Massage Parlor Reports

You guys are debating about whether to tip or not? If the masseuse says at the start that there are no extras or that the massage is covered. Here's what you should do. Get up, request your money back, and walk out (or ask for a different masseuse)! The question is NOT whether to tip, but whether to patronize that masseuse at all. If you patronize them, you are encouraging this foolishness.

Put this in pespective. A masseuse says to you, "Yes, I do give full-body massages, but I won't massage your left arm. Sorry I just don't do that". Would you respond "ok, but no tip."? No! You would say, "sure, no problem. BTW, the door is over there on the left, don't let it hit you on the way out".

HR should not elicit any different reaction. If they advertise full body massage, then you should receive a full body massage. If they're uncomfortable giving massages then they should find a different line of work.

Why are we talking about tipping.

[QUOTE=Babycash]Why are we talking about tipping.[/QUOTE]

because;

A) It's part of the whole massage "game"
B) There are obviously differences of opinion.
C) Because we want to.

[QUOTE=Babycash]Why are we talking about tipping.[/QUOTE]

Fill in the blank: The topic of discussion here is play for ______.

On the plus side, I think the economy and some consumer education is starting to work. I'm seeing some lower prices advertised.

On a side note: anyone out there good with databases? I think it would be kinda cool to suck the states massage therapist license database into a format searchable by more than just last name or license number.

[QUOTE=Cosmok]Okay so after months of going by Latin touch (Irving park & Kennedy) I finally decided to TOFFT and as expected it sucked. I had krystal who was hot but gave a substandard massage and not a hint of extras. I should have known things were going south when I went into the massage room and laid down (no towel) and was immediately told (upon her entering) that I needed to get under the sheet. Of course she left the room while I got under the sheet. WTF. Anyway I knew it probably would end up that way but I had to try. Everyone has been warned. Unless you are looking for no extras and a decidedly uninspired massage stay away from his joint! I long for Lisunia's![/QUOTE]I've wanted to try this place too. And longing for Lisuinia's. Ain't that the truth! They'e really over too, at least at that loaction. Stopped in while buying groceries and Elmwood put stickers up in bright red to the effect that they were shut down do health code violations.

Any news on re opening in a different loaction please PM ME.

I dreamed that I went to ybur.

Four girls there, and one is fat, two are skinny and the other one is a milf.

Milf(40s) with big rack was helping me. Massage is ok, could be better.

She spent lots of time on the same spots and 45 mins on my back!

Towel always on me and avoid my little brother.

If you are looking for better massage or lousy massage but HE, find someone else. I don't kno her name and she is new there.

I'm new to forum, so not expecting a lot of feedback, but was wondering about QnQ (storefront says "Star Massage") on Ashland hear North Ave. Obviously looking for a bit more than a massage, so any tips, feedback is welcome.

Thanks

Driving up Clark I saw a new place, API Physical Therapy. Places like that are always just trying to give off the legitimate vibe, so I had some money and decided to TOFTT. I went in and asked the receptionist—this cute little spinner in professional office-wear—how much for the hour. She asked who my doctor was, and I thought, "Damn, they are really playing this shit up! " So I ask about the table shower and she pretends to be confused. I didn't have an appointment, and she seemed kind of troubled by that, but I told her we could deal with the paperwork after the fun. And man, she looked hot. I've always had a thing for chicks in business casual, so I pressed on until she asked for my referral. I told her I lost it and winked, cause you know how these sluts are. She shows me one of the rooms, and I go in there and strip down. I make sure I will be standing right in front of the door naked when she comes back in because I want her to know that I am money and ready to party, if you know what I mean. So then this other John comes in, sort of an older dude, and I'm like, "Yo bro, go get your own massage. " And he tells me to lie down and wrap myself in the towel. WTF? Send in the spinner! I'm thinking they are really playing the legit façade up, and any minute they will send her in. Then he starts massaging me to make sure I am not a cop. He gives a really great massage, but it is completely covered and he doesn't even graze the flute and bells. So I slip my hand down to his calf and begin rubbing him to make sure he knows I am not CPD so he can send in the spinner for the finish. Then he elbows me in the back of the head and I lose consciousness. I guess I will go back next paycheck and try to get the spinner. YMMV.

As reported in the spring I have been going to the Harvest on Diversy for a while and was very happy with the services of Cindy but as all good things come to an end she moved out to a place in the Burbs.

So Papason suggested Annie who almost as good a Cindy and I made regular visits to her until a couple weeks ago. She was telling me during the massage how things were slow. Then after I tipped her the regular. 5 she then complained that I should give her more because Papson only gave. 10.

I said WTF and left and never to see her again.

Instead of really taking care of regulars they start treating you like a wife.

Anyway now hunting around for someone who give a good massage follow by extras.

Dude,

When you woke up did your AHole hurt and feel all stretched out?

[QUOTE=Chi Troll]Driving up Clark I saw a new place, API Physical Therapy. Places like that are always just trying to give off the legitimate vibe, so I had some money and decided to TOFTT. I went in and asked the receptionist—this cute little spinner in professional office-wear—how much for the hour. She asked who my doctor was, and I thought, "Damn, they are really playing this shit up! " So I ask about the table shower and she pretends to be confused. I didn't have an appointment, and she seemed kind of troubled by that, but I told her we could deal with the paperwork after the fun. And man, she looked hot. I've always had a thing for chicks in business casual, so I pressed on until she asked for my referral. I told her I lost it and winked, cause you know how these sluts are. She shows me one of the rooms, and I go in there and strip down. I make sure I will be standing right in front of the door naked when she comes back in because I want her to know that I am money and ready to party, if you know what I mean. So then this other John comes in, sort of an older dude, and I'm like, "Yo bro, go get your own massage. " And he tells me to lie down and wrap myself in the towel. WTF? Send in the spinner! I'm thinking they are really playing the legit façade up, and any minute they will send her in. Then he starts massaging me to make sure I am not a cop. He gives a really great massage, but it is completely covered and he doesn't even graze the flute and bells. So I slip my hand down to his calf and begin rubbing him to make sure he knows I am not CPD so he can send in the spinner for the finish. Then he elbows me in the back of the head and I lose consciousness. I guess I will go back next paycheck and try to get the spinner. YMMV.[/QUOTE]

LOL, pretty funny!

BJ001

[QUOTE=Chi Troll]Driving up Clark I saw a new place, API Physical Therapy. Places like that are always just trying to give off the legitimate vibe, so I had some money and decided to TOFTT. I went in and asked the receptionist—this cute little spinner in professional office-wear—how much for the hour. She asked who my doctor was, and I thought, "Damn, they are really playing this shit up! " So I ask about the table shower and she pretends to be confused. I didn't have an appointment, and she seemed kind of troubled by that, but I told her we could deal with the paperwork after the fun. And man, she looked hot. I've always had a thing for chicks in business casual, so I pressed on until she asked for my referral. I told her I lost it and winked, cause you know how these sluts are. She shows me one of the rooms, and I go in there and strip down. I make sure I will be standing right in front of the door naked when she comes back in because I want her to know that I am money and ready to party, if you know what I mean. So then this other John comes in, sort of an older dude, and I'm like, "Yo bro, go get your own massage. " And he tells me to lie down and wrap myself in the towel. WTF? Send in the spinner! I'm thinking they are really playing the legit façade up, and any minute they will send her in. Then he starts massaging me to make sure I am not a cop. He gives a really great massage, but it is completely covered and he doesn't even graze the flute and bells. So I slip my hand down to his calf and begin rubbing him to make sure he knows I am not CPD so he can send in the spinner for the finish. Then he elbows me in the back of the head and I lose consciousness. I guess I will go back next paycheck and try to get the spinner. YMMV.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chi Troll]Driving up Clark I saw a new place, API Physical Therapy. Places like that are always just trying to give off the legitimate vibe, so I had some money and decided to TOFTT. I went in and asked the receptionist—this cute little spinner in professional office-wear—how much for the hour. She asked who my doctor was, and I thought, "Damn, they are really playing this shit up! " So I ask about the table shower and she pretends to be confused. I didn't have an appointment, and she seemed kind of troubled by that, but I told her we could deal with the paperwork after the fun. And man, she looked hot. I've always had a thing for chicks in business casual, so I pressed on until she asked for my referral. I told her I lost it and winked, cause you know how these sluts are. She shows me one of the rooms, and I go in there and strip down. I make sure I will be standing right in front of the door naked when she comes back in because I want her to know that I am money and ready to party, if you know what I mean. So then this other John comes in, sort of an older dude, and I'm like, "Yo bro, go get your own massage. " And he tells me to lie down and wrap myself in the towel. WTF? Send in the spinner! I'm thinking they are really playing the legit façade up, and any minute they will send her in. Then he starts massaging me to make sure I am not a cop. He gives a really great massage, but it is completely covered and he doesn't even graze the flute and bells. So I slip my hand down to his calf and begin rubbing him to make sure he knows I am not CPD so he can send in the spinner for the finish. Then he elbows me in the back of the head and I lose consciousness. I guess I will go back next paycheck and try to get the spinner. YMMV.[/QUOTE]Troll, ATI THerapy IS a legit business. They get funding from Medicare and Medicaid aside from insurance companies. You're actually lucky the guys JUST knocked you out. If it was the woman, she would have had you arrested for sexual assault and soliciting for sex. Do not go back there. HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Sorry for laughing it up, but that's some funny shit.

Had a dream about massage near North and Ashland a few months ago. Dreamt going late just before closing and was the only one, as well as the girl. Chinese lady (forgot name) looked to be in early 30s decent looking, 6 out of 10, 5'3" and about 120lbs. Since I was the last client for the night, she locked the doors and posted the closed sign. Got an hr with TS for. 7. TS was good with some tease. On to the massage was on my stomach and she starts to massage my shoulders. I immediately feel her ass and she asks me to flip over. She knew the deal and didn't want to waste time since it was closing. Dreamt FS, she asked for $$ and I laughed. Told her $ was all I had. She said okay because I was the last one. Riiight. CBJ while playing with her perky tits. Sucked on them for a bit before she climbed on for CG. Did all positions and finished with MS. Pounded her hard and she was loving it. She came hard just as I shot a load. She says that there are three girls there and is owned by her cousin. Laughed about that, keep it in the family. Dream was all good except for her bad breath, it was severe. Didn't attempt to kiss because of it. Considered going back to see what the others looked like but haven't had the chance.

CDT

I'm just trying to bring some levity to the boards and jokingly pointing out the obvious: not every massage/nails/hair place is a cover for a hj hut, and not every therapist wants to be groped.

Cheers,

The Troll

[QUOTE=Cdthue]Troll, ATI THerapy IS a legit business. They get funding from Medicare and Medicaid aside from insurance companies. You're actually lucky the guys JUST knocked you out. If it was the woman, she would have had you arrested for sexual assault and soliciting for sex. Do not go back there. HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Sorry for laughing it up, but that's some funny shit.[/QUOTE]

I dreamed that one day at noon I stopped by this new place.

One customer was there for her foot massage when I opened the door.

I Felt little weird.

I asked for one hr(.75, hhf is .55) and Mxx was helping me.

sHE is maybe 30th with big soft rack but just little English.

Massage is really good.