Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;6629532]Audi gives an amazing massage especially for such a small petite thing. She really knows how to hit the right spots with nice firm pressure and her back walking is incredible. I've seen her several times now and she won't do an HE or even touch the boys or any kind of teasing. She doesn't mind DIY but won't help out in that area. Just wondering if anyone has had any better luck with her?[/QUOTE]Just my unsolicited two cents worth--but DIY places only exist because guys are willing to put up with that nonsense. I might understand it if there were no other options (like either a DIY place or Massage Envy), but there are plenty of other options.

[QUOTE=Gary914;6629848]Went and saw Milan this afternoon for a pedi and leg massage. Once I got there I began to talk to her about a new place of business. We drove a quarter mile east on Plainfield and came upon the new office. Building wasn't open so I didn't get to see her office but the building looked real nice.

Back to the old place for a pedicure and leg massage. Just like everytime I visit everything from rubs to the conversation is outstanding. She is a wonderful lady.[/QUOTE]I saw Milan toward the end of the week. I budget for one provider visit per month. I haven't been doing this for a long time. My last visit with Milan was in the top three experiences I've had, of. Ten?

This time was the best. It's not even close. I tried to think of what to say, in terms of a review, but I don't have the words. It was just what I needed, and I can't put it in words. She is something else.

Who remembers the sexy little ball drainer that goes by Summer? I used to see her quite a bit a few years back. She is back at Panacea as I just saw her ad on stg, link attached.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/massage/caucasian_w/heat-wave-at-panacea-/001949395118[/URL]

[QUOTE=JayPrker;6628954]Anyone ever seen Katt? She looks like fun, just wondering if I should take the plunge on her.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/massage/caucasian_w/katt-is-back--ready-to-please-/476131165748[/URL][/QUOTE]She has a fake ass and now it looks like she got her boobs done too. I tried her once for FS and she was pretty boring and expensive.

After a pretty crappy week, I decided to take the overwhelmingly positive reviews of Milan to heart. I figured that if she couldn't turn my week around, then nobody could. Thankfully, she made it a great week.

Comms were professional and very sweet. That tone continued after our appointment started. I enjoyed her company and she made a great effort to get to know me and my preferences. Her massage skills are top notch -but she made me feel much better than just a good massage can do. She offered great advice about making small changes to take better care of myself. She is beautiful and in great shape. And sexy as hell.

When our session was done, I was more than satisfied.

Looking forward to another visit soon.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/massage/exotic/beautiful--bold-perfect-for-an/174989699425[/URL]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/massage/caucasian_w/satisfaction-guaranteed-100/000748012154

This is Tiff at Beauty and Wellness. I did a review of her previously. Not her real pics. Not worth the price of admission. Avoid at all costs.

Gentlemen,

I had the pleasure of visiting a new girl who is working with the dynamic duo, Lola and Eve. This one's name is Rain. Looks like their business is growing so they needed another set of hands!

Lola facilitated the introduction when I walked in. Then she ushered us into the room to start getting to know each other more intimately. I was halfway thinking it would be nice to have them both at once, but decided I should try to meet Rain solo first, I don't know if I can handle both of these lovely women at once! And Rain was really attractive! She guided me into the room and had me lay down. When she entered, she was wearing a white button down shirt and a matching neon green lingerie set. She is only about 5 foot 5, and about 24 years old. Beautiful mocha skin, in shape, with a nice bubble butt that is very toned and firm. You can tell she crushes it in the gym.

She starts working on my back and legs with great pressure and really relaxing me, while also sneaking in a bit of light sensational teasing. She took her time to graze my balls before reaching under me and stroking me, milking me from the back with extreme skill. I collapsed to the table to hold back and regain my composure. She had me get up and laid down in my place and I knew I was in for a treat when she slipped out of the bra and thong. With perky C-cups, she let me suck them before she laid down. And then I dropped oil all over her back and ripe ass before I started rubbing her down from her shoulders all the way down to her toes. I spent lots of time playing with her tight ass, even giving it a few spankings which made her moan. She flipped over and took my shaft in her hand to stroke my while I focused on her breasts. Her nipples were very responsive and her breathing was getting deeper while she stroked me with a twisting technique, teasing me my bringing me so close to her plump lips that I could feel her breath. I was almost begging with my eyes for her to swallow it.

When I couldn't take it anymore, I left her grasp to settle down and continue massaging her toned legs. Such smooth skin, leading up to a trimmed and pretty pussy. I was hypnotized by the sight of it and wanted nothing more than to dive in face first.

When I worked on her feet, she brushed my balls and shaft with them almost to tease me with a foot job. I'm not really big into feet. It's just not my thing. But they were well pedicured and it was intriguing, but I had other plans on how to finish. We swapped places again and as I laid on my back, she drizzled oil over my legs, chest, and shaft. She ever so slowly started stroking with one hand while choking me with the other. I was in ecstasy as she picked up the pace, her lips inches from mine as she spit into my mouth and told me to swallow and she will let me finally cum. I obeyed as she took it to the next level and manually and verbally coaxed out a massive load. I mean it when I say I shot spunk all over her hands and tits. Legs shaking as I orgasmed, she made sure to verify that I was completely empty by squeezing out the last drop from the base to the tip.

While catching my breath, she grabbed the hot towels and began cleaning me up. We ended up using all of the ones she brought because such a mess was made and for the oil too. We exchanged numbers after getting dressed and some small talk and she said that we have to do this again. I know that I cannot wait. Lola has truly landed a great coworker and has her trained well it seems. I loved every moment. PM me with any questions. I'm sure I'll be back this week I think. What a blast.

AW.

Was looking at the craigslist ad for Saginaw and came across the ad below anyone have any intel?

[URL]https://grandrapids.craigslist.org/hws/d/grand-rapids-new-pics-new-real-pics/7674843487.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=Thorim;6631978]Was looking at the craigslist ad for Saginaw and came across the ad below anyone have any intel?

[URL]https://grandrapids.craigslist.org/hws/d/grand-rapids-new-pics-new-real-pics/7674843487.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I believe she has been posting on stg gr under the same name. No experience with her.

[QUOTE=Cj357;6632387]I believe she has been posting on stg gr under the same name. No experience with her.[/QUOTE]Been there won't repeat.

28 years old.

03:11 PM on 2023-10-10.

Read before contacting a poster.

NFL Sportsbetting with crypto.

Call me.

I see.

Men.

Race / Regionality.

Caucasian (E. European / Russian).

Accepted payment methods.

Cash, CashApp, Visa / MC.

Available for.

Incall.

Location.

Incall.

Online Sportsbetting.

Bet on Football.

✨10024;10024;PASSION ✨10024;10024;.

I go by Passion because I'm very passionate about what I do💜 and have a need to please my clients any way possible😌 l'd love to show you what I'm all about, if your interested and want to know more. Call or text: 616-449-9211✨10024;10024;10024;10024;10024;10024;10024;10024;10024;10024;10024;10024;10024;.

Activities this service provider may enjoy.

[QUOTE=Bopa1;6633575]28 years old.

03:11 PM on 2023-10-10.

Read before contacting a poster.

NFL Sportsbetting with crypto.

Call me.

I see.

Men.

Race / Regionality.

Caucasian (E. European / Russian).

Accepted payment methods.

Cash, CashApp, Visa / MC.

Available for.

Incall.

Location.

Incall.

Online Sportsbetting.

Bet on Football.

✨10024;10024;PASSION ✨10024;10024;.

I go by Passion because I'm very passionate about what I do💜 and have a need to please my clients any way possible😌 l'd love to show you what I'm all about, if your interested and want to know more. Call or text: 616-449-9211✨10024;10024;10024;10024;10024;10024;10024;10024;10024;10024;10024;10024;10024;.

Activities this service provider may enjoy.[/QUOTE]
Passion is Monroe, formerly of Serenity. She has ads up as Passion and Rachel right now. Obviously those pics are fake. Providing incall out of a commercial building just SW of the Beltline & 96 interchange. Asks for 200 for an hour and then another 2 bills for CFS.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/female-escorts/caucasian_e/passion-/944525248951[/URL]

Thumb nails are ads for Rachel

Milan is truly an amazing woman.

Her attention to me and my needs is second to none.

She has wonderful hands and always finds those injured areas and takes her time to allow for my chronic injuries to heal. Her laugh, beautiful voice and sweet conversation makes me feel like we are kindred spirits.

Milan you are a gem!! I always look forward to our sessions.

So if you want to see the BEST in GR please see her.

Gentlemen,

I know you have all seen me post a handful of times about this gorgeous woman. Every time I've met her has been a sensual, erotic, please-filled dream. I haven't seen her in a few weeks though after trying some other talent such as Rain and Eve who are both conveniently located in her same building. They were both fantastic as well. But this session with Lola was different. She was carnal, almost animalistic.

When I entered her office, she gave me a devious smile, stood up while wearing a robe and strolled over to me. She wrapped her arms around my neck and hugged me. With my hands grabbing as much of that perfect ass as I could, she nibbles my earlobe before moaning in my ear and telling me that I better not wait so long to see her again. Shivers running down my spine, she locked the door behind me and then dropped her robe. She was wearing a gorgeous lingerie set. Usually it's just a tank top and booty shorts, but she seemed extra dedicated to making this what is likely the most erotic experience of my life. Her lingerie barely containing her 38 DDs, nipples peeking through, She grabbed my member and balls through my sweatpants and walked me to our room. When we entered, she closed the door and pushed me against it and kissed my neck while rubbing my chest. Lifting up my shirt over my head, she started stroking me while teasing my nipples with her tongue. Squatting down, she grabbed my waistband and pulled down my sweatpants and boxers in one motion. My cock sprang to attention in front of her gorgeous lips. She looked up at me, thanked me for finally visiting her again, and spat on my throbbing rod, she stroked me until I was at full mast while she admonished me for making it so long since I had last seen her. Reaching down, she pulled off my shoes and socks before fully removing my pants. She stood back up, undoing her bra and pulling my face into these perfect tits, making me suck each nipple while she continued to milk me. She finally turned around and bent over, removing her g-string. Dropping it to the floor, she started grinding against me, backing that juicy ass up on my dick and balls, teasing and taunting me. She told me she was going to make me pay for making her wait to see me again as I tried to hold myself from going over the edge and unloading on her back and ass prematurely!

After tormenting me enough, she had me get on the table. Starting on my belly as usual, she said "Uh-uh! On your back. We have business to take care of. " I obeyed and flipped over as she straddled me, dripping oil all over her silky smooth skin starting at her breasts and dripping down to her juicy pink pussy, dribbling down to my dick. Taking me in both hands, she expertly stroked my shaft while teasing my head with a twisting motion. She leaned down, inches from my head and drooled on my meat again. This time, she gave my nuts a couple firm but loving taps. She upped her tempo with one hand and with her other started teasing her pussy. She said "you're going to cum with me, so give it to me. ".

After a few more strokes, I erupted in pleasure. 3-4 ropes shot out by the time she came as well, legs shaking and rocking the table and she moaned out a sultry "Fuckkkk!

She milked me, torturing me until I could not take it anymore and had to remove her hands from me. Her hand covered in my spunk, she rubbed it on her tits, leaving them shining in oil and my cum. While wiping me off, I eke out a "wow, thank you!

She looks at me devilishly, a smile upon those full lips and says "Oh no, we aren't finished. Your dick is still hard. ".

She has me flip over and begins massaging my back and neck. I honestly don't think I've ever been more relaxed. I actually started to doze off a few times but she awoke me with a grade of my balls or taint, and sometimes a playful spank. This massage lasted maybe 15-20 minutes. She grabbed a stool and sat in front of me to give me a great view of her breasts and athletic thighs and glistening pussy right in front of me, inches from my tongue while she worked out the final kinks in my neck. She leaned over and whispered "are you ready" into my ear. My cock twitched and I knew it was time to go again. This time, she had me sit on the side of the table and asked me to give her a hand. She leaned forward, her hands against the wall while I oiled up her ample ass and even reached forward to shine up her full and perky breasts. A mirror in front of her, I could see everything I wanted. She started grinding against me again, giving me a thigh job and rubbing me against her ass, even teasing me with her pussy lips. I ached to be inside of her, but I haven't earned that honor. Yet.

She kept grinding and teasing until I pushed her away, holding back to make it last. She swiveled around, sat on the stool in front of me as I stood, and enveloped my shaft between her big tits, squeezing me between them. She looked up at me and winked, then back down and spit on the head of my cock. Starting out slow, she dirty talked me while stroking faster and faster until I busted again. Though not as massive as the last load, I shot a few ropes onto her smooth chest, her delicate throat, and even hit her on the chin. She kept stroking and tugging until the last drops were out, using my cock as a wand to rub it on her nipples while she played with her pussy, cumming again only a minute later. It was only then that I realized that she had a vibrating toy on her clit that I didn't notice over the rhythmic sounds of our music and heavy breathing.

Having both of us satisfied twice, I laid back on the table and she on top of me while we cuddled and caught our breath, talking for about 5 minutes before she got up, grabbed another large set of warm towels, and began wiping me off as I helped wipe my jizz from her sexy body. She helped me get dressed, but stayed naked. As we walked out of this room, she bent over again in front of me to give me a view of this goddess from the back one last time, swaying it from side to side while she picked up her robe and then put it on, tying it in the front. She grabbed me by the throat, turned my head and whispered again for me to not make her wait this long again. I promised and intend to keep that promise. She kissed my neck and sent me on my way. I almost forgot to pay, but remembered to do so by the time I touched the door knob. We parted ways completely satisfied and I was in a daze the whole ride home.

Sorry for the long review, but you guys have been so helpful that I wanted to do my part to share my experiences. And this one is likely the best.

If you have not experienced this, I feel sorry for ya.

Best,

AW.

Are AW and G2 brothers? Very similar writing style! Asking for a Hooker Friend.

NJ.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;6636039]Are AW and G2 brothers? Very similar writing style! Asking for a Hooker Friend..[/QUOTE]I only have sisters NJ. No brothers. And AW is similarly long winded but his ability to turn a phrase isn't to my expectations. AW also isn't nearly as sarcastic as I am. I'd guess that might be in part due to his more youthful idealism. Eventually life, and this hobby, will disintegrate that misplaced jubilant outlook.

But I'm impressed you are processing all this so well NJ. Good reading comprehension and retention.

Answer.

G2.

[QUOTE=AspenWood;6631693]Gentlemen,

I had the pleasure of visiting a new girl who is working with the dynamic duo, Lola and Eve. This one's name is Rain. Looks like their business is growing so they needed another set of hands!

Lola facilitated the introduction when I walked in. Then she ushered us into the room to start getting to know each other more intimately. I was halfway thinking it would be nice to have them both at once, but decided I should try to meet Rain solo first, I don't know if I can handle both of these lovely women at once! And Rain was really attractive! She guided me into the room and had me lay down. When she entered, she was wearing a white button down shirt and a matching neon green lingerie set. She is only about 5 foot 5, and about 24 years old. Beautiful mocha skin, in shape, with a nice bubble butt that is very toned and firm. You can tell she crushes it in the gym.

She starts working on my back and legs with great pressure and really relaxing me, while also sneaking in a bit of light sensational teasing. She took her time to graze my balls before reaching under me and stroking me, milking me from the back with extreme skill. I collapsed to the table to hold back and regain my composure. She had me get up and laid down in my place and I knew I was in for a treat when she slipped out of the bra and thong. With perky C-cups, she let me suck them before she laid down. And then I dropped oil all over her back and ripe ass before I started rubbing her down from her shoulders all the way down to her toes. I spent lots of time playing with her tight ass, even giving it a few spankings which made her moan. She flipped over and took my shaft in her hand to stroke my while I focused on her breasts. Her nipples were very responsive and her breathing was getting deeper while she stroked me with a twisting technique, teasing me my bringing me so close to her plump lips that I could feel her breath. I was almost begging with my eyes for her to swallow it.

When I couldn't take it anymore, I left her grasp to settle down and continue massaging her toned legs. Such smooth skin, leading up to a trimmed and pretty pussy. I was hypnotized by the sight of it and wanted nothing more than to dive in face first.

When I worked on her feet, she brushed my balls and shaft with them almost to tease me with a foot job. I'm not really big into feet. It's just not my thing. But they were well pedicured and it was intriguing, but I had other plans on how to finish. We swapped places again and as I laid on my back, she drizzled oil over my legs, chest, and shaft. She ever so slowly started stroking with one hand while choking me with the other. I was in ecstasy as she picked up the pace, her lips inches from mine as she spit into my mouth and told me to swallow and she will let me finally cum. I obeyed as she took it to the next level and manually and verbally coaxed out a massive load. I mean it when I say I shot spunk all over her hands and tits. Legs shaking as I orgasmed, she made sure to verify that I was completely empty by squeezing out the last drop from the base to the tip.

While catching my breath, she grabbed the hot towels and began cleaning me up. We ended up using all of the ones she brought because such a mess was made and for the oil too. We exchanged numbers after getting dressed and some small talk and she said that we have to do this again. I know that I cannot wait. Lola has truly landed a great coworker and has her trained well it seems. I loved every moment. PM me with any questions. I'm sure I'll be back this week I think. What a blast.

AW.[/QUOTE]How does one get in touch with Rain? I've searched everywhere and can't find anything.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;6636039]Are AW and G2 brothers? Very similar writing style! Asking for a Hooker Friend.

NJ.[/QUOTE]Definitely not brothers! I'm sure there are a couple lovely ladies who can attest to that. I'm just an experienced writer who spares no detail because you folks deserve to know these experiences and make judgements for yourself based upon what happened. Not to mention, I've had many women refer to me as a cunning linguist!

Stay safe, brothers!

AW.

OK, so not brothers. Maybe Nephews of Uncle Freebeern via a couple of his brothers marriages?

Consanguineous.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;6636039]Are AW and G2 brothers? Very similar writing style! Asking for a Hooker Friend.

NJ.[/QUOTE]Not sure why it matters to you if they are related and if all you're going off is that they have similarities in writing wouldn't it make more sense they're just the same person but either way pretty sure we can all agree every single one of us on here would rather keep our identities you ourselves.

Also if it is true a hooker friend ask you to do this then maybe you should say who they are so G2 and AW know that someone is blabbing about them because we all know the conversation wasn't just "oh you knows these guys are they brother? No, ok" maybe I'm just paranoid but I would assume you and your friend shared little more information than just that considering you titled it "twin brothers" but that just me.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;6636202]OK, so not brothers. Maybe Nephews of Uncle Freebeern via a couple of his brothers marriages?

Consanguineous.[/QUOTE]As someone who has recently had doubts about Gene lately as well thanks to his slip-up, I would humbly request that one of the providers here can attest to the fact that I'm a different person that Gene. I know for a fact that I've met people who he has as well. Hunter and CJ for sure. Maybe Jessi? Maybe Lola? I just don't want to be affiliated with someone who has multiple accounts. No offense, G2/ Free Beer, but we aren't that similar. You're not the only loquacious and well-written dude around, but that's about as far as it goes!

Sorry for the confusion, folks. Just trying to give why'all a real review from someone too young and carefree to have multiple accounts.

Appreciate all you honest folks!

AW.

P.S.: I don't write here to impress people here. I'm just here to share my knowledge and my experiences. Do with that what you will! The only reason that I write these reviews in the first place is to protect other people like yourselves, because you are the reason why I was brave enough to enter this field in the first place! Cheers!

[QUOTE=MrHandy;6636159]How does one get in touch with Rain? I've searched everywhere and can't find anything.[/QUOTE]I cannot post her info on the forum like that. Only reason I heard about her is because I was lucky enough to have Lola let me know after a session weeks ago. I don't know if she has an ad or not. So if you want to schedule her, PM me.

How is the talent at Wonder lately? Is Linda still doing massages? PM is fine.

I'm sure we've all experienced it at a parlor when you show up for your appointment and the girl leads you to your room and says "make yourself comfortable and I'll be right back". Sometimes it's a good 5 minutes or more before they come back in. Of course this is an old trick that some of the girls use to shave time off of your session. One of the solutions is once they come back in, let them see that you are setting a timer on your phone. This is for two reasons, one being that you are not shorted time AND that you don't go over thus cutting into their time. That's one solution but this next one I like even better, the "immediate start". This is where the girl takes you to your room but then doesn't leave and go back out. You start your time right then with her undressing you and you in return undressing her to get her "more comfortable". This is much more fun and sexy as hell! It solves the problem of time shorting, gets her comfortable right away and gets things off to a great start from the get go. No more awkward tip haggling in the middle of a session. I know we all miss Natasha at Panacea as she is one that would make your time sexy as hell using this method and she knew that this would increase her tip amount and she never had to bring up the subject of tips at all. There are some that have the business smarts to do this and I for one am anxious to go see Summer now that she is back at Panacea as she is one that at least in my previous experience is all about pleasing her clients and would be all for that personal experience. So remember guys, always ask for the "Immediate start". If they don't know what it is, explain it to them, they will thank you for it as they will see their tips increase without even having to bring up the subject of tipping.

[QUOTE=AspenWood;6636579]As someone who has recently had doubts about Gene lately as well thanks to his slip-up, I would humbly request that one of the providers here can attest to the fact that I'm a different person that Gene. I know for a fact that I've met people who he has as well. Hunter and CJ for sure. Maybe Jessi? Maybe Lola? I just don't want to be affiliated with someone who has multiple accounts. No offense, G2/ Free Beer, but we aren't that similar. You're not the only loquacious and well-written dude around, but that's about as far as it goes!

Sorry for the confusion, folks. Just trying to give why'all a real review from someone too young and carefree to have multiple accounts.

Appreciate all you honest folks!

AW.

P.S.: I don't write here to impress people here. I'm just here to share my knowledge and my experiences. Do with that what you will! The only reason that I write these reviews in the first place is to protect other people like yourselves, because you are the reason why I was brave enough to enter this field in the first place! Cheers![/QUOTE]Just busting G2's Chops with some sarcasm and cynicism fellas! No seriousness intended. Also, no Hookers were banged, harmed or contacted during the hilarity!

NJ.

Thanks for the detailed review—but you left out any clues to what "office" or "same building" you are talking about.

[QUOTE=AspenWood;6635556]Gentlemen,

I know you have all seen me post a handful of times about this gorgeous woman. Every time I've met her has been a sensual, erotic, please-filled dream. I haven't seen her in a few weeks though after trying some other talent such as Rain and Eve who are both conveniently located in her same building. They were both fantastic as well. But this session with Lola was different. She was carnal, almost animalistic.

When I entered her office, she gave me a devious smile, stood up while wearing a robe and strolled over to me. She wrapped her arms around my neck and hugged me. With my hands grabbing as much of that perfect ass as I could, she nibbles my earlobe before moaning in my ear and telling me that I better not wait so long to see her again. Shivers running down my spine, she locked the door behind me and then dropped her robe. She was wearing a gorgeous lingerie set. Usually it's just a tank top and booty shorts, but she seemed extra dedicated to making this what is likely the most erotic experience of my life. Her lingerie barely containing her 38 DDs, nipples peeking through, She grabbed my member and balls through my sweatpants and walked me to our room. When we entered, she closed the door and pushed me against it and kissed my neck while rubbing my chest. Lifting up my shirt over my head, she started stroking me while teasing my nipples with her tongue. Squatting down, she grabbed my waistband and pulled down my sweatpants and boxers in one motion. My cock sprang to attention in front of her gorgeous lips. She looked up at me, thanked me for finally visiting her again, and spat on my throbbing rod, she stroked me until I was at full mast while she admonished me for making it so long since I had last seen her. Reaching down, she pulled off my shoes and socks before fully removing my pants. She stood back up, undoing her bra and pulling my face into these perfect tits, making me suck each nipple while she continued to milk me. She finally turned around and bent over, removing her g-string. Dropping it to the floor, she started grinding against me, backing that juicy ass up on my dick and balls, teasing and taunting me. She told me she was going to make me pay for making her wait to see me again as I tried to hold myself from going over the edge and unloading on her back and ass prematurely![/QUOTE]

I was driving through Zeeland today and believe it or not saw a new massage parlor. What's this world coming to? LOL. I may have to take one for the team and see what's up!

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;6636859]Just busting G2's Chops with some sarcasm and cynicism fellas! No seriousness intended. Also, no Hookers were banged, harmed or contacted during the hilarity!

NJ.[/QUOTE]I'm a target rich environment. And the good natured banter is respected. I deserve all the crap given.

You sure no hookers were banged?

G2.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;6636039]Are AW and G2 brothers? Very similar writing style! Asking for a Hooker Friend.

NJ.[/QUOTE]Rumor is, that he / they used to write for Penthouse Forum. It's me, I started the rumor.

[QUOTE=Cjm2333;6637000]I was driving through Zeeland today and believe it or not saw a new massage parlor. What's this world coming to? LOL. I may have to take one for the team and see what's up![/QUOTE]I'll bet the Happy Ending is a bible and a windmill cookie!

[QUOTE=ChastD1959;6637444]Rumor is, that he / they used to write for Penthouse Forum. It's me, I started the rumor.[/QUOTE]I heard he / they jerk off while writing, jerking off while rereading on this site and believing it actually happend after multiple times of reading and jerking.

[QUOTE=Benz1;6637593]I heard he / they jerk off while writing, jerking off while rereading on this site and believing it actually happend after multiple times of reading and jerking.[/QUOTE]Hey wizard. Good to hear from you. How is that USA chess federation pseudo intellectual membership going? Does it make things hard? Does it help you rise to the challenge? Have you been able to whack that 2 k rating yet? Or is still tough to beat? I've heard that prostate concentration helps. Or is it prostrate concentration? If only I knew. Chess is such a great avocation for those of us with limited cerebral abilities. It allows us to feel superior while being average at best. That and hanging out at Serenity. Talking about coffee and wanting a finger probe. I love it.

Check.

G2.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/massage/caucasian_w/-friday-w-ally-/084488689826[/URL] really want to go see her but I'm not sure if she is real or worth it any info?

Her add seems to good to be true.

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I think it's great when people write long reviews. Don't we want more reviews, that are descriptive and comprehensive? I feel like I read that a lot from people on the board. If that's true, we should actually thank people who write detailed reports. More better is more better.

Who doesn't get excited when they have an amazing experience with a beautiful woman? It's the best thing ever. It's awesome when someone shares an experience like that. Or, when they go into detail about a bad experience. Helps us know who to seek out, and who to avoid.

So, I say "thank you. " That was a great review and I'm glad you had an awesome time. Thank you for sharing.

I've been RTFF, but I have to admit I'm not getting the info I need. I'll be passing through GR this weekend and need some help finding what I'm looking for. Specifically, massage with at least a BJ, maybe FS. I'm not picky as to AMP or not, but give me options please. Not looking to spend a fortune, maybe $$$ max. Prefer young spinners, but that's not a must. Help me out here guys. Thanks!

[QUOTE=TypicalDude;6637677]I think it's great when people write long reviews. Don't we want more reviews, that are descriptive and comprehensive? I feel like I read that a lot from people on the board. If that's true, we should actually thank people who write detailed reports. More better is more better.

Who doesn't get excited when they have an amazing experience with a beautiful woman? It's the best thing ever. It's awesome when someone shares an experience like that. Or, when they go into detail about a bad experience. Helps us know who to seek out, and who to avoid.

So, I say "thank you. " That was a great review and I'm glad you had an awesome time. Thank you for sharing.[/QUOTE]I agree totally.

I enjoy reading full reviews from mongers that don't have multiple profiles and personality disorders.

Thank you AspenWood for real reports.

[QUOTE=Cjm2333;6637000]I was driving through Zeeland today and believe it or not saw a new massage parlor. What's this world coming to? LOL. I may have to take one for the team and see what's up![/QUOTE]Was there about a month ago. If you are looking for a mediocre massage, this is the place. No hint whatsoever of anything else on the menu. Small town police would not tolerate anything past a massage. No walls, just fabric hanging from pipe frames.

[QUOTE=ZestyTheGreat;6637655][URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/massage/caucasian_w/-friday-w-ally-/084488689826[/URL] really want to go see her but I'm not sure if she is real or worth it any info?[/QUOTE]If you use Google image search and ask it to find the source you'll see a ton of links where the photos are used for tattoo inspiration, etc. So no, it's not real.

Met up with Sarah and I just have to say WOW! She's very pleasant and comfortable.

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