Escort Ura, the nightmare on Elm street!
0. Title of ad: The perfect get away.
1. Looks and authentic picture: weak 4; She is girl in picture and that isn't saying much! Significant baby damage. Very homely looking. Lots of tats. Is not a Penelope Cruz look alike by any stretch although picture kinda makes you believe this.
2. Attitude: less than 1, if that's possible. Very rude and argumentative.
3. Hygiene: 8.
4. Environment: 7; would give a 10 but laying on sheets everyone else uses is disgusting plus she squirts all over these sheets. Other than that, very nice environment. Oh, I forgot, room temp was hot!
5. Lucidity: 7. Not sure if she was on something but behavior became a bit erratic.
6. Professionalism: Less than 0 if that's possible.
7. Pimp: saw no one.
8. Smoker: didn't smell.
9. Safe motel or place of business: better than mid-level; safe.
10. Will I repeat: When donkeys fly, I'll repeat! Gents, please focus on what I'm going to say next: It is my belief that the person who posted a review of this girl is the provider herself. I asked the reviewer about baby damage to her belly and this person specifically told me he didn't notice anything. I thought this was strange because a friend of mine got into a pissing contest with her a while back because he inquired about her stomach she hides in her ad and she laid him out! So after I read the review on here and was told it wasn't an issue at all I thought this was very strange especially given how my buddy said she gave him the right act. Anyhow when she took clothes off, YES! There is significant baby damage. Body is not cute at all. She is definitely a clock watcher. She began to complain about the time left which was still about 8 minutes and I advised her to please don't clock watch like that because that has negative effects on a client's performance and trust me I was working very very hard. She told me she had things to do. You'd think she would have let this go but at this point she became extremely argumentative telling me from A-Z about her time and how much I paid for (which I didn't pay anything mind you- there is more to this part; PM for details). So at this time I couldn't do anything else and told her I'll do myself and of course she said "not on her!" If the reviewer on here is legit, he probably only had a decent time because, according to him, he gave her 200. I can assure you she isn't worth 200 on her best day but this is what also leads me to believe this is a self review; I might be wrong but the signs are all there. I cannot reiterate the more of how argumentative this woman is. She told me she creates an oasis to take us away from our significant others; that she creates a kind of paradise and how she has a degree in sexuality and such; well sweetheart, all I can say is you should not be getting your degree from Wal-Mart in the grocery department. And talking about an oasis, I felt like I was home arguing about dumb stuff with the significant other! She begged me not to write this review and to just leave it alone but guys, I can't do that to you. You can see her if you want, that's up to you but just know that she is not very attractive by any means and she is a very rude, mean, and unprofessional person. As I said, when my buddy told me about his encounter with her, I guess one can chalk it up as an isolated incident but my own experience tells me that this is a person with erratic behavior. I'm a very nice and a patient guy but when I'm treated like trash as she treated me, there are consequences. I read where you guys talk a lot about not giving gifts till after session and I am so glad for this advice because it worked perfectly for me!
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She was ran out of our area
[QUOTE=JaxQt;2282230]So just got home from being robbed, fun stuff. Hit up Star and was at her incall location shortly. She didn't seem very nice on the phone, but shrugged it off. Got to her incall location in downtown and went up to her room. I've never had any problems doing so, but gave her the donation up front 80 for HH. In hindsight, this was a stupid move. Now the red flags start popping up after she has my money. She lets me know her female friend is in the bathroom. Then a white guy comes in the room, apparently it's the boyfriend of the girl in the bathroom. The girl comes out of the bathroom and I'm suddenly in a room full of people. Star leaves to pick up drugs apparently and stops answering her phone. I get kicked out of the room because supposedly the girl from the bathroom has a client coming up. I'm so tired of this hobby and haven't been very active recently because of all the BS. This is just icing on the cake. I'm about done with it all. STAY FAR AWAY from this one, she will definitely rob you. She's a friend of Shay, nuff said. Pictures included below in case she changes her number or removes her ad. You have been warned.
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910.265.3549
[ATTACH=CONFIG]353930[/ATTACH][ATTACH=CONFIG]353931[/ATTACH][ATTACH=CONFIG]353932[/ATTACH].[/QUOTE]We mongers in the Fayetteville, Nc area always put the word out on this dirty provider. She quickly got a rep for robbing and stealing and every time she returns we quickly put the word out and she moves on because she can't get very much business. I suggest that your guys do the same when she comes back around. I think with the road she travels, someone is going to get seriously hurt or worse and its just a matter of time.
Lex.
Snarly Face Jordins Customized Personal Attention
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Hello there kind sir! My name's Jordin and I provide customized personal attention to your needs. I'm 5'3 117 lbs. Real and recent pics. 80/ sessions. Located in orange park off of college and blanding blvd. Please call 904-XXX-XXXX To set up an apt!! Hope to see you soon!! Poster's age: 27 Location: Orange Park-Fleming Island, Orange park.
Anybody seen Ms. Snarly Face recently? Lives in a nasty, flop house off Blanding in south OP. I saw her about a year ago for a more involved session but after seeing the place, getting her price and somewhat of a bad vibe, I decided to walk, but the little head hesitated and I settled for a quick stress release unmemorable overpriced HJ. I'd consider seeing her again as I do have this unfullfilled, girl next door, baby sitter kinda fantasy but would only do so if she is stellar, which I doubt. Just wondering whether I should write her off for good. Thanks.
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They are pretty and entertaining, not expected to know how a mirror works
This is more for entertainment value.
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Agreed. Not the girl in the pics.
[QUOTE=RuggerForFun;2283063]I have only seen her once in the flesh. And in my opinion. She is NOT the girl in the pics. Unless they were taken years ago. She is much more tan than the girl in the pics, heavier, and not as fresh looking. She is nice but not as attractive as the girl in the pics.[/QUOTE]But still very fun.