Any good Spanish providers?
Any good Spanish providers out there.
You could probably make a living at this
[QUOTE=WowWeeWow;4673275]Gents, Please allow to share my tale of daring and triumph!
I have visited this establishment several times over the past year. During one such visit, rapscallions secreted themselves behind the entry door. I could tell immediately these no-goodniks had the glint of mischief in their eyes.
I challenged them with a "Sirs how dare you besmirch my honor this way and attempt to abscond with my hard-earned coin. " While placing my hand on the hilt of my mighty weapon and threw down the gauntlet. The ne'er-do-wells said you have bested us this time we shall retreat and allow you to complete your deed. I took the maidens flower and she performed admirably. Afterward they called my phone and said "sir you have bested us with both your might and masculinity we hereby relinquish our claim to your coin. " I laughed in their vanquished faces. I have returned to take the maiden's flower since. This time they approached and released the damsel to me and made their retreat. I haven't returned since this day and I understand the maid now holds court in a local Inn.[/QUOTE]You could make some serious money translating unintelligible to intelligible.