The Massholes

Or is it the masshole section. I have some great articles that can help the guys, and some are humorous ones. Am I allowed to post them? I can tell some of my client stories, but some I won't because they are too personal and if he read it he'd know it was him. By the way I don't feel that way about guys at all, lying to them about their dick size to get money. I don't think of escorting like that, like it's a con game. I feel badly when they are taken over, used or taken advantage of. I feel lucky I can escort, otherwise I'd either be homeless of living in my parents basement. I like / love the majority of the guys except only like two or three on here who are jackasses, but I think they aren't members any longer. Personal Proclamation: I DO NOT HAVE BO, MY PUSSY SMELLS GREAT, how do I know? I know put my fingers down there and taste it every time. I'm a shower a holic too. Three showers today so far and one tub bath. Enough said! LOL.

[QUOTE=Skatar018;2049345]or bust!

A2 your friggin killing me with those ads! In a good way!

I've already said when I retire (not for a while yet) I am going to Argentina & check it out.

Best thing is it's legal:[URL]http://chartsbin.com/view/snb[/URL]

I work with some Spanish people that are helping me with my cunylinguistics skills & have Rosetta Stone to try & learn Spanish & Portuguese.

Will bring a boat load of Viagra (just in case) & I hope my obituary says death by fucking![/QUOTE]Spent some time in Argentina. Saw a lot of great looking talent for the taking, tried some but my impressions were rather mixed. I didn't find Argentina to be much of a GFE country, that's for sure. If you like them warm, cuddly and personable Paraguay and Chile are much better in that, let alone Brazil or Columbia. But there are a lot of gorgeous women in Argentina for sure and non-pro availability is high! Like really high! After spending time with couple of really great looking cold fishes from Cafe Orleans (btw, is it still around?) and striking out in some club in Ricoleta, decided to abandon hobbying and go for non-pros and found them surprisingly accessible, really nice and very open minded.

[QUOTE=PwHerman;2049367]Careful what you wish for.[/QUOTE]I personally would have no fears of what an independant provider would have to say. As long as the post is honest and IMHO discreet let it rip.

As far as a business location I doubt you will ever hear a peep from them.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2049321]This one is pretty hot, I haven't gotten around to her yet. About 50 bucks an hour, BBBJ but front door only. The guys on the local forum say she's ok.

[URL]http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/franchesca_15-5602-2221_11964.htm[/URL]

If you're not into big titties, this one will suck your balls out through your dick and she loves facials. Seriously, she will change your life. Same price.

[URL]http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/Brendy_15-2300-8337_12997.htm[/URL]

You got to come to Argentina though.[/QUOTE]I will put them on my bucket list. Making note book Argentina trip.

Lmao123 don't leave. Your cool! I think it is excessive to say I thrust my 10 plus inch cock into her throbbing, wet pussy. LOL. (because I think that's fabricated or embellished) unless you really must say so. LOL You could always post she's full service GFE, BBBJ or CBJ,... Allows kissing with tongue, tell about her personality all you want. If you want to be explicit do so, it's fun to read. I especially got a crack out of the CT guys talking about glory holes, and the May gate. Wow all that talk about a gate LOL. Funny stuff, Anyway if you're explicit, since you all know you pay for my time and companionship only and sex is not mandatory, it's up to me if I'm attracted to you, and if it occurs the sex is free. So if you are explicit with our encounters you are one of the lucky few I was attracted to enough to sleep with. By the way, the companionship, taking me out to eat, chatting on my couch..all the time we spend together there's a fee for. AlsoI'm surprised how many guys can remember all the details as to what has occurred in the bedroom! Are you guys taking down notations or is it all written from memory? LOL. What else. No no no, not all providers see you as a meal ticket and look down on you or want to take you over. I returned a wallet with $700, credit cards.. To a guy (actually first time seeing him too!) Ok, so when he called to see if he left his wallet I do admit I took a peak out of curiosity. Of all the providers I've worked with and a lot of them cannot save a damn dime, have wicked temper tantrums, are competitive, live in hotels not apts.,and many with drug addictions, I don't think one of them, even the one's I didn't like talked badly about you guys. Maybe sharing stories about poopy butts and such or fetishes (Why do guys want us to poop and pee on them I just can't understand! But otherwise they say nice things about you guys. And who said something about guys falling for providers? Maybe the providers fall for them too! I know of an escort who is marrying a former customer! My absolute favorite part of the escort experience is when a guy is vulnerable enough to share his feelings with me about whatever and talk about his life, his wife, his interests,... I also like the opportunity to travel and meet new people. Also Sperm Sac is fabulous! So is Umbrellaman and Stressed Out (who I do have feelings for by the way) I"m not going to tell you anything about my experiences with them, that's private but I do rate them all a 10 out of 10.

It's in Ohio. Thread: Stupid shit that providers do.

[QUOTE=BigDog001;2049340]They will not review us.[/QUOTE]I agree with the Dog, and even if they did have something to talk about do you think you could understand what they wrote? My Chinese is terrible, but my Korean is nonexistant.

[QUOTE=Lmao123;2049118]LOL. I knew that was going to get you. Let that be a lesson to you. You never know who you're messing with.[/QUOTE]One should be very careful of what they ask for as they could end up bitting off more than they can chew.

One never knows who they are capable of meeting on here. Whether they be a lightweight 5'4" wimp or a 6'5" gorilla.

Some will be willing to meet at 140 Winter St, Weymouth anytime to reasonably discuss things.

While this started out being harmless it most certainly has morphed to an all out assnine pile of shit that will have only one ending.

You have proven that man thinks solely with his dick and not his brain and must brag about ones conquest.

[QUOTE=SpermSac;2049468]One should be very careful of what they ask for as they could end up bitting off more than they can chew.

One never knows who they are capable of meeting on here. Whether they be a lightweight 5'4" wimp or a 6'5" gorilla.

Some will be willing to meet at 140 Winter St, Weymouth anytime to reasonably discuss things.

While this started out being harmless it most certainly has morphed to an all out assnine pile of shit that will have only one ending.

You have proven that man thinks solely with his dick and not his brain and must brag about ones conquest.[/QUOTE]And you have proven that you have nothing better to do than post about nothing all day long. My day was very productive in getting pussy, 1 BJ and two UTR girls phone numbers. Maybe you should put some effort into finding some pussy and reporting on it, and by the way stop giving out my address or I will lock you in with Bubba and you know what will happen next.

[QUOTE=Yellowfever023;2049499]And you have proven that you have nothing better to do than post about nothing all day long. My day was very productive in getting pussy, 1 BJ and two UTR girls phone numbers. Maybe you should put some effort into finding some pussy and reporting on it, and by the way stop giving out my address or I will lock you in with Bubba and you know what will happen next.[/QUOTE]Well I am sure we are all glad you got your 1 BJ and located some pussy and got some UTR #s. Where's your review?

OH that's right you don't have to give any substance and report it you have over 500 posts.

Some would only wish that 140 was your address. You can dream tho.

Hey look you went up a few numbers ragging on me.

Intresting how others find you as annoying as I do. Afraid up until now to point it out for fear of reprisal.

[QUOTE=Yardape08;2048785]I replied to your sarcastic post regarding numbers and realized numbers are just a symptom of your need to post dribble about everything little thing posted and feel important. You are starting to remind me of the other illustrious expert we have in our midst. Don't worry maybe we can get you into therapy alongside ME.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Yellowfever023;2048792]The numbers don't mean much but the substance of your posts mean less than that. I don't have time to look back through your posts but at rough guess I would say that 95% of them is just comment on other member's posts. You are the one who seems concerned with building post count.
Maybe some of them but for the most part their just a spring board for his rhetoric.

If you were referring to me as being obsessed with with numbers I would like to point out that when I wrote the post you are talking about I was goofing on you. Apparently you are so self absorbed that these comments go right over your head. I think my esteemed fellow member was very kind when he called you a twit because I would have used words like, douchebag, fuckhead and other colorful terms.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Yardape08;2048426]Yes unlike you Spermsac his 500 posts were compiled over several years and included valuable advice and intelligence. You have been a member here for several months and will surely surpass his post total soon as you are more interested in quantity over quality. Quoting the dictionary all the time for us makes you appear as if you seem to think you are the smartest person in the room. You condescending little twit! I'll save you the trouble looking that one up.

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Twit.

The kind of person that makes a retarded chimp look smart.

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Twit.

A moron with absolutely no sense.[/QUOTE]LMAO!

[QUOTE=Yellowfever023;2048792]The numbers don't mean much but the substance of your posts mean less than that. I don't have time to look back through your posts but at rough guess I would say that 95% of them is just comment on other member's posts. You are the one who seems concerned with building post count.

If you were referring to me as being obsessed with with numbers I would like to point out that when I wrote the post you are talking about I was goofing on you. Apparently you are so self absorbed that these comments go right over your head. I think my esteemed fellow member was very kind when he called you a twit because I would have used words like, douchebag, fuckhead and other colorful terms.[/QUOTE]I think he means me YP when it comes to numbers, but its not about quantity, its quality you Twit.

[QUOTE=Yellowfever023;2049499]And you have proven that you have nothing better to do than post about nothing all day long. My day was very productive in getting pussy, 1 BJ and two UTR girls phone numbers. Maybe you should put some effort into finding some pussy and reporting on it, and by the way stop giving out my address or I will lock you in with Bubba and you know what will happen next.[/QUOTE]I think he's afraid of pussy YF. He reponded to me with"I don't kiss and tell". Thats fine keep your excursions to yourself but don't use everyones post as a spring board for your moronic sayings you Twit. Are you afraid if we don't see your user name splatterd all over the guide under every heading we will discount you as a knowbody. You've posted in streetwalker section brockton and have admitted that you don't have anything to do with them yet you just had to throw your two cents in. Why? Thats like me commenting in the Massage parlor section. I don't partake so I have nothing to add and have no business their. Number of posts don't add credibility what you put in them does. Think about it Twit? Go back and look at your posts just over the last two -three weeks. In that time frame you posted thirty times. But what did you post of substance. Is this forum like a drug to you? Do you feel empowered?

[QUOTE=Yellowfever023;2049499]And you have proven that you have nothing better to do than post about nothing all day long. My day was very productive in getting pussy, 1 BJ and two UTR girls phone numbers. Maybe you should put some effort into finding some pussy and reporting on it, and by the way stop giving out my address or I will lock you in with Bubba and you know what will happen next.[/QUOTE]Hey give Spermsac a break he was just trying to catch up and hope to replace all of his posts that were deleted for rules violations in concert with the sanctioning of this new thread. I'm sure otherwise his goal wasn't to spend the entire day online here sucking up to Admin and sharing his vast mongering expertise with all of us. After all if it wasn't for people like him who always knows what's best for us cause we're too stupid to figure it out where would we be?

Clear your box.