Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Mike Wazowski]But, Speed, have you ever had the displeasure of bathing with Irish Spring? I can, completely, identify with why the original poster wouldn't want that heavy, very distinct scent waifting off his body if he has someone he goes home to.

Hell, I don't have anyone to come home to and I don't want the stink (only way I can describe it) of Irish Spring lingering on me.[/QUOTE]Personally I use Dove only because a dermatoligist told me over 25 years ago that of all the soaps, Dove is the least abrasive on your body. I have had too many memorable expierences during the TS to worry what soap they are using. They could use melted goat cheese on me and I would not care and probably not even notice. LOL Just out of curiousity, how do you feel about the taste of seafood on your upper lip after the massage is over? . And I am not even sure why you are getting the massage in the first place if you have someone waiting for you at home. If you are not happy at home. Why stay? If it were me, I would try to fix the problems at home and not worry about what soap someplace is using. Just remember: if you are getting "extras" on the side, what makes you think she isn't doing the same thing. And it's even easier for her, all she has to do is make eye contact with any number of hundreds of guys sitting in any bar on any given night. And I guarentee it won't cost her 1 penny.

[QUOTE=SpeedRacer29]Personally I use Dove only because a dermatoligist told me over 25 years ago that of all the soaps, Dove is the least abrasive on your body. I have had too many memorable expierences during the TS to worry what soap they are using. They could use melted goat cheese on me and I would not care and probably not even notice. LOL Just out of curiousity, how do you feel about the taste of seafood on your upper lip after the massage is over? . And I am not even sure why you are getting the massage in the first place if you have someone waiting for you at home. If you are not happy at home. Why stay? If it were me, I would try to fix the problems at home and not worry about what soap someplace is using. Just remember: if you are getting "extras" on the side, what makes you think she isn't doing the same thing. And it's even easier for her, all she has to do is make eye contact with any number of hundreds of guys sitting in any bar on any given night. And I guarentee it won't cost her 1 penny.[/QUOTE]

Oh, I quite agree with you on the not mongering when you've got someone at home concept. However, you do realize that you and I are in the extreme minority of non-married/non-attached mongers, right?

Hey I was surprised too when I found out that most of our peers in this hobby are married.

[QUOTE=Mike Wazowski]Oh, I quite agree with you on the not mongering when you've got someone at home concept. However, you do realize that you and I are in the extreme minority of non-married/non-attached mongers, right?

Hey I was surprised too when I found out that most of our peers in this hobby are married.[/QUOTE]

I'm with you too. No ball and chain for this wookie either. To old, to set in my ways to change

I have my disposable income to use so I figure that I may as well use it on a disposable hobby too. Don't get me wrong, women are great but I can only tolerate then for short periods of time!

[QUOTE=TampaDave]Anyone visited Ocean Spa on US19 at Klosterman?[/QUOTE]
Stopped by there last night. I saw Yung, whose name might be a bit misleading, but she's was pretty enough for an older girl.- definitely north of 35, how far north it's hard to say. She asked if I wanted everything and I said yes, pretty straight to the point but the mamasan there knows me. She remembers me because she used to get irate that I'd bring in coupons from Creative Loafing every time "only supposed to use one time! "

Anyway, she also asked for her tip up front, which is not something I care for much but I let it slide. I went ahead and gave her an extra $, which she seemed more than content with. Hard to say if this is standard since she kept going on and on about how much she liked me. Took it with a grain of salt.

Service was decent, she was pleasant and well mannered. Said she's from Atlanta and only down here for the next 3 weeks or so.

sound like a couple old hens. Fix it at home or leave is not always anywhere near a reasonable option. I monger/hobby because I enjoy the hunt, really like the find and have a defective monogamy gland.

It cannot be human nature to be monogamous. I will discuss my theory on genetics with you another time-- its way too long to be presented here. The short story of it is that men are genetically programmed over millions of years of evolution to not be monogamous. And besides, when mongering, they let me cum in their mouth.

Nemo

Yes, I know, Cheating is wrong, drugs are wrong blah, blah blah.

I am trying to make the best of the situation. I picked a great mother for the kids. Not a great lover.

She would divorce me over asian spas.

She would divorce me over the weed I smoke

I feel like batman or Dexter (kudos to Dark Passenger). Secret identity and all.

Two years ago, I made a lot of money on one real estate deal (6 fgures). I wanted to take a 1 week fishing vacation in Belize. Wife said no. So now I take my vacation $200 at a time.

I am careful. Probably a perverted part of the thrill.

My Name is Amperage. I have yellow fever and I have yet to find a support group.

Had a great time at pinetree Sunday Morning. New girl Terri. Usual damage. Very affectionate. Stands out among a lot of girls.

I hope everyone of you SOB's experience varies.

[QUOTE=Nemodc]sound like a couple old hens. Fix it at home or leave is not always anywhere near a reasonable option. I monger/hobby because I enjoy the hunt, really like the find and have a defective monogamy gland.[/QUOTE]

Cluck, cluck, cluck.

Or is it cock-a-doodle-do!

And I suppose you are the varmint who steals our freshly laid eggs?

Give us all a shot, the local ladies will be out of business.


[url]http://www.abcnews.go.com/Technolog...=5702390&page=1[/url]

and for children born in the future--

[url]http://melbourne.indymedia.org/print.php?id=72317[/url]

Originally discovered in 2004, further scientific study (published last several days) confirms.

Ive always believed I had a defective monogamy gland, good to know its really a gene.

Anyone here volunteer for the first to be "cured"??

Nemo

[QUOTE=Nemodc]sound like a couple old hens. Fix it at home or leave is not always anywhere near a reasonable option. I monger/hobby because I enjoy the hunt, really like the find and have a defective monogamy gland.

It cannot be human nature to be monogamous. I will discuss my theory on genetics with you another time-- its way too long to be presented here. The short story of it is that men are genetically programmed over millions of years of evolution to not be monogamous. And besides, when mongering, they let me cum in their mouth.

Nemo[/QUOTE]

Oh, yes, I know what you are talking about. Splitting up can be a financial drain, far exceeding what is spent mongering.

I (I can't speak for Speed or Wook) certainly wasn't passing judgement or preaching. I was well aware that married men were very much a part of the hobby, so to speak, before I began to monger myself.

My surprise was that the majority of mongers were married and not guys who, like Charlie Sheen, were "paying for them to go home" when he was done with them. Or, guys, like me, who realize that they have that defective gene you brought up, and mongered when in between girlfriends.

I mean, when I've got one I don't have to pay up front, I'm not out mongering. But when I don't have someone around who wants to play, I'm on the streets or on the phone finding someone!

I, too, fell into the marriage scam when I went through my mid-life crisis, when everyone was asking why I never settled down. I'm just glad the wife had the same defective gene as me and you and was willing to walk away with no one owing anyone anything.

I ran across this list awhile back and I incorporated it into my little gig so it works pretty dang well. Of course it helps if you know where to get bait when you need it to add to your little happy chest. I figure if your lady leaves you I havent missed out on years of neglect. I just pick up where I left off at. Of course shes gonna get paid just like the ho's and then she will go away too.. Not to bad a deal if you ask me..LOL!!

Most chicks are gonna leave one day anyway if you give them any reason or when the kids are grown. People dont stay together 30 yrs anymore.

Have fun enjoy your life drink alot of beer and whatever else you enjoy doing.

Happy Hunting..

The Do's and Dont's of Mongering I ran across:

Step1
First off, this is only going to work if you and you're spouse are at work a lot. Otherwise, you're going to have to join a gym or enlist in a recreational club where you're out of the house a lot.
Step2
Tell your wife you're on a special project at work which requires you to spend extended periods of time at the office. It's a plausible lie so they have to believe it. While they think you're putting in extra time on the job, you're actually getting a job (blow or hand, your choice) with your piece of tail.
Step3
If you can't use the office bit, join a gym and go at night--every night. This will afford you about two hours out of the house and when if comes right down to it, you only need about two hours anyway.
Step4
Load up your trunk with an extra set or two of clothes, toiletries, a mirror, condoms and anything else you might need readily available.
Step5
Don't leave any evidence on your computer at home. If your spouse gets even one hint of you fooling around, the first place they're going to check is your computer. No email, no strange internet sites, nothing. If you need to be in communication with the person you're cheating with, use a work computer











[QUOTE=Amperage]Yes, I know, Cheating is wrong, drugs are wrong blah, blah blah.

I am trying to make the best of the situation. I picked a great mother for the kids. Not a great lover.

She would divorce me over asian spas.

She would divorce me over the weed I smoke

I feel like batman or Dexter (kudos to Dark Passenger). Secret identity and all.

Two years ago, I made a lot of money on one real estate deal (6 fgures). I wanted to take a 1 week fishing vacation in Belize. Wife said no. So now I take my vacation $200 at a time.

I am careful. Probably a perverted part of the thrill.

My Name is Amperage. I have yellow fever and I have yet to find a support group.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=R Consultant]I ran across this list awhile back and I incorporated it into my little gig so it works pretty dang well. Of course it helps if you know where to get bait when you need it to add to your little happy chest. I figure if your lady leaves you I havent missed out on years of neglect. I just pick up where I left off at. Of course shes gonna get paid just like the ho's and then she will go away too.. Not to bad a deal if you ask me..LOL!!

Most chicks are gonna leave one day anyway if you give them any reason or when the kids are grown. People dont stay together 30 yrs anymore.

Have fun enjoy your life drink alot of beer and whatever else you enjoy doing.

Happy Hunting..

The Do's and Dont's of Mongering I ran across:

Step1
First off, this is only going to work if you and you're spouse are at work a lot. Otherwise, you're going to have to join a gym or enlist in a recreational club where you're out of the house a lot.
Step2
Tell your wife you're on a special project at work which requires you to spend extended periods of time at the office. It's a plausible lie so they have to believe it. While they think you're putting in extra time on the job, you're actually getting a job (blow or hand, your choice) with your piece of tail.
Step3
If you can't use the office bit, join a gym and go at night--every night. This will afford you about two hours out of the house and when if comes right down to it, you only need about two hours anyway.
Step4
Load up your trunk with an extra set or two of clothes, toiletries, a mirror, condoms and anything else you might need readily available.
Step5
Don't leave any evidence on your computer at home. If your spouse gets even one hint of you fooling around, the first place they're going to check is your computer. No email, no strange internet sites, nothing. If you need to be in communication with the person you're cheating with, use a work computer[/QUOTE]

RC, We have a thread started in Orlando "Guide to the married" you guys may want to check out. HB

You must have read the same article I read. I saved it and read it once in awhile so I dont forget the do's & dont's.
Thanks I will look over there today.

Happy Hunting..



[QUOTE=Hairball]RC, We have a thread started in Orlando "Guide to the married" you guys may want to check out. HB[/QUOTE]

What is the best time of day to visit an AMP for slow unrushed service?

Noon is very busy and you never get more than 30 minutes for an hour session.
Early morning they are running vacuums and eating kimchi.
Early evening they are eating dinner.
Night is bad as they are in a hurry for you to leave.


If you are in a hurry, try Final Touch as it is the best place for quick Jiffy Lube 10 minute "in and out" service. However I am looking for the best places for slow unrushed service. Any recommendations? pm is fine.

CB

Cruised by there last Friday afternoon/early evening. Looked like it was closed and a real estate sign out front. Anyone have any news on this?

Thanks,

S

PS to Clinton Bush best time for me is usually whenever I have money in my pocket and can get there. Seriously, probably 10: 30. 11 am, about an hour or slightly more before lunch rush, but after they've had a chance to get the morning chores done. If you have a day job then I'd say about 7 pm (misses the after work crowd) or an hour before closing (keeps her out of the close up chores, makes for a grateful masseuse).