Older, perhaps, but wiser?
Masmanb,
You have written five reports and in each one you have proclaimed that you have vast experience, but in each case you have also noted that you left disappointed. In fact, you reviewed Oasis twice, which by my calculation represents approximately 40% of your reports to date. In all of your years as a Hobbyist, have you in fact ever had a good experience? If so, would you care to share it with the rest of us?
Thank you.
BA
[QUOTE=Masmanb]In short, second time, shame on me. My only excuse, I must be losing brain cells in my later years. Thought I would give this place a second chance because of the previous review on this board and something deep-inside me thought, maybe the closing and re-opening might bring a new outlook on the place.
Called up, had an opening later that evening, so I took it. Rang the door bell, was let in by a very polite, kept woman, who did not share her name with me, despite my three attempts at asking; not sure if it's a one-woman operation, but sure seemed so. Decided to try the Thai massage, thought the stretching would be good for the old bones. Get into the room, no door, just a curtain, get undressed, lay on a mat. Starts off with your normal towel on back and hand press. Then, for me it went downhill.
To begin, in my opinion she has absolutely no training. I am older and have more experience than a large majority of readers and members of this board; therefore, I know what I am talking about. Well this lady just starts digging her elbows and knuckles all over my body. I am not talking about your run-of- the-mill deep tissue; I am talking about straight-up digging. Well, I nicely turn around and tell her to just use her palms. And she begins this weird body rub, hands are all over the place. It has me more flustered then relaxed. I finally asked her to stretch me, if she can, she makes an attempted too and I am thinking, well, it's better then what she was doing. Here comes the kicker minutes later she straight-up sneezes on me. I am not kidding absolutely gross. That pretty much did it, got up, got dressed and left.
All this being said, she was a very polite lady, well dressed and kept. However, it's the same old operation as before. Your experience may vary, but I can't see how much better it can actually get.[/QUOTE]
Being sneezed on is no laughing matter...
I've had that happen to me before and I laughed when I read about that in Masmanb's post.
I agree with Bubba, it is good that he's at least posting. Not like I'm anyone to talk anyway, I think this is my first post in at least 2 years so Masmanb has got me beat by 5.
Also, it's good to see you're still around Bubba. I'm not sure if you remember me, I was pretty active on the CT boards a while ago. I also notice Sarang Haeyo has changed his nickname and is posting again... so I thought I might as well kick around the tires again.
Anyway, I'll start contributing again from now on.
-Stay safe
What about viruses on the hands?
[QUOTE=HappyDave]As my Dr. told me you cant catch an STD from a hand job. However you can catch the flue or a cold from the person giving it to you.
The thing I hate the most is when I am at an amp and she is sniffling and coughing.
Ps. I also watch to make sure the sheets are changed. RI for some reason they use cloth and in MA its usualy paper.[/QUOTE]I am not a doctor just playing one on the Internet right now.
What if your " pee pee" to use medical jargon gets direct hand contact with a hand that may have a viral wart or comes into contact with who know what then touches Mr pee pee it is probably more an issue with a SW than an AMP.
Just my 2 cents, Common sense tells me anything is possible and practice safe common sense.