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Well not sure where to post this as I'm sure she post on BP I just have never seen the post. Met up with a nice little AA spinner the other night. This is where the story takes a crazy twist. I called her and set up a time to meet and headed over to her place which is NOT in the best area of town but I figured it was late enough the rift raff would be sleeping or past out drunk but it was one of the notels on Appleton Ave. So she gives me the room number so I proceed to go knock on the door and she opens the door and lets me in. Crazy thing was I couldn't remember her name so we start talking about what I like and what I want to do she then ask me what I want to donate and I was like well we just talked on the phone about that and she says we didn't talk on the phone so I'm like WTF is this chick on something? So I pull out my phone and dialed her number to prove to her that she just talked to me. Well to my surprise her phone didn't ring but some other girl answers the phone and I was like hey what room are you in? Come to find out I got the room number wrong and went to the wrong room. LOL So feeling bad that I barged in this poor girl I told her I would be right back. So I go next door and yep its the girl I was supposed to meet. Once inside the meeting was great she has a smokin hot little spinner body with some perky be's. Everything was covered but that was fine with me. She takes direction well and had a good time. So I finish up and thank her and I go outside and it just pops in my head "Hey lets play two" so I proceed to knock on the door of the wrong girl and yep she is still there waiting for me. Again nice little spinner body with small be's. We settle in and agree on the donation and that's where this chick was a little off as she asked me if I liked short hair or long hair. I say short hair so she pulls her wig off and goes into the bathroom and comes out with a short haired wig. LOL And I'm thinking to myself I really don't give a shit about her hair but she seemed to get into it. Everything was covered but again great time and she took directions well. Best part of this double header was the donation. 60 for the first girl and 40 for the second. I do have digits for the first girl but never got any for the second girl.

TAPPIN OUT.

Amazing what the "hooker density" is at that notel. I haven't been to that notel, but I'll bet that you could have knocked on any of the doors on that same floor and if they were occupied, have a 50% chance of being met by a provider (unless she was "occupied".

That story has to go down as one of the all time best.

SC.

[QUOTE=TappinDatAss;2783029]Well not sure where to post this as I'm sure she post on BP I just have never seen the post. Met up with a nice little AA spinner the other night. This is where the story takes a crazy twist. I called her and set up a time to meet and headed over to her place which is NOT in the best area of town but I figured it was late enough the rift raff would be sleeping or past out drunk but it was one of the notels on Appleton Ave. So she gives me the room number so I proceed to go knock on the door and she opens the door and lets me in. Crazy thing was I couldn't remember her name so we start talking about what I like and what I want to do she then ask me what I want to donate and I was like well we just talked on the phone about that and she says we didn't talk on the phone so I'm like WTF is this chick on something? So I pull out my phone and dialed her number to prove to her that she just talked to me. Well to my surprise her phone didn't ring but some other girl answers the phone and I was like hey what room are you in? Come to find out I got the room number wrong and went to the wrong room. LOL So feeling bad that I barged in this poor girl I told her I would be right back. So I go next door and yep its the girl I was supposed to meet. Once inside the meeting was great she has a smokin hot little spinner body with some perky be's. Everything was covered but that was fine with me. She takes direction well and had a good time. So I finish up and thank her and I go outside and it just pops in my head "Hey lets play two" so I proceed to knock on the door of the wrong girl and yep she is still there waiting for me. Again nice little spinner body with small be's. We settle in and agree on the donation and that's where this chick was a little off as she asked me if I liked short hair or long hair. I say short hair so she pulls her wig off and goes into the bathroom and comes out with a short haired wig. LOL And I'm thinking to myself I really don't give a shit about her hair but she seemed to get into it. Everything was covered but again great time and she took directions well. Best part of this double header was the donation. 60 for the first girl and 40 for the second. I do have digits for the first girl but never got any for the second girl.

TAPPIN OUT.[/QUOTE]

Send me a private message.Thanks for the help. Dave.

[QUOTE=TappinDatAss;2783029]Well not sure where to post this as I'm sure she post on BP I just have never seen the post. Met up with a nice little AA spinner the other night. This is where the story takes a crazy twist. I called her and set up a time to meet and headed over to her place which is NOT in the best area of town but I figured it was late enough the rift raff would be sleeping or past out drunk but it was one of the notels on Appleton Ave. So she gives me the room number so I proceed to go knock on the door and she opens the door and lets me in. Crazy thing was I couldn't remember her name so we start talking about what I like and what I want to do she then ask me what I want to donate and I was like well we just talked on the phone about that and she says we didn't talk on the phone so I'm like WTF is this chick on something? So I pull out my phone and dialed her number to prove to her that she just talked to me. Well to my surprise her phone didn't ring but some other girl answers the phone and I was like hey what room are you in? Come to find out I got the room number wrong and went to the wrong room. LOL So feeling bad that I barged in this poor girl I told her I would be right back. So I go next door and yep its the girl I was supposed to meet. Once inside the meeting was great she has a smokin hot little spinner body with some perky be's. Everything was covered but that was fine with me. She takes direction well and had a good time. So I finish up and thank her and I go outside and it just pops in my head "Hey lets play two" so I proceed to knock on the door of the wrong girl and yep she is still there waiting for me. Again nice little spinner body with small be's. We settle in and agree on the donation and that's where this chick was a little off as she asked me if I liked short hair or long hair. I say short hair so she pulls her wig off and goes into the bathroom and comes out with a short haired wig. LOL And I'm thinking to myself I really don't give a shit about her hair but she seemed to get into it. Everything was covered but again great time and she took directions well. Best part of this double header was the donation. 60 for the first girl and 40 for the second. I do have digits for the first girl but never got any for the second girl.

TAPPIN OUT.[/QUOTE]

An interesting anecdote.

Met a provider and we were exchanging stories. Said a weird thing happened to her, when texted a customer, opened the door to see her cousin. I asked if she still went through!. She said NOOO, but they decided not to talk about this (I won't say anything if you don't say anything!). And finally, she also hooked him up with one of her friends!. What a world!.

[QUOTE=VinceRahm;2785846]An interesting anecdote.

Met a provider and we were exchanging stories. Said a weird thing happened to her, when texted a customer, opened the door to see her cousin. I asked if she still went through!. She said NOOO, but they decided not to talk about this (I won't say anything if you don't say anything!). And finally, she also hooked him up with one of her friends!. What a world!.[/QUOTE]I would have banged the living shit out her ass. What difference does it make at this point. Michael Corellone whacked his brother in the Godfather. It was just business. She is selling pussy and it is just business. I banged a good friend's daughter. Tore her young ass up. Its just business! Next time tear that pussy up.

I'm trying to figure things. Why do I like mature MILFs, why do I like Asians, trashy drug addicts, welfare moms, Hispanic girls, etc. I like a few others but its illegal to mention it.

Remember your mom's friend, who had a good shape and looked good in a bathing suit or dress? Me too and eventually I found one like her, paid her a lot of money and fucked her.

Remember how cute that little Asian gal was in college, about 4-7 and 68 lbs. I found her too. Even wonder what it would be like to nail that cute Hispanic girl? Wonder why that trashy skinny girl down at the beer bar who won't give you the time of day would be like but she is more interested in the chain smoking fat guy with tattoos? The sexy cheerleader two grades ahead of you in school?

Ever wonder what it would be like to have any of these eccentric women to pay lots of attention to you? To call you, text you, need you, come to you for help?

Remember the teeniebopper down the street you had improper thoughts about, walking around in those little shorts with her tits bopping up and down? 20 years later, she's down on her luck and on her knees in front of you.

Remember the thought of when making it with a 40 year old women was a stretch but doable, 50 no way, and 60 was just plain disgusting. Then one day under 40 you certainly will have to pay them, 50 is now just an average woman, and the 65 is the only one I think about when masturbating that will do the trick.

Remember when you were young, a nerd and perhaps had only been with 5 girls, most of which had only jerked you off? Now you actually see or hear from 5 women you have fucked, just about about every day. Neighbors, coworkers, old classmates, daughters of friends, and a cousin. Of course providers who continue to reach out, to stay in contact.

What happened that I needed to go from 5 to 500 and I am still just as far away from finding my unicorn as ever? Well going to see #501 is not going to solve anything.

There were a few I thought I could say to myself "this one is all I need, if I can have her whenever I want, it would be good enough. " I can say that about maybe 6 or 7. That doesn't mean marry them. That just means if they are the only one available from here on out, they don't change much, I would be satisfied with them and not need anyone else.

The Thai, the jungle house girl, the Barbara Eden squirter, sleepy welfare mom, the anorexic girl on the college swim team, Mexican MILF psycho, -- none of them were marriage material. But I did enjoy every moment I had with them while doing business. When it got personal, getting involved in their personal lives, well, not so cool. None of them are around any more.

When that unicorn is discovered, its only for a short while. You might not be on their radar because they have so many guys waving their dicks at them, many of them cooler guys than you. But eventually you will get the nod and they will at some point think you are the coolest guy of them all. You showed genuine personal interest in them and they know you had a crush on them that was more than just business.

I read these reports guys and I just roll my eyes. Going from ad to ad, notel to notel, AMP to AMP, one SW after another, TOFFT with all kinds of scammers, getting a HJ at an AMP and you are so thrilled as if you just fucked Paris Hilton. Oh wow, a crackhead came to your house and you SEDUCED her for $100. Oh and of course she just loved it and came 5 times. She loved getting deep greeked. Yeah, I'm sure she did. I'm sure after it was over she said to herself, wow that guy is a great lover.

Reports that really bother me are when a girl takes control, fake pics, getting you to drive here, then drive there, then wait 20 minutes, then come to a horrible neighborhood, go into a house full of other people. Then let her borrow your phone, or drive her to a McDonalds for crack. Then she goes MIA and you actually give a shit, go back to her house looking for her, worry about her, are concerned.

Well not as if I haven't done all that. I have. Lately #501 is not on my radar. I'm looking down from 10 miles up and I see you driving around Riverwest, wearing your monger sunglasses, looking around for that address with your gooseneck head. Or your car is parked down at the Notel Motel on S. 27th while Slappy and Leroy watch you visit their girl. Then a week later you got strep throat and your cock is burning and itching. Take control of yourself my friends. Don't let this thing of ours fuck you, you do the fucking.

From what you wrote the thought that popped into my mind was control with no commitment. It sounds like you are like so many others that like all of the benefits without the commitment or legalities. Again like so many others, it could also be the intrigue and thrill of the chase and conquer of the target.

When you were younger the MILF was a conquest the younger would brag about and as you got older it flip flopped. Now it is the younger ones to brag about and the older ones to give you the fun without all the games. They are all part of the hunt to be the first, find the best or see what you can get her to do or what limits you can push.

Like the saying goes, to each his own. Me personally, I tend to like the UTR, GFE, low volume types and treat them well so that it is enjoyable for both but like so many others not wanting to break the bank.

Just my. 02 worth.

[QUOTE=LoveSmallPerky;2788102]From what you wrote the thought that popped into my mind was control with no commitment. It sounds like you are like so many others that like all of the benefits without the commitment or legalities. Again like so many others, it could also be the intrigue and thrill of the chase and conquer of the target.

When you were younger the MILF was a conquest the younger would brag about and as you got older it flip flopped. Now it is the younger ones to brag about and the older ones to give you the fun without all the games. They are all part of the hunt to be the first, find the best or see what you can get her to do or what limits you can push.

Like the saying goes, to each his own. Me personally, I tend to like the UTR, GFE, low volume types and treat them well so that it is enjoyable for both but like so many others not wanting to break the bank.

Just my. 02 worth.[/QUOTE]You make some good points. Control is a big issue. I think I like having control. I use money and psychology to make women my puppet. Like I said I don't want to be the monger who looks like a 70's porn star driving around goosenecking for some chick's address. I want the woman to be goosenecking it looking for my house.

Also I think I get off on making a woman feel safe and secure. I'm daddy who can protect her, even if its just an hour. Of course the thrill of the chase. Finding a crackhead who will come over an blow you is like shooting fish in a barrel.

The chase was hanging out in court rooms, psych waiting rooms, George Webb's, Denny's finding struggling women, hurting women, vulnerable women in need of validation.

Personal experience is you got to know when its unsafe to proceed and it looks too good to be true. Like when you find a total knockout, a 9. 5 on a 10 scale, beautiful, could be any age. And she is actually pursuing you making it look like your idea. You see, she is a lunatic, a psycho, a predator. They are out there. Eventually we all meet one or ten.

Met a few of those in the psych waiting rooms.

The UTR-GFE has been good for me too. My favorite was an older Barbara Eden type neighbor. But she is old, she got sick, so its not happening any more. Really could not find one that was drug free or drama free. I would have things set up and all of a sudden her kid is throwing up at school. I'm sure a made up story.

You really need to have a woman with a lot of faults or you risk developing strong feelings for them. When they area crack head and the relationship ends, you can always justify it as being their fault.

Not sure about the rest of you but I also seem to like attractive women with some major flaw. Crooked teeth, missing tooth, big beak nose, scar, birth mark, weird shaped ass, limp, ears that stick out, too short, too tall, extreme hillbilly accent, some new kind of nipples never seen on any other woman.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;2788266]Not sure about the rest of you but I also seem to like attractive women with some major flaw. Crooked teeth, missing tooth, big beak nose, scar, birth mark, weird shaped ass, limp, ears that stick out, too short, too tall, extreme hillbilly accent, some new kind of nipples never seen on any other woman.[/QUOTE]

I don't want a flaw. My mind would dwell on the flaw and I would not be able to overcome it. Call it Seinfeld syndrome. If she was hot and had some sort of physical defect or "flaw" I would lose interest so bad that even Viagra or Cialis couldn't overcome it. No flaws for me thanks.

[QUOTE=Howard5354;2786322]
VinceRahm

An interesting anecdote.

Met a provider and we were exchanging stories. Said a weird thing happened to her, when texted a customer, opened the door to see her [b]cousin[/b]. I asked if she still went through!. She said NOOO, but they decided not to talk about this (I won't say anything if you don't say anything!). And finally, she also hooked him up with one of her friends!. What a world!.


I would have banged the living shit out her ass. What difference does it make at this point. Michael Corellone whacked his brother in the Godfather. It was just business. She is selling pussy and it is just business. I banged a good friend's daughter. Tore her young ass up. Its just business! Next time tear that pussy up.[/QUOTE]Howard. I love ya man but are you saying you would nail your own cousin?

[QUOTE=Star67;2788470]Howard. I love ya man but are you saying you would nail your own cousin?[/QUOTE]First cousin is not that uncommon. I've grown very close to one of mine and its been a comfort having her from time to time.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;2788622]First cousin is not that uncommon. I've grown very close to one of mine and its been a comfort having her from time to time.[/QUOTE]Lefty. Please tell me you are joking.

[QUOTE=Star67;2788470]Howard. I love ya man but are you saying you would nail your own cousin?[/QUOTE]Would is a hypothetical. I have no idea as it has never happened to me but in many states it is legal to marry your first cousin. So what is wrong with banging her if she is an escort?

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;2788622]First cousin is not that uncommon. I've grown very close to one of mine and its been a comfort having her from time to time.[/QUOTE]I have a cousin that I would not hesitate to hook up with. I saw her over Christmas and, even at 50+, she is a fine looking lady. As I commented to my brother: pleasant personality, skinny legs, big boobs, nice hair, what's not to like? Cousins; never been done before? I'm sure it has and I don't think it's icky at all.

[QUOTE=Star67;2788623]Lefty. Please tell me you are joking.[/QUOTE]Cousins is ok. Mom and Dad didn't like it but they knew I'd done worse. At least it was someone we all knew. Everyone knew we were hooking up. And still do.