Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=Cls9637;1193676]I was in S. Baltimore today and found that because of the March of Dimes Walkathon I had to detour over Ostend St. To get to 95. As I crossed the Ostend St. Bridge I saw a tall girl walking the other way. She looked fairly cute and gave me "the look" so I turned around. I was not even looking for anything, but she seemed like a good idea. I was wrong. She got in the car and we started to negotiate. She has very large fake tits, and said she used to strip at the Flamingo. We settled on a fee for BJ and pictures, but she insisted that we do it in the car, which I normally won't do. I offered half up front, the other half was out of my pocket. She let me take 3 pictures, then said "I didn't know you were going to take pictures of me with a dick in my mouth." I asked exactly what she thought I was going to take pictures of. She took the money, got out and took off. 20 years of mongering and this is the first time I have ever 100% misjudged a girl. Maybe because I wasn't actually out looking for anyone I didn't have my alarm systems turned on. Not sure. In hindsight there were several alarms should have gone off. Here are the three pictures I got. Be careful with this one.[/QUOTE]This looks like that Sarah that I just mentioned. I don't think she is a tranny.

Picked her (WSW mid 20s with the name Joseph tattooed on the arm) up near Cole. She was in bad shape with scratches all on her arms from use. She said she was hungry and got two children to feed so we went to a place nearby where I offered her my lollipop. She did a real good job and those B sizes are real soft and nice to play around. I then turn her around and did some manual inspection and the honey pot became wet immediately. Going in was a bit of a disappointment though because it felt emptier than a plastic bag but she did put on a show moaning all the way as if that was the best ever.

May repeat.

PS Lots of targets out there. Happy hunting.

[QUOTE=Kim Park;1202376]This looks like that Sarah that I just mentioned. I don't think she is a tranny.[/QUOTE]Uh oh. Here we go again.

So, I proceeded to Ramsey and picked up a pretty looking redhead GUY named Sarah. Very good looks (except for crooked teeth) no visible damage anywhere and one heck of a good, polite negotiator. Got a nice pair of fakes (because that's what guys do to look like a woman) and I was thinking of taking HIM to a nice spot to go all the way and He told me that it was his time of the month (because he knew he found a person he could fool). So we settle for a Monica Lewinsky and I gave her a bit too much. So, so oral skills but look forward to the complete package next time. [/QUOTE]There I fixed it up for you.

[QUOTE=Kim Park;1202376]This looks like that Sarah that I just mentioned. I don't think she is a tranny.[/QUOTE]Think again.

[QUOTE=Kim Park;1202376]This looks like that Sarah that I just mentioned. I don't think she is a tranny.[/QUOTE]If you RTFF and take a look at the pictures you will notice two things.

1. Man hands. Now this is subjective, there are some women who have man hands. There was an entire Seinfeld episode about it. It's not typical, but it is an indicator.

2. Adams Apple. Now this is not at all subjective. Only men have an Adams Apple. In case you're in denial, its the big goddamned lump on the front of her / his / it's throat in the pic on the forum.

Congratulations, you got a hummer from a guy.

Be Safe, and study your biology.

Bench

[QUOTE=Robespierre;1202386]Uh oh. Here we go again.[/QUOTE]Guys! That's Old news paper, let's change the subject, thanks.

On Sunday afternoon went for a drive on the WW loop and it was looking grim, girls out but not much quality, saw Mia again but was really looking for something new. Just about to give up and pick up Mia when I spotted this WSW with a small belly, though she might be pregnant, so I did a pass and then the scoop. Did the LE check and she quickly said she a place. At first I was hesitant and told her I only wanted a car date but then she tempted and said she does everything including greek. So we did some negotiations and agreed on the 3 hole service. Went to her place, at first I was really nervous but she put me at ease. Liz is a tall, early 30's, somewhat trim and clean body. She started out with an amazing BBBJ and I felt I could not hold for long so I renegotiated for a two pop service. In no time I was CIM and then we relaxed a little so I could recover for FS. In about 10 minutes she started again with another awesome BBBJ and I have to say this girl love to give BJs and does not rush. She must have been working for another 10 minutes before I was ready to try CFS in the front hole and then after a few minutes she asked to try in the greek hole. I went for over 5 minutes and she was moaning and taking it like a champ until I finally popped. Said she used to work on BP but got into a bad situation and is trying to get back because she does not walk the streets much. Gave me her digits and can't wait for a repeat soon. Total damage including a tip for extraordinary service was under $.

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock; 1202524]If you RTFF and take a look at the pictures you will notice two things.

1. Man hands. Now this is subjective, there are some women who have man hands. There was an entire Seinfeld episode about it. It's not typical, but it is an indicator.

2. Adams Apple. Now this is not at all subjective. Only men have an Adams Apple. In case you're in denial, its the big goddamned lump on the front of her / his / it's throat in the pic on the forum.

Congratulations, you got a hummer from a guy.

Be Safe, and study your biology.

Bench[/QUOTE]A naive Mormon friend of mine, got addicted to porn in the mid-90's, and kept talking about women growing penises. Why would a gorgeous woman grow a penis? He kept asking. Here is lesson 2, by the Kinks: Lola.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jow3z7v5uo0&feature=related[/url]
then the first 60 seconds of [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fFpytueQu4[/url]

Hampden is dead tonight.

[QUOTE=Kim Park;1202376]This looks like that Sarah that I just mentioned. I don't think she is a tranny.[/QUOTE]Aw, jeeez.

I don't want to start an argument, but damn guys. C'mon, if you can't tell the difference betweena working woman and a man, you need to take a vacation. I know some of these girls can look rough and can act a little tough. But if you don't feel out the goods within 30 seconds of her ass touching your seat, you deserve to have a dude next to you for that encounter. Be smart, be safe (or at least cautious) , and always look under the hood before taking it for a test drive. Only a few times in my life has any man but me been touching my stuff, and those were due to medical issues when I was younger. I know nowhere near everyone in the world has touched me puysically. But I know damn sure when its a woman touching me and when its a man touching me. Arm shoulder back or anywhere else. Women always have a different way about them. Now I haven't had Big Bertha the long haul trucker push up on me, but even then I think I'd know it was a woman and not a man. Plus the way a person walks is a giveaway for me. I have learned the difference between women looking to date and civis out for a stroll. And I can tell when its a woman walking up behind me or if its a man, regardless of footware style other than freakin flip flops LOL. Just use your head guys. And not the one worried about when it will next touch pussy. Oh wait. Thats both heads. Bad example. But you know what I mean. If I'm so tired I might pickup a cop or a dude, I call it in. Even if I question if I'm on point that night, ill call it. I'd rather go home and beat off than endup in jail, with a dude, or having let the nastiest of the nasty even look at my dick. So guys, please, if in doubt don't jack around. Go grab a burger or some other shit to eat, pocket the other 15 bucks and go visit the vaseline bottle for the night. Youll wake up feeling a whole lot better than you would if you went to bed thinking "Shit, was the a dude or a chick!". Just my thoughts as a monger thats relatively new to the hobby.

BQ22

I don't want to start an argument, but damn guys. C'mon, if you can't tell the difference betweena working woman and a man, you need to take a vacation. I know some of these girls can look rough and can act a little tough. But if you don't feel out the goods within 30 seconds of her ass touching your seat, you deserve to have a dude next to you for that encounter. Be smart, be safe (or at least cautious) , and always look under the hood before taking it for a test drive. Only a few times in my life has any man but me been touching my stuff, and those were due to medical issues when I was younger. I know nowhere near everyone in the world has touched me puysically. But I know damn sure when its a woman touching me and when its a man touching me. Arm shoulder back or anywhere else. Women always have a different way about them. Now I haven't had Big Bertha the long haul trucker push up on me, but even then I think I'd know it was a woman and not a man. Plus the way a person walks is a giveaway for me. I have learned the difference between women looking to date and civis out for a stroll. And I can tell when its a woman walking up behind me or if its a man, regardless of footware style other than freakin flip flops LOL. Just use your head guys. And not the one worried about when it will next touch pussy. Oh wait. Thats both heads. Bad example. But you know what I mean. If I'm so tired I might pickup a cop or a dude, I call it in. Even if I question if I'm on point that night, ill call it. I'd rather go home and beat off than endup in jail, with a dude, or having let the nastiest of the nasty even look at my dick. So guys, please, if in doubt don't jack around. Go grab a burger or some other shit to eat, pocket the other 15 bucks and go visit the vaseline bottle for the night. Youll wake up feeling a whole lot better than you would if you went to bed thinking "Shit, was the a dude or a chick!". Just my thoughts as a monger thats relatively new to the hobby.

BQ22

[QUOTE=Barraquda22;1202596]Hampden is dead tonight.[/QUOTE]It seems to me that hampden is dead almost every night. Things change with time but hampden is not what it used to be. Now only every once in awhile you'll be able to spot something out. I don't even think its worth mongering around there anymore.

Was on the way home from a party in D. C. Tried to get my flow on over there with a girl but she was too damn drunk to do anything. Gave me a stiff one but could'nt finish the job puked after she started to sing on my mic. Had to take her home and left for Bmore with a stiff one. So what do you do you do at 4 in the morning? Hit the loop came back up the back way through Carey up to Ramsey. Spotted a girl sitting on the steps gave the drive by and she got up did'nt recognize her gave a feeling out came around 2 more times and found a spot just as I parked and she was getting in 5-0 was coming down the street. I was like oh snap but he kept on driving by. Molly is not your average SW she actually has a job a car and told me she only comes out every now and then. Admitted that she did have a habit years ago but all she does now is drink. Opened negotiations and came to a BJ for 20 beans. I was a little hesistant and she told me you will not be disappointed. Found a little spot and got down to business. All I can say is one word "DAMN" she started out real slow the suction was good then she licked the fam then came the speed varying and some DT changing then a combo of it all. I was like in shock then she told me to tell how she was doing all I could think of was Tony the Tiger "GREAT" finally popped and usually I'm pretty quiet but this time I oh-ah and every damn thing else you can think of. This girl enjoys what she is doing and it showed. I thought I was in a porno movie. Got the digits and she told me next time all I got to do is buy her some beer and she good.