One of these days, someone's going to put a slug in her and it'll be the last she does that shit.
[QUOTE=Tdubautee;6165910]Gentleman, I've been looking for outcall for the last 2 days and finally settled on dreaming about Jazzy. I'm sure some of you probably are not going to be surprised by this dream but here it goes.
The only provider I've ever seen in Dayton has been Jodi, who is absolutely fantastic although it appears she's on a little vacation currently. So I've looked around and tried to find an outcall provider which are few and far between here in the area. In my dream I was able to contact Jazzy who agreed to meet me at my hotel. She said she would meet me for 1 hour for 150 beautiful roses. That could have been my first clue but the little guy was telling me otherwise. She showed up and was considerably stockier than her photos indicate. But still not terrible. We exchange pleasantries and pretty much get right down to business. The good part is she's pretty much an open menu or so she claimed however upon arrival she really didn't want to do anything orally. The good news is the other two landings areas were open open for business. Anyway things are progressing nicely and all the sudden it's like someone flipped a switch. If I didn't know otherwise I would say we were trying out for some sort of comedy audition. Moving like a ninja, she states 'ok I'm done. My girlfriend drove me and she's waiting outside' while simultaneously donning her clothes and snatching up the donation and darting like a cat with his ass on fire straight toward the door and gone. I may be exaggerating very slightly but not much. There was very little conversation as I stood there dumbstruck and like any good hobbyist not wanting to dare to make a scene and drawing all kinds of attention to myself.
Anyway it was fun while it lasted. Your mileage may vary of course but this is one of the strangest dream episodes I can recall.[/QUOTE]
