Massage Parlor Reports

I recently discovered an AMP near BWI that was pretty good. I saw at least two different providers working. The one that greeted me at the door was fairly good looking in the face, but very nice in the body. Was escorted to a room (clean, typically set up) and told the donation request (.6). Offered my donation and was told to disrobe. Came back very quickly and proceeded to offer massage. Not too involved, but had a very soft touch. Definitely puts you "in the mood".

After 10 mins or so I offered "the flip" ('cause I couldn't take it anymore, I was harder than the times of 1929). She tapped my "frustration" with her fingers and said that I was a bad boy. She then asked me if I need anything else, I rubbed her butt and said yes. We negotiated another donation (1.) and she asked me if I had protection, I said no and she stepped out briefly and came back with the proper equipment and told me to bring my own supplies next time.

She quickly took off the velvet "onesy" and to my surprise was wearing no panties. I laid back on the table and she climbed on top of me and started licking me like a lollipop. Put on the cover and climbed on top (ride 'them cowgirl). About 5 mins later she started cumming and moaning. We then flipped to K9 and were at it again. I was about ready to cum so I made her switch to mish and pounded her for another 15 mins or so. I could tell it was starting to hurt her so I came.

She maid me lay back, she went and got a warm towel and cleaned me up. She then massaged me for another 20 mins or so and we were through. All in all a good time was had. Will go back.

P. S. I told her that I may try the other provider and she went and got her so that I could get a better look. Nice touch.

[QUOTE=Union;1669928]I have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream. I have a dream that one day I will be able to have a massage and then a gourmet meal. I have a dream that on that table we would be able to sit down together to enjoy the fruits and the meats that are so tantalizingly displayed. I have a dream that the waitress, so sweet and beautiful will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and inhibition. I have a dream that every valley and every hill will be traversed over and over again. I have a dream that eating is not rushed but time taken to fully digest said offerings. I have a dream today. This is my hope. Let freedom ring from the snowcapped bunnies. Let freedom ring from the curvaceous slopes of therapists. When we allow freedom to ring, we will be able to speed up the time when asian girls, white girls, black girls and Hispanic girls can take us to their villages and hamlets. Black men, white men and all men of all races will be able to sing Free at last.[/QUOTE]It's either uninhibited or inhibition, can't be both. Sleep tight. Go Ravens!

GTR

Came down with a case of yellow fever and rushed myself to the hospital. Nurse Anna took good care of me for standard rates. I was tempted to try the hospital food but passed. I noticed a knot or bump or something and speed. Was I seeing things or can anyone else confirm this? Otherwise it was a good time.

I had such a great time the last the last time I visited the residential shop, I decided to stop by for another visit. Have to say that it is deffinately hit or miss. Pulled a different provider this time and it was the complete oposite. The massage was ok, service was not the best. Was very rushed and she complained that "too strong below the belt". First time anyone has complained. I am thinking it was a ploy to get me to hurry up. I wasn't even trying to knock it out the park. Well, I finished with some time left. The last time the provider gave me a hot towel clean up and rubbed me down some more. I got the clean up this time and then the provider cleaned herself with water bottle while sitting on the toilet. I thought ok maybe she will come back. Not a chance she made sure to stay in the bathroom. At this point I got dressed and left. I was so put off didn't even ask her name. I normally do in the beginning. Oh well you win some and lose some. Maybe she was having a bad day.

[QUOTE=Always Learnin;1670896]Came down with a case of yellow fever and rushed myself to the hospital. Nurse Anna took good care of me for standard rates. I was tempted to try the hospital food but passed. I noticed a knot or bump or something and speed. Was I seeing things or can anyone else confirm this? Otherwise it was a good time.[/QUOTE]I do like her a lot, but, yes, I saw the same thing. I wasn't really positive about it, but you have confirmed it for me. I have reluctantly given up some activities when I see her.

[QUOTE=BigGill;1670562]I recently discovered an AMP near BWI that was pretty good.[/QUOTE]First, thanks for the *fabulous* review! Yes, yes, yes!

Second, can you give a hint as to the name, phone (last 4 digits?) , or (nearby) street / location?

Like I said, nice work!

Lots 'o fun!

My first trip to the hospital left much to be desired yesterday. Was initially told to come back in a half hour because they were busy, even though there were three girls downstairs. So I came back and was greeted by a lady that was not what I was looking for. I asked to see the other girls and was brought a cute little spinner type. Ok, I was happy. But after a very brief massage, she up and left. Another girl (Crystal I believe) comes back in and informs me the first girl was sick. She checks time and lets me know that if I want a flip, its time. I am then interrogated about being leo. I am kinda young with a short haircut so that was understandable. But after my $, I endured the most awkward experience in a m. P. To date. The job was done, though well short of time or enthusiasm. So in short, poor short massage, no teasing, switched girls, and one unhappy camper. My previous stops have been B. S. And M. L. And I left much happier. Next time I get the urge I guess M. L. It will be.

[QUOTE=Fun4242; 1671335]First, thanks for the *fabulous* review! Yes, yes, yes!

Second, can you give a hint as to the name, phone (last 4 digits?) , or (nearby) street / location?

Like I said, nice work!

Lots 'o fun![/QUOTE]Thanks fun. Check CL.

[QUOTE=TotalKaos;1668663]Stopped by Friday place was dead. Set up with a 40something plain looking lady, no big deal I didn't want anything special anyhow. Started out awful kneading and pushing on the same spt for a few mins at a time. After about 10 mins showed her I wanted a sooft touch and it did get better from there. Not the best ever but it was what I needed to get the job done.[/QUOTE]I have to second this. I went there last week just to check them out randomly to see if things change. No one below mid 40s were there. The shower was nice but everything else from that down hill. I'll probably avoid the place unless they get better service. I asked for a hard massage and it was more of soft one. Not much to report except not worth the money. The finish was a death grip. I can better service from other places and get more out of it.

[QUOTE=BigGill;1671580]Thanks fun. Check CL.[/QUOTE]Did the full CL search. Nothing close to BWI. (I don't consider Glen Burnie, Elkridge, or Jessup BWI.

Any other search clues?

[QUOTE=Hawkeye In Md; 1672551]Did the full CL search. Nothing close to BWI. (I don't consider Glen Burnie, Elkridge, or Jessup BWI.

Any other search clues?[/QUOTE]You don't consider Glen Burnie to be BWI?

If your definitions are that rigid in the first place, you don't need a massage.

Try a vacation to Hawaii, chill out and relax for a few weeks.

Stopped off at bwi today. I swear I drew "Victoria" from the hospital there, spitting image. Same kind of service you get from her. Full menu but I still prefer the bratty girls of silk, haven't found a place with better looking ones.

Took the day off and thought I would try and unwind. Went by 2314 but no answer. Since it was a mental health day I dropped by the hospital for a checkup. Angela answered the door, not my normal cup of tea but was advised that her curative properties were number 1 so went to the exam room. Thought about writing a couple of pages on the experience but will leave it at I won't be needing a vacation for a while, I feel all better. On the way out I gave her the tip, she liked it and sat me down in a chair and gave me a bonus chair massage. Very nice girl, very sweet, treat her well.

Saw the 28 year old European model today that advertises on BP and works at VR. Ill make this short. $$ per hour but really was 30. 40 mins. Def not a model and def not 28 LOL he was nice but not worth the buck. No extras from what I sensed. Will not return nor would I recommend. Guess this one was just the little heads decision to even try.

Dante

[QUOTE=Hawkeye In Md; 1672551]Did the full CL search. Nothing close to BWI. (I don't consider Glen Burnie, Elkridge, or Jessup BWI.

Any other search clues?[/QUOTE]Try BP instead.