Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=TungMaster; 1863786]GStar was a rookie at the BCI spa agent academy.

He couldn't go with Mayor Obama Jr. And Mike Dewine for the raids and photo op.[/QUOTE]Funny guy be nice if we could put more info on here an less insults.

Had to go to Ytown for biz, so stopped at Tiger. Saw Happy per King's recommendation. What a hot bod, big real jugs, not bolt ons. She was really into it. Got there at 10:50 this morning and when I left 30 minutes later, there were 6 cars already in lot. BTW, a shipment of fruit was arriving at Hopkins tonight and will be ready Thursday morning for partaking.

[QUOTE=Crism0808;1866135]Had to go to Ytown for biz, so stopped at Tiger. Saw Happy per King's recommendation. What a hot bod, big real jugs, not bolt ons. She was really into it. Got there at 10:50 this morning and when I left 30 minutes later, there were 6 cars already in lot. BTW, a shipment of fruit was arriving at Hopkins tonight and will be ready Thursday morning for partaking.[/QUOTE]Looks like it's going to be a Happy face Va-Nana ice cream with a Cherrie on top. All you need is some hot fudge and it will be complete.

Happy Meals, Cherry Berry Chillers, Ba NaNa Shakes! What will McKat think of next?

I see a drive thru in the near future, maybe a bunch of hot Koreans on roller skates serving treats curbside!

I am getting a McUrge for a rub down!

Went there after taking a few years off since last time I went it was so-so. Imagine my surprise to see all oriental girls working at the Hot Dog place. I think they may have upgraded their beef. Since they tasted much better than I remember. Of course I ordered my food with Mountain Dew so maybe that had something to do with it. I also had fries with that melted cheese on top thats, oh so good! Mmmmmm.

I went to my favorite zoo the other day carrying a foot long from subway looking for dessert when I had the pleasure of seeing an old favorite, a 57 Chevy! Well I asked the owner if I could drive it, but she said no. So I tuned my radio to my favorite station and listened to purple haze while eating ice cream waiting for another shipment of donuts to arrive from Florida.

Get the point? Jeez!

Tonto

[QUOTE=Tonto Monger; 1868530]I went to my favorite zoo the other day carrying a foot long from subway looking for dessert when I had the pleasure of seeing an old favorite, a 57 Chevy! Well I asked the owner if I could drive it, but she said no. So I tuned my radio to my favorite station and listened to purple haze while eating ice cream waiting for another shipment of donuts to arrive from Florida.

Get the point? Jeez!

Tonto[/QUOTE]Let us know if them donuts need the centers punched out!

Myself, I would rather drive a Kia but, not the Sofia.

What was the sub? I prefer the pulled pork with some Asian dressing or no dressing at all.

All this talk got me hungry, I am having lucky charm this morning with banannas, cherries and hope to feel a little more happy afterwords!

Happy Mongering

Vampire Weekend talks about his special treatment massages all the time and most of you think he is probably full of shit. Upon request, he filled me in on a little secret where one could go to get a great massage without all the extras we are used to. I was hesitant, until recently when I decided I needed just that. A GOOD massage. I just had an hour and 45 minute unbelievable experience. ZERO sexual contact whatsoever, just a fantastic, long, intense massage from a very cute Asian that some of you may know from a past life. I can't get into too many details, but I don't really need to either because the only real point to this post is to thank the man for a great referral.

Was planning a trip to Tiger next week any new talent an what would the damage be for a cherry an banana four hander? You can PM me for a detailed report if any of you have partaken or post a number it will run me. Be safe.

[QUOTE=GStar;1872179]Was planning a trip to Tiger next week any new talent an what would the damage be for a cherry an banana four hander? You can PM me for a detailed report if any of you have partaken or post a number it will run me. Be safe.[/QUOTE]I'm curious, if anyone has gone 4 handed if the girls would interact Phlip

Need to scratch what's the latest at tiger. There has been a bit of turnover and its been quiet so not sure who's there. Don't want to take the drive and be offered up froggie :0. And 76? See you on the turnpike soon Phlip

[QUOTE=PhlipPhlop;1875053]Need to scratch what's the latest at tiger. There has been a bit of turnover and its been quiet so not sure who's there. Don't want to take the drive and be offered up froggie :0. And 76? See you on the turnpike soon Phlip[/QUOTE]Tell us what the line up at 76 is. Who knows who you might run into there. Happy Mongering.

[QUOTE=PhlipPhlop;1873972]I'm curious, if anyone has gone 4 handed if the girls would interact Phlip[/QUOTE]Never heard of that happening from a reliable poster. It's always about the money and getting you off as quick as possible. Happy Mongering.

When out t my favorite tiger today. Monday is my day off so wanted to treat myself to some Korean. Got there about 145 an only 2 cars in lot. Mama said that cherry an happy were busy nana was available. Wanted t see how those two looked bug went with nana. What fun table shower slip an slide than sauna. Great massage in room no rush. Asked about 4 hands is available said to come early for that. Posting from the dog Shoppe on 422 good food an cheap. Pm me for details lots tell.

Be safe

Was tired yesterday so drove to the most depressing city in the world the sex from world war Z and visted one of the few buildings still open. Went into the big cat and was greated very nicely by mamasan, she asked how I was feeling and I told her, she said she had somthing to make me very happy. I have so say I was very happy, massage skills were good but other skills were outstanding. And as the guys from duck dynasty say Happy Happy Happy.