Ain't it true most of the time
Saw this on a NJ board and thought this group might like it. Feel free to add your own thoughts.
Quote Originally Posted by VanDamage:
"After many years in the hobby and many thousands of ads read, I have compiled the following translations of commonly used provider buzzwords to their actual English meanings.
Curvy: Fat.
Thick: Fat.
Juicy: Fat.
MILF: Old and fat.
Petite: Short and fat.
Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.
BBW: Impossibly fat.
Snow Bunny: White.
Mixed: Black.
Exotic: Black.
From the Islands: Black.
Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.
💎 or 👑 - I have a pimp.
No AA: My pimp is black.
Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.
I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.
Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.
Squirter: I'll piss on you.
Party Friendly: Junkie.
Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.
Deposit Required: Scam artist.
Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.
Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.
Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.
My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.
Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's wifi.
No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.
I Love White Guys: Overpay me.
Mature Men Only: Overpay me and don't fuck me too hard.
No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.
For me this one was one and done
Significantly bigger than the pics. Place was very basic and face looked old. Everyone has their own preferences, but this one was definitely not a repeat for me. Service was just basic but did include BBBJ.
[QUOTE=BlackBook12;5508703]I have seen her, a lot more times that I want to admit. Always performs, but her love for the pipe continues to b her downfall. My last visit was like an yr ago and she pass out mid session. The pipe was on the table she pick it up and walk in the bathroom. She tried to play it off like I can't see her. I have some nice video clips of her. She's pretty good playing with the toy.[/QUOTE]