It's been a while, like September. Good to see you back.
[QUOTE=Greenhornet57; 1146589]I was hankering for a good massage + HE, and again was tired of my usual spots. The CH on lampert doesn't have a shower. There's another one on the same street that advertises on CL, so I figured,"birds of a feather, flock together" right? I call to ask if they had a shower, then proceeded to head on over.
The moment I walked in, I noticed an older (read much older) provider. Now I'm praying to God, Buddha, Odin, and Shiva that she's not going to be my provider and merely the MM.
I'm lead to a room and I ask her to use the shower. At this point she yells to this person in the back something in Chinese. The person who responded sounded much younger, so here I am thinking wooo. There's is hope! I leave the shower and go back to the room. Then. The same provider that greeted me walked in. Ohh how you have forsaken me massage gods. I don't even bother to touch, just laid there and hoped for at least a good massage. The massage was ok. Probably a 5/10. Not awful, but not fantastic either. Did rub the ass, but no teasing at all.
I figured I'd leave this one up to fate. The lights are dim, and if I used a lot of imagination, and if she instigated then so be it. On the flip my boys hang out and surprisingly I'm at attention (It was all the ass rubbing, I swear). I feign oops, and she covered me back up. I usually do that to tell them hey I'm not shy about you seeing my junk. Another few minutes of an avg massage, and I think towards the end she sorta rubbed around to see if I'd bite. But at this point, I'm thinking I'd rather save my extra 20 bucks and not be traumatized.
Damage. 6.2 If I had a. 1 I'd use that as a tip, but stupid ATM's only dispense 20's. Won't be coming back. [/QUOTE]