Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Gavon; 1133565]She's back gentlemen, in all her glory. Same looks, same slutty service (greek, rim, BBBJ, finish on her fake D's, etc.) however her prices have gone up since she's no longer working in the 'hood. 50 / entrance and 140 / service. Treated it like a mini reunion from the days of Hou's and LS so I figured it was well worth the extra two jacksons. She said she's been in her country of Peru the last couple years and wanted to come back to make some cash.

To save myself a barrage of PMs I thought I'd share with all you mongers her location info down in OC:

17932 SkyPark Circle Suite B.

Irvine, CA.

(949) 752-0855.

Have fun, she works Mon-Wed and the mamasan is very sweet so treat them well. Cheers to our vets! [/QUOTE]In the mood and called to see if Jsamine was there today. The mamasan told me she is no longer there. Does anyone know what happened?

Let me answer my own question: nice place, more high class than the typical places out there. Good service, old ladies there just like the other places. I was tricked by their advertising of young chicks, I thought maybe there would be one or two, wasn't so.

Made a trip the other day to Main Street SA, pd $40 for a half. Without going into gory details, it was a horrific experience. The 'therapist' was very, very nice, but super unattractive. I've had very plain ladies before, but this was different. She was a very heavy latina who did want to please. It was a bad move going somewhere w / out doing research, which I ALWAYS do, but I had heard it was R&T and was driving by so figured why not. Won't return. The gal up front was decent in comparison but very unfriendly. I guess it's still open due to suckers like myself.

[QUOTE=Rocco D;1143449]Anyone ever hit Venus foot massage in GG? I had a hankerin' for a $20 foot massage and went there and was turned away since they were booked for hours. Apparently the said it's typically appointment only, except on off hours. Anyone know if the gals are decent looking? Most places have hideious chicks so it'd be nice to be rubbed by a good looking girl.[/QUOTE]

Gentlemen,

Although I really love AMPs, I find that in the OC the proprietors of these fine establishments are generally not receptive to the idea of one hour sessions. For me, a half hour feels too rushed and I do not enjoy the time. At see squared I have been able to talk them into 45 minute sessions, which is better but I still really do prefer the full hour, which is more of the norm at AMPs in places like Rhode Island, Dallas, and even San Diego county.

In my last two visits to SoCal, I've gone with a few agencies that offer one hour service instead, and I suppose I can just keep going that route. But I'd like to hear some perspective on this from some other OC guys. Do you know places where a full hour is acceptable? What would you tip for a full hour? Can you offer a strategy for setting up a one hour appointment?

Many Thanks,

LM

When you refer to "AMPs" it's unclear which type you are referring to. There are those that offer F / S where you really don't get much (if any) massage and yes they typically prefer 1/2 hr sessions. But the true AMPs where you can get a real massage and maybe a HE but no F / S have no problem with an hour session. That is mainly what I frequent as I love a great massage with HE. I have never had anyone have a problem with a full hour at those establishments.

[QUOTE=La Muerte; 1144921]Gentlemen,

Although I really love AMPs, I find that in the OC the proprietors of these fine establishments are generally not receptive to the idea of one hour sessions. For me, a half hour feels too rushed and I do not enjoy the time. At see squared I have been able to talk them into 45 minute sessions, which is better but I still really do prefer the full hour, which is more of the norm at AMPs in places like Rhode Island, Dallas, and even San Diego county.

In my last two visits to SoCal, I've gone with a few agencies that offer one hour service instead, and I suppose I can just keep going that route. But I'd like to hear some perspective on this from some other OC guys. Do you know places where a full hour is acceptable? What would you tip for a full hour? Can you offer a strategy for setting up a one hour appointment?

Many Thanks,

LM[/QUOTE]

I would venture to say TheOCman is 100% accurate with this statement.

[QUOTE=TheOCman;1145011]When you refer to "AMPs" it's unclear which type you are referring to. There are those that offer F / S where you really don't get much (if any) massage and yes they typically prefer 1/2 hr sessions. But the true AMPs where you can get a real massage and maybe a HE but no F / S have no problem with an hour session. That is mainly what I frequent as I love a great massage with HE. I have never had anyone have a problem with a full hour at those establishments.[/QUOTE]

Every real R&T massage joint I've been to are ok with an hour. Most of my regulars don't offer FS so they're happy to give the full hour R&T. As far as tip, depends I guess on what you're getting, hard to say, you refer to C-Squared so I assume you're more FS or similar. But if you want a real solid massage with a little touchy at the end, OC is full of these places. CM has a ton, RTFF for specifics, you'll see.

[QUOTE=La Muerte; 1144921]Gentlemen,

Although I really love AMPs, I find that in the OC the proprietors of these fine establishments are generally not receptive to the idea of one hour sessions. For me, a half hour feels too rushed and I do not enjoy the time. At see squared I have been able to talk them into 45 minute sessions, which is better but I still really do prefer the full hour, which is more of the norm at AMPs in places like Rhode Island, Dallas, and even San Diego county.

In my last two visits to SoCal, I've gone with a few agencies that offer one hour service instead, and I suppose I can just keep going that route. But I'd like to hear some perspective on this from some other OC guys. Do you know places where a full hour is acceptable? What would you tip for a full hour? Can you offer a strategy for setting up a one hour appointment?

Many Thanks,

LM[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Vocoon;1144529]In the mood and called to see if Jsamine was there today. The mamasan told me she is no longer there. Does anyone know what happened?[/QUOTE]This is a total bummer! I went 2 weeks ago based on Gavon's description. Been searching a long time for someone that speaks greek. Was THRILLED that Jasmine met my expectations and exceeded. If anyone knows where she went, please let us know! Thanks!

[QUOTE=TheOCman;1145011]When you refer to "AMPs" it's unclear which type you are referring to. There are those that offer F / S where you really don't get much (if any) massage and yes they typically prefer 1/2 hr sessions. But the true AMPs where you can get a real massage and maybe a HE but no F / S have no problem with an hour session. That is mainly what I frequent as I love a great massage with HE. I have never had anyone have a problem with a full hour at those establishments.[/QUOTE]OCMan et al,

Thank you for the replies, and pardon the lack of clarity. Indeed, my question is specific to the FS establishments, such as C-squared and the like. I realize that the massage at such places is perfunctory, but I still like to take my time. I often give the girl a massage (I've taken classes on it before) , as I enjoy touching and studying her body in the process. I also enjoy the challenge of getting them to relax a bit, which is possible if I take my time and do a proper 30. 40 minute massage. For this the hour-long session is needed.

For the full hour I'm willing to tip extra (say $.4 instead of $). Would you recommend making that point to the mama? Or, any other ideas? Thanks in advance.

LM

Sorry to hear that, mongers. I'll look into it and see if she resurfaces somewhere closer to her home in the San Fernando Valley. For now you'll have to keep searching for a freaky greek provider.

I was over on Ponderosa in Santa Ana picking up some medicinal herbs when I saw a couple of massage places. I wasn't sure if they were strictly foot massage joints due to the signage but got the idea they offered full body. I didn't remember reading about these places here so I decided to TOFFT. Upon entering unit B, I got the impression that they were definitely not upscale or feet only, and was greeted by 30ish short asian lady with rather large bolt-ons. She confirmed they did full body massage, showed me to a room and collected my. 6 for the hour.

The place was a little small and cluttered, definitely not a higher end "spa", no shower and a rather makeshift bathroom. I got a good feeling about this. After undressing and laying without the towel on the massage table, the same lady came in to give me my massage, I don't think anyone else was there at the time. She started a little massaging, then reached over and put the towel on me. When I told her I didn't need it and removed it, she giggled and left it off. The massage itself was ok, she walked on my back for a while as well. After a couple of minutes, I let my hands start wandering and met no resistance.

During the massage, she let my hands wander everywhere I wanted, but wouldn't let me touch the boobs under her shirt. Over the shirt was ok, rubbing her V through the pants was ok, but no touchy the boobs under the shirt. She wasn't wearing a bra so it would have been soooo easy, but she was good at using her arms to guide my hand away when I got under the shirt.

So, after lots of teasing, she asked my to flip. She oiled the lower area without touching anything important. She teased some more and finally asked if I wanted oil for my hand. What? No, I said the oil on her hands was just fine with me. She giggled and said no, then guided my hand for some self help. I've read about girls that do this but never ran into one myself. I thought "Well, I coulda saved myself some money and just stayed home for this" but what the hell here I was with her rubbing everywhere except there, so I took matters into my own hands.

She acted like she really got into that and finally shoved the boobs in my face so hard I thought I was going to be smothered. Apparently that was exactly what I needed.

Afterwards, she cleaned my up, gave me a nice sweet kiss and a cup of water. She was very nice about the whole thing, and I loved those boobs so she got the standard. 4 tip even though I had to finish myself.

All in all, not an unpleasant experience but I will not go back since I know I can get much more bang for my buck elsewhere.

At least you got that much. I've been there a few times and got light teasing just once, and the rest was legit massage. Been there a few times and have just given up. That place is actually in here, there are many TOFFT at that place. The foot place and the one next to it are owned by the same people.

[QUOTE=TheOCman; 1145636]I was over on Ponderosa in Santa Ana picking up some medicinal herbs when I saw a couple of massage places. I wasn't sure if they were strictly foot massage joints due to the signage but got the idea they offered full body. I didn't remember reading about these places here so I decided to TOFFT. Upon entering unit B, I got the impression that they were definitely not upscale or feet only, and was greeted by 30ish short asian lady with rather large bolt-ons. She confirmed they did full body massage, showed me to a room and collected my. 6 for the hour.

The place was a little small and cluttered, definitely not a higher end "spa", no shower and a rather makeshift bathroom. I got a good feeling about this. After undressing and laying without the towel on the massage table, the same lady came in to give me my massage, I don't think anyone else was there at the time. She started a little massaging, then reached over and put the towel on me. When I told her I didn't need it and removed it, she giggled and left it off. The massage itself was ok, she walked on my back for a while as well. After a couple of minutes, I let my hands start wandering and met no resistance.

During the massage, she let my hands wander everywhere I wanted, but wouldn't let me touch the boobs under her shirt. Over the shirt was ok, rubbing her V through the pants was ok, but no touchy the boobs under the shirt. She wasn't wearing a bra so it would have been soooo easy, but she was good at using her arms to guide my hand away when I got under the shirt.

So, after lots of teasing, she asked my to flip. She oiled the lower area without touching anything important. She teased some more and finally asked if I wanted oil for my hand. What? No, I said the oil on her hands was just fine with me. She giggled and said no, then guided my hand for some self help. I've read about girls that do this but never ran into one myself. I thought "Well, I coulda saved myself some money and just stayed home for this" but what the hell here I was with her rubbing everywhere except there, so I took matters into my own hands.

She acted like she really got into that and finally shoved the boobs in my face so hard I thought I was going to be smothered. Apparently that was exactly what I needed.

Afterwards, she cleaned my up, gave me a nice sweet kiss and a cup of water. She was very nice about the whole thing, and I loved those boobs so she got the standard. 4 tip even though I had to finish myself.

All in all, not an unpleasant experience but I will not go back since I know I can get much more bang for my buck elsewhere. [/QUOTE]

Hey guys, travelling monger here. It finally happened to me. An AMP that had no intention of an HE. Here's the story.

My hotel, (the Ayres) is right across the street from this place (bristol and Santa Ana) and I saw their sign so I did some research. No mention on this site, as far back as I've checked, but listed in ********. Com. So I called and the rate was. 6 / hr plus a free table massage. Moseyd on over. Greeted by Holly, a tall 30's thin and semi pretty. Not a bad start. Went into the room and she told me table massage at end, after massage. OK a new experience let's see.

Well she came in, I'm naked face down and she puts a small sheet over me. I'm thinking Oh dear. Not good. Well I've had massages that start this way in Asia and end real good, so I'm not too bummed. Yet. She used a very warm oil and the massage on my back, legs and especially my butt was very good. Absolutely no teasing of the boys. I flipped and she made a little cover of the sheet and kept it over my boys the entire time, even tho I moved it once. No protest, she just put it back. Now I'm sure nothing is going to happen there, so I just layed back and enjoyed her hands. Her soft touch is amazing, and quite sensual, which is why I was surprised there wasn't even the hint that it might be available. She finished and asked if I'm ready for shower, so I said,"can I get a happy ending?" She said no. I said please, she smiled, said no. Oh well.

Off to the table shower which is really cool! It is an actual fiberglass table shower with a shower head like in the crippled showers on a metal flexible tube. Now that was fun. I did not want to get up. The warm water and her bathing me, (while taking care to keep the boys covered with a washcloth) felt great. The combination of the oil she used and the soap she washed me with, really left my skin feeling good too. So all in all not a bad experience. Gave her a Jackson because the massage and shower were very good.

Now just a question on protocol for my next visit. Is it proper to leave the tip in plain sight to let her know that I am wanting a HE? I know in some areas I travel that's how it's done. Should I have asked her how much for an HE? Should I have just offered. 4? Please PM me. I'd appreciate the help. Anyone coming to St. Louis or Memphis, please let me know.

Cheers,

HD2

[QUOTE=Horn Dog Too; 1146520]Hey guys, travelling monger here. It finally happened to me. An AMP that had no intention of an HE. Here's the story.

My hotel, (the Ayres) is right across the street from this place (bristol and Santa Ana) and I saw their sign so I did some research. No mention on this site, as far back as I've checked, but listed in. Com. So I called and the rate was. 6 / hr plus a free table massage. Moseyd on over. Greeted by Holly, a tall 30's thin and semi pretty. Not a bad start. Went into the room and she told me table massage at end, after massage. OK a new experience let's see.

Well she came in, I'm naked face down and she puts a small sheet over me. I'm thinking Oh dear. Not good. Well I've had massages that start this way in Asia and end real good, so I'm not too bummed. Yet. She used a very warm oil and the massage on my back, legs and especially my butt was very good. Absolutely no teasing of the boys. I flipped and she made a little cover of the sheet and kept it over my boys the entire time, even tho I moved it once. No protest, she just put it back. Now I'm sure nothing is going to happen there, so I just layed back and enjoyed her hands. Her soft touch is amazing, and quite sensual, which is why I was surprised there wasn't even the hint that it might be available. She finished and asked if I'm ready for shower, so I said,"can I get a happy ending?" She said no. I said please, she smiled, said no. Oh well.

Off to the table shower which is really cool! It is an actual fiberglass table shower with a shower head like in the crippled showers on a metal flexible tube. Now that was fun. I did not want to get up. The warm water and her bathing me, (while taking care to keep the boys covered with a washcloth) felt great. The combination of the oil she used and the soap she washed me with, really left my skin feeling good too. So all in all not a bad experience. Gave her a Jackson because the massage and shower were very good.

Now just a question on protocol for my next visit. Is it proper to leave the tip in plain sight to let her know that I am wanting a HE? I know in some areas I travel that's how it's done. Should I have asked her how much for an HE? Should I have just offered. 4? Please PM me. I'd appreciate the help. Anyone coming to St. Louis or Memphis, please let me know.

Cheers,

HD2[/QUOTE]What I find to be generally true is that you can gauge the nature of an AMP from when they offer the table shower. A shower before the massage likely means they want you to be clean for the fun that is about to ensue. A shower at the end likely means they're going to wash the oil off of you at the end of your legit massage (although I suppose HR is sometimes available in this scenario. But certainly not a guarantee).

LM

Typically, as far as I'm aware. The policy is you do not talk about fight club.

Basically if you ask, or mention it. You're done. Maybe point, move the towel, touch her legs, move up to her ass, etc. But if you talk or ask, I think you're as good as toast. Again, just IMO.

[QUOTE=Horn Dog Too; 1146520]Hey guys, travelling monger here. It finally happened to me. An AMP that had no intention of an HE. Here's the story.

My hotel, (the Ayres) is right across the street from this place (bristol and Santa Ana) and I saw their sign so I did some research. No mention on this site, as far back as I've checked, but listed in. Com. So I called and the rate was. 6 / hr plus a free table massage. Moseyd on over. Greeted by Holly, a tall 30's thin and semi pretty. Not a bad start. Went into the room and she told me table massage at end, after massage. OK a new experience let's see.

Well she came in, I'm naked face down and she puts a small sheet over me. I'm thinking Oh dear. Not good. Well I've had massages that start this way in Asia and end real good, so I'm not too bummed. Yet. She used a very warm oil and the massage on my back, legs and especially my butt was very good. Absolutely no teasing of the boys. I flipped and she made a little cover of the sheet and kept it over my boys the entire time, even tho I moved it once. No protest, she just put it back. Now I'm sure nothing is going to happen there, so I just layed back and enjoyed her hands. Her soft touch is amazing, and quite sensual, which is why I was surprised there wasn't even the hint that it might be available. She finished and asked if I'm ready for shower, so I said,"can I get a happy ending?" She said no. I said please, she smiled, said no. Oh well.

Off to the table shower which is really cool! It is an actual fiberglass table shower with a shower head like in the crippled showers on a metal flexible tube. Now that was fun. I did not want to get up. The warm water and her bathing me, (while taking care to keep the boys covered with a washcloth) felt great. The combination of the oil she used and the soap she washed me with, really left my skin feeling good too. So all in all not a bad experience. Gave her a Jackson because the massage and shower were very good.

Now just a question on protocol for my next visit. Is it proper to leave the tip in plain sight to let her know that I am wanting a HE? I know in some areas I travel that's how it's done. Should I have asked her how much for an HE? Should I have just offered. 4? Please PM me. I'd appreciate the help. Anyone coming to St. Louis or Memphis, please let me know.

Cheers,

HD2[/QUOTE]

I was hankering for a good massage + HE, and again was tired of my usual spots. The CH on lampert doesn't have a shower. There's another one on the same street that advertises on CL, so I figured,"birds of a feather, flock together" right? I call to ask if they had a shower, then proceeded to head on over.

The moment I walked in, I noticed an older (read much older) provider. Now I'm praying to God, Buddha, Odin, and Shiva that she's not going to be my provider and merely the MM.

I'm lead to a room and I ask her to use the shower. At this point she yells to this person in the back something in Chinese. The person who responded sounded much younger, so here I am thinking wooo. There's is hope! I leave the shower and go back to the room. Then. The same provider that greeted me walked in. Ohh how you have forsaken me massage gods. I don't even bother to touch, just laid there and hoped for at least a good massage. The massage was ok. Probably a 5/10. Not awful, but not fantastic either. Did rub the ass, but no teasing at all.

I figured I'd leave this one up to fate. The lights are dim, and if I used a lot of imagination, and if she instigated then so be it. On the flip my boys hang out and surprisingly I'm at attention (It was all the ass rubbing, I swear). I feign oops, and she covered me back up. I usually do that to tell them hey I'm not shy about you seeing my junk. Another few minutes of an avg massage, and I think towards the end she sorta rubbed around to see if I'd bite. But at this point, I'm thinking I'd rather save my extra 20 bucks and not be traumatized.

Damage. 6.2 If I had a. 1 I'd use that as a tip, but stupid ATM's only dispense 20's. Won't be coming back.