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So a friend of mine and I get into these somewhat odd convo.

We came up with dabbing bacon grease on our schlong and seeing a bbw provider for a BBBJ.

Side note: a lot of gals gone and a lot of new ones. Wish I had the bread to play.

Where is Mallory Brooke or even Asian jade and her Thai ass?

LOL. How about rolling some bread dough around it and tell her its a pig in a blanket. Of course adding bacon grease first. Please do not preset your oven higher than 325 degrees do not want to over cook the sausage. I'm in. Oh by the way when you CIM tell her it was an eclair and you were just kidding.

Thanks for the post.

All the guys that saw her, gave her RAVE reviews and thought she was your friend. This chick is out of control. IMHO I would change my phone, name (handle and let Admin know) to distance myself from her. JMHO.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-only-true-goddess-savanna-for-those-that-desire-purrfecttion-38/10630861[/URL]

[QUOTE=TjmHappy;2124476]All the guys that saw her, gave her RAVE reviews and thought she was your friend. This chick is out of control. IMHO I would change my phone, name (handle and let Admin know) to distance myself from her. JMHO.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-only-true-goddess-savanna-for-those-that-desire-purrfecttion-38/10630861[/URL][/QUOTE]First of all, I am NOT busting on you, Happy. I have been at the forefront of all of this. I wanted so badly to leave it alone but I can't sit back and not say anything.

Please everyone, do not change your handle. Your handle is something that you work so hard at making a good reputation on this great forum. By changing it, you fall directly into her trap. Be proud of your handle, it's part of who you are. She is trying to scare mongers from posting reviews on here for fear that you'll end up on her dreaded, (and totally erroneous,) "pimp" list on her BP ads.

Savanna has been wrong about everything. She was dead wrong about me, she was wrong about Nedley, she was wrong about Eelectri, she was wrong about Camera, she was wrong about Paige, she was wrong about Jersey and she sure is hell is wrong about A2. It's so very sad that someone that she trusts is feeding her lies and she's believing them.

She certainly has been wrong about Kaitlynn Love. Miss Whack a Doodle posted on her BP ad that Kaitlynn was using fake pics that she borrowed from Paris / Dallas. Kaitlynn proved beyond a shadow of a doubt right here on this great forum that this was not true. She simply dyed her hair blond and got a new, beautiful tatoo. Even after this evidence, Miss Far from Puurfeect1 still insisted that Kaitlynn was a B & S, using fake pics. Miss Guided then posted two of the pics of Kaitlynn on her BP ad. One showing her as a brunette and the other pic of her as a blond. A four year old child could easily tell that the pics were of the same girl! Yet, Miss Dimwit insisted in her text that was not so. She's so delusional at this point that she can't even believe the truth when it's staring her in the face.

All of her talk about her being a Goddess and a deity to be worshipped, etc certainly drive home this point. She's completely narcissistic to the point of being completely out of touch with reality.

Guys, anyone that sees her is even more delusional than she is. She is on the verge of having a complete and total mental meltdown. You'd hate to be the monger in the room when this occurs. How'd you like to have your dick in her mouth when this happens? Yikes!

I only hope that she gets the help soon that she so desperately needs. I have virtually no malice towards the girl. She has an insane stalker after her and she doesn't know who he is. It is not me, I've never even met the girl. Her fear, uncertainty and her believing of the lies that she's being fed from people that she thinks she can trust are what are causing this. So very, very sad.

Bet you won't see this post on her BP ad.

[QUOTE=TjmHappy;2124476]All the guys that saw her, gave her RAVE reviews and thought she was your friend. This chick is out of control. IMHO I would change my phone, name (handle and let Admin know) to distance myself from her. JMHO.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-only-true-goddess-savanna-for-those-that-desire-purrfecttion-38/10630861[/URL][/QUOTE]


And frankly, she was not quite my "type" of gal. She wanted me to come see her at her "incall", but, I just was not particularly attracted to her based upon her photos. I am sure Savanna is a beautiful woman, but, her photos were not enough to get me to make an appointment to see her. She was very highly reviewed by many members on this Great Board. I never had a problem with her based upon my multiple PM's with her. Though, sometimes it was hard to comprehend what she was saying due to "myriad" typographical errors that seemed to be "indigenous" to her PM's.

I am sorry things did not work out for her here on USASG.

Honestly, I hope she finds peace wherever her travels lead her.

JaguarXF.

I was thinking have multiple accounts was against rules is this proof grows has two accounts?

[QUOTE=RLP68;2124242]So a friend of mine and I get into these somewhat odd convo.

We came up with dabbing bacon grease on our schlong and seeing a bbw provider for a BBBJ.

Side note: a lot of gals gone and a lot of new ones. Wish I had the bread to play.

Where is Mallory Brooke or even Asian jade and her Thai ass?

LOL. How about rolling some bread dough around it and tell her its a pig in a blanket. Of course adding bacon grease first. Please do not preset your oven higher than 325 degrees do not want to over cook the sausage. I'm in. Oh by the way when you CIM tell her it was an eclair and you were just kidding.

Thanks for the post.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TjmHappy;2124476]All the guys that saw her, gave her RAVE reviews and thought she was your friend. This chick is out of control. IMHO I would change my phone, name (handle and let Admin know) to distance myself from her. JMHO.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-only-true-goddess-savanna-for-those-that-desire-purrfecttion-38/10630861[/URL][/QUOTE]If you look back thru all her reviews there are some from senior respected members but I have never seen so many reviews with little or no post counts that only came on here to rave about a provider as they did for her. It's not rocket science.

[QUOTE=TjmHappy;2124476]All the guys that saw her, gave her RAVE reviews and thought she was your friend. This chick is out of control. IMHO I would change my phone, name (handle and let Admin know) to distance myself from her. JMHO.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-only-true-goddess-savanna-for-those-that-desire-purrfecttion-38/10630861[/URL][/QUOTE]I've been gone awhile but this is unbelievable. As jaguar said, I wish her well.

And second, I guess talking about crazy sex ideas is frowned upon on the board. I'll try and make a separate thread for my crazy fetish ideas.

[QUOTE=Mikaeles;2124793]I was thinking have multiple accounts was against rules is this proof grows has two accounts?[/QUOTE]Report post button.

[QUOTE=Vino7373;2124770]First of all, I am NOT busting on you, Happy. I have been at the forefront of all of this. I wanted so badly to leave it alone but I can't sit back and not say anything.

Please everyone, do not change your handle. Your handle is something that you work so hard at making a good reputation on this great forum. By changing it, you fall directly into her trap. Be proud of your handle, it's part of who you are. She is trying to scare mongers from posting reviews on here for fear that you'll end up on her dreaded, (and totally erroneous,) "pimp" list on her BP ads.

Savanna has been wrong about everything. She was dead wrong about me, she was wrong about Nedley, she was wrong about Eelectri, she was wrong about Camera, she was wrong about Paige, she was wrong about Jersey and she sure is hell is wrong about A2. It's so very sad that someone that she trusts is feeding her lies and she's believing them.

She certainly has been wrong about Kaitlynn Love. Miss Whack a Doodle posted on her BP ad that Kaitlynn was using fake pics that she borrowed from Paris / Dallas. Kaitlynn proved beyond a shadow of a doubt right here on this great forum that this was not true. She simply dyed her hair blond and got a new, beautiful tatoo. Even after this evidence, Miss Far from Puurfeect1 still insisted that Kaitlynn was a B & S, using fake pics. Miss Guided then posted two of the pics of Kaitlynn on her BP ad. One showing her as a brunette and the other pic of her as a blond. A four year old child could easily tell that the pics were of the same girl! Yet, Miss Dimwit insisted in her text that was not so. She's so delusional at this point that she can't even believe the truth when it's staring her in the face.

All of her talk about her being a Goddess and a deity to be worshipped, etc certainly drive home this point. She's completely narcissistic to the point of being completely out of touch with reality.

Guys, anyone that sees her is even more delusional than she is. She is on the verge of having a complete and total mental meltdown. You'd hate to be the monger in the room when this occurs. How'd you like to have your dick in her mouth when this happens? Yikes!

I only hope that she gets the help soon that she so desperately needs. I have virtually no malice towards the girl. She has an insane stalker after her and she doesn't know who he is. It is not me, I've never even met the girl. Her fear, uncertainty and her believing of the lies that she's being fed from people that she thinks she can trust are what are causing this. So very, very sad.

Bet you won't see this post on her BP ad.[/QUOTE]Brother Vino, what I was meaning to say, is that of ANYONE got "close" to her, then then they might want to change.

I would agree with you on the point of a "break down" and that could have catastrophic consequences for some members.

Happy Mongering.

TJMhappy.

[QUOTE=PaigeSweetStuf;2125095]If you look back thru all her reviews there are some from senior respected members but I have never seen so many reviews with little or no post counts that only came on here to rave about a provider as they did for her. It's not rocket science.[/QUOTE]I have heard from a credible source that I am Paiges management and would like to know two things.

1. Why are you wasting time typing here when you should be making money?

2. I didn't get the last western union thingy, what's up with that?

[QUOTE=TRowePrice;2125228]I've been gone awhile but this is unbelievable. As jaguar said, I wish her well.

And second, I guess talking about crazy sex ideas is frowned upon on the board. I'll try and make a separate thread for my crazy fetish ideas.[/QUOTE]Hey brother, TRP, good luck with your "fetish" thread. Maybe MILF Heather will read this and be one of your charter members! Seriously, when I saw her last month, I had no idea what the fuck experience it would turn out to be, even though I had read some of her past reviews! Holy "Fisting" shit!

But, to her credit, MILF Heather did give The Jag all he could handle sexually. I was just not comfortable with her wanting to fuck my asshole with her BIG purple vibrator WHILE I was fucking her mish (My left leg up on the bed while Heather wanted to "reach around" and shove her huge "lubed up" dildo into my asshole, LOL) and I certainly was not going to "acquiesce" to her request to "fist" my Jag asshole! LOLOL.

JaguarXF.

It's like a broken record on here sometimes smh.

[QUOTE=PaigeSweetStuf;2125095]If you look back thru all her reviews there are some from senior respected members but I have never seen so many reviews with little or no post counts that only came on here to rave about a provider as they did for her. It's not rocket science.[/QUOTE]You can tell the apprehension in my post it was a fun experience but something was off that is for sure.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2125264]I have heard from a credible source that I am Paiges management and would like to know two things.

1. Why are you wasting time typing here when you should be making money?

2. I didn't get the last western union thingy, what's up with that?[/QUOTE]With all the Savanna shit going on over the past two months or so, and the Camel Toe Lover / Geneva Man BS, nothing surprises me anymore.

But Admin "pimping" for Paige Sweet Stuff from 2000 miles away in South America?? Say it aint so, Admin, say it aint so! LOL.

JaguarXF.

[blue]I'm not sure what map you're looking at but it's more like 5,000. But to answer your question, it's because A2's pimp hand is strong. LOL

A2[/blue]

[QUOTE=TRowePrice;2124223]So a friend of mine and I get into these somewhat odd convo.

We came up with dabbing bacon grease on our schlong and seeing a bbw provider for a BBBJ.

Side note: a lot of gals gone and a lot of new ones. Wish I had the bread to play.

Where is Mallory Brooke or even Asian jade and her Thai ass?[/QUOTE]Welcome back to the greatest hobby in the world. Don't know how you stayed away as long as you did!

Pass the dice, new shooter CUMMING out!