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[QUOTE=Pappa54;3125913]Seems this old bastard forgot the telltale signs.

"Smiley", "Cream", "Sugar" (not the long haired one) or what ever she posts as did a cash grab and go on yours truly. Yup, it is true boys, I am getting slack in my old age. Diligence fellas, diligence.

Basically, turned my back for a second and "she was out of the gate like a horse running in the Kentucky Derby". And the fat boy pursued like the hound dawg he is. She gallops across the parking lot, into an awaiting Black Cryslar 300 where her pimp had the engine running. The fat boy standing in the driveway blocking the Chrysler from exiting that direction he took the other route. Skipping gleefully across the median to that route I stood dead square in the path. Unfortunately, my body mass could not hinder both lanes, so I did what I could to force him into the parked vehicles, but alas, could only rip the side mirror off the car.

So, Bessie (my 9 mil baby) and I went back up stairs and started thinking about how we could put our time and resources to good use to get a little satisfaction. Have a nice list, and open it to the floor for suggestions. (As I stare smiling at this entire side mirror assembly of the Chrysler).

Pappa54.[/QUOTE]Wow that is crazy can you find her link and post it I would like to know who this chic. It's really a good idea to find a chic who is reliable and stay with her.

[QUOTE=Pappa54;3125913]Seems this old bastard forgot the telltale signs.

"Smiley", "Cream", "Sugar" (not the long haired one) or what ever she posts as did a cash grab and go on yours truly. Yup, it is true boys, I am getting slack in my old age. Diligence fellas, diligence.

Basically, turned my back for a second and "she was out of the gate like a horse running in the Kentucky Derby". And the fat boy pursued like the hound dawg he is. She gallops across the parking lot, into an awaiting Black Cryslar 300 where her pimp had the engine running. The fat boy standing in the driveway blocking the Chrysler from exiting that direction he took the other route. Skipping gleefully across the median to that route I stood dead square in the path. Unfortunately, my body mass could not hinder both lanes, so I did what I could to force him into the parked vehicles, but alas, could only rip the side mirror off the car.

So, Bessie (my 9 mil baby) and I went back up stairs and started thinking about how we could put our time and resources to good use to get a little satisfaction. Have a nice list, and open it to the floor for suggestions. (As I stare smiling at this entire side mirror assembly of the Chrysler).

Pappa54.[/QUOTE]I would trash the room so that they would never be able to use that room in Columbia again. Get them blacklisted from all the hotels up there and then right before you leave after totally trashing the room. Make a 911 call from the hotel phone in that room, don't say a word and haul ass and leave it off the hook.

Of course because of my non-senior status it'll be thirty-six hours before this post so it'll be too late anyway Pappa.

[QUOTE=Pappa54;3125913]Seems this old bastard forgot the telltale signs.

"Smiley", "Cream", "Sugar" (not the long haired one) or what ever she posts as did a cash grab and go on yours truly. Yup, it is true boys, I am getting slack in my old age. Diligence fellas, diligence.

Basically, turned my back for a second and "she was out of the gate like a horse running in the Kentucky Derby". And the fat boy pursued like the hound dawg he is. She gallops across the parking lot, into an awaiting Black Cryslar 300 where her pimp had the engine running. The fat boy standing in the driveway blocking the Chrysler from exiting that direction he took the other route. Skipping gleefully across the median to that route I stood dead square in the path. Unfortunately, my body mass could not hinder both lanes, so I did what I could to force him into the parked vehicles, but alas, could only rip the side mirror off the car.

So, Bessie (my 9 mil baby) and I went back up stairs and started thinking about how we could put our time and resources to good use to get a little satisfaction. Have a nice list, and open it to the floor for suggestions. (As I stare smiling at this entire side mirror assembly of the Chrysler).

Pappa54.[/QUOTE]We need a link or a screenshot so we can help you plot against the principles involved. Did he damage any other parked cars?

Take the mirror out the housing and then crack the housing and then someone else can hand it to her as payment and say get the fuck out of here hope you enjoyed the waste of gas and time.

I will work on the link research. He did not hit any cars, and I basically ripped it out of the frame. The entire side mirror assembly is screwed into a plastic base plate on the door. Basically I ripped it off the base plate and damaged the plastic. So both items will have to be replaced by the dealer or he is going to have to find the parts in a junkyard.

I know where they are and how to find them. I can credit that to being a gentleman hobbiest.

- Treat those how you want to be treated, and information flows if you need it. -.

I have the time and resources to make this sport for me. I will take all ideas to set a pressidant on "what not to do" when doing business with the local review board. I will provide info as I get it for those that want to have a little sport themselves. One caveat though, I have presented a recompense offer to the main culprit. (The pimp was just the driver.) She can return the investment, trade with original goods and service or wonder how bad I can make it. I am hoping she chooses that latter. But her choice.

Later Gentleman.

Pappa54.

[QUOTE=OiledUpTits;3126055]We need a link or a screenshot so we can help you plot against the principles involved. Did he damage any other parked cars?

Take the mirror out the housing and then crack the housing and then someone else can hand it to her as payment and say get the fuck out of here hope you enjoyed the waste of gas and time.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Pappa54;3126111]I will work on the link research. He did not hit any cars, and I basically ripped it out of the frame. The entire side mirror assembly is screwed into a plastic base plate on the door. Basically I ripped it off the base plate and damaged the plastic. So both items will have to be replaced by the dealer or he is going to have to find the parts in a junkyard.

I know where they are and how to find them. I can credit that to being a gentleman hobbiest.

- Treat those how you want to be treated, and information flows if you need it. -.

I have the time and resources to make this sport for me. I will take all ideas to set a pressidant on "what not to do" when doing business with the local review board. I will provide info as I get it for those that want to have a little sport themselves. One caveat though, I have presented a recompense offer to the main culprit. (The pimp was just the driver.) She can return the investment, trade with original goods and service or wonder how bad I can make it. I am hoping she chooses that latter. But her choice.

Later Gentleman.

Pappa54.[/QUOTE]Well, that was pretty fucked up, if I might say so. Here's a link to Smiley (the blonde in the bottom picture) and Sugar (the brunette in the top picture).

[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/cream-or-sugar-or-both/15340797[/URL]

If you scroll down a bit, you can see that I reported on a chance encounter with Smiley aka Cream when I spotted her right outside her motel as I was driving past, and she came running over to me. As I posted, she was actually just fine, looked good and had some good skills. I did not know who she was until right before I left. Sugar hung out on the bed. What I didn't post yet was that, in even more of a chance meeting, I had just pulled into the Taco Bell on Broad River when Sugar approached me and wanted some help in exchange for her services. I took her nearby, and she performed quite well, actually. No attempt to cheat me or try anything funny, at all.

I see now that Sugar also goes by "Bella," and she and Smiley are part of that whole, fucked up crew that brings a lot of drama and trouble with them wherever they go. This Gemini is part of the same crew:

[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/gemini-specials-call-now/11350853[/URL]

I saw her one time, and she was not good at all.

Turns out I was lucky with Smiley / Cream and Sugar / Bella, but I would not advise anyone to try his luck with any girl who is affiliated with this group. I am not going to press my luck, either, and I certainly won't be seeing any of them again.

Bingo, we have a winner. That is the crew. Was introduced to her as Smiley, not Cream, Carly, Kristen, or whatever. It is sometimes difficult to get all the aliases when newly introduced. Still, she has about 6 hrs to read the posts and take me up on recompense. After that, it is game time!

Pappa54.

[QUOTE=LoveKgirls;3126175]Well, that was pretty fucked up, if I might say so. Here's a link to Smiley (the blonde in the bottom picture) and Sugar (the brunette in the top picture).

[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/cream-or-sugar-or-both/15340797[/URL]

If you scroll down a bit, you can see that I reported on a chance encounter with Smiley aka Cream when I spotted her right outside her motel as I was driving past, and she came running over to me. As I posted, she was actually just fine, looked good and had some good skills. I did not know who she was until right before I left. Sugar hung out on the bed. What I didn't post yet was that, in even more of a chance meeting, I had just pulled into the Taco Bell on Broad River when Sugar approached me and wanted some help in exchange for her services. I took her nearby, and she performed quite well, actually. No attempt to cheat me or try anything funny, at all.

I see now that Sugar also goes by "Bella" and is part of that whole, fucked up crew that brings a lot of drama and trouble with them wherever they go. This Gemini is part of the same crew:

[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/gemini-specials-call-now/11350853[/URL]

I saw her one time, and she was not good at all.

Turns out I was lucky with Smiley / Cream and Sugar / Bella, but I would not advise anyone to try his luck with any girl who is affiliated with this group. I am not going to press my luck, either, and I certainly won't be seeing any of them again.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BeerkNurd;3125583]I have thought about toft on this one. And see what kinda reviewer special she has.

If the girl is smart she will literally blow someones mind on here and get a great review and watch her stock go up.[/QUOTE]Yes, I have been eye-balling her too the last couple of days. Hope someone takes the plunge as my funds are lacking.

Those that are wondering how to lose some cash.

Dang Pappa,

Be safe man! Blocking a car and risking personal injury for a few hens aint worth it. Thanks for letting us know the cheats and hope it all smooths out.

M.

[QUOTE=Pappa54;3125913]Seems this old bastard forgot the telltale signs.

"Smiley", "Cream", "Sugar" (not the long haired one) or what ever she posts as did a cash grab and go on yours truly. Yup, it is true boys, I am getting slack in my old age. Diligence fellas, diligence.

Basically, turned my back for a second and "she was out of the gate like a horse running in the Kentucky Derby". And the fat boy pursued like the hound dawg he is. She gallops across the parking lot, into an awaiting Black Cryslar 300 where her pimp had the engine running. The fat boy standing in the driveway blocking the Chrysler from exiting that direction he took the other route. Skipping gleefully across the median to that route I stood dead square in the path. Unfortunately, my body mass could not hinder both lanes, so I did what I could to force him into the parked vehicles, but alas, could only rip the side mirror off the car.

So, Bessie (my 9 mil baby) and I went back up stairs and started thinking about how we could put our time and resources to good use to get a little satisfaction. Have a nice list, and open it to the floor for suggestions. (As I stare smiling at this entire side mirror assembly of the Chrysler).

Pappa54.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy2;3125855]Any information on Vanessa off hwy 77 exit 9 b? I did some research and looks like she posted in Augusta and Savannah but no reviews that I could find.

I am looking for a small or medium size latina if anyone knows of any. I prefer Mexican decent over Puerto Rican.

I miss Victoria and hate Victoria's spa got run out of business.[/QUOTE]I called her up and she sounded more Russian than Spanish. Raspy voice and short and to the point and hung up. 150 hh and 250 hr at candlewood suites exit 9 b 378. Tempted to TOFFT. Anyone see signs or red flags of LEO? Anyone know if that hotel is active trouble?

[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/freckled-pillow-princess-tucker-riley-new-pics-for-cola-no-black-men/15404205[/URL]

I have tried a search on here and over the net and only can find some more pictures from Georgia. She looks cute like a girl next door with a little chub in all pictures but one. The one which is taking from behind she looks a lot bigger. So can't tell if she is good at taking pictures or that one was at a bad angle.

Any info much appreciated.

We hobbiests have talked about fake photos quite often. They make it difficult to make a decision: on the one hand the girl who opens the door probably won't look near as good and quite possibly could have a badge.

On the other hand some girls don't like to use their own photo for discretionary reason which I can understand. But that makes it difficult for us careful guys who don't have money burning holes in our wallets. We are often forced to wait it out in hopes that a fellow hobbiest will toftt.

Back when I had some extra cash I would occasionally respond to an ad with photos I knew weren't real posted by girls with no reviews. I got burned a few times, but on ocassion it worked out great. One example was a girl that visited from Charlotte. Always used fake ads as she was also in a professional job. She turned out to be better looking (IMO) than the pictures and just great. Another example would be Columbia's very own Kimberly who began her career using fake pics before wisely posted real pics that did not show her face.

Anyway, have you all noticed that over the past two days there have been a large number of ads with out-of-state area codes posting pictures of very attractive women. All the ads seem to be somewhat similar in writing style, and never give an exact location. Some of the phone numbers pull up ads from other cities.

I'm wondering if it is possible that a group of higher class women are visiting our city, or if it's more of the same bait-and-switch. Really want to TOFTT, but my funds are currently depleted. Here are a few of the ads I am referencing. If any one does try them out, please be safe.

[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/pr%D2%BDtt%CA%8F-slim-tight-blonde-s-xy-b-au-y-i%E0%B9%93-sw-sa-isifa%E0%B6%8B-i-n-ga%CE%BCran-d/15415689[/URL]

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[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sneak-away-come-play-with-a-busty-blonde-play-mate/15415537[/URL]

[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-the-perfect-treat-g%CF%83%CF%83d-g%CE%B9%D1%8Fl-%CF%89%CE%B9%D1%82h-%CE%B7%CE%B1%CF%85gh%D1%82%D1%83-habits/15415369[/URL]

[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/call-now-stop-l00k-now-extremely-talented-%CE%B4e-uctive-a-ictive-av%CE%B1il%CE%B1ble/15415303[/URL]

[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/goddess-%CE%BF%CE%B7-%CE%BFf-a-%CE%BA%CE%B9%CE%B7d-h-r-%CF%84%CE%BF-%CE%B2l%CE%BF%CF%89-%CE%B3%CE%BF%CF%85r-%CE%BC%CE%B9%CE%B7d-ultiM%CE%B1te-%CF%81l%CE%B1/15414657[/URL]

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[QUOTE=TheLurker69;3126883]We hobbiests have talked about fake photos quite often. They make it difficult to make a decision: on the one hand the girl who opens the door probably won't look near as good and quite possibly could have a badge.

On the other hand some girls don't like to use their own photo for discretionary reason which I can understand. But that makes it difficult for us careful guys who don't have money burning holes in our wallets. We are often forced to wait it out in hopes that a fellow hobbiest will toftt.

Back when I had some extra cash I would occasionally respond to an ad with photos I knew weren't real posted by girls with no reviews. I got burned a few times, but on ocassion it worked out great. One example was a girl that visited from Charlotte. Always used fake ads as she was also in a professional job. She turned out to be better looking (IMO) than the pictures and just great. Another example would be Columbia's very own Kimberly who began her career using fake pics before wisely posted real pics that did not show her face.

Anyway, have you all noticed that over the past two days there have been a large number of ads with out-of-state area codes posting pictures of very attractive women. All the ads seem to be somewhat similar in writing style, and never give an exact location. Some of the phone numbers pull up ads from other cities.

I'm wondering if it is possible that a group of higher class women are visiting our city, or if it's more of the same bait-and-switch. Really want to TOFTT, but my funds are currently depleted. Here are a few of the ads I am referencing. If any one does try them out, please be safe.

[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/pr%D2%BDtt%CA%8F-slim-tight-blonde-s-xy-b-au-y-i%E0%B9%93-sw-sa-isifa%E0%B6%8B-i-n-ga%CE%BCran-d/15415689[/URL]

[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/Ex%E1%8E%BE%E1%8F%86IC-BRuNE%E1%8F%86%E1%8F%86E-%E2%80%8C%E2%80%8D-%E2%80%8C-%E2%80%8D%E2%80%8C-%D1%95%E1%8F%A6ILLED-uLI%E1%8F%86IM%E1%8E%AF%E1%8F%86E-FRE/15415858[/URL]

[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sneak-away-come-play-with-a-busty-blonde-play-mate/15415537[/URL]

[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-the-perfect-treat-g%CF%83%CF%83d-g%CE%B9%D1%8Fl-%CF%89%CE%B9%D1%82h-%CE%B7%CE%B1%CF%85gh%D1%82%D1%83-habits/15415369[/URL]

[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/call-now-stop-l00k-now-extremely-talented-%CE%B4e-uctive-a-ictive-av%CE%B1il%CE%B1ble/15415303[/URL]

[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/goddess-%CE%BF%CE%B7-%CE%BFf-a-%CE%BA%CE%B9%CE%B7d-h-r-%CF%84%CE%BF-%CE%B2l%CE%BF%CF%89-%CE%B3%CE%BF%CF%85r-%CE%BC%CE%B9%CE%B7d-ultiM%CE%B1te-%CF%81l%CE%B1/15414657[/URL]

[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/real-exotic-s-e-x-y-brunette-sweet-tight-juicy/15414624[/URL][/QUOTE]I know exactly what you are talking about, here, and my experience has been the same. I hate fake pics, but I have also met some great girls who started out using fake pics. But, I've also been burned a couple times. So, my current philosophy is that if I search an image and I see that the pics are fake, I just move on to the next. I was scouring BP last night and was surprised at how many ads there were with girls who are too hot to be working as escorts. I just disregard those ads and keep looking.

I was thinking the same thing about the sudden influx of out of town girls in the last 24 hours that are way too hot to be on BP. I didn't notice all the brunettes with ads written in a similar because there were so many ads for hot tanned blondes with great tits and ass. I though either there is possibly one hot girl visiting and for some unknown reason thought she needed multiple ads to increase her chances or I thought I was going to see a story on the news today about 18 guys arrested for solicitation. If it is one girl clearly no one told her that if she's in Columbia and hot and young and provides halfway decent service and is on time then she would crush it and doesn't need extra profiles.

This girl claims she's from Colombia but she misspelled Colombian and spelled it like she's from the meth triangle.

[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/la-columbiana-adriana/15324509[/URL]