Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Cash Value; 1131822]Yeah I like V_V_ there too but you can't get in her pants and can't touch those killer boobs either. So its boring.[/QUOTE]I think that she is a dolphins blowhole, watertight. But being a cutie still gets some miles with me so I'll be back from time to time.

Forgot to mention that I stopped by Golden in LF last week, older Chinese lady also a decent massage with HE, nothing special to make it worth remembering her name. After she rubbed the feet and was happy with the standard tip. Don't think I'll repeat that one, to many other quality places w / o the weirdness that happened on the way out.

But the Thai place across the street was killer! Think that I was happier there for $15 and the server WAY hotter.

Still the best butt massage was N*ncy at Mimis in CM. Got all up in that with her feet and knees and elbows. Skilled. W / o a doubt her place is a YMMV joint, but I have been back multiple times for wax etc. Best bets have been at opening time when no one is there getting nails done. Now that they have another place off Brookhurst who knows what the shuffle will do.

Also went back into the skypark this week, but that's another report.

[QUOTE=Master Baiter5;1132800]I had that issue. If you are new and don't have any references, just see a couple of the girls who see level 0 guys. Then you'll eventually get your 2 references.[/QUOTE]This works reasonably well, unless you want to see one of the white girls. The white girls on HX that will see guys without references are usually well over 200lbs!

The asian girls on there usually don't have such tight requirements.

[QUOTE=Daocdude; 1132914]I think that she is a dolphins blowhole, watertight. But being a cutie still gets some miles with me so I'll be back from time to time.

Forgot to mention that I stopped by Golden in LF last week, older Chinese lady also a decent massage with HE, nothing special to make it worth remembering her name. After she rubbed the feet and was happy with the standard tip. Don't think I'll repeat that one, to many other quality places w / o the weirdness that happened on the way out.

But the Thai place across the street was killer! Think that I was happier there for $15 and the server WAY hotter.

Still the best butt massage was N*ncy at Mimis in CM. Got all up in that with her feet and knees and elbows. Skilled. W / o a doubt her place is a YMMV joint, but I have been back multiple times for wax etc. Best bets have been at opening time when no one is there getting nails done. Now that they have another place off Brookhurst who knows what the shuffle will do.

Also went back into the skypark this week, but that's another report. [/QUOTE]Theres another good thai place around the corner from central healing, its right on lake forest near phillys best. Great food! Was at central healing the other day and the female chiro lady was there. She gave me some weird looks. Wanted to bang me maybe? Not in a million years. Had Kira again, everyone else was busy. Can't get her damn pants down but oh well. She's got one nice ass on her. Does give me a good experience.

Mimis? Damn I went there long time ago. Fully legit back then. I'm sure they are not that busy, she does your ass with her legs and elbows? I want a new one that uses her hands and does the crack. Can't find a good one in OC right now for some reason. Dime a dozen in san diego.

Can't drag me into golden. Mission massage is hit and miss too. Once in a while this hot thai girl works there. Can't catch her lately. They lie on the phone and when I get there I bail and get a funny look. I haven't heard anything for a long time about the single girl that works on newport. Its the little place right next to a weed dealer and a tat shop. She looks hot and most times wears a dress. Think she's still there but must be not worth talking about?

Still working my way thru the Skypark joints. Had Na* today, mid-30's Chinese (I think) , all natural with an actual ass. Nice below the neck, eh above. Walked in wearing one of those plastic-looking mini-mini skirts, similar top. Ran her fingers all over, but no actual massage. Kinda fumbled around with the hat, not smooth like some, but got a decent CBJ and playtime with nice, original C's.

Play on.

I decided to try CH in Lake Forest, hard to pass by Coral but I wanted to try something new. Sally wasn't there but the Chiro lady said she had a new girl and I would like her. So I gave Cici a try. Got nekkid in the room and laid down without the towel. Cici came in, probably 25, V with a nice figure and put the towel on. She started the massage and even though I told her I didn't need the towel, she kept it on.

After massaging me for a few minutes she moved into a position where I could caress her leg. When I got no resistance and she didn't move away, I picked up the pace. Every time she'd get near enough, I rubbed her leg and kept going higher. She gave a very good massage, not great, but very good. And by the flip I had made it to the V.

She continued with the tease (without the towel) on the front side. And very shortly I had my hand snaking under her top and up to her bra. While continuing the tease with one hand she used her other hand and quickly unbuttoned her blouse. Then she moved her bra down exposing her very nice B+'s. At this point she grabbed a hold of Junior and went to it. I pulled her body down so I could suck a little and she seemed to get into it. All the while she continued to stroke and after a while I let her stand up again and put my hand down her pants. Alas, before I could FIV I finished. I'm not normally so quick but she was hot! After she cleaned me up, she gave me a big kiss on the cheek and continued the massage. She really seemed to be enjoying the attention I gave her.

Damage..6 / hr massage, .4 tip = $

I will go back.

Was in that Thai place the other day, and it's good but the pad thai near Golden beats it hands down. Too bad Golden is such a waste of time. Haven't tried Central Healing, sounds worth a trip. First time at Mimi got Nancy, older viet gal who did wax and good massage. She gave me the "We don't do this." speech while she milked jr. Second time there butter face. Repeat visit got a better look at the mangled grill, then after massage said "It's too busy, next time." because the place was full of people getting mani / pedi.

Yesterday went to the other location for the first time, off Brookhurst, they blow up backpage just like the other location used to. No mani / pedi bs there, and the tables right out of the FS places. Still, it was a new place so I played the game. I had a Nacy again, different viet girl. Mid to late 20's, cute and dressed for business in sweats and a lacy top. Never saw mms but during the interogation told her I knew Mimi and the other Nancy. Great wax, then she sold me on the massage with that cute little but in sweats and I figured I'd roll the dice.

Always get the hour, and 53 min later (and a pretty good massage, minus the other Nancys ability to get all up in the backside with knees and feet) other Nancy says "7 min left, anything else?"

I give the universal "WTF?" shrug on the table. I've been squeezing her ass and running my hands under the shirt to play with soft boobies for 35 min. I think I'll take seven min of foot rub!

But there was no need to voice my sarcasm, and again said,"We don't do this, but you nice." Finished nice and left happy with the usual tip. No talk of $$$, other than price for massage / wax, which is how it should be. There may be potential for more here, no peephole, lockable door etc. But it will require effort and YMMV. Not a sure thing. But fun!

And once you're done, head next door and stuff yourself at Inchewoon BBQ house. Sure, the massage is Viet and the food Korean, but oh is it good Korean BBQ.

[QUOTE=Cash Value; 1133002]Theres another good thai place around the corner from central healing, its right on lake forest near phillys best. Great food! Was at central healing the other day and the female chiro lady was there. She gave me some weird looks. Wanted to bang me maybe? Not in a million years. Had Kira again, everyone else was busy. Can't get her damn pants down but oh well. She's got one nice ass on her. Does give me a good experience.

Mimis? Damn I went there long time ago. Fully legit back then. I'm sure they are not that busy, she does your ass with her legs and elbows? I want a new one that uses her hands and does the crack. Can't find a good one in OC right now for some reason. Dime a dozen in san diego.

Can't drag me into golden. Mission massage is hit and miss too. Once in a while this hot thai girl works there. Can't catch her lately. They lie on the phone and when I get there I bail and get a funny look. I haven't heard anything for a long time about the single girl that works on newport. Its the little place right next to a weed dealer and a tat shop. She looks hot and most times wears a dress. Think she's still there but must be not worth talking about?[/QUOTE]

She's back gentlemen, in all her glory. Same looks, same slutty service (greek, rim, BBBJ, finish on her fake D's, etc.) however her prices have gone up since she's no longer working in the 'hood. 50 / entrance and 140 / service. Treated it like a mini reunion from the days of Hou's and LS so I figured it was well worth the extra two jacksons. She said she's been in her country of Peru the last couple years and wanted to come back to make some cash.

To save myself a barrage of PMs I thought I'd share with all you mongers her location info down in OC:

17932 SkyPark Circle Suite B.

Irvine, CA.

(949) 752-0855.

Have fun, she works Mon-Wed and the mamasan is very sweet so treat them well. Cheers to our vets!

[QUOTE=Oc Amper; 1132924]This works reasonably well, unless you want to see one of the white girls. The white girls on HX that will see guys without references are usually well over 200lbs!

The asian girls on there usually don't have such tight requirements. [/QUOTE]I've seen the Asians that didn't have such stringent requirements. One was a AAMP with Thai girls, another were 2 girls working out of a AAMP near South Coast Plaza, and the other was an independent in Cerritos area.

But, yeah, some of the ones that don't require references are not that good looking, at least from what I saw. I haven't been on that thing in a while.

Today was the day to try a new place. Came across 1st street massage parlor unit C. Entrance is wide open. I was greeted by an older lady around 45 years old and she gave me a lousy massage. Damage for an hour was. 6. I don't think that I would try it again.

[QUOTE=Gavon; 1133565]She's back gentlemen, in all her glory. Same looks, same slutty service (greek, rim, BBBJ, finish on her fake D's, etc.) however her prices have gone up since she's no longer working in the 'hood. 50 / entrance and 140 / service. Treated it like a mini reunion from the days of Hou's and LS so I figured it was well worth the extra two jacksons. She said she's been in her country of Peru the last couple years and wanted to come back to make some cash.

To save myself a barrage of PMs I thought I'd share with all you mongers her location info down in OC:

17932 SkyPark Circle Suite B.

Irvine, CA.

(949) 752-0855.

Have fun, she works Mon-Wed and the mamasan is very sweet so treat them well. Cheers to our vets! [/QUOTE]Weren't there rumors of her demise many years back? Or is my memory going.

[QUOTE=Cl493;1133674]Today was the day to try a new place. Came across 1st street massage parlor unit C. Entrance is wide open. I was greeted by an older lady around 45 years old and she gave me a lousy massage. Damage for an hour was. 6. I don't think that I would try it again.[/QUOTE]You should know to stay away from tustin. North and South of there is ten times better. I don't think I would TOFTT anywhere in tustin. Well now you know but it kinda sucks doesn't it? I can put up with a crap massage with nothing extra if its from a young cute one. Kinda hard on the nightmare situation when she was old fat and nasty.

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[QUOTE=Wasabijay;1133723]Weren't there rumors of her demise many years back? Or is my memory going.[/QUOTE]I do remember a story along these lines but if memory serves the young(ish) lady was called Shadow or something along those lines...

This made the Channel 5 news last night. Reporter Mary Beth McDade (a total f'and hottie) gave a live report, right in front of the place. MMS and all. A real classic move by the ex-cop. Beautiful.

I did notice some dude sneekin' out of the place during the broadcast. Was that CV? Ha! Joking.

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[QUOTE=Wasabijay;1133723]Weren't there rumors of her demise many years back? Or is my memory going.[/QUOTE]You might be thinking of "Shadow".