her, but I could see through her make up. I'll grant her this: Her tits were still big and firm even through her padded bra (36 C). Typical 20 something yr old gibberish and she and she finally drops the bomb! "Would you like to take me home with you tonight"? I hem and haw for a little bit and she gives me the "WTF" look! She gets up from the stool and says," My mother was right about you. You are an a $$hole"! I call her back over and she tells me she's the real estate lady I banged a few months back. She was a decent lay but kinda North Shore snobby. I never returned her calls because I was still punching my old lady's ticket. She hissed at me," I bought you all these drinks. The least you can do is thank me"! She pressed her lips on mine and gagged me with her tongue. "I'm tired of small-average cocks. I need a big one and I need it now"! My heart felt for her and we headed out to her condo.

Her clothes hit the floor before we closed the door! We fucked on through the night and a shot at dawn. We crash till 11 and she tells me to "gtfo. My mother will be here and I don't want her to see that I conquered one of her conquests"! I laughed and slithered out the door. Before the door slammed she managed to grope me and spit down my throat. " I'll call you tonight" she barked and slammed the door in my face.

Good thing she rushed me out because as I was pulling away her mother pulled up. "WTF are you doing here"? Momma commanded. "I just fucked your daughter", I snickered. "Was she good"? I said," Not as good as you"! She walked away in disgust.

That night daughter calls me. " I want to see you tonight". Mother calls moments later. Same thing. They blew up my phone so much my old lady answered and told the to fuck off! My old lady rejected my passes and the mother / daughter told me off after I returned their calls.

Now you know why escorts are the preferred course of action!

I'm an old guy. I have a smart phone. I get the general idea behind burner phones. If you're going to be calling escorts, or letting street girls contact you, you want a phone that is only for you, not your significant other and a phone without identifying info, like your home address. Update me if I have left out something. How does this work? I have nbeen reading posts for the past week. Some of my questions have been answered. So there are phones you can purchase with no I'd? Are you guys paying monthly fees or being charged by the minute? I guess I need Burner Phones for Dummies 101.

I was reading the Tijuana board and perusing comments on the virtues of great service providers versus really hot chicks. It got me to wondering. It might even be considered a stupid question, considering the lack of talent in this city unless you come up with really big bucks- like $500 or $1000. But that's ok-I have a low opinion of my own intelligence. What is the preference of Chicago guys if you could choose? Would you rather have the really hot chick so you could brag about her being with you? Or would you rather have the average looker that gives you great service? I'm not talking about the scab-covered fugglies you mostly see on the streets anymore, though you can throw them in if you want. I guess I'll post first since I brought it up. I can see all the hot girls on the Internet that I want. I don't need a great looking rubber doll in my car and I'd rather have great service than the looker I can brag about.

[QUOTE=WindySplurt;5185472]Would you mind sharing the name of the carrier?

Last Tracfone I bought needed activation from another phone, which is not the best privacy.[/QUOTE]If you had to call an 800 (toll free0 number for the activation you could use a pay phone. Yes, they are a bit scarce but an option.

[QUOTE=Ump1969;5186234]Would you rather have the really hot chick so you could brag about her being with you? Or would you rather have the average looker that gives you great service? [/QUOTE]I made a list of my ten favorite paid sexual experiences, and a list of the ten hottest escorts I've ever been with.

Girls from the hottest list don't start appearing on the best sex list until around #6.

Interestingly, #4 and #7 on my hottest list are both pretty lousy experiences.

In other words, good service beats a hot girl every time. Everybody is hot the first time I fuck them.

[QUOTE=WindySplurt;5185472]Would you mind sharing the name of the carrier?

Last Tracfone I bought needed activation from another phone, which is not the best privacy.[/QUOTE]Hi, Windy Splurt. So I dug through my junk drawer and found that old phone: it was an AT&T device, so then it would have been their prepaid plan. Hunting online showed that the plan I was referring to below used to be called "$2 Daily Unlimited Talk and Text," but now when I try to pull up that plan on their website it says it's no longer available. I'm guessing if you had to go with a different prepaid plan, activating using just a ZIP code might still be an option. When COVID is over I'll have to come up with some sort of plan.

[QUOTE=Ump1969;5186219]I'm an old guy. I have a smart phone. I get the general idea behind burner phones. If you're going to be calling escorts, or letting street girls contact you, you want a phone that is only for you, not your significant other and a phone without identifying info, like your home address. Update me if I have left out something. How does this work? I have nbeen reading posts for the past week. Some of my questions have been answered. So there are phones you can purchase with no I'd? Are you guys paying monthly fees or being charged by the minute? I guess I need Burner Phones for Dummies 101.[/QUOTE]Here's what I used to do: go into a store like Walgreens and get the cheapest phone from a carrier that offers a prepaid plan and then a scratch-off card with some airtime ($10, $25, whatever). Once I had the phone and the scratch-off card, I'd pop the SIM into the phone and power it on. There were instructions as to how to choose a plan--I recall that all they wanted was a ZIP code so you could be issued a reasonably local number (so if you entered downtown Chicago, 60606, then you'd get a 312 or 773 number or the like), and then you entered a sequence on the keypad to indicate what plan you wanted. Afterwards you'd power the phone off and back on, then a (free) text message would pop up showing your new number.

At that point the phone has zero airtime, so then you get the code from your scratch-off card (like using a lotto ticket) and enter that into the phone: after that you'll get a text message showing your airtime (amount and date of expiration). To avoid losing unused airtime, reload before the expiration date. If you let it remain in a lapsed state for too long, the service will be canceled and you'll no longer be able to make calls and use text messages. Then you'll have to go back to Walgreens but instead of buying the whole phone you just buy a SIM kit: the little chip that goes in the phone so you can get service. When you put the SIM in, you're back to having to choose a plan and supply a ZIP code so you get a fresh number. Then load some more airtime and you're back in business.

I could buy the phone, the airtime cards, and new SIM kits without ever showing ID. Cash only--I didn't have it set to any sort of autopay. The plan I had at the time charged a flat $2 per day if the phone was used at all on a given day (and I think they defined use as placing or receiving a call, and perhaps sending text messages--it's been awhile so I forgot). Hopefully some of this helps!

[QUOTE=Ump1969;5186234]I was reading the Tijuana board and perusing comments on the virtues of great service providers versus really hot chicks. It got me to wondering. It might even be considered a stupid question, considering the lack of talent in this city unless you come up with really big bucks- like $500 or $1000. But that's ok-I have a low opinion of my own intelligence. What is the preference of Chicago guys if you could choose? Would you rather have the really hot chick so you could brag about her being with you? Or would you rather have the average looker that gives you great service? I'm not talking about the scab-covered fugglies you mostly see on the streets anymore, though you can throw them in if you want. I guess I'll post first since I brought it up. I can see all the hot girls on the Internet that I want. I don't need a great looking rubber doll in my car and I'd rather have great service than the looker I can brag about.[/QUOTE]Give me the hottest. A big part of service is YMMV. So I'll take my chances with the hotter girls.

I just recently bought a net10 phone since some providers are not responding to google voice numbers. The caller I'd associated with my net10 phone is some Asian name. I'm not sure if they will update it to my name soon or not but for now it serves it's purpose as a burner phone.

I don't understand these providers who are turning potential clients down for using a google voice number. What does it matter to them?

[QUOTE=Fdottt;5188584]I don't understand these providers who are turning potential clients down for using a google voice number. What does it matter to them?[/QUOTE]Because they want to reverse search your phone number and GV number usually turns up nothing or old info for whomever owned it years before.

Which is exactly why I use GV number LOL!! I don't need someone backsearching me and finding out all my info to the beginning of time.

[QUOTE=Fdottt;5188584]I don't understand these providers who are turning potential clients down for using a google voice number. What does it matter to them?[/QUOTE]They don't want you to have a google voice for the same reasons you want to. They want to match the name on your T-mobile / Verizon caller ID to the name you gave them to Facebook / LinkedIn that says you're an assistant to the regional manager at a small paper company. Shows you're not a cop or another monger that they've had issues with in the past using a different number.

[QUOTE=Jayp80;5188685]They don't want you to have a google voice for the same reasons you want to. They want to match the name on your T-mobile / Verizon caller ID to the name you gave them to Facebook / LinkedIn that says you're an assistant to the regional manager at a small paper company. Shows you're not a cop or another monger that they've had issues with in the past using a different number.[/QUOTE]And what do the mongers who go through with this and give them their work number and government I'd and selfie next to today's paper get in return? An hour of fun? We can get that for way less work.

[QUOTE=SonOfHoff;5188148]Anyone have experience with these providers? [URL]https://chicagogentlelady.com/[/URL].[/QUOTE]Well the person who wrote the text for the site isn't a native English speaker. The owner must also not be a local or doesn't proofread. Even the name sounds ridiculous. Often you see Chinese companies selling knock off crap and they use similar vocabularies.

The agency owner is an amateur. They don't even have the brain power to use realistic profile photos. It took just a minute to find out the photos were stolen. Soon you will see fake reviews for this fake agency.

Kind of like that Pure Classy Models BS agency that used to post their fake shit here but now uses another board.

IMO I wouldn't give this "agency" a second thought. And do not give them your personal information.

BTW, how on earth did you find this "agency". It's new so therefore they don't have SEO.

[QUOTE=Moejoo;5184459]That guy is really out there but the one thing I am sure of is no matter what happens he won't be giving any info to the PoPo.[/QUOTE]What would he even give them? Cops are not interested in clients. They want to make sure the girls were not coerced. Most of all they want to charge the owner with conspiracy, money laundering, tax evasion, promoting prostitution. He has nothing to offer the cops and will end up losing his money and other assets. The girls will jump to other agencies or become independent. Life will go on. Unless he has info on a much bigger crime he has nothing to trade the cops for a reduced sentence.