Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=DrGrayGhost;1391761]Why does it seem that there are so few decent looking body rub providers in Cleveland? The ones that do post accurate pictures, don't intrigue me, the ones that post fake pics, I just look past. It's hard for me to believe there aren't any decent looking girls out there that would be willing to provide a good simple service for a reasonable rate, and post real pictures OF THEMSELVES. I won't even look at an ad that posts more than $$$, just for a HE. That's ridiculous, no way, no how should it be more than $$$. As for the fake pics, you can fool me once (for example: Anita's girls) , but I'll never go back, because you post fake pics that are in no way accurate. My purpose isn't just to slam one provider, they all suck around here, and I don't mean literally![/QUOTE]Have you ever tried Vida from Backpage? Pics are accurate, (she is cuter in person). Great young body. Great attitude, very accomodating and usually easy to reach. Once she gets to know you she really heats up. The massage is nice and the ending is great. Definitly get a BANG for your buck.

Sexysushine. Talked way too much. Long sob story about health issues.

[QUOTE=SalesmanNeo; 1393241]Here we go guys. Don't mean to write a book, but time to post up here. Wish we coudl get real feedback instead of the self promoting, and bashing.

I cover NEO as my territory, and enduldge myself from time to time. Excuse my spelling if I butcher this, but want to post and move on:

Anita: good provider, a bit pricey for the fakes pics, but okay massage, with okay release. (Extra too $$$)

AMPs in Warren, Enough said (Extras galore)

West 25th. Waste of money, girls don't take (no Extras)

Laura is very good a bit $$$ but a good time, plus a little older

Sandy: worth drive, great massage and very nice ending, (alternate ending, maybe)

Littlesugar in lorain (Avoid)

Summer great value.

North Olmsted: great massage, (ending, not so much)

Maria. (Avoid, unless you like old ladies) [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jbobs1;1393308]Have you ever tried Vida from Backpage? Pics are accurate, (she is cuter in person). Great young body. Great attitude, very accomodating and usually easy to reach. Once she gets to know you she really heats up. The massage is nice and the ending is great. Definitly get a BANG for your buck.[/QUOTE]Yes, in my opinion, Vida is the best I have seen! I never felt the need to report on her, because all that I have read has been accurate. My schedule doesn't always coincide with hers, I work during the day and have the weekends off, just like her, most of the time. I still see her sometimes, but there are times between visits that I could use another decent, reasonable, and reliable provider that's not a pig or in a neighborhood that I feel like I'm going to be robbed in, which isn't so easy to come by.

[QUOTE=Jbobs1;1393308]Have you ever tried Vida from Backpage? Pics are accurate, (she is cuter in person). Great young body. Great attitude, very accomodating and usually easy to reach. Once she gets to know you she really heats up. The massage is nice and the ending is great. Definitly get a BANG for your buck.[/QUOTE]I must say, I've seen Vida 4 times and she does get better with each. Just wish she was a) a bit bustier (very modest in the chest) and be) lived much closer. But that BUTT!

Well maybe I'm just unlucky or calling at the wrong times although I have called at a few different times but I have never been able to get ahold of her and she has never returned my phone messages so I have removed her from my bucket list.

I'm just plain tired of the be. S. That I have to go through trying to meet some of these chicks so that I can give them my money!

[QUOTE=Mikey2K; 1393527]Well maybe I'm just unlucky or calling at the wrong times although I have called at a few different times but I have never been able to get ahold of her and she has never returned my phone messages so I have removed her from my bucket list.

I'm just plain tired of the be. S. That I have to go through trying to meet some of these chicks so that I can give them my money![/QUOTE]Vida can be a pain in the ass to get a hold of. Remember, these are not business people! When they need the dough they answer the phone. Otherwise. It took me I think over a month of intermittent tries before I finally reached Vida. That said, she was worth the visit and I even returned once. If she were easier to schedule I probably see her a lot more frequently, LOL. Mikey

Going to be in Cleveland on business mid-week next week. Looking for a good massage, HE, from an attractive girl, in a safe area. Can any local guys offer a suggestion?

Thanks!

[QUOTE=Mikey2K; 1393527]Well maybe I'm just unlucky or calling at the wrong times although I have called at a few different times but I have never been able to get ahold of her and she has never returned my phone messages so I have removed her from my bucket list.

I'm just plain tired of the be. S. That I have to go through trying to meet some of these chicks so that I can give them my money![/QUOTE]I had to call a few different times before getting an appointment. Kind of a pain in the ass, as she directs you to her place instead of giving the address up front. I think she waits to see you drive by, then tells you what place she is located.

I was not overly impressed, she is decent looking with a decent body, gave me a release and a few extras. May or may not go back, have others that impress me more.

Any details on this new place. Been through all the girls at Jaimes, looking for new!

[url]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/mind-and-body-massage-440-579-2990-5000-special-24/9359810[/url]

[QUOTE=I Love Massage; 1399196]Any details on this new place. Been through all the girls at Jaimes, looking for new!

[url]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/mind-and-body-massage-440-579-2990-5000-special-24/9359810[/url][/QUOTE]I not looking to start an argument here, but this is your second post. In my opinion, your first two posts haven't provided anything useful for anyone here. For example, you told us you didn't really care for Vida, but you never said why. You told us there were better providers out there, but you never said who. Now you tell us that you've been through all Jaime's girls, but you fail to mention anything about any of them. I don't think you're going to have a lot luck getting any help on this board when you're not willing to help anyone else. That's just my opinion, not an argument!

[QUOTE=DrGrayGhost;1399383]I not looking to start an argument here, but this is your second post. In my opinion, your first two posts haven't provided anything useful for anyone here. For example, you told us you didn't really care for Vida, but you never said why. You told us there were better providers out there, but you never said who. Now you tell us that you've been through all Jaime's girls, but you fail to mention anything about any of them. I don't think you're going to have a lot luck getting any help on this board when you're not willing to help anyone else. That's just my opinion, not an argument![/QUOTE]Do you want me to write a full two explanation on my first two posts? Seriously amd Jokingly (is that a word) , give me a break.

Vida just didn't excite me. I'll admit, I'm attracted to hot ladies.

Jazelyn. Hot lookig, but hot and cold during each session. Never know which Jazelyn is going to show up.

Carmella. Nice bod, good looking. Was more fun in the past than now.

Raven. I like spinners and she is not one, not a large girl though. Nice breasts, nice ass. Ony saw her once. May or may repeat.

Scarlet. Moved out of state. Was the best there.

Lisa. Hot latina. Spinner. Best there now.

Marissa. Was definitely best for your money massage in Cleveland but not doing massage now (still available but other services)

[QUOTE=I Love Massage; 1399802]Do you want me to write a full two explanation on my first two posts? Seriously amd Jokingly (is that a word) , give me a break.

Vida just didn't excite me. I'll admit, I'm attracted to hot ladies.

Jazelyn. Hot lookig, but hot and cold during each session. Never know which Jazelyn is going to show up.

Carmella. Nice bod, good looking. Was more fun in the past than now.

Raven. I like spinners and she is not one, not a large girl though. Nice breasts, nice ass. Ony saw her once. May or may repeat.

Scarlet. Moved out of state. Was the best there.

Lisa. Hot latina. Spinner. Best there now.

Marissa. Was definitely best for your money massage in Cleveland but not doing massage now (still available but other services) [/QUOTE]You may think this is good intel but it is not.

How about expanding on time there? Dollars? Finish? Extras? Massage quality? Clothing?

The above info can be taken off their ads.

Come on man. Contribute and it will return to you.

Okay,

I did well at mountaineer this past week, so figured I would make some rounds

Was interested in all the vida talk. One word avoid.

Jamie's. Nice massage but like Anita's, fake pics.

Giovanna around Baldwin Wallace. Rushes and she is not attractive at all.

I guess I love yellow fever cause I love the girls in warren. Kinda fun going from place to place and get massage only. Tons of teasing throughout he day.

I decided to take a chance and TOFTT. One of the best decisions I've made recently. This place just started advertising recently and the pics caught my attention. Like many of you I was leery about calling them but after my first choice didn't feel up to an appointment (at least she didn't invite me over and then give a sub-par performance) and my second choice didn't answer or return my call I broke my own rule and called. Sage was very polite and helpful in setting my appointment last minute. She gave me directions and when I arrived I called to get the address. They're located near the Cleveland / Lakewood border. Once inside there was light verification. Since I could find nothing on them I chose the half hour for. 65. I chose my girl, my massage type, dropped the donation there at the desk, then I was escorted down the hall and introduced to Marilyn. The only thing I can say is WOW, this girl's pics could have been taken that day. She's as hot in person as she is in her pics, I don't think I could have made a better choice. As far as the service goes, let's just say that seeing the girl that was in the pics was not the best thing that happened. I opted for the erotic massage although other types were offered so I cannot verify the therapeutic quality. With all that said let's get to what you really want to know. Marilyn could not have been sweeter. She is very easy to talk to and she makes you feel comfortable from the get go. She's native american (no she's not a natural blonde, I asked) with a tight spinner body, small A's, and a great ass. She's saving up for some modest man mades. The base massage is done in sexy clothing but for a small gratuity, in. 2 increments, the top comes off, the bottoms come off, hands are allowed to roam anywhere as long as it is not to vigorous. I splurged for the topless experience and my hands were allowed to roam pretty much wherever I wanted but I didn't push it. She takes her time and is not that concerned with the clock. A HE will be had and you will leave fully satisfied and not feeling cheated in any way. Enjoy gentleman, I plan to again ASAP. As for the extras I can only speak for Marilyn, nothing but a massage is on the menu until she's known you for a while and then, maybe. The other girls may offer more but I just don't know. I'll report when I try a different entree. If there's anything else you'the like to know or if I've forgotten something just let me know. Keep Your Powder Dry. C688.

[url]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/best-deal-in-town-25/9435728[/url]

Nice report Cheetah. I was on the phone with them on Wed, but the girl I wanted wasn't working that day. The black girl with blonde hair is absolutely smoking. Then I got a hold of a regular and that was that, but I'm gonna give this place a try and report. Thanks again, we all know a lot of times things don't turn out so well with unreviewed girls.