Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Propilot; 1841184]I had wrote that I was not going to visit TK for at least the next two months. I lied. Yesterday I was so horny after watching all the hot businesswomen and sexy secretaries at work, that I had to get some relief. I decided to go to TK because I figured that LEO had not had enough time to organize. Greeted by mamasan and was escorted to room three. When mamasan left, I swiftly changed out all the towels on the bed before I got undressed. The provider returns and takes me to the shower and does an uninspiring mediocre scrub. We return to the room after the Ts and as I am about to lay down when I see a very small corner of the ceiling missing. My first thought was that there may be a hidden camera there taping us. When the provider excused her self, I stood up on the table and pushed my hand into the hole and felt around for a couple of seconds. I would have investigated longer, but I did not want the provider to return and see me peeking around up in the ceiling. You really would not be able to explain yourself well, if at all, even if you told her the truth.

We had some fun and soon it was time to go. As I was getting dressed the provider did not replace the towels that I had laid on. Ugh. I really do not understand why the providers do that because they have a washer and dryer there. If a hobbyist has something and it is spread to other hobbyist, then no one will go there. Why take that risk? TK and all spas providers, please strip the table after every use, it only takes a minute to remake the bed with clean towels, us hobbyist would surely appreciate the hell out of it.[/quote]Must have been you I passed on the way in yesterday. Waited for you to enter then I rang the bell. Asked for the last girl I had been with the beautiful pussy but mamasan said on vacation. Said try new girl. In she walks and I took the bait. When she returned I saw the years on her and the fake tits but said what the hell. Got down to business with her giving me BBBJ after my persuasion then we 69'd. Mish then dog but I lost it. Had her sit and BBBJ me till CIM. She takes instruction well. Tipped her and we laughed and talked on the way out the door. Good attitude, I'll blast again in her.

Visited Wednesday night. Had a devil of a time finding the place though. I saw Lisa who is very cute and playful. However, her massage technique left me sore the next day. Lots of hard pressing and squeezing and not much massage. I did leave happy, though she wasn't as accommodating as I had liked. She did suggest I come back and ask for Coco next time.

Google maps takes you to a barber shop a couple blocks too far. Is this possibly on purpose or does anyone have any objections to putting in a report with Google to get it corrected? I've had them fix things like this before.

[QUOTE=KingMountain;1841445]Must have been you I passed on the way in yesterday. Waited for you to enter then I rang the bell. Asked for the last girl I had been with the beautiful pussy but mamasan said on vacation. Said try new girl. In she walks and I took the bait. When she returned I saw the years on her and the fake tits but said what the hell. Got down to business with her giving me BBBJ after my persuasion then we 69'd. Mish then dog but I lost it. Had her sit and BBBJ me till CIM. She takes instruction well. Tipped her and we laughed and talked on the way out the door. Good attitude, I'll blast again in her.[/QUOTE]Did you get her name?

Went to check out CY this time instead of TK, and I'm glad I did. Without giving all the juicy details on the board for LE to read, I will give you on a brief summary of my visit. Provider was in her mid 30's, slim with HUGE boobs! Fake but nice! Shower and massage was ok. Left very happy and will repeat.

Stay safe!

[QUOTE=MikeInDC;1841811]Visited Wednesday night. Had a devil of a time finding the place though. Google maps takes you to a barber shop a couple blocks too far. Is this possibly on purpose or does anyone have any objections to putting in a report with Google to get it corrected? I've had them fix things like this before.[/QUOTE]Without wading into the more / less info online argument I'd say just let it be. It's not like there's a lot of retail or office space in the vicinity to wade through. You used google maps, but seriously, before you go just take a gander at google maps w / sat view and see what the likely building locations are. There are only a couple buildings there there for a spa location. One corner is a huge empty lot, one is a auto dealership, the other is a dunkin donuts. So, that leaves the mall and the barber shop and the spa sure as hell ain't in that barber shop! Sorry you had trouble finding it, but if you had the visit I had there maybe better you didn't find it. Good cunting.

I was in the neighborhood yesterday, so made a one-hour stop at TK. Standard rates. Asked for Kandi, but she was busy. I said I'd come back later, but greeter said another girl available just as good a masseuse as Kandi. I was in need of a massage, so I said OK. Got Jay. Very nice rack. Some sort of eye problem, but a pleasant girl. Didn't give everything I wanted, but it was fine. I won't make a special trip up there, but if in the neighborhood and achy, I would stop in again. I won't bore everyone with massage details here.

[QUOTE=ElectricAve;1839882]I am curious about the one in lanham, can anybody PM me with information before I waste my money. Looking for a MP with providers that are not asian.[/QUOTE]I've actually been very recently, and left fairly happy without an ounce of stress or trouble; she didn't use to much oil or anything. It was $.70 for the hour and I tipped a crisp .40. Standard NoVa finish; roamed over the clothes. Couldn't get under and didn't have the presence of mind to ask. All and all, not the best but certainly not the worst. Not be far.

[QUOTE=hummus;1843661]Without wading into the more / less info online argument I'd say just let it be. It's not like there's a lot of retail or office space in the vicinity to wade through. You used google maps, but seriously, before you go just take a gander at google maps w / sat view and see what the likely building locations are. There are only a couple buildings there there for a spa location. One corner is a huge empty lot, one is a auto dealership, the other is a dunkin donuts. So, that leaves the mall and the barber shop and the spa sure as hell ain't in that barber shop! Sorry you had trouble finding it, but if you had the visit I had there maybe better you didn't find it. Good cunting.[/QUOTE]Well, I tend to rely on my Android phone navigation which obviously relies on Google Maps. I honestly don't think satellite view would have helped much. It wasn't clear that the street view image was a barber shop. I only saw the small sign when I pulled up. For all I knew the MP was in a standalone house.

But I don't plan to go back. I had hoped Lisa's recommendation of Coco meant she would be more accommodating but she was not. She wouldn't take a stitch of clothing off, though she did agree to a little more than Lisa had agreed to.

I guess their style of massage is acupressure? I don't really care for it much.

JESSICA.

She so nice lady, great TS and good sevice

Last weekend saw Jessica. She gave me great shower and good msg. I like her. I like this place.

[QUOTE=Banana911;1846385]Last weekend saw Jessica. She gave me great shower and good msg. I like her. I like this place.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the update, Jessica. You get points for effort here.

[QUOTE=MikeInDC; 1845017]Well, I tend to rely on my Android phone navigation which obviously relies on Google Maps. I honestly don't think satellite view would have helped much. It wasn't clear that the street view image was a barber shop. I only saw the small sign when I pulled up. For all I knew the MP was in a standalone house.

But I don't plan to go back. I had hoped Lisa's recommendation of Coco meant she would be more accommodating but she was not. She wouldn't take a stitch of clothing off, though she did agree to a little more than Lisa had agreed to.

I guess their style of massage is acupressure? I don't really care for it much.[/QUOTE]This place has been rub and tug since the beginning. Like most rub and tugs YMMV, but anyone hoping to get more right off the bat is probably going to be disappointed. There are other places with consistently high ratings that treat new customers as old friends. I don't think this place is one of them. I agree, acupressure is not my favorite style either.

I figured with all the talk about this spa lately I should share my experiences. Before I do I should say I have been going here pretty regularly since the opened. Long time members know this is the same management that brought us the famous BT.

So on this visit I saw Lisa, who is very pretty and petite and could easily be or passing for a 20 something. She gives a great massage and being the type that likes a strong massage it suits my taste. I always start with the table shower which is the place you should be getting to know her with conversation (if you wait till you get in the room keep it to a whisper the guy in the next room doesn't want to hear you) in the shower you can speak in a normal voice and hear and understand each other.

Back to the room great massage no rush she took her time and never once tried to upsell.

After the soft touch and the flip I left relaxed and happy. I won't say what she did for me here but for long time members that know what BT was it was a very similar ending. I have been a long time customer and anyone visiting should know YMMV and if you just started going there or make your 1st visit you can't expect the same level of service offered to loyal long time customers. It would be silly to expect that.

I would repeat and plan to on Sunday when Coco returns.

Side note. Mya here is also worth a visit she may be older than Lisa but she has experience and is very sweet, her service is great you will be pleased with either one.

Total damage $.70 some may say I was too generous but if you remember BT that service should be rewarded.

That's all for now if I see Coco I will post another review.

[QUOTE=Brahmabull; 1848026]I figured with all the talk about this spa lately I should share my experiences. Before I do I should say I have been going here pretty regularly since the opened. Long time members know this is the same management that brought us the famous BT.

So on this visit I saw Lisa, who is very pretty and petite and could easily be or passing for a 20 something. She gives a great massage and being the type that likes a strong massage it suits my taste. I always start with the table shower which is the place you should be getting to know her with conversation (if you wait till you get in the room keep it to a whisper the guy in the next room doesn't want to hear you) in the shower you can speak in a normal voice and hear and understand each other.

Back to the room great massage no rush she took her time and never once tried to upsell.

After the soft touch and the flip I left relaxed and happy. I won't say what she did for me here but for long time members that know what BT was it was a very similar ending. I have been a long time customer and anyone visiting should know YMMV and if you just started going there or make your 1st visit you can't expect the same level of service offered to loyal long time customers. It would be silly to expect that.

I would repeat and plan to on Sunday when Coco returns.

Side note. Mya here is also worth a visit she may be older than Lisa but she has experience and is very sweet, her service is great you will be pleased with either one.

Total damage $.70 some may say I was too generous but if you remember BT that service should be rewarded.

That's all for now if I see Coco I will post another review.[/QUOTE]Hey ROCK! Haven't seen you on THIS site for a while. Where you been, bro?

Went here last week and posted the review in MONT. CO. Co. Sorry, I was drunk. Went back tonight with an appointment made with the girl from last week. Mamasan greets me. 38 DD's braless. On the way to the room I grabbed her tits twice. She slapped my hands laughing. Says my girl will be "5 minutes".5 minutes later mamasan comes in the room and says my name. Says she remembers me from DC years ago. She says I was "famous"!. Guys, I am talented but I can't be making this shit up. She looked familiar but I couldn't quite remember her though. So, in walks "donna". Called her by her real name she told me last week and she smiled. Same service as last week. And then some! Man, this girl is pure. I am teaching her well. Tipped her GRACIOUSLY and told her I'd see her in a few days. She hugged and kissed me as I left.