Disappointing Pretty Asian Ladies Massage
I was going to be out near Centerville yesterday and decided to check out Pretty Asian Ladies Massage. I called in mid-afternoon and was quoted $80 / hour. I then got sidetracked and called to say I would be by later. Then I called again around 8 and was again quoted $80 / hr. I arrived at their location, an apartment development near 28 an 66 and was met by a cute spinner named Susan.
The back massage was barely started when she started the up-sell, and she was pushing hard. When I asked what was on the menu I was told that it was standard NOVA fare, but she thought the dish was worth a lot more than average. When I said that I couldn't go more than. 40 for just plain NOVA and she said roll over and let's go. (This was after less than five minutes on the back.)
Her technique was incredibly mechanical and I felt as if I was being worked on with a pair of vice-grips. She knew every way to avoid roaming and each time I attempted to slide a hand into her britches she would stop and tell me in no uncertain terms that touching wasn't allowed. After a fairly short time she started with the "You come now" routine. When I pointed out that I had paid for an hour she was adamant with No, No, you come now. In the end I wrote it off to taking one for the team an left without satisfaction.
As always, YMMV, but I've had more interpersonal relationships with parking meters and I've been treated better by TSA employees at Dulles.
Here is another reminder of what she really means LOL
ESCORT ADVERTISEMENT AND WEBSITE DECODER.
Ultimate GFE. Has a good imagination.
I enjoy my work. A highly accomplished actress, fakes "O"s better than Meg Ryan.
Down-to-earth. Isn't high.
Energetic. Is high.
Discreet. Too disorganized to keep your personal information.
Outcall only. Has a car, lives in a motel.
Incall only. Doesn't have a car, lives in a motel.
BBW. Pick a fold, any fold.
I answer my phone. No computer.
E-mail me only. No phone.
Fill out my online booking form. You will never get an appointment, ever.
Punctual. +- 2 hours.
Educated. 5 years of high school.
Wants to spend time getting to know you. Kills as much of the hour as possible with idle chit-chat.
Appreciates tips. $200 for a no-touch dance, $300 more for FS.
Girl-next-door. Has a face like a basset hound.
Mature. Take her photo, add 15 years.
Classy. Washes.
University Educated. Bartending School.
Sensitive. Doesn't laugh at you to your face.
Loves meeting new people. She needs the money.
Lingerie available. BYO, she'll be more than happy to wear it.
Sensual. Turns the TV off.
Referrals required. Wants to gauge how skanky you really are.
Deposit required. Primadonna.
Sophisticated. Stops the action to take cell phone calls.
Blonde. Bad dye job.
Redhead. Wig.
Couples welcome. At least women usually wash.
Can bring a friend. Anything to get you off faster.
Smoker. 6 packs a day.
Non-Smoker. 2 packs a day.
Doesn't do drugs. That happens after the session.
Face obscured on site for privacy. Butt ugly.
Elegant Dinner Companion. A free meal is always nice.
Tight butt. No hips, ass looks like 14 year old boy.
B cup. BB's on a breadboard.
C cup. B cup.
D cup. C cup.
DD cup. Fat.
115. 140.
125. 150.
135. 160.
140+. A house.
New pics on site. Reviewers slammed her for dated pics.
I only take 1 appointment per day. The other 5 are just friends.
My car broke down. She has better things to do.
My email crashed, I lost everything. She has better things to do for the next week.
Retirement. She met a BF who doesn't like her job.
Coming out of retirement. She was dumped.
Holiday Specials. Kids need winter clothes.
Light Domination. You don't want FS? All the better.
If you seek a onetime experience, look elsewhere. Look elsewhere.
Nice apartment. Doesn't live in a motel.
A few piercings. Face and bod look like a pin cushion.
A few tats. More ink than bare skin.
Very accommodating. Speaks greek if you are less than 6", $100 extra.
Now independent. Too flaky even for the agency.
Genuine pics. Just not of her.
34-23-34. 34-32-40.
PC out
Holiday Weekend . New person at 2nd place
I stopped for an unscheduled evening visit to NSP. And it was CLOSED tonight. A holiday or perhaps just a very slow rainy day (and perhaps the FFX CTY police cruiser parked across the street was also inhibiting business (empty. Used for slowing the traffic down).
So. I went to another not far away Mixing Bowl place. And had an enjoyable visit.
Standard fare (but the TS was truly excellent) , standard rates, standard tip. But a new person to me, and I will repeat with Lin.
Should you go out. Remember, places prefer appointments, and if a walk-in like I was.
Ok but money may go better elsewhere
[QUOTE=Powkid;1564936]Thanks guys. I think ill pass on them then.[/QUOTE]I visited the blonde a few months ago. They're located in an apt bldg that you'll be buzzed into. The apt stunk like dog piss and feces. It looked like they were using the piss pads for their dog. Elected 60 and dropped 1. 5 for quite possibly one of the worst massages I've ever experienced. She attempted to use some sort of feather touch or something but the technique was really lacking. Flipped after about 30-40 min. She was attractive spinner type but wouldn't allow much roaming north or south.
I would pass on this. There's plenty of European beauties in the NoVA area, go visit elsewhere.
