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[QUOTE=StlGamerDude;5254114]I saw her. Her incall was a pretty sketchy looking hotel near Lumiere. Pics are very misleading as she's a lot heavier than the pics show. Overall pretty mediocre experience.[/QUOTE]That's good to know and thanks for posting. Sounds like the season has really passed on this chick if her pics are that far off now. I tried contacting her last week (got no reply whatsoever) so I'm sure you just saved a lot of us a bunch of time, disappointment and money-just sorry you had to be the guinea pig.

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So Thank you first sir for that review. I am reading it thinking it's is going to end like most bad reviews right? He toftt and it ends; I was thinking with the little head, I know better but, I was already there and so, I saw all the red flags but went ahead, I should have left then but. But wait this guy Man's up and calls a Catfish what it is and walks away. He walks away. Like we all should and leaves her unpaid to maybe learn a lesson (probably not). Stop paying and going along with fake Catfish pictures. Say NO and walk away put your money back in your pocket. Tell them when you show up and you have been deceived your money and you will walk. Seriously try it you will be okay and survive.

[QUOTE=Bluestar;5252776]I swear it is worse than dating apps here. All the providers are 10 years older, 40 lbs heavier, and baby damaged. I got the need so I set up a meet with her: [URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/59736926/6362438323[/URL].

I liked her ad and photos, set up a qv in for 100. I did ask if pics were real and recent and told her I would leave if they weren't. She assured me they were and "I would not be disappointed. " Cue Morgan Freeman's voice: "Sadly, he would be disappointed. ".

After some back and forth about slow elevators and "be right there", she finally showed up. 10-15 years older (or lots of mileage on the odometer), 30 lbs heavier, especially in the thighs, and bleach damaged pink hair. It looked like scarecrow hair.

I said, "I told you I would leave if your pictures aren't recent. You look nothing like your ad photos. I am leaving. ".

Right on cue she lost her shit and turns into a ghetto rat, stomping, screaming, cursing. Threatening to call the police. I said go ahead and walked away. Thankfully I parked a few streets away and she stopped following me because she was barefooted. I am not loving the selection in STL lately. I enjoy all ages, sizes, and shapes of women but I insist on knowing what to expect and hate to be catfished. YMMV but I blocked her. I also won't bother putting a review on LC because she will just take it down.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ChrisHansen92;5254370]So Thank you first sir for that review. I am reading it thinking it's is going to end like most bad reviews right? He toftt and it ends; I was thinking with the little head, I know better but, I was already there and so, I saw all the red flags but went ahead, I should have left then but. But wait this guy Man's up and calls a Catfish what it is and walks away. He walks away. Like we all should and leaves her unpaid to maybe learn a lesson (probably not). Stop paying and going along with fake Catfish pictures. Say NO and walk away put your money back in your pocket. Tell them when you show up and you have been deceived your money and you will walk. Seriously try it you will be okay and survive.[/QUOTE]As always, I always ask for a picture with a thumb down or a picture of the front asset without face. If I don't get a confirmation pic, I don't go. I learn from my past experience; three times and a few hundred dollar losses. Once you lay the donation on a desk and the hoe gets her hands on it, it's gone.

[QUOTE=ChrisHansen92;5254370]So Thank you first sir for that review. I am reading it thinking it's is going to end like most bad reviews right? He toftt and it ends; I was thinking with the little head, I know better but, I was already there and so, I saw all the red flags but went ahead, I should have left then but. But wait this guy Man's up and calls a Catfish what it is and walks away. He walks away. Like we all should and leaves her unpaid to maybe learn a lesson (probably not). Stop paying and going along with fake Catfish pictures. Say NO and walk away put your money back in your pocket. Tell them when you show up and you have been deceived your money and you will walk. Seriously try it you will be okay and survive.[/QUOTE]Agree 100%.

Been there a few times myself over the years and I do the exact same thing at this point. It's one thing when a provider to embellishes "a little" on her pics using those stupid filters-that is just the world we are in nowadays-as long as she still looks quite close in person, but if I get there and she looks like she belongs at an airport sniffing luggage or her body looks like she just swallowed a small child I just tell her "sorry but your appearance is nothing like the young and slender cute girl in your advertised pics and that is what I was expecting" and I just leave.
I now always ask about her pics (how recent are they?) and will try getting a same day verification pic before agreeing to set up anything and let her know beforehand if she looks wildly different in person than she "advertises" I will turn around and walk right out and not give one single fuck about it-in my experience is if she knows her pics are extremely over filtered/really old bullshit this is the point where she will cease responding because she now knows you are not some newbie.

More guys need to start doing this.

Good Luck!

Curious of thoughts on top Illinois providers. What's everyone's thoughts on the must see's in Illinois?

[QUOTE=DVelvet69;5255335]Agree 100%.

Been there a few times myself over the years and I do the exact same thing at this point. It's one thing when a provider to embellishes "a little" on her pics using those stupid filters-that is just the world we are in nowadays-as long as she still looks quite close in person, but if I get there and she looks like she belongs at an airport sniffing luggage or her body looks like she just swallowed a small child I just tell her "sorry but your appearance is nothing like the young and slender cute girl in your advertised pics and that is what I was expecting" and I just leave.
I now always ask about her pics (how recent are they?) and will try getting a same day verification pic before agreeing to set up anything and let her know beforehand if she looks wildly different in person than she "advertises" I will turn around and walk right out and not give one single fuck about it-in my experience is if she knows her pics are extremely over filtered/really old bullshit this is the point where she will cease responding because she now knows you are not some newbie.

More guys need to start doing this.

Good Luck![/QUOTE]Over the years, I've walked away a several times. Leave them bitching and yelling.

[QUOTE=King50;5253616]Does anyone know if Lindsey does more than just and Nuru in a session?

[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/59729924/6362339274[/URL][/QUOTE]Setup a date with her last week for some nuru. Got to the parking lot. Got the text to come in the building and up a flight of stairs and she'd meet me at the door. The second I proceeded to open the door to her building got a text saying her landlord just popped up can we reschedule. Texted her back saying I could wait and received no response after that. She's bad business.

[QUOTE=King50;5253616]Does anyone know if Lindsey does more than just and Nuru in a session?

[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/59729924/6362339274[/URL][/QUOTE]She will cancel you at the last min then ghost you. Not worth the effort. Area and prices are tempting but don't fall for it.

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[QUOTE=Badboy2;5258105]The new dynamic duo, for those who enjoy mature ladies. The ladies are just getting hotter by the day as summer approaches. Yeesh.

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A busty blonde just arrived in the lou. I called her. She asked for my race. She said 2 roses for hhr and 3 for hr. I've not had a chance to see her.

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[QUOTE=Badboy2;5258105]The new dynamic duo, for those who enjoy mature ladies. The ladies are just getting hotter by the day as summer approaches. Yeesh.

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Where are we at with Tia these days? Her reviews have disappeared. A couple of mongers said she was the best in STL. My only personal encounter with Tia went horrible. But, my well has run dry. Even my UTR's are dropping out of the game. Tia looks like the only ho I'd toss a bone to.

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[QUOTE=TimeMaker;5250041]Why don't you go try and let us know she don't like older guys that's a turn off for us older guys I bet since you don't see much of her body so new take one for us.

Time.[/QUOTE]Nice lady, good attitude. She does indeed have quite a stomach, but gives good service. Beware though, she does do BB.

[QUOTE=King50;5258541]A busty blonde just arrived in the lou. I called her. She asked for my race. She said 2 roses for hhr and 3 for hr. I've not had a chance to see her.

[URL]https://www.adultlook.com/p/3116373[/URL][/QUOTE]If you search on Kimberly you'll find my review from 2018. The pics are real, she's hot, everything covered. And of course she's a little bigger than the pics, but not in a bad way, as of 2018.