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[QUOTE=Lorenzo; 1729548]It's been a while since anyone has reviewed this provider, and the last review was moderately negative. As I remember it, the reviewer raved about her oral skills but questioned her personal hygiene. Here's a link to her BP ad:

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You may well ask why I called her, in light of that previous information. Well, because I was frustrated and, frankly, desperate. For some reason I was super horny and no other desirable girls were available. (I'm not into the porkers, as apparently many of the posters on this forum are.) I called Tiffany, Heather, and my all time favorite, Alaina aka Kalishnakitty. In each case their mailbox was full, so I sent them each an email using BP's reply feature. None of them replied and as of now still haven't replied, not even Alaina. (Alaina, why are you treating me this way? I've been one of your most faithful customers!) So in desperation I called Sweet Amy, who at least returned my call, and we set up an appointment at her apartment in the Rosewood area. One of the reasons I called her was because of her stupendous body, which the previous reviewer had said was authentic. It was the usual two-call deal: she gives me the general area and when I get there I call for the precise address. When I arrived she wasn't ready and I had to wait 20 minutes. When she finally let me in, I had the money (1. 6 for an hour) in an envelope and set it on the coffee table. Following are the salient points of my visit:

-Her photos are authentic. She is a statuesque blonde. 5'11" with a killer body and a reasonably attractive face. She says she is 31 but I think she is older, probably closer to 40. That's fine with me, because she's still young enough to be my daughter.

-The first thing she springs on me is that we can't use the bedroom because her dog is in there. She says it's a big dog and she can't let it out, so all of our sexual activity will have to take place in the living room, whose furniture consists of a sofa and a loveseat. Bummer! If I hadn't already paid her I would have left, but I wasn't ready to start grappling with her for the money.

-She got naked in a matter of seconds and urged me to do the same. She does have a killer body, including the usual shaved pussy. Luscious large tits, all natural. She doesn't DFK-kissing on the lips only-but later told me she might do so if I became a repeat customer and she got to feel comfortable with me.

-She has awesome oral skills, gives great BBBJ and will do so to completion if you so request, including CIM. I didn't so request, because I wanted to cum in her pussy. First I did some DATY. Her pussy was nice and clean, so I guess whatever hygiene problems she once had were resolved.

-The problems began when we started to fuck. We just couldn't get in a comfortable position to do the deed. We started in doggy (her suggestion) , but the sofa was too high and she was too tall to allow for comfortable penetration. Next position was me sitting on the sofa and her straddling me, with me thrusting upward. She then started getting b1tchy and telling me it was taking me too long to cum. She then stood up, said that was it for fucking, but that I could finish myself off and then cum in her mouth, which is exactly what we did. (Go figure: she'll let a guy cum in her mouth but won't French kiss him.)

-She complained that I was too much work, meaning that I didn't cum quickly enough for her. I reminded her that I had paid for an hour, and she said that she didn't mean an hour of steady work. I told her if I sessioned with her again I would want it to be in a bed. She then suggested that she come to my place.

So I'm giving her an overall mixed review, but leaning toward the negative. I don't know if I will session with her again, but if I do it will be because of her awesome body and her oral skills. I think things might be different if we were in a bed, and I may well have her come to my place. Meanwhile, I wish some of those other b1tches would clear their mailboxes.[/QUOTE]It seemed like a negative experience period based upon your report. And personally having a great body doesn't make up for a somewhat rushed experience at least not to me. I seriously doubt if the next time will be better and I would caution against having a provider come to your home. Of course that's completely up to you but it really is a big risk. Sweet Amy use to get glowing reviews but then things changed with her based on other reviews I've read. If you go back let us know how it goes.

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Posted: Friday, April 12, 2013 1:20 PM

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Hello Gentlemen

My name is Heather! I'm visiting the area. I can't wait to meet new friends so I hope you won't keep me waiting long. I'm a well reviewed erotic provider and Upon meeting me you'll realize I'm just what you wanted and needed! ! I'm a beautiful natural blonde with blue eyes, my body is addictive! I stand 5"9 140lbs 34c and a butt you'll go crazy over! My pics are real & recent. 7023285035. No african americans

Poster's age: 23.

• Location: Columbia, Columbia harbison

Had a dream about Heather. Pics are accurate but for a hair color change to brunette (she said she didn't want to change pics because of reviews). Heather is pleasant enough. Engaged in small talk for a short while upon meeting. She's a cute girl with a nice body. Not GFE though. Everything is covered. Not exactly rushed but wanted to quit CBJ way too soon. Continued for a little while longer when requested but jumped right on faster than a speeding bullet when she thought it was enough. Didn't try to have her continue for fear of things turning negative. Overall it was a pleasant experience. I would not rush to repeat but would consider if options were very limited.

Earlier this week I had the chance to dream about Blessing and Treasure again. This duo is amazing. Easy two call system. Location is at a ok rated hotel and an ok part of town. These two are far from GFE and are really " lets get down to business". I don't mind that though because I am looking for the same thing but if you are looking for GFE then you may leave disappointed. All in all I had a great time and I would recommend dreaming about these two.

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There are several girls who call themselves Tiffany who advertise on Backpage, so let's be clear which one I'm reviewing; it's this one:

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She is pretty hard to get in contact with. I first called her over a week ago and her mailbox was full. I sent her an email using Backpage's reply feature and didn't hear back from her. I had just about written her off when, lo and behold, last night she called me. We set up an appointment for this after noon at her house in the Rosewood area and agreed on $$ for an hour. Gentlemen, she was well worth the wait. Tiffany is a firecracker.

She met me at the door and we went upstairs to the bedroom. Pictures on BP are accurate but possibly a few years old. She is verasty tall, says she is 5'8" but looks much closer to 6 feet or more. I am 5'11" and she was at least as tall as me and probably a little taller, and this was with both of us barefoot. She says she is 26 but she looks a few years older, which doesn't mean she still doesn't look great. She got naked right away and paraded around non-selfconsciously while I got undressed. She has a tall, elegant, trim body with very nice breasts, not an ounce of fat, but unfortunately covered with a lot of tats which I quickly got used to, and the obligatory completely shaved kitty.

When I was undressed we got on the bed and she immediately went on the attack, shoving her tongue in my mouth and practically tickling my tonsils. We then proceeded to a full hour of unbridled ecstasy and passion, a true GFE. Suffice it to say that she does everything but anal, and she does everything uncovered except FS, for which she requires a condom. However, she let me use my own ultra-thin condom, so this wasn't a problem. During the course of the hour we did DATY, FIV, BBBJ, and CFS in CG, mish, and RCG. She says her favorite position is doggy, but we never got around to it. She has excellent oral skills and really knows how to suck a cock. She has equally good fucking skills. When we started out in CG, she rode me like she was on a bucking bronco. Downside? She got a little impatient when it took me a while to cum, and her breast are bolt-ons, although they appear to be of a high quality and barely feel like they aren't real. Also her price of $$ is a little above the going rate, but she is worth it. Will I repeat? You better believe it. BTW, she does outcall as well and doesn't charge any more if you live reasonably close. So guys, I recommend that you savor this precious jewel ASAP.

A final word on condoms. I don't know if you have a favorite condom, but I recommend the Trojan Supra. It is a polyurethane non-latex ultra-thin condom. It's so thins that it almost feels like you're doing it bareback. You can order them from Condoms Unlimited.

I had a little time to spare before heading out of Columbia last nite and made a few calls. I got lucky again when Cattelya (Secret) answered and said she was available and glad that called her after not seeing her since we first met in December. I met her at a pretty low-budget place, but she was clean and safe to spend time with. My gosh, she is a tall silky slim spinner type girl. She provided a laid back and no-rush time with my hands able to run free all over her. And she has a really wet mouth (CBJ) that made me think for a quick minute that I was in a porno video.

I didn't notice as much on my first visit that her tits were not as firm as I thought. But the rest of her was nice enough for me to really enjoy my time with her and to once again recommend her for those in the area who like the slim chocolaty type. It worked out once again for me. And I'll probably pay her another visit on another pass through Columbia. She mentioned that she has pretty much settled in Columbia now since the Florence area has been so hot.

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[QUOTE=Bizznezmann;1734817].she is a tall silky slim spinner type girl.[/QUOTE]Hmmm. I thought a spinner was, by definition, NOT tall. What the word means is that she's small enough to spin around on your dick. Click on "Abbreviations" above and check out the definition. Also check the Urban Dictionary definition: [url]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spinner[/url]

[QUOTE=Like It Slow; 1733413]*Hurry* Visiting Well Reviewed Playmate. 100% Real pics are its free! 70/100/140. 23.

Posted: Friday, April 12, 2013 1:20 PM

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Hello Gentlemen

My name is Heather! I'm visiting the area. I can't wait to meet new friends so I hope you won't keep me waiting long. I'm a well reviewed erotic provider and Upon meeting me you'll realize I'm just what you wanted and needed! ! I'm a beautiful natural blonde with blue eyes, my body is addictive! I stand 5"9 140lbs 34c and a butt you'll go crazy over! My pics are real & recent. 7023285035. No african americans

Poster's age: 23.

• Location: Columbia, Columbia harbison

Had a dream about Heather. Pics are accurate but for a hair color change to brunette (she said she didn't want to change pics because of reviews). Heather is pleasant enough. Engaged in small talk for a short while upon meeting. She's a cute girl with a nice body. Not GFE though. Everything is covered. Not exactly rushed but wanted to quit CBJ way too soon. Continued for a little while longer when requested but jumped right on faster than a speeding bullet when she thought it was enough. Didn't try to have her continue for fear of things turning negative. Overall it was a pleasant experience. I would not rush to repeat but would consider if options were very limited.[/QUOTE]Thanks for your review. Heather was at the top of my "to do" list, but she is one of those whose message box is always full and who doesn't respond to emails. But after reading your review I've decided to take her off my list. Generally, CBJ is a deal breaker for me. Besides, based on your description it sounds like she rushes things a bit and, as you said, is not a GFE. So you've saved me some money; thanks. That's why this forum is so invaluable. I wish every hobbyist would post on every session he has, at least for the first time with a girl. If that happened it would save a lot of people a lot of money.

[QUOTE=Lorenzo; 1734964]Hmmm. I thought a spinner was, by definition, NOT tall. What the word means is that she's small enough to spin around on your dick. Click on "Abbreviations" above and check out the definition. Also check the Urban Dictionary definition:

[url]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spinner[/url][/QUOTE]I agree whole-heartedly. We should all try to post accurate details if / when possible. A spinner is (by definition) a small, light girl.

LexLuther

Short / tall. She's petite. Those interested in seeing her, see her. If not, don't.

Dam, it's getting pretty complicated to post a simple review. I see why some don't want to post.

[QUOTE=Bizznezmann; 1735139]Short / tall. She's petite. Those interested in seeing her, see her. If not, don't.

Dam, it's getting pretty complicated to post a simple review. I see why some don't want to post.[/QUOTE]For God's sake lighten up! My comments were intended to be good-natured and helpful as well, brother monger. Sorry if you took them otherwise.

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Hot experience, girl was amazing. We vibed well and she blew my mind with her talent. I will be stopping by again.

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Hot experience, girl was amazing. We vibed well and she blew my mind with her talent. I will be stopping by again.[/QUOTE]Did she blow anything else? .

[QUOTE=Lorenzo;1738716]Did she blow anything else? .[/QUOTE]I couldn't think with either head I was so mind blown.

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Any info on her? She seems REALLY interesting.

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A few weeks ago, as I was approaching Columbia late one evening to do a little work in the area, I gave Kelly a call and tried to set something up for around 10:00pm that evening. She she gave me the general area and said she would call me when she was ready for me. No call back. Okay. Fast forward, I saw her ad again this morning as I got up and was about to leave the area and decided to give her one more try to see if I could satisfy my curiosity about her. Same deal. We talked for just a short time and she gave me a specific area and time to meet her and said to call her when I got there. I called, I texted and I waited for about 15 minutes before I left. And still no response from her.

I saw that she had a few reviews on The Other board and I also recall seeing a few reviews for her on the dead and gone (E). Com. This was the only reason why I made 2 attempts to see her. But since she's not interested, I guess there won't be a third attempt. Good luck to those who have an interest in meeting her. My curiosity is now gone.