Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Elric]When Best Buy girls does that to me, I explain that AYBABTU.[/QUOTE]
I thought I could figure out most abbreviations,but this one has me stumped

I saw an AMP girl a few times who washed her genitalia off with rubbing alcohol (full strength right out of the bottle) after we were finished. It obviously hurt her, and was painful for me to watch. Anyone else ever had the same experience?

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]Someone set us up the bomb

Move Zig

You know what you doing[/QUOTE]It took me 12 hours but I get the all bases belong quote~whoosh~

In these here parts, a picture of Ben Franklin, on top of the 3 Jackson entrance fee, gets you the whole shooting match. We know we have it good. Let's keep it that way.
Thanks for asking.
[QUOTE=Frosty Man]I'll be in DC on Monday with some free time and have a question about pricing. Re location and girls, yeah, I've been RTFF -- I'm not lazy. But a lot of the posts don't list pricing, and I get the sense you guys pay less than we do in Atlanta (go figure).

Here in the ATL -- and you can check the Atlanta forum for my creds -- the tip is a MINIMUM $.2 (and only then if you've found a steady girl, or you dig in on pricing but then are prepared to accept a mechanical, rushed session). Most of the girls expect $.6 but will settle for $.4. And then we have a couple of "all star" locations where the girls are all goddesses and, knowing it, push for $$ or even $$$ (I kid you not).

But I see references here to .8 and no more than $.2. I don't want to overpay. Just had a session with a goddess and she drained my wallet. But was worth it. Three days later, still in afterglow.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Toshiosamma]I saw an AMP girl a few times who washed her genitalia off with rubbing alcohol after we were finished. It obviously hurt her, and was painful for me to watch. Anyone else ever had the same experience?[/QUOTE]
It kills germy germs...so no pain no gain.

I've noticed this a lot more lately...and have also noticed the diluted smell of alcohol on the wet towels for cleanup. Some places have even been using special antibacterial soap on those special areas during the shower.

Cleanliness is good...as long as it doesn't hurt too much...

[QUOTE=Toshiosamma]I saw an AMP girl a few times who washed her genitalia off with rubbing alcohol (full strength right out of the bottle) after we were finished. It obviously hurt her, and was painful for me to watch. Anyone else ever had the same experience?[/QUOTE]The little Japenese/Korean girl who worked at Soo Goung and HWC in Virginia was famous for the alcohol wash. She rubbed some on my balls one time and I went thru the ceiling.

I have been lurking around this board for quit sometime now looking for intel. My favorite AMP had closed in DC making room for a new building and I was looking for another. Any way after much intel from the group and little free time on Friday Afternoon I ventured to the Conn Ave. AMP. The service was GREAT. She tried to up sell, but no dice, B/C I am not new at this mongering thing. Thanks for the intel guys.

[QUOTE=Sleeping Bag]Grammar 101: The use of the word "us" by a person speaking or writing includes himself/herself. If you read your own comment carefully, you clearly are referring about yourself with the use of this word. If you had no intention to including yourself, then you should have used another choice of words, such as "most senior among here" or something like that.

It is wise of you to not engage in this battle of wits when clearly, you have none.

Peace[/QUOTE]Ok, so let me get this straight:

If I say "he is among us", then does that mean I am he? If I say "the sleeping bag among us", that means I am a sleeping bag? If I say "the children among us", then that means I am a child? 'Us' is not a word that signifies inclusion relative to the subject of a sentence; it merely signifies the inclusion of the speaker/author in a group. That group does not need to be the same entity as the subject of the statement. "Most senior among here", my friend, is what is bad grammer. Just say it to yourself three times, and you will agree. Now, lets end this squabble, and get back to the reports, if you please.

Selah!

[QUOTE=Sashimi]The little Japenese/Korean girl who worked at Soo Goung and HWC in Virginia was famous for the alcohol wash. She rubbed some on my balls one time and I went thru the ceiling.[/QUOTE]

The reason you see it done more often now is because of MRSA (Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus). It has recently become more common in our region. Here is a link from the Mayo Clinic.
[url]http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/mrsa/DS00735[/url]

Hand sanitizer or alcohol are effective. Alcohol of course is an inexpensive alternative to hand sanitizer.

Was at the Old place again and met a not-so-new girl there. Her name was Mimi and she was very thin and pretty. I doubt she was extremely Young. Busty she was not. As a matter of fact she was nearly flat. Now this doesn't bother me but I know it does some of you. Off to the TS and she does something Ive never seen before: kind of folds up her longish dress (so it doesn't get wet?) and leaves her tight little butt hanging out for me to enjoy. Very entertaining. She also washes herself with me there trying not to be rude. Another first. She leaves me to dry myself off. Then just about sends me to the room by myself drawing some kind of rebuke from mamasan. It was that kind of night.

She comes in later after I'm all dry and tells me to lie down. The usual thing...towel all over me and starts working on my back. She does some different things which feel real good but I can tell she's straining. Did I mention she was very thin? I'm thinking this may be the best massage ever when about 5 minutes into it she hops up and strips and takes the towel off. We're off to the races with the light touch. Somewhat disappointing but I was hot for her.

The usual body rubbing until she goes CG on me but I'm not responding properly so I lay her down and try teasing her gently in an effort to DATY. She turns out to be exceedingly sensitive so that doesn't last too long and we finish in mish. I really liked her but for many of you YMMV.

Your imagination may vary too.

Stay safe out there,

af

First time I visited the training center since they went dark early this year. It was good to see previous mamasan. Worked out with trainer Lucy after meeting two trainers. Everything went as expected. Pretty good TS, good rub down, an eventful interlude, and then extra rub down by request.

There are apparently three trainers there now. The two I saw were pretty tall, thin, cute, Bs up top.

Will likely repeat.

I've been sticking with 1333 a lot lately since they seem to be taking better care of their customers. They used to try to get you out of there as fast as possible, but not any more. Nice. I do miss Nana and Tara. I only met Tara once but I really liked her. I've seen Nana quite a few times and she's not for everyone but I liked her too. Anyone seen either of them?

Anyway, I met Suzy. Pretty face, nice smile, ample bolt-ons, very animated. Maybe 110 pounds, probably less. She's very spirited and playful, even a little grabby (not in a bad way, though). Passable Engrish. Extremely thorough table shower while humming "here comes the bride". Sorry, I said, I already got one.

Back to the room, nice massagi, though it got rather tickly at the end. I had to finally stop her, that was enough tickling. Requested a language lesson, which was extremely enthusiastic but a little painful. Toothy even. She did get my attention though, so we walked the dog. It was very good so I went at that a while. I don't have a great interest in changing positions every five minutes, but maybe I should have. She kind of lost steam there at the end, but it was a little late for the switcheroo so I finished up.

She was clearly sore when we were done, which was a little distressing. I told her next time to please speak up and I'd be happy to switch around or even go for manual finish. I think she felt bad that I noticed, so she took care to assure me she was fine.

Anyway, everything was good, but I don't think I caught her at her best. She seems like she could be a real ball of fire on a good day. Watch out, she's going to marry one of you guys.

I have been following this board for intelligence for a while now, but I have never given anything back. For exact reasons unknown to even myself, I have decided to post about a very controversial subject.

Maybe it's because I want to brag, maybe it's because I want to vent, maybe it's because I want to share. I'm not quite sure, but it is what it is.

These are my bareback (BBBJ and BBFS) stories and theories on how they occur. Note that I'm not going to include stories for girls who regularly give BBBJ.

My posts will not be for the squeamish or anyone who plans to live a long life. I have already chosen short-term pleasure over long-term health. An idiot, you might call me, but that is why I have used the nickname the "Grim Reaper".

Anyhow, I am just writing in a stupor right now, but off the top of my head, here are some standard guidelines for getting BBBJ and BBFS:

[b]1.[/b] You must look clean (duh).
[b]2.[/b] The girl must genuinely enjoy your companionship (not about the money).
[b]3.[/b] Do NOT ask for BBFS! You will be rejected and possibly banned from the place.

There are always exceptions to the rule. I will try to expand upon my points with anecdotes.

Note that while I may appreciate responses and PMs, I won't ever give a reply. So here goes.

She was a little aged. No idea how old, as it's hard to tell, but could be anywhere from between 30 and 40, though in low light conditions, she could easily pass in her 20's thanks to her neatly braided pigtails. She was short, petite, had small boobs, but wasn't flat. And the session began normally enough.

Small talk. Massage. CBJ. Then onto the main event.

But on this day, for some reason or another, I was feeling extremely strong down there. Started in CG. Then missionary. Then standing missionary. Then standing doggie. Then more missionary. Then more CG. And so on.

I was lasting a ridiculously long time, and like a good actress, the girl kept telling me how much she was enjoying it, and how much she loved my dick. I kept pounding harder and harder, but I just wasn't finishing. She was a trooper, and didn't even suggest I finish by hand.

Then I asked her if I could finish on her chest. She agreed. Then feeling bold, I asked if I could finish on her face. She smiled and said that was okay, too. So I pulled out, ripped off the condom, and before I could get up to her face, she was on her knees and giving me a BBBJ.

I had BBBJ before, but those were from girls who normally did so.

So I felt extra special this girl was giving me a nice blowjob. Then she lay back and I blew all over her sweet face. I was surprised at how much came out of my dick, but I was satisfied. She just smiled. She tried to kiss me but I just laughed.

After a couple of minutes of just resting, she went off to clean her face. It was well past the hour so I got dressed. She kept hugging me and told me how much she loved my dick.

Then she gave me her phone number. I was really not interested in her, but I pocketed it and left.

One weekend, I felt bored so I called the number the girl had given me. She picked up and the conversation was excruciating due to the language barrier and my lack of real interest in her. She told me to come visit her.

So I did. She asked me to buy some things from the market on the way. So I did. Once I was with her, made some small talk.

Then she asked if I wanted to make love. Who doesn't? Then she asked me for money. I said I didn't bring any. She shrugged.

We stripped and I kissed her all over and I asked for a BJ. She started to apply the condom but I asked if she could do it without. She put the condom away and gave me a shitty BBBJ and then laid back.

At this, I was surprised. My request was for a BBBJ, but could she really be letting me?

I positioned myself. She just lay there. I inserted my dick into her pussy (which was not very wet) and she just let out some painful sounds. She wasn't into it, but what the hell, I started going at it.

I was feeling strong again, but eventually the place got busy and there was a lot of knocking on the door so I just finished on her chest and left.

My first BBFS experience. It wasn't that great, but it was BBFS.

I worried about my health, though, and it really bothered me. I eventually got tested and came up for negative for anything. So it was a relief.

Temporarily.

Meanwhile, I never saw or made contact with the girl again.

I threw away the phone number.

The girl who was going to help me that day was cute, at least in the low-light conditions. Pale, wavy hair, short, petite, and a man-made rack that was not very big, but good enough for her frame.

Got the standard table shower, massage, CBJ, and full service. Got kicked out in thirty minutes. I really liked her style, though. Something about her personality.

So I made it a point to return and visit her. While she got ready for the CBJ, I asked her if she could do it without the condom. She said "Next time. Promise. " I shrugged and went through the usual motions before being kicked out in twenty minutes this time.

Would she keep her promise? I returned. I did not even mention anything to her, but yes, she began to give me a nice BBBJ. Because of her small nature, though, it was very toothy and not enjoyable, so I quickly wanted to get into the main event.

Applied the condom and was pounding away in a few positions when in missionary, she suddenly pulled me out. I guess she was getting tired and had enough of me.

She pointed at her belly and said, "Cum here. "

She took off the condom. I guess I was going to have to do this with my hands like a chump.

I lifted my hand so I could grab my dick and jerk off, but suddenly, she took my dick and stuck it back in her. So this is what she meant by cumming on her belly.

Holy shit. She felt good. Real good.

Anyhow, I obliged and came on her stomach.

I returned the next day in search of more bareback action. I was informed that she went on "vacation". Which actually meant she wasn't coming back for a long, long time.

It was around this time that I began to exchange phone numbers (that I never asked for) and meet girls outside of the workplace, and it is around this time that I began to understand the East Asian mindset in terms of barebacking.

I met a girl at a massage parlor. Had a naughty streak and look about her, including a tattoo, but a good personality. Went to see her again. On this second visit, she volunteered her phone number to me. She even gave me money back.

We talked on the phone frequently, and I made a visit about weekly. Each time, she always returned part of the tip to me so I never paid full price.

One day, an unfortunate turn of events made her unemployed so she was chilling in the regular world.

I picked her up from her friend's place and we decided to stay in a motel that night. Not a low-end one, but it was nothing fancy. While sleeping, she awoke in the middle of the night and asked me to fetch her a drink. So off to the gas station I was and came back.

Tried to go back to sleep but she was feeling horny. So after some foreplay, I got ready to insert myself.

"What about the condom? " she asked.

"It's okay, " was my reply.

She laughed, and I inserted. She was wet. And that bareback wetness was something I had not felt in practically forever. I asked if I could cum on her face but she just screamed and covered her face with a pillow. So I came on her stomach.

Took a shower and went to sleep. Dropped her off the next day.

Tried to call her for about a week, but she never picked up. Six months later, I called her to inform her of my new number. She hung up on me.

Don't know what happened, but oh well.

I met another girl. Legitimately young. Average sized body with naturally nice tits. Pretty face.

When she was bored, she called me to the workplace just to spend time. I never paid, but I never did anything either.

Until one day, I decided to go for it. She acted coy, saying she didn't really want to do it, but I realized it was an act to pretend to be innocent.

Without a condom, I inserted. Being a young girl, she was very wet. Her pussy felt great and I fucked her and finally came inside her.

This was another first. We fucked a couple more times in such a way.

Then when she was done with work, we met outside and stayed in a couple of hotels. One low-class, one high-class. In each of those places, we fucked like bunny rabbits.

But one night, I asked her if she was willing to do more. She asked, "What? "

I asked her for a BBBJ. She said that it's good to ask for things or else she doesn't know what I like, but she would have to think about it. She had never done a BBBJ before to ANYONE. Only CBJ.

The next morning, she started foreplay in a really mechanical way. She was pretending she was in a massage parlor. She started at my nipples and worked her way down.

Then she paused for a long time and sighed. Then she engulfed my dick in her mouth. I broke her BBBJ virginity.

After that, it was some more BBFS, when I don't know what came over me, but I pulled out and came all over her face. It was a great sight.

I just laughed and said I just wanted to try it once. She told me that it's good that she could give me such opportunities.

Got her a towel and we cleaned up.

Eventually, the hotels were getting expensive, so she went back home to another part of America. We stay in contact, but I have my doubts I'll ever see her again. She claims she already had a boyfriend the whole time and she plans to marry him. Damn.

I met a girl who gives BBBJ as a part of her regular repertoire. She had a dark tan, nice natural tits, curly hair, etc. A little bit older, but still a looker. Each time I saw her, I gave her a facial. But her BBBJ's were OUTSTANDING. Her personality's very wild.

Anyhow, one day, she put her phone number into my cell phone. A week later, I called out of boredom. Turns out, she was on vacation and out and about. Met up with her that very night. Took her home and she asked if I wanted to come in. And then she quickly added, "No sex. " I just shrugged and said I had to go home.

She went back to work and we communicated by phone. Whenever she came out, we met up to eat. Sometimes I stayed at her place, slept in the same bed. No sex.

One day, she called me several times but I ignored them because I was with another girl (see Out of the Workplace. Part Two). She left a lot of drunken voicemails. Eventually, late at night, I made my way to her place and opened her door (she had given me a key). Went to the bedroom and saw she was sleeping in the nude.

I lay next to her trying to sleep, but her naked body just made me too horny. I tried to finger her and eventually insert my dick when suddenly she cried out "No! " in a drunken stupor. No meant no, so I got dressed and left.

The next day, she asked me why I never tried to have sex with her. I told her I did the previous night and she just laughed and said she didn't remember. Then she said she wanted to have sex.

So we went to the bedroom. I asked for a BBBJ, but she said she didn't want to do it because that's "work". So I began to insert my dick, when she said, "No condom? " I said, "It's okay. " I had learned from previous experiences (Out of the Workplace. Part One).

She was pretty dry, and it was almost painful for me. I fucked her for a total of one minute when she said just cum on her chest. I did, and she gave me a little bit of BBBJ. I asked if I could give a facial, but nope. "That's work. "

The next day, when I came over, she jumped on me and said she wanted to have sex. I was about to pull my pants off when she cackled and said it was a joke. Shit.

I started to beg her for sex but she kept saying, "No. " Eventually, she gave in and we fucked. Again, she wanted me to quickly finish. But after this point, whenever I wanted it, I got blowjobs, sex, and facials.

She is still my mistress. Very jealous girl she was and is, but eventually she came to understand that I was going to see other girls no matter what.

She's great in bed, except she doesn't get wet enough to my liking. But I know she does it because she wants to use sex to retain me. The norm is blowjob and facial.

I went to a massage parlor and was given a thin girl with nice implants. No idea how old she is, could be anywhere up to forty, but can be taken for as young as twenties. No way to tell.

Went through the usual massage parlor type things. Table shower, massage, CBJ, main event. Once again, I was lasting unusually long.

She suddenly began complaining. "Why are you taking so long? I'm not even getting wet down there. You don't like condom? "

I just shook my head. "What should we do? " she asked. I shrugged. She removed the condom. "You don't just do this with anyone, right? " I asked. Dumb question. She said, "Of course not. "

I fucked her and came on her stomach.

The next day, I went to another establishment. Got a girl with average build. Younger, okay face, but huge tits. Went through the usual, was fucking away when the events of the prior day clouded my vision. I begged her for BBFS. Offered an additional $100. She kept declining. Then I kept pounding harder and harder. Then I made my offer again. She relented. Made me pay upfront the extra $100, but I got BBFS. Came on her stomach.

Amazed at my success from just asking, I decided to try my luck elsewhere. Big mistake. Some girls said, "We NEVER do that here. " One girl told me to shut the fuck up and kicked me out and told me to stop jerking off at home. Told the mamasan to never let me in again.

Lesson learned. You [b]NEVER[/b] ask for BBFS.

Was at another establishment. Got a small girl. Okay face, okay body with implants, but still small boobs. Older girl. Playful personality. Table shower, massage.

She got ready to put on the condom and I sighed, "What a disappointment. " She asked me why. I just shrugged. Then she continued to ask, "Why? " Finally, I told her I didn't like it.

She put the condom on anyway. Then I asked her to do it without. She relented, and she gave me some BBBJ. Put condom back on and began pounding away. I guess I didn't learn my lesson. Asked her if I could do BBFS. She kept declining. Finally, she told me to just finish by hand if I don't like condom. Fortunately, she gave me some more BBBJ.

Finally, I decided that asking for BBFS outright is not good for anybody.

The girl who gave me my second BBFS experience by telling me to cum on her belly returned. I was shocked, but pleased.

We talked a long time. Then she gave me a BBBJ without me asking. Put the condom on and began fucking. I asked her for BBFS (since we had done it before). She said I was greedy and didn't let me. D'oh.

But she gave me her phone number.

She began working at another place. Went to visit her. BBBJ. Then I began to move in for some BBFS. While doing the deed, she told me to cum outside. I came inside.

She just lay there. Then she asked me why I didn't listen to her. Why did I cum inside? I said I didn't know. She said, "Do you think you did the right thing or wrong thing? " She wasn't mad, though.

Later on, I would learn from another person that if you really love someone, you're supposed to cum inside. I guess that's why she wasn't mad.

Met her outside after that. Always some nice BBBJ, CIM, BBFS, etc. Told me that she doesn't know why, but doing it without a condom is different, and sometimes she just wants to yell, "I love you! " because it feels good. Probably just pillow talk, but I'm not going to complain.

Met a pretty girl. Looks legitimately young, but never know. Great body.

When she went for the condom, I tried sighing and saying it was a disappointment. She asked why. I asked for a BBBJ. She said, "Never. "

Regardless, had a good time.

On my next visit, things were much less mechanical. She just lay there cuddling and I realized I should probably make the first move to get what I came for.

Started some awkward foreplay (I'm not the greatest lover) and positioned my dick right in front of her pussy.

She just lay there. Not knowing what to do, I just decided to kiss up and down her body again. Once again, I positioned my dick right in front of her pussy. She just lay there.

Then finally she said something. "Condom? "

"I don't like, " I said.

"You have to, " she said.

I shrugged. She put the condom on, CBJ, and the main event.

But now I wonder?

I will try and keep you guys updated on my dangerous addiction to BBFS, YMMV BBBJs, and scoring freebies.

So in hindsight, there are two main ways to get BBFS:

[b]1.[/b] If they consider you as something much more significant than just a customer (which is why meeting outside seems to guarantee a 99% BBFS rate, for me at least, as only one girl I have met outside failed to put out anything at all).

[b]2.[/b] If they're tired of your pleasureless dick pounding their pussies, yet they consider you clean enough that they just want to get it over with through any means necessary. I'm sorry that I suck at making girls orgasm, but their loss is sometimes my gain.

Thank you for all your information here, I am new to the area and here for good I hope. Decided to take the old supra out last night, paid the standard posted rates and had a nice ride. She said she was 27 and her name was Ruby, but it could have been Suzy by the descriptions here. Nice time, quick TS followed by a decent massage then on to desert. I must say it is a real treat to drive by all the Embassies on the way to my cultural exchange, haha. Thanks again guys, be safe.

[QUOTE=Hugh Jardon]In these here parts, a picture of Ben Franklin, on top of the 3 Jackson entrance fee, gets you the whole shooting match. We know we have it good. Let's keep it that way.

Thanks for asking.[/QUOTE]In NYC house fee is 50 to 70 generally. Tips of 40 generally are rewarded with a firm handshake, giving more may afford a languid kiss upto a rendition of a frank sinatra tune.

I haven't dreamed of touring in DC. While the entrance fare is about the same, tips seem to be higher.

So if I understand correctly a handshake fan may find happiness?

[QUOTE=Grim Reaper]Met a pretty girl. Looks legitimately young, but never know. Great body.

When she went for the condom, I tried sighing and saying it was a disappointment. She asked why. I asked for a BBBJ. She said, "Never. "

Regardless, had a good time.

On my next visit, things were much less mechanical. She just lay there cuddling and I realized I should probably make the first move to get what I came for.

Started some awkward foreplay (I'm not the greatest lover) and positioned my dick right in front of her pussy.

She just lay there. Not knowing what to do, I just decided to kiss up and down her body again. Once again, I positioned my dick right in front of her pussy. She just lay there.

Then finally she said something. "Condom? "

"I don't like, " I said.

"You have to, " she said.

I shrugged. She put the condom on, CBJ, and the main event.

But now I wonder?

I will try and keep you guys updated on my dangerous addiction to BBFS, YMMV BBBJs, and scoring freebies.[/QUOTE]

If you want bare back anything. Mr Grim Reaper, you head up to the streets of Baltimore and you'll find it. Not all the girls up there do BBJ but a lot do. Of course if you start doing a lot of bareback anything up that way you can say Hello Hep C and other things lesser and worse.

Personally, I like the safety of the dc AMps.

Grim,

Welcome. Very interesting reading. Yours is an addiction that I hope not too many others partake, but your honest and excellent reports do shed some interesting lights...

LL

During the Veterans Day weekend just past, I ventured up to a nice place near Dupont Circle and saw Ruby twice. What a treat! One of the sweetest, most delightful and entertaining women I have met in quite a while. Her only drawback, and it's a small one, is that she really likes to look at herself in the mirror.
Ruby says she's 27, which seems about right. Her face and body are very pleasant to behold, and her massages are really quite thorough. The activities for which I tipped her were also excellent. She doesn't kiss much, but everything else, except anal, was on the menu.
A most generous woman, and a great attitude. Cannot recommend her enough. She says she likes DC and had been there about 10 days when I met her. Says she expects to be around for a while.
Stop in and see her. Be nice, playful and kind, and I think you'll rewarded. By the way, I asked for her by name, since I read the reviews here.

Thanks for the good intel, guys.

O 46

[QUOTE=Odysseus 46]During the Veterans Day weekend just past, I ventured up to a nice place near Dupont Circle and saw Ruby twice. What a treat! One of the sweetest, most delightful and entertaining women I have met in quite a while. Her only drawback, and it's a small one, is that she really likes to look at herself in the mirror.[/QUOTE] She says her implants are about a month old and she's still getting used to them. She's not 100% pleased with the results. They look good to me but are definitely large. She's got some stretch marks on her back that I'm sure she's not thrilled about. Anyway, I think she's staring at her boobs. She could be vain too, I dunno.

[QUOTE=Odysseus 46]During the Veterans Day weekend just past, I ventured up to a nice place near Dupont Circle and saw Ruby twice. What a treat! One of the sweetest, most delightful and entertaining women I have met in quite a while.[/QUOTE]Oh great Odysseus, it seems you've found your [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calypso_%28mythology%29]Calypso[/url]. If you're summoning us to an island filled with beautiful women that will love you for seven years, count me in!

Wait...I'm already here...shhh!

Has this turned to the Grim reaper hour thread?

Speaking of bare back:

[b] U.S. sets record in sexual disease cases [/b]

[url]http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071113/ap_on_he_me/std_rates_5;_ylt=AtHDg4qHyGHKCwF.XyzxS8sE1vAI[/url]

[QUOTE]Dick,
Read again my friend. The guys you refer to are all behaving honorably and keeping the forum on a bit higher ground. As far as the firestorm, our troll is persistent, which is annoying, and although we are pretty much in "ignore mode", everybody wants to have a say, which is fine. It will all die down soon. Our truly most senior member, Jackson, has edited three of the Cretin's posts already, so if he keeps his promise and keeps this or other boards in turmoil, he should get his own post from el hefe in [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=297]this forum[/url] soon. I am hopefule peace will resume by the time you get here.
[b]If you read the reports that are in there, you will find there are a good number wonderful providers in lots of different AMPs![/b] Suzie@Supra seems to be the most popular model that anybody is talking about. She is cute as hell and has a pretty good 'tude.
So, you're coming east? I looked in my PM box and there is nothing from you. WTF? Are you mad at me too? :D
LL[/QUOTE]
LL, My apologies for the faux paux in not sending a pm. Seems the visit is still not certain so I waited.
Loved your response though, you almost remind me of 'Hawkeye Pierce' on 'Mash', with your concern with detail.
Bottom line is that you obviously are a good guy, and one of the most important mongers on the USG and I honestly hope to meet you one day.
Its too bad that the 'Loop' is now 'changed' but I think that DC will always afford monger opportunities.
DN

Having been to DT and 1413K across from Archibalds I was wondering if there are any places in DC that have "floor beds" in the spas. In Jessup, MD there is one I enjoy where they have them as well as the standard massage tables. Everytime the mamasan tried to put me in a room with a spa table I asked her for a "bed on the floor" room. She always smiles and gives me what I want. YES I have RTFF and I have never noticed anyone mention them. The rooms I have gotten at DT and 1413K have always been standard spa tables. I just like the room and comfort a floor bed allows.

[QUOTE=mikedd]Having been to DT and 1413K across from Archibalds I was wondering if there are any places in DC that have "floor beds" in the spas. In Jessup, MD there is one I enjoy where they have them as well as the standard massage tables. Everytime the mamasan tried to put me in a room with a spa table I asked her for a "bed on the floor" room. She always smiles and gives me what I want. YES I have RTFF and I have never noticed anyone mention them. The rooms I have gotten at DT and 1413K have always been standard spa tables. I just like the room and comfort a floor bed allows.[/QUOTE]Having only experience with NYC, I was wondering how you DC fellows managed mish, cowgirl, doggie, etc on a narrow table.

Thanks for the Q

[QUOTE=Grim Reaper]She began working at another place. Went to visit her. BBBJ. Then I began to move in for some BBFS. While doing the deed, she told me to cum outside. I came inside.

She just lay there. Then she asked me why I didn't listen to her. Why did I cum inside? I said I didn't know. She said, "Do you think you did the right thing or wrong thing? " She wasn't mad, though.

Later on, I would learn from another person that if you really love someone, you're supposed to cum inside. I guess that's why she wasn't mad.

Met her outside after that. Always some nice BBBJ, CIM, BBFS, etc. Told me that she doesn't know why, but doing it without a condom is different, and sometimes she just wants to yell, "I love you! " because it feels good. Probably just pillow talk, but I'm not going to complain.[/QUOTE]Not to condone your choices, however one reason that she may feel this way has to do with studies that have suggested that semen has an anti-depressant effect for the female partner.

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[QUOTE=mikedd]Having been to DT and 1413K across from Archibalds I was wondering if there are any places in DC that have "floor beds" in the spas. [/QUOTE]Before the breakup, there were several. Now, the only one I know for sure was at 1333, 1st floor. There may be one South of the Border as well (in the Jacuzi room). Good Luck.

You've got to be shitting me the majority of the beds are the same size in the NY establishments I've been.

You get on the fucking bed and do the deed.

Happily Hunting
AJ




[QUOTE=Trip Too]Having only experience with NYC, I was wondering how you DC fellows managed mish, cowgirl, doggie, etc on a narrow table.

Thanks for the Q[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Genre] studies that have suggested that semen has an anti-depressant effect for the female partner. [/QUOTE]


Here's a example

Happy Hunting
AJ

[QUOTE=Genre]studies ... have suggested that semen has an anti-depressant effect for the female partner.

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[url]http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn2457.html[/url][/QUOTE]

"But officer, this massage parlor Korean girl was suicidal! I actually came to her rescue!"

Time for me to quit my day job and open an alternative medicine clinic for depressed women.