Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=John2526;2543362]I'm a senior member from the DC area, coming to town for work later this week.

I tried to RTFF, but the abbreviations you guys use are commendable in making the references cryptic.

Some AMP's I found on another site are far from the city center where I'm staying (near the Capitol building).

If anyone would be kind enough to PM me with adult fun options in the vicinity (I won't have a car), it woul be much appreciated.

Thanks![/QUOTE]As far as AMPs go, you're out of luck anywhere close to downtown, and incall options nearby tend to be in questionable areas. However, most outcall options should be willing to come to your hotel. Some of the other seniors can probably give you names.

For AMPs, a taxi will run probably $25 one way to get to a decent one. Another option is the bus, depending on your free time. Route 31 will drop you a block or less from the AMP on Madison Avenue Suite G, reviews can be found by searching Madison, Coin, Lowe's and Greenwood. Route 34 will get you close to 86th and Michigan Road. There's a place on Michigan, search Angel or Bent, and on 86th, search Mermaid or Popeyes.

Hope that's some help.

Went south to G. Didi (was there and gave decent massage with some teasing prior to the flip. Allowed some roaming and left happy. Did not opt for TS but will next time. Should be interesting.

Went to the RB today. I know I said before I wouldn't stay there ever again if Jessica wasn't there, but they had a new girl there tonight. So, I took a chance. She goes by Judy. And wow. Best massage I have ever gotten at an AMP. Very nice. She was very friendly and open. And I got the distinct impression she would have been open to a lot more, but alas, I was in no shape to continue once I figured that out. I left extremely happy. I will repeat again soon so she remembers my face. Standard half hour. Tipped. 4.

So I was at the fair and bumped into an old friend who told me about a new 4 H group out west. Hadn't seen any news on it so I thought I would share his experience. Location has parking in the back and a side walk between two buildings that leads to a side entrance. This seemed nice and private upon entry but he noted that on leaving he was acutely aware of the fact that had he not checked in on the club in the am, a restaurant crowd would be watching him depart. Price to join the club is standard 40/60.

He met member ViVi who was pleasant enough. 6 on the scale, dark hair. Fair to midland massage, not setting any records here, but does climb on the table and straddle for parts of it. He's a fan of that. Said it allows him to move his arms and hands which he did freely. Interestingly enough, about 20 minutes into their meeting the girls mom popped her head in for a check in. While he initially thought maybe something fun was about to occur, it was more of a chaperone move.

He said he was a little concerned that might spoil the meeting, but turns out it didn't. Not At All. Just required discretion. As such he didn't feel comfortable telling me anymore detail. I pressed and only got this last tidbit, house plus 1. Said it reminded him of the old days. But he's old so everything reminds him of that. You might could reach out to him if you know him or have seniority in 4 H, but I don't know how that would help since he's not even on the board. Odd really. As always YMMV.

Best, Mike.

Visited the Knights a couple of times in the past few weeks. Attendant both times was Jenny a 7/10. Good TS, decent massage, full menu. No bargains to be had, Jenny is a shrewd negotiator. If you enjoy saran-wrap and teeth you will dig this place. Might repeat in a pinch but not likely. Probably time for the roadie to JoeJin.

Met with Julie. Cute 7/10. A / be's upstairs which she let me nibble and play with which she seemed to enjoy. Went further South but no go. Aunt Flow may have been visiting. Was told TS was "broken" but left happy. Besides the fact the place smells like the next door restaurant a good experience.

I also had a visit with judy. Hh with a 7/10 masseuse. Very thorough and relaxing, had an adorable personality, pretty shy really. But I got the std for the std rate.

In other news, visited CTM a while back, what a dreadful experience. Tina (6/10) was the masseuse, and answered the door 3 times in my hh visit! Then she pulled a switcher-roo and I flipped to find a new masseuse. She (of course) offers no extras, and tina came back in and was no help either. Pretty much a complete waste of a good hh.

[QUOTE=Bbl1950;2546302]Met with Julie. Cute 7/10. A / be's upstairs which she let me nibble and play with which she seemed to enjoy. Went further South but no go. Aunt Flow may have been visiting. Was told TS was "broken" but left happy. Besides the fact the place smells like the next door restaurant a good experience.[/QUOTE]

Oh yeah I forgot to mention. I saw Yoki again tonight. She didn't remember me, but she appreciated that I remembered her name. I showed up less than an hour before closed, but she didn't seem to mind and was very accommodating. I'd give her a 7 on the AMP scale (nice body, cute face, quiet persona). I would bump her up to an 8 if she'd dress a little sexier. She had thin sweatpants and hooded top. Massage was very good again. She's very thorough and detail oriented during massage and cleanup. Even after a hh session, I feel like I got an hour's worth. She didn't mind my light roaming. I left happy after the flip; paid standard for hh plus standard tip her helping hands.

Avon? Anyone been to Lina? PM me if you must! I'm headed out that way tomorrow.

[QUOTE=JamesHunt76;2546813]Avon? Anyone been to Lina? PM me if you must! I'm headed out that way tomorrow.[/QUOTE]Sent ya a PM.

Any Suite the regulars on here. PM me.

Looks like my post got auto edited. Suite Dingo near The Bimmer. Any regular here send me a PM. Have some questions. I always get asked "you been here before?" But always get treated like a new guy.

Decided to visit Suite 2 on the east side. I must say not to much going on. There were two older lady's there. I would say a 6 on the AMP scale, short and petite. The massage was good. I was left uncovered pretty much through to the end. Then the flip and nothing. Only light rubbing when she was wiping me down. Over all not that great for me.

I assume Amy is still on vacation. Anyone know how the July masseuses are looking at SoHo? THANKS!

Soooo, in my ever expanding efforts to overshare, I stopped by the mermaids yesterday and had my usual excellent massage. What was report worthy was what happened while I was getting said massage. It seems one of my fellow patrons had stopped off at the toilet before heading back to one of the rooms. Apparently he must have REALLY had to go because I hear this sound as of water flowing and then just a lot of very angry mandarin.

What ensued was a hilarious dialogue of apologies, and an attempt to explain a plunger, and my therapist updating me on the drama while laughing her head off and saying "shit! Shit everywhere!

I'm going to guess he didn't leave happy.