Jokes for Chriss and his girlfriend {Trailhunter} -- Part 5
1. Chriss and his boyfriend {Trailhunter} went to London. They were pissed off when they find out Big Ben was a cLock.
2. Dumb twinkee boy Chriss could never figure out why every one think his dad's are gay.
3. I tell Chriss 1 in every 4 man is gay. He says he hopes its his boyfriend's {Trailhunter's} brother because he is super cute.
4. Chriss and his boyfriend {Trailhunter} always use glow in dark rubbers. They love playing with they light sabers during sex.
5. I ask Chriss boyfriend {Trailhunter} what difference between Chriss and a microwave. He say the microwave don't brown his sausage.
6. Chriss boyfriend {Trailhunter} ask Chriss what he use to wash his dishes. Chriss say 'fairy liquid'. His boyfriend thought he knew what Chriss means until he catch him jerking off in the sink one day.
7. Chriss doctor say he check Chriss balls for lumps the other day. He say it was not akward until Chriss run his fingers threw the doctors hair.
8. Chriss say all his friends call him gay because he cannot stay on skateboard more than 60 seconds. Chriss say he like to see them try it with high heels on.
9. Chriss sister shouted upstairs: 'the suns just come out'. Chriss dad threw on some shorts and flip flops ready for a day outdoors and run down stairs only to find Chriss holding hands with his boyfriend {Trailhunter}.
10.9 out of 10 men prefer big boobs. The other man {Chriss} prefer the 9 men.
11. One day when Chriss in school a boy ran up to Chriss and call him gay. Chriss say he smack the little betch across the face with his handbag.
12. Chriss and his boyfriend {Trailhunter} are talking the other day and Chriss say he think his dog is gay. When his boyfriend ask why, Chris say his dogs dick taste like shit.
13. I ask Chriss if its better to be born black or gay. He say black because then he don't have to tell his parents.
14. Last night Chriss hears sounds of sex next door. He go next door and peep threw window and see 4 gay men having orgy. He say after that he feel really sick. Probably from being outside with no coat in the cold for 2 hours.
15. What do Chriss and a sperm have in common? Both have a 1 in a million chance of becoming a human being.
16. Chriss and his boyfriend {Trailhunter} went hiking when Chriss fell and slip a disc in his back and was not able to get up. His boyfriend look at him and smiled as he pull down Chriss pants and say: 'I guess we can call this Broke Back Mountain'.
17. Chriss say he hate it when he wake up from a night of drinking with 'I Love Dick' written on his forehead. Especially when he be drinking at home all night. Alone.
18. Chriss and his boyfriend {Trailhunter} are so gay that they put there pants on backwards to save time.
19. Chriss always take two asprin with his Viagra so sex won't be such a pain in the ass.
20. I read diary of Chriss sister. One entry say: 'my brother came out of closet today'. Next entry say: 'I knew I should of used a better lock'.
Ever one please tell me what ones are your favorites!
Girl posts angry video after john finishes too quick
Is this a real video?
WTF.
Https: vid. Me / quOq.
Waiting for response video lmao.
also her name is a pokemon wtf x2
Isn't the solution obvious?
[QUOTE=Chris5;2798132]Continue to be sketchy as fuck. Many Pimps who promote so called UTR'S for a fee of course. Do any of you assholes actually know the true definition of a UTR? Many mongers who continue to overpay for pussy as well. With the exception to the street walker thread, I personally am ashamed to even say that I Iive in the city of Orlando. There are several mongers on this Orlando Board that continue to be a part of the problem in this city.
Smh.
Chris5.[/QUOTE]MOVE!
You hate us, we hate you. You hate Orlando. You hate your job. You hate your life. You hate the mongers on USASG. Well DUH, dipshit. Pack your fucking duffel bag with all of your pathetic belongings and get the fuck out of town.
Problem solved.
