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[QUOTE=VChase;3270629]I dreamt that I saw her last Monday after getting her info from JH who I owe thanks to. She sent me two pics and I knew I had to have her. We had a schedule conflict but we worked it out. When I got to her place in Colonial Heights I had to wait for about 20 min. Not a big deal she kept me updated the whole time. I felt weir because all her neighbors we getting home. It was an old past WW2 community that you knew was not transient. Despite the looks they all kept to themselves. Once she arrived she had asked me to wait a few for her to straighten up. Soon she comes out and waves me in. The place is cozy to say the least and her obese "sister" was sleeping or playing dead on the living room couch. She drew the short end of the looks. We wade our way through the clutter to her room. Like everyone already mentioned she informed me that her sis thinks she's giving massages. She escorts me to the bedroom and then leaves me to go use the rest room.

While alone I explore with my eyes as I get comfy. First I notice the recently made bed with clean sheets. Than I notice a large bottle of vodka with the top missing next to a 2 liter bottle of Pepsi on her vanity stand. Next to that a vape. My eyes go up, I notice lots of perfumes and lotions then a couple of bottles of prescriptions of some sort or another. I see a box for some sort of denture care which creeped me out. She was very attractive but was pushing my age comfort level. I'm fairly young. I scan and see a room full of laundry and an overfilled laudry basket. Then I see adult under garments (diapers) and a medical toilet device of some sort. Now my mind is starting to race wondering WTF did I get myself into. Worried for nothing, she came in and mentioned that all thise things belonged to her recently departed mother. I must have sucker or shrink written all over my face because she goes on and on about her whole life story and all the bad luck she is having. She tells me how she entered the scene and blah, blah, blah. I don't want to be callous bcshes a very beautiful and sweet lady but she didn't know how to stop talking.

Eventually I put little man in her mouth and that seems to help. She claims she lives to suck and did some great BLS while working my taint and prostate with a finger. She's really good, takes direction well and really wants to please you. She didn't even look at the donation and is sweet and trusting. We tried a few positions and I pop in the hat. In between each position she vaped and took a shot. I just went with it as if it was no big deal. At some point she said I reminded her of her son which I awkwardly tried to play off.

She then goes to use the rest room and one of her dogs (Dachung) and a cat sneak into the room. They are friendly but I don't like being by them due to allergies. She brings me a warm wet rag but considering all the dirty laundry and the state of the place I'm terrified it may not have been clean. I get dressed and as we walk out the dogs and cat mannaged to shit and piss all over the place. We exchange hugs and I'm off. As I make the long drive back I weigh it all out.

CONS:

Distance; Age; Drinking; Chatty; Sharing Drama; I know she does BBBJ which isn't safe; pets in the room; mess and clutter.

PROS: Incredible round beautiful bottom. She said it didn't grow in until she was 35. No cottage cheese, just a firm, round bum. Pretty; tight body; southern accent; genuine and thoughtful; way undervalued (she could charge a lot more).

Conclusion, I'd like to see her again at some point. I hope she gets her affairs in order and straightens the place out so that it's presentable. I suggested she learn how to give a FBSM and Nuru. There should be no clutter, no ugly sister sleeping in the middle afternoon to greet you and no dog shit and cat piss on the way out. Sorry if I seem OCD, I usually go to AMP because I like the hygienic safe play and perhaps I'm comparing apples and oranges. This is all to say she was very good and has strong potential to be incredible with a few easy tweaks.[/QUOTE]Lmao. Great review and accurate. I feel the setting is very important. It sets up any magic that in my opinion I'm hoping for. That house definitely breaks the spell. I agree with the massage. She would do well with that. And less chances of contracting anything. And I'm a big fan of the AMP's. Have yet to have an attractive white female giving one. But this monger is never returning to that house. Just my 2 cent's.

We were supposed to meet last Friday. All was going well, planning, menu, etc. She sent pics and we also spoke on the phone a few times. Very pleasant girl to chat with and very willing to oblige.

During the course of conversing, she requested my screen name on the board. I declined, but offered other methods that might help her feel comfortable.

1. Mentioned who gave me her number. She acknowledged who and was ok with it.

2. Mentioned I was a Senior member and felt sure two Senior member handles (figuring she knows heir handles) probably wouldn't have given me her contact info at all if I was a newbie or regular member. She seemed ok with that.

3. Finally offered to send a few pics of chics polishing my knob, she says "Perfect". I sent the pics in a way that makes it a little challenging to know who the provider were in the pics. Of course, only the chic and the little head is visible. She was ok with that.

All the above conditions were submitted, and asked her if she feels comfortable now. She happily replies she is satisfied with the screening.

**Few notes: Our meeting was going to be at an odd time due to my travel itinerary, she was understanding and happy and willing to oblige. Including taking a nap so she'd be willing and ready.

Now comes meeting time, I send message and say "hey, looks like I'll be able to come sooner". She replies "great! The earlier, the better, what time?

Approx 20 minutes had passed before I was able to reply and provide a time. During those 20 minutes, she had alr art replied again and said "I'm still new to this, xxxx (Senior member) has been helping me, but since you haven't given me your screen name yet, I'm not comfortable seeing you. If you decide to give me your screen name than we can make plans". We didn't end up meeting.

Since then, a couple days later, I provide screen name. She replies "thanks, I hope you understand, I've been in some potential risky situations and need to be more careful". We breifly discuss new plans and commitments. And then it's like she's not even on the radar now.

Anybody have a clue? Did she already quit the hobby? Or maybe all she needs is just a handful of regulars that are willing to meet her weekly quota so she's no longer available or taking on new clients? New number possibly?

[QUOTE=JohnnyHead;3271718]We were supposed to meet last Friday. All was going well, planning, menu, etc. She sent pics and we also spoke on the phone a few times. Very pleasant girl to chat with and very willing to oblige.

During the course of conversing, she requested my screen name on the board. I declined, but offered other methods that might help her feel comfortable.

1. Mentioned who gave me her number. She acknowledged who and was ok with it.

2. Mentioned I was a Senior member and felt sure two Senior member handles (figuring she knows heir handles) probably wouldn't have given me her contact info at all if I was a newbie or regular member. She seemed ok with that.

3. Finally offered to send a few pics of chics polishing my knob, she says "Perfect". I sent the pics in a way that makes it a little challenging to know who the provider were in the pics. Of course, only the chic and the little head is visible. She was ok with that.

All the above conditions were submitted, and asked her if she feels comfortable now. She happily replies she is satisfied with the screening.


**Few notes: Our meeting was going to be at an odd time due to my travel itinerary, she was understanding and happy and willing to oblige. Including taking a nap so she'd be willing and ready.

Now comes meeting time, I send message and say "hey, looks like I'll be able to come sooner". She replies "great! The earlier, the better, what time?

Approx 20 minutes had passed before I was able to reply and provide a time. During those 20 minutes, she had alr art replied again and said "I'm still new to this, xxxx (Senior member) has been helping me, but since you haven't given me your screen name yet, I'm not comfortable seeing you. If you decide to give me your screen name than we can make plans". We didn't end up meeting.

Since then, a couple days later, I provide screen name. She replies "thanks, I hope you understand, I've been in some potential risky situations and need to be more careful". We breifly discuss new plans and commitments. And then it's like she's not even on the radar now.

Anybody have a clue? Did she already quit the hobby? Or maybe all she needs is just a handful of regulars that are willing to meet her weekly quota so she's no longer available or taking on new clients? New number possibly?[/QUOTE]That's odd. . did you go through quads? I have had others asking for her number. And have referred them to him. Went very smoothly. . Hope you can hookup. .

Stay safe.

[QUOTE=Rvarva2969;3271585]Lmao. Great review and accurate. I feel the setting is very important. It sets up any magic that in my opinion I'm hoping for. That house definitely breaks the spell. I agree with the massage. She would do well with that. And less chances of contracting anything. And I'm a big fan of the AMP's. Have yet to have an attractive white female giving one. But this monger is never returning to that house. Just my 2 cent's.[/QUOTE]Very accurate review. Except he forgot the part about Cat litter on the bedroom floor sticking to you feet as you stand and pound Suzee in doggie. Often with the scent of cat poop emanating from the in room litter box.

[QUOTE=PhilCollins;3272190]Very accurate review. Except he forgot the part about Cat litter on the bedroom floor sticking to you feet as you stand and pound Suzee in doggie. Often with the scent of cat poop emanating from the in room litter box.[/QUOTE]Don't remind me. Definitely a strange experience for us mongers. The one cat woke up on the chair beside her bed. And she ran him out. Lmao. She's a cool chick just needs organization. .

[QUOTE=Rvarva2969;3272195]Don't remind me. Definitely a strange experience for us mongers. The one cat woke up on the chair beside her bed. And she ran him out. Lmao. She's a cool chick just needs organization. .[/QUOTE]Somebody should take up the role of UTR Coach. Hell, I think it would make for a great reality show kind of like Hotel Makeover, Kitchen Impossible, or Undercover Boss. At the very least they should implement business surveys as a method to get anonymous feedback.

[QUOTE=VChase;3272209]Somebody should take up the role of UTR Coach. Hell, I think it would make for a great reality show kind of like Hotel Makeover, Kitchen Impossible, or Undercover Boss. At the very least they should implement business surveys as a method to get anonymous feedback.[/QUOTE]Funny. . or something called the life of a richmond monger. .

[QUOTE=Rvarva2969;3272195]Don't remind me. Definitely a strange experience for us mongers. The one cat woke up on the chair beside her bed. And she ran him out. Lmao. She's a cool chick just needs organization. .[/QUOTE]It sounds like I need to do an outcall with her. I've been wanting to see her, just haven't had time to drive that far. I normally like to do incall for first visit so they feel more comfortable.

[QUOTE=Drewsky66;3272448]It sounds like I need to do an outcall with her. I've been wanting to see her, just haven't had time to drive that far. I normally like to do incall for first visit so they feel more comfortable.[/QUOTE]FWIW, I saw her once in her house and she was nervous. Performance was still good and CIP was nice. Not sure I'd recommend it or do it again. She's apparently doing a lot of it. You might take her a bottle of a flavored vodka (the pricy stuff) as she loves it and it will calm her down.

Over-all I was really impressed with the service. Normally I'll take the full hour but she had the skills to get me off in about half an hour and only charged for the half.

[QUOTE=VChase;3270629]I dreamt that I saw her last Monday after getting her info from JH who I owe thanks to. She sent me two pics and I knew I had to have her. We had a schedule conflict but we worked it out. When I got to her place in Colonial Heights I had to wait for about 20 min. Not a big deal she kept me updated the whole time. I felt weir because all her neighbors we getting home. It was an old past WW2 community that you knew was not transient. Despite the looks they all kept to themselves. Once she arrived she had asked me to wait a few for her to straighten up. Soon she comes out and waves me in. The place is cozy to say the least and her obese "sister" was sleeping or playing dead on the living room couch. She drew the short end of the looks. We wade our way through the clutter to her room. Like everyone already mentioned she informed me that her sis thinks she's giving massages. She escorts me to the bedroom and then leaves me to go use the rest room.

While alone I explore with my eyes as I get comfy. First I notice the recently made bed with clean sheets. Than I notice a large bottle of vodka with the top missing next to a 2 liter bottle of Pepsi on her vanity stand. Next to that a vape. My eyes go up, I notice lots of perfumes and lotions then a couple of bottles of prescriptions of some sort or another. I see a box for some sort of denture care which creeped me out. She was very attractive but was pushing my age comfort level. I'm fairly young. I scan and see a room full of laundry and an overfilled laudry basket. Then I see adult under garments (diapers) and a medical toilet device of some sort. Now my mind is starting to race wondering WTF did I get myself into. Worried for nothing, she came in and mentioned that all thise things belonged to her recently departed mother. I must have sucker or shrink written all over my face because she goes on and on about her whole life story and all the bad luck she is having. She tells me how she entered the scene and blah, blah, blah. I don't want to be callous bcshes a very beautiful and sweet lady but she didn't know how to stop talking.

Eventually I put little man in her mouth and that seems to help. She claims she lives to suck and did some great BLS while working my taint and prostate with a finger. She's really good, takes direction well and really wants to please you. She didn't even look at the donation and is sweet and trusting. We tried a few positions and I pop in the hat. In between each position she vaped and took a shot. I just went with it as if it was no big deal. At some point she said I reminded her of her son which I awkwardly tried to play off.

She then goes to use the rest room and one of her dogs (Dachung) and a cat sneak into the room. They are friendly but I don't like being by them due to allergies. She brings me a warm wet rag but considering all the dirty laundry and the state of the place I'm terrified it may not have been clean. I get dressed and as we walk out the dogs and cat mannaged to shit and piss all over the place. We exchange hugs and I'm off. As I make the long drive back I weigh it all out.

CONS:

Distance; Age; Drinking; Chatty; Sharing Drama; I know she does BBBJ which isn't safe; pets in the room; mess and clutter.

PROS: Incredible round beautiful bottom. She said it didn't grow in until she was 35. No cottage cheese, just a firm, round bum. Pretty; tight body; southern accent; genuine and thoughtful; way undervalued (she could charge a lot more).

Conclusion, I'd like to see her again at some point. I hope she gets her affairs in order and straightens the place out so that it's presentable. I suggested she learn how to give a FBSM and Nuru. There should be no clutter, no ugly sister sleeping in the middle afternoon to greet you and no dog shit and cat piss on the way out. Sorry if I seem OCD, I usually go to AMP because I like the hygienic safe play and perhaps I'm comparing apples and oranges. This is all to say she was very good and has strong potential to be incredible with a few easy tweaks.[/QUOTE]This should be in the Hall of Fame Reviews.

I've had a lot of people ask why she hasnt responded the past few days. She did catch a cold then got into a small fender bender which gave her whiplash. She did tell me she will let me know when she's better. She's staying with a family member while getting better. I am working on another UTR as I type this. So hopefully we won't go without to much longer. As always stay safe.

Met her at a decent hotel in Midlothian. I believe she is pretty much new to this. Skills and donation are decent. Body is also nice but not waxed when I met her. For the past few days I don't see her ad. It was there for couple of days.

Setting up the appointment took lot of time. Her screening process was lengthy (may be case to case). She is a small lady. Must be 43-45. Skills are ok. Everything covered.

I got her contact from someone here. Thanks for sharing it.

I met her couple days back. As mentioned by other setting up the appointment was easy. Meeting was nice.

Pros: She enjoys it. I haven't see much girls whole really get involved while doing it. (may be I did not see the right girls before). She is really interested to make you feel good.

Cons: Her house. It was a real mess. Few cats and dogs. I spent 10-15 mints removing cat / dog hair from my clothes after reaching back home.

Met her few days back. She has got some extra pounds. Skills are moderate. Does not look like she will be continuing this for long.

Here is the link for some pic and #.

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