Elgin

Hair by Weedeater. Body by Pillsbury Doughboy. Makeup by The Halloween Store. She'd have to rub my memory away.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2853095][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/come-by-and-let-me-rub-your-stress-away/35814575[/URL] For some reason the link didn't work in my first post. Here is the link for white men under 40 who want to pay $$ for a HJ. LOL. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HockeyGuy;2853720]Look at her pictures. How many kids has she had with those stretch marks. LOL.[/QUOTE]I would suspect the last child walked out wearing a top hat and swinging a cane and still never hit the walls.

I tried calling just for chuckles and never got an answer.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/come-by-and-let-me-rub-your-stress-away/35908217[/URL] I will be the first to admit that I have had some ugly grandma's at AMP's and it didn't bother me that much. The problem here with dough girl is her price structure. I don't think she did much research on price structure before she threw this ad up on BP. She might want to do some research on pricing and maybe take an economics class. She might also need to come to terms with the fact that most of her customers might be over 40. SaintChuck.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2856021][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/come-by-and-let-me-rub-your-stress-away/35908217[/URL] I will be the first to admit that I have had some ugly grandma's at AMP's and it didn't bother me that much. The problem here with dough girl is her price structure. I don't think she did much research on price structure before she threw this ad up on BP. She might want to do some research on pricing and maybe take an economics class. She might also need to come to terms with the fact that most of her customers might be over 40. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]I had a dream that involved her. It wasn't a terrible dream, but not a good one either. It was a overly exhaustive process to even meet. She had a "manager", a big girl, that I wouldn't consider poking. It was an up-sell from the start. I opted for BBBJ, at the high rate of. 7, which included full nude play. She was into it, while her manager waited in the bathroom, essentially listening in for her moment and when I asked about full service while she was going down on me, Kool-Aid man busted out of the bathroom with the up-sell. It was awkward and too high, so I declined.

The event continued and she was into it and even talked dirty to get me to finish. At which point Kool-aid man busted out again asking for a tip. Instead of arguing or starting a fight, I gave the requested. 10 tip and promptly left.

I have since had negotiations mentioning the excessive rate, with no success.

Overall, I liked playing with her tits and pussy, it was a 7/10 BBBJ while I fingered her, but with the. 8 total I doubt I'll dream about that again.

Piemaster.

Sounds like you could have used a harpoon for Kool-aid man, LOL.

[QUOTE=Piemaster;2856732]I had a dream that involved her. It wasn't a terrible dream, but not a good one either. It was a overly exhaustive process to even meet. She had a "manager", a big girl, that I wouldn't consider poking. It was an up-sell from the start. I opted for BBBJ, at the high rate of. 7, which included full nude play. She was into it, while her manager waited in the bathroom, essentially listening in for her moment and when I asked about full service while she was going down on me, Kool-Aid man busted out of the bathroom with the up-sell. It was awkward and too high, so I declined.

The event continued and she was into it and even talked dirty to get me to finish. At which point Kool-aid man busted out again asking for a tip. Instead of arguing or starting a fight, I gave the requested. 10 tip and promptly left.

I have since had negotiations mentioning the excessive rate, with no success.

Overall, I liked playing with her tits and pussy, it was a 7/10 BBBJ while I fingered her, but with the. 8 total I doubt I'll dream about that again.

Piemaster.[/QUOTE]

Stopped in this morning. 2 girls / women / workers whatever we choose to call them when they're middle age. One was drying her just washed wet hair, the other was pitching me on half hour or whole. She was wearing a sexy black dress that showed off her ample milking station and a short hemline exposing plenty of thigh as she sat there at her computer. She was being very friendly. My interest was piqued but I didn't pull the trigger. Grabbed a card and promised to return later. I don't know why I'm doing this but it's becoming more common.

Head off to work but the whole rest of the day I couldn't shake her. So I pulled in again on my way home. She was there and I handed her 40 for a half.

3 doors down I go. She comes in and I haven't even gotten onto the table yet. Thats ok with her and she just watches me get ready. I invite her to lay down and eventually she does. 5 minutes later her dress has been rearranged into a more comfortable way to enjoy the massage, which includes some exposed pantyhose. Little does she know that's one of my fetishes so we paused there. She let me tinker around for a while before I finished myself off at the 29 min mark. 3 X on the way out I asked her her name and 3 X she said the same thing, "No English."

She did know arithmetic however as adding 20 & 20 together made her smile. Good value.

They change talent here pretty regular so I doubt if she'll be there next time I go.

You did self serve and tipped her the normal rate for her doing it?

[QUOTE=HeadFirst;2857545]Stopped in this morning. 2 girls / women / workers whatever we choose to call them when they're middle age. One was drying her just washed wet hair, the other was pitching me on half hour or whole. She was wearing a sexy black dress that showed off her ample milking station and a short hemline exposing plenty of thigh as she sat there at her computer. She was being very friendly. My interest was piqued but I didn't pull the trigger. Grabbed a card and promised to return later. I don't know why I'm doing this but it's becoming more common.

Head off to work but the whole rest of the day I couldn't shake her. So I pulled in again on my way home. She was there and I handed her 40 for a half.

3 doors down I go. She comes in and I haven't even gotten onto the table yet. Thats ok with her and she just watches me get ready. I invite her to lay down and eventually she does. 5 minutes later her dress has been rearranged into a more comfortable way to enjoy the massage, which includes some exposed pantyhose. Little does she know that's one of my fetishes so we paused there. She let me tinker around for a while before I finished myself off at the 29 min mark. 3 X on the way out I asked her her name and 3 X she said the same thing, "No English."

She did know arithmetic however as adding 20 & 20 together made her smile. Good value.

They change talent here pretty regular so I doubt if she'll be there next time I go.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2857686]You did self serve and tipped her the normal rate for her doing it?[/QUOTE]We had lots of fun between the 5-29 min marks. Trust me when I say it was a good value!

One of C'Villes black and grays was backed in taking up 2 parking spaces in front of Best's entrance today around noon. Half hour later still there.

[QUOTE=HeadFirst;2859694]One of C'Villes black and grays was backed in taking up 2 parking spaces in front of Best's entrance today around noon. Half hour later still there.[/QUOTE]They were gone by 3, which is when I stopped by. Good visit, left happy.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sunflower-massage-spa-312-522-8750-grand-opening-on-april-11th-2016/35952029[/URL] This will be the third Spa at this location in less than a year. I never even got to try the first version because they were only open for a few weeks in June 2015 and they got busted and that was the end of them. Then it opened back up around Halloween and was gone by mid December. When I went there in November I had a less than memorable experience. I hope that the new owners did some serious remodeling. First off, the room I was in was the size of a janitors closet. There was nowhere to hang your clothes in the room, they just had this old metal folding chair. The thin little walls didn't go all the way to the ceiling, so you got to hear the monger next to you doing his when harry met sally impersonation. The old tile floor was just disgusting and when I took my socks off I almost stuck to the floor. The floor was very sticky and had a nice build up of every bodily fluid you could imagine. I sincerely hope that this place has been steam cleaned and remodeled. If anybody decides to TOFTT next week, remember to look at the floor before you take your socks off. SaintChuck.

I'll pass on this one. LOL.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2861807][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sunflower-massage-spa-312-522-8750-grand-opening-on-april-11th-2016/35952029[/URL] This will be the third Spa at this location in less than a year. I never even got to try the first version because they were only open for a few weeks in June 2015 and they got busted and that was the end of them. Then it opened back up around Halloween and was gone by mid December. When I went there in November I had a less than memorable experience. I hope that the new owners did some serious remodeling. First off, the room I was in was the size of a janitors closet. There was nowhere to hang your clothes in the room, they just had this old metal folding chair. The thin little walls didn't go all the way to the ceiling, so you got to hear the monger next to you doing his when harry met sally impersonation. The old tile floor was just disgusting and when I took my socks off I almost stuck to the floor. The floor was very sticky and had a nice build up of every bodily fluid you could imagine. I sincerely hope that this place has been steam cleaned and remodeled. If anybody decides to TOFTT next week, remember to look at the floor before you take your socks off. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2861807][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sunflower-massage-spa-312-522-8750-grand-opening-on-april-11th-2016/35952029[/URL] This will be the third Spa at this location in less than a year. I never even got to try the first version because they were only open for a few weeks in June 2015 and they got busted and that was the end of them. Then it opened back up around Halloween and was gone by mid December. When I went there in November I had a less than memorable experience. I hope that the new owners did some serious remodeling. First off, the room I was in was the size of a janitors closet. There was nowhere to hang your clothes in the room, they just had this old metal folding chair. The thin little walls didn't go all the way to the ceiling, so you got to hear the monger next to you doing his when harry met sally impersonation. The old tile floor was just disgusting and when I took my socks off I almost stuck to the floor. The floor was very sticky and had a nice build up of every bodily fluid you could imagine. I sincerely hope that this place has been steam cleaned and remodeled. If anybody decides to TOFTT next week, remember to look at the floor before you take your socks off. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]I think this is part of an ownership group with a lot of other places too [URL]http://www.massagechinese.com/[/URL] I know when I went to ZY only self service was offered so haven't been back.

-w.

[QUOTE=Wenger;2865280]I think this is part of an ownership group with a lot of other places too [URL]http://www.massagechinese.com/[/URL] I know when I went to ZY only self service was offered so haven't been back.

-w.[/QUOTE]When I was there in November it wasn't self service. It was your standard jackhammer pump and dump. I just hope that the new owners cleaned the place because the floor was disgusting in this place and it was small. It felt like you were going into somebody's old shed to get a HJ. SaintChuck.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2865571]When I was there in November it wasn't self service. It was your standard jackhammer pump and dump. I just hope that the new owners cleaned the place because the floor was disgusting in this place and it was small. It felt like you were going into somebody's old shed to get a HJ. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]"Somebody's old shed" . Ha ha ha your post made me spit all over my iPad from cracking up. Love your posts, Chuck!