You are right Shy is running that 225 lb or more jelly juggling unshapely elephant azz out of the Azaela Motel. Her face is a mess and a girl who once was a lot of fun just has lost herself. Shy is walking all hours of the day and night which shows she's got her pill addiction really bad.
The Steph you speak of I have stopped and talked to her and she thinks she is the cats meow! I told her to exit the car and let me know when she gets out of the dam litter box as her Vjay smells like a ban can of fancy feast canned cat food. She just is a bad experience to begin with.
I also saw an older heavy set blonde chick that walks like a line backer and a corn cob up her azz by the El Patio, for the guy who picks her up that she be an interesting sighting for that donuts crazed woman.
Down by 9th Ave & 4st you still have skinny Erika I wish she had some weight and better service as she's a decent looking WSW. Then you got Kim who needs to learn how to die her hair to one color, Kim used to be fun but she is really looking rough these days. I think 9th ave has become slim pickens.
Becareful as we have a BSW who thinks its a girl working behind Hess that used to be down by WaWa on 62nd ave and. So if your not careful your going to get a surprise.
Thats all I got for now.
[QUOTE=JimmyCumsALot;2095936]For my mentor, Mr. Rammer. I was in tears reading this report. By far one of the funniest in a long time. Anytime you can use pachyderm, lard azz, blubbery, and charging rhino in a report, you deserve a standing ovation. Now to some news. I was sitting atop the perch last night. I got a room at the La Quinta on 4th street and enjoyed a 12 pack while watching the scenery unfold. There were only 2 girls that were beating feet. One of the girls name is Shy. She used to post on BP, but gained about a hundred pounds. Holy crap what happened to her. I actually saw her about a year ago and couldn't believe the transformation. No way I was going to chase hungry hippo. The other girls name was Steph. I got her number a few months ago, but never connected. She was not very friendly and she looks like an angry wart hog. Both these girls were huffing and puffing all night long. Its funny what you see from up top. There was one monger who actually stopped his car on 4th st. To talk to Shy at about 1 am. And who was the monger who was jacking his stick while driving last night? The most interesting find was a girl who parked her scooter by the smoke shop and disappeared into the El Patio Motel for about half hour. She had a smoking body. She was a blonde in her early to mid twenties about 5'5" and an unbelievable ass. She was wearing these tight blue jean shorts with her ass just slightly hanging out. Then this morning, before checking out I saw her driving her scooter back to the El Patio. I got in my car and followed her as she left the motel. When she stopped, I made a gesture to her to come talk to me. Her name is Candy and she looked pretty damn good up close. She asked me what I wanted and I told her that I was just admiring her unbelievable azz. She asked if I was LE, which made me think she was down to play. I gave her my number and told her I had an hour before check out. Unfortunately, she never called me. If anyone has any info on Candy that lives in a little duplex about a quarter of a mile behind the El Patio motel. Please share.[/QUOTE]
