Massage Parlor Reports

Kate should use normal pics like one of the ones she posted in her ad. Those model pics just make it all look too fake and throws up a lot of question marks as to whether she's legit or not.

[QUOTE=Lrpilot; 1211603]I took a chance and went to see Kate in College Park. I was nervous about the whole thing since there were no reviews, speculation that she is / was a man, and no one here has reported on her despite all the inquires. Well, here it is. She is not a man now, and I doubt she ever was. It was some kind of miracle surgery if she was born a man. I'm no expert on the subject, but I don't think even the best surgeon could make the promised land look and feel that realistic if there was a pole sticking out before.

She looks like the girl in her pictures, without doubt. I will say some of the modeling photos are likely to be airbrushed, but same face and body for the most part. She says she used to be a pro boxer for 5 years. She has the body that would make me believe it (very athletic and slightly muscular). Her boobs are obviously bolt-ons, but feel natural.

I spent 1/2 hour with her and it was worth the $. The only downside is that she will talk your ear off. One of her websites says her doctor told her she is manic all the time. That couldn't be closer to the truth. She was hyper, energetic, and talked my ear off the whole time. But, the HE was entusiastic so I will definitely repeat![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Caravaggio2000; 1211551]Can we maybe get a */moan thread? I understand that members often have disagreements with each other or providers and members or even providers and providers, but damn I get tired of seeing the back and forth.

This isn't directed at anyone in particular, but come on! If you are this stressed out about what some douche on the internet says then you need to go out and get some more tail.[/QUOTE]I completely agree but will never happen. I just think the mods need to approve less posts of this nature. Also I drove by os a few days ago and they were still down.

[QUOTE=Exec Talent; 1211485]TruthSeaker it is time to go. First for not knowing how to spell "seeker" and second for posting another member's private messsage publicly. At this juncture I do not think it is important to know if you are LEO, what is important is that you violated the trust another member of this forum placed in you.

I hope the other members of this forum will join me in not caring to read anything else you write by putting you on ignore. [/QUOTE]I agree time for TS to go adios.

[QUOTE=Exec Talent; 1211485]TruthSeaker it is time to go. First for not knowing how to spell "seeker" and second for posting another member's private messsage publicly. At this juncture I do not think it is important to know if you are LEO, what is important is that you violated the trust another member of this forum placed in you.

I hope the other members of this forum will join me in not caring to read anything else you write by putting you on ignore.[/QUOTE]Our votes don't matter, but if we are voting, I vote that VS should be the one to go.

However, I do do agree that someone calling themselves a seeker should know how to spell their own name.

[QUOTE=Citywalk;1211661]I agree time for TS to go adios.[/QUOTE]After PMs from both of them I'm more inclined to say that they are both acting like children on what is meant to be an adult forum for sharing information not the drama that has been going on.

Let's take a quick look at the situation as a whole, (This Is The Massage Parlor Reports Thread) not the very slowly and truth seaker thread.

One was wrong for this thing done and the other for that thing done. That's it, there hasn't been a thread relevant post from either in this ongoing pissing match.

So let's get back to what this forum is about and have some fun.

Keep the personal like / dislike / drama off the board and in PMs.

I know many agree with me on this as I have gotten quite a few PMs from people on OUR forum that wish for this to all cease and don't get why its so hard to take YOUR private matter to PMs.

Chef

Let me show you amateur fucks how it is done:

I toftt last week and saw Andrea who advertises on BP and CL in the massage section. When I saw her I immediately recognized her. She is that deaf girl from the MP on Colonial and 417 that switches up their girls with the horrid looking women at Windsong in Apopka. Andrea looks decent with and gives an average massage. She talks as if she were retarded because she is deaf. I was bored during the massage so I kept saying these adsurd things to her like 'I want to stick my dick between your toes' and 'I want to lick your ****' because I knew she could not hear. I do stupid shit to entertain myself, what can I say. I fell asleep towards the end of my massage. In my dream I got a good handshake and was able to give a good pat over the clothing. .7 and. 3 for the tip was the damage. One can certainly spend. $ at a lot better places in Orlando. She actually shares a studio with our favorite dick tease Heather off of Temple Ave and the intersection with Howell Branch Road. I would certainly avoid this place. Learn from my mistake.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/touch-of-the-irish-by-andrea-winter-park/4682168[/url]

I saw Athena this past Monday on a whim. For some reason I can't explain I was attracted to her post. Perhaps it is the thrill of the unknown. As one monger so cleverly put it the other day, the thrill is in the chase, not necessarily the ending regardless of how happy one is in the end. At any rate, I texted back and forth with her and set up an appointment time. WHAT A BODY! Holy shit. She has a tight ass body, huge cans, and a nice ass. She is puerto rican and a great personality. When she said her price was. $$, I thought on passing her up, but seeing her in person, I'm glad I deceided to follow thru. She does the session at her place. Very nice, safe neighborhood in Casselberry / Winter Park. Session began with her getting fully comfertable pretty quickly. I fell asleep pretty fast. In my dream, my hands were free to roam in wonderland and got a nice handshake towards the end of the dream. I promptly woke up quite satisfied. I'm sure more could be had by the talented and charming mongerer like myself with future visits. The only creepy part is that she has pictures of her and her husband in the room. Kind of wierd, but I didn't care. While she is pricy, one pays for quality.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexy-latina-to-relax-you-28/4465382[/url]

There you have it you filthy animals. I'm disgusted by every last one of you yet feel an unspoken bond to every last one of you degenerates. Like me, I'm sure a lot of you are professionals who enjoy the chase of a good hand shake and possibly more. I have at least 6-7 more good reviews like this which I will share via PM for any of you freaks that give me a good review on a specific provider or location that does not get reviewed much on here. Don't waste my time and yours asking me for more reviews via PM without bringing a good experience. Depending on how good your experience is, I will share mine which include multiple FS providers which are very low key. I don't' want to hear about Asahi or any other MP that has been reviewed here at nauseum.

I will post two more good reviews on here in a month or two when I have time to kill at my office.

Later ladies.

[QUOTE=The Chef1; 1211715]After PMs from both of them I'm more inclined to say that they are both acting like children on what is meant to be an adult forum for sharing information not the drama that has been going on.

Let's take a quick look at the situation as a whole, (This Is The Massage Parlor Reports Thread) not the very slowly and truth seaker thread.

One was wrong for this thing done and the other for that thing done. That's it, there hasn't been a thread relevant post from either in this ongoing pissing match.

So let's get back to what this forum is about and have some fun.

Keep the personal like / dislike / drama off the board and in PMs.

I know many agree with me on this as I have gotten quite a few PMs from people on OUR forum that wish for this to all cease and don't get why its so hard to take YOUR private matter to PMs.

Chef[/QUOTE]Sure wish they'd appoint a mod to this section. Three attacks and you're gone, no matter what. Too much of this board is loaded with trash talk.

[QUOTE=Comala57;1211544]Vs the post below. I disagree. They will treat you right if you pay them more. Anyplace that charges more per level of clothing or lack of is the type of girls that will upsell everything. Yes the specials are usually really good but that's just so the girl can charge more for a typical HE. As for anyone YMMV. Mine just didn't reach that far. I've had FS cheaper than what some girls want for a hand shake at elite.[/QUOTE]There is no better place where the acronym YMMV more then at Elite. For. 8, I got more then I could ever bargain for at most other MP in Orlando.

Elite is a great place to test how good of a monger you really are. I consider myself a top notch monger and I love this place because most of the girls that work at Elite are true amateurs that have been doing this for a very short period of time. It is much easier to game and have more relaxing experiences from these girls then most seasoned and jaded therapist.

I guess I'll be taking TS off of my Christmas card list now!

I give up this one. Massage was a 6. Looks 7. Same clothes as last time didn't warm up to any stimulating conversation. Had to finish on my own. Wasn't leaving sad. Won't be back.

[QUOTE=Moonlightbiker;1211750]Sure wish they'd appoint a mod to this section. Three attacks and you're gone, no matter what. Too much of this board is loaded with trash talk.[/QUOTE]Great suggestion! The people that point the most, are the people I trust the least! I'm just saying.

[QUOTE=Moonlightbiker;1211750]Sure wish they'd appoint a mod to this section. Three attacks and you're gone, no matter what. Too much of this board is loaded with trash talk.[/QUOTE]How do we get it done?

[QUOTE=Smokedmeat;1211821]I give up this one. Massage was a 6. Looks 7. Same clothes as last time didn't warm up to any stimulating conversation. Had to finish on my own. Wasn't leaving sad. Won't be back.[/QUOTE]R you referring to the Russian in the Kmart plaza? When you say you finished on your own, did she allow you to finish it front of her?

Had some time / spending money, so I hit up IT in Maitland last week. Got June, a new girl (been there 2 weeks). Very athletic body, kind of on the big and tall side for an Asian lady, but still very pretty. Paid for an hour with a TS, where she paid attention to all areas. I asked for light touch after some backwalking, and she gave a very good massage.

Friendly girl, definitely came out of her shell after I talked to her, which is probably why the HE was so hot. She had either been in the biz for a while and knew how to fake it, or she really got into making sure I was happy. Either way it worked for me! Some roaming with a standard handshake. Will repeat. This place never seems to let me down.

8 +.4

[QUOTE=Caravaggio2000; 1211551]Can we maybe get a */moan thread? I understand that members often have disagreements with each other or providers and members or even providers and providers, but damn I get tired of seeing the back and forth.

This isn't directed at anyone in particular, but come on! If you are this stressed out about what some douche on the internet says then you need to go out and get some more tail.

In other news, I had another great experience at Island. Island and Royal are my mainstays. They are just plain old reliable, never a fuss, and I always get what I expected and more without any hassle or upsell. Julie is the best at Royal IMO and Jennie at Island of course. [/QUOTE]I second ypur first statement!

Been to Island in Altamonte many times, they seem to move them in and move them out but always have been happy! Glad to hear Jeanie is there now she is one of my AMP ATFs. I use to frequent Asahi down the road but ran into to many negotiated tips for basic HE. I usually tip on how the service and massage was applied, if extended extras are desired I can understand that process. I must have missed something in my travels, where is Royal? Thanks for the info!

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