The Rat Trap

George,

Where are you getting this stuff? I am guessing the bathroom stall at the middle school.

Your material isn't funny. It just isn't.

C3.

[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;2816694]1. The government is going to start paying extra benefits to single gay men like Chriss looking for a partner. They going to call it 'Knob Seekers Allowance'.

2. Chriss was once sent home from school for wearing a bra to class.

3. Chriss daddy put a 'Princess on Board' sign on his car window the day after gay midget Chriss come out of the cabinet.

4. Chriss ask his daddy can a boy get another boy pregnant? His daddy say of course not. Chriss tell his boyfriend: 'see I told you BlowMyMt, ever thing will be okay'.

5. Chriss say it really not that fun being gay because his friends are always moaning behind his back.

6. Chriss learn today that Vaseline stimulate hair growth. He now understand why his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} have pony tails coming out there ass.

7. A fairy granted Chriss 3 wishes. So Chriss ask that all gay men be remove from earth. Chriss never got his other two wishes.

8. If Chriss ever write a book it sure to be called '50 Shades of Gay'.

9. I just logged in to Facebook and saw a status update saying: 'out in town looking for a big black dick'. I regret accepting Chriss friend request.

10. A SW just told Chriss that it would really turn her on to watch Chriss suck off another man. Chriss didn't realize she know about the first one, much less seen him do it.

11. Chriss knew for sure he was gay when he bent over and saw 4 balls.

12. It is hardly news that Chriss and his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} prefer dicks. Most pussies do.

13. I ask Chriss if he hear the joke you not suppose to tell gay people? He say: 'no'. I say: 'exactly'.

14. Chriss say last night was the best sex he ever have. Finally. He fuck a man and he like it.

15. Chriss ask the McDonald worker for a small shake. The worker tell Chriss to fuck-off as he quickly zip up his pants and walk away from the urinal.

16. Chriss is against gay marriage. He say his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} will want weddings and Chriss is to cheap.

17. Chriss is big X-Files fan. He create the effect of being abducted and probed by aliens by drinking 3 full bottles of vodka in a gay bar.

18. When Chriss boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} die and are cremated, since they was such good lovers Chriss going to dump they ashes in a pot of chili so they can tear up Chriss ass just one more time.

19. One day Chriss boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} walk in Chriss bedroom and find him on all fours being spit-roasted by two big black men. One was balls deep in Chriss ass and the other was pissing down Chriss throat. Chriss look up red faced and said: 'please don't tell the board about this'. Oops, SECRET'S OUT!

20. News Flash for Chriss: Researchers are close to discover why some people have natural protection against catching HIV. Not having the urge to put you dick in another man butt may very well have some thing to do with it.

21. Chriss and his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} are gay Jehovah's Witnesses. They only knock on your back door.

Later, LOSERS {they be Homer, and his girls HomoHunter and BlowMyHomer}.

The Three MuskeLOSERS![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Camera3;2817074]George,

Where are you getting this stuff? I am guessing the bathroom stall at the middle school.

Your material isn't funny. It just isn't.

C3.[/QUOTE]ROTFF.

TrailHunter.

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While it was funny, it really was, it's not something I can allow even on this thread.

Sorry,

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[QUOTE=Camera3;2817074]George,

Where are you getting this stuff? I am guessing the bathroom stall at the middle school.

Your material isn't funny. It just isn't.

C3.[/QUOTE]Georgie, you going to add Camera3 to your lame jokes? Lololol.

TrailHunter.

[QUOTE=TrailHunter;2817268]Georgie, you going to add Camera3 to your lame jokes? Lololol.

TrailHunter.[/QUOTE]Afraid not, Camera3 is not the asshole that you are. Camera3 is welcome to his opinion.

[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;2817377]Afraid not, Camera3 is not the asshole that you are. Camera3 is welcome to his opinion.[/QUOTE]You ' chicken-shit ' punk, so easy, so weak. ROTFF.

TH.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2817074]George,

Where are you getting this stuff? I am guessing the bathroom stall at the middle school.

Your material isn't funny. It just isn't.

C3.[/QUOTE]Brutha George was sounding more like that disgraced VA senator George Allen.

He could have typed "macaca" 500 times and have come off funnier.

Or at least "funny".

As is, he just sounded sad and strange.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2817041]Just helping out PartyCaptainPimpVino with his Cassie since he is trying to promote.

Swag.[/QUOTE]Where did you find these swags?

Good stuff.

Still luv her. Her body is ridiculous.

[QUOTE=Whathesaid;2817813]Brutha George was sounding more like that disgraced VA senator George Allen.

He could have typed "macaca" 500 times and have come off funnier.

Or at least "funny".

As is, he just sounded sad and strange.[/QUOTE]Does the chicken-shit continue to embarrass himself by posting LAME jokes? Or does the chicken-shit stop posting bad childish jokes to stop the bashing? LOL.

TH.

[QUOTE=TrailHunter;2818075]Does the chicken-shit continue to embarrass himself by posting LAME jokes? Or does the chicken-shit stop posting bad childish jokes to stop the bashing? LOL.

TH.[/QUOTE]If I was really a chicken shit as you say, I would stop posting jokes.

But I no chicken shit so I keep posting. If you don't like them than why you read them ever week? A couple bad comments don't bother me. I get alot of PM tell me they like my jokes. Guess ever one have they own opinion.

You like no thing more then for me to stop the jokes because they make fun of you and you butt-buddys Chriss and BlowMyMt. Wrong answer. You pussys not getting off the hook that easy.

I post jokes one time a week and I have 7 weeks worth all ready to go so sit back relax and pop some pop corn you gay pussy-wimps.