The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;2779328]1. Gay Chriss wanted to be a Dentist but not like idea of being called a Tooth Fairy.

2. Chriss happy he have large nutsack because he use it as mudflap.

3. Chriss and his boyfriend {Trailhunter} do not shop at Sports Authority because they prefer Dicks.

4. If Chriss and his boyfriend {Trailhunter} having sex and they both die at same time who goes to Hell first? The one who had his shit packed.

5. Chriss tell daddy a boy in school call him gay. Daddy say why don't you beat him up? Chriss say I can't, he's to cute.

6. Having sex with a horse legal in 23 states. Maybe that why Chriss is rumored to travel out of state alot?

7. Chriss only admit he gay when ugly girls and hot guys like Trailhunter hit on him.

8. If Chriss is ever murdered the police will call it a homocide.

9. Our dyslexic gay Chriss is so excited for Febuary 14th with his boyfriend {Trailhunter} because he think it Vaseline Day.

10. Chriss sister so gay she fuck Chriss in the ass with a strap-on. Then she sing: 'I fucked a guy and I liked it'.

11. Chriss daddy discover Chriss was gay when he take seat off Chriss bike and Chriss did not notice.

12. I ask Chriss what worst then sucking a dozen raw oysters out of his boyfriends {Trailhunter} ass? Chriss say sucking out 13 of them and realize he only put in a dozen.

13. I ask Chriss what difference between jam and jelly? He say he don't jelly his dick down his boyfriend {Trailhunter} throat.

14. Chriss is a gay masochist. He a sucker for punishment. He keeping reading these gay jokes and the coward won't speak up and defend hisself.

15. Chriss say one time he fuck his boyfriend {Trailhunter} so hard that his boyfriend almost came back to life.

16. Chriss say the best part of fucking his boyfriend {Trailhunter} is reaching around and pretend it went all the way threw.

17. If gay Chriss not attracted to girls then why he attracted to guys who act like girls like Trailhunter?

18. How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool in Chriss bar? As many as like since they stack like Legos.

19. You know when you stumble into Chriss gay church because only half the congregation is kneeling.

20. Chriss and his boyfriend {Trailhunter} say that the first symptom of AIDS is a sharp pounding sensation in the ass.

21. Chriss was a gay midget until he came out of the cabinet.

Ever one please tell me what ones are your favorites![/QUOTE]Georgie Porgie are you feelin sad and blue?

Little Twink it's been 6 days since we last heard from you.

Hey coward looks like you hauled ass and ran away.

You fuckin yellow belly cocksuckin gay!

LOL. TrailHunter.

[QUOTE=FloridaSun;2787598]chris 5, Get a life, don't you have anything else to do? Why do you need to insert yourself in other people business, must be lots of unresolved deep issues. You do not have a dog in this fight, and I do not care what you think, and I do not think anyone else does.

I know you feed on people responding to your insults and nonsense, I considered not responding but since this your first time, I am letting you know go bark at another tree.[/QUOTE]Why did you not answer my questions? You brag about begging to see that twat Avalon and you pay tons of coins for a freaking massage? Yet I have no life? LOL! You're an embarrassment to all mongers. You cry and beg to see this chick, yet you don't fuck her? Lmfao!!

Chris5.

Yesterday 22:34 #8846.

Vino 7373.

Senior Member.

Posts: 1326.

Cassie.

It's been over a year since I dreamed of Cassie. I remedied that tonight.

She has put on about 15 pounds since I saw her last. Those of you that know her, know that she was quite thin and needed some weight. I assure you that she wears it, oh so very, very well. I mean she looked fantastic tonight. This girl is probably the hottest girl that I've ever been with at this point. She was entertaining as always and so much fun to talk to, as well as other activites.

As most of you know, she is semi-retired at this point. She has more than enough regulars to where she doesn't need, or want, any more new clients. However, she gave me her permission to post this. She wanted to let her old clients that hadn't contacted her for awhile, know that she is still in the biz.

She moved out of the Suburban and has her own place now in the Longwood area. It appears to be completely safe and I felt comfortable being there. Yes, the cats are still part of the homestead, LOL.

Those of you that still have her digits and want to see how gorgeous she is now, I'd give her a call. I'm sorry, but I have been told very clearly by her that I cannot give out her digits to anyone. I have no intentions of screwing things up with her. That's just the way it is.

Now, for you guys that will PM me telling me that you were her client but lost her digits, we discussed that. PM me and give me your monger digits and something I can tell her that will make her remember you. I will text your digits and the info to her. What she does after that, I have no control over.

So that was my Sat night, being intimate with a stunningly gorgeous woman with a body that most can only dream of. I feel pretty damn good now, yes I do.

Excuse me Vino but are you her pimp? You sure sound like one in this review. How much is your take of her donations??

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2788041]Yesterday 22:34 #8846.

Vino 7373.

Senior Member.

Posts: 1326.

Cassie.

It's been over a year since I dreamed of Cassie. I remedied that tonight.

She has put on about 15 pounds since I saw her last. Those of you that know her, know that she was quite thin and needed some weight. I assure you that she wears it, oh so very, very well. I mean she looked fantastic tonight. This girl is probably the hottest girl that I've ever been with at this point. She was entertaining as always and so much fun to talk to, as well as other activites.

As most of you know, she is semi-retired at this point. She has more than enough regulars to where she doesn't need, or want, any more new clients. However, she gave me her permission to post this. She wanted to let her old clients that hadn't contacted her for awhile, know that she is still in the biz.

She moved out of the Suburban and has her own place now in the Longwood area. It appears to be completely safe and I felt comfortable being there. Yes, the cats are still part of the homestead, LOL.

Those of you that still have her digits and want to see how gorgeous she is now, I'd give her a call. I'm sorry, but I have been told very clearly by her that I cannot give out her digits to anyone. I have no intentions of screwing things up with her. That's just the way it is.

Now, for you guys that will PM me telling me that you were her client but lost her digits, we discussed that. PM me and give me your monger digits and something I can tell her that will make her remember you. I will text your digits and the info to her. What she does after that, I have no control over.

So that was my Sat night, being intimate with a stunningly gorgeous woman with a body that most can only dream of. I feel pretty damn good now, yes I do.

Excuse me Vino but are you her pimp? You sure sound like one in this review. How much is your take of her donations??

Chris5.[/QUOTE]

(He's not allowed to give out her digits and only selected few old regulars can see her, yep sounds very pimpish)


Yep, once again our very own Village Idiot returns with another ridiculously asinine comment. We keep feeding him and he never fails to deliver.

Your a good boy, you've earned 2 gold stars and now move your name up to purple! I think I see well earned short bus rockin' free Slurpee day in your near future!

Keep up the great work!

PG.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2788031]Why did you not answer my questions? You brag about begging to see that twat Avalon and you pay tons of coins for a freaking massage? Yet I have no life? LOL! You're an embarrassment to all mongers. You cry and beg to see this chick, yet you don't fuck her? Lmfao!!

Chris5.[/QUOTE]You are not allowed to review reviewers, you are tolerated by A2 as entertainment, you are the court jester, except you are not funny anymore. You add nothing to nothing.

I can make a point without profanity or insults, I'm a gentleman who doesn't need to post in the rat trap. You belong here because that's where we keep the trash and put the lid on it till it's taken out.
And you get two stars from me, you need 11 more to move from purple.

[QUOTE=FloridaSun;2788152]You are not allowed to review reviewers, you are tolerated by A2 as entertainment, you are the court jester, except you are not funny anymore. You add nothing to nothing.

I can make a point without profanity or insults, I'm a gentleman who doesn't need to post in the rat trap. You belong here because that's where we keep the trash and put the lid on it till it's taken out.
And you get two stars from me, you need 11 more to move from purple.[/QUOTE]Is an asshole without a brain! How was that 500 coin massage? I demand a answer!!

Chris5.

8:16 #8059.

Vino 7373.

Senior Member.

Posts: 1327.

A message to some of our newer members.

Hello everyone, I wanted to talk to some of you newer members today and give you a small piece of advice. Don't just take members' words on here as gospel truth, even when they have high post counts. I urge every member on this great forum, to look farther into the person they may be PMing, PMing you, or posting. Certain members of this forum are less than desirable, there's no other way to put it.

You can left click where the member's handle is and you will see three links there. The one that says View Forum Posts is the one you want to click on. Click on that link and take a couple of minutes to go through some of the guy's posts. This will give you a feel as to whether or not that particular member is trustworthy or not. If you see a lot of Negative type posts or a lot of fueding going on with this person, you may just want to skip PMing him, believing his posts or better yet, just put him on your Ignore list.

I'd hate to see any of you taken for a fool by some of the people that have handles on this great forum. Notice I used the term, "have handles" and not members of the forum. Some people that post on here are not members by any strech of the imagination, far from it. They just post a lot and like to believe that they are relevant, when they are not. They also enjoying playing good, honest members of this forum for suckers. Don't be a sucker, research and then Ignore, literally. My. 02.

Enjoy your Super Bowl Sunday everyon.

Vino STFU!! You're no one to give advice or speeches asshole! You pimp out chicks!! How much is your cut? You've always been completely useless on this forum. You're another one I wish I could piss down your throat! Go away asshole.

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2788306]Is an asshole without a brain! How was that 500 coin massage? I demand a answer!!

Chris5.[/QUOTE]And what makes entitled to anything. If I want shit, I would twist your head and squeeze some out, you're full of it. So welcome to my ignore list of one.

Enjoy your no-life of nothingness.

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So sad, some of them were really funny, I'm not taking the time to pick out the ones that violate the strict, WELL KNOWN no busting on moms policy.

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[QUOTE=Swaganna;2788352]PartyCaptainPimpVinos golden advice that seems to reflect on him as usual.

Swags.[/QUOTE]Vino is a broke joke. Still trying to be a pimp. He reviews street walker girls and tries to put them in a escort category. LOL! Most chicks who he sees have big time candy habits. But he conveniently leaves this out of his pimp reviews. Vino how is your main bottom chick ginger doing these days? I haven't seen her on OBT lately. LOL.

Chris5.

[QUOTE=FloridaSun;2788549]And what makes entitled to anything. If I want shit, I would twist your head and squeeze some out, you're full of it. So welcome to my ignore list of one.

Enjoy your no-life of nothingness.[/QUOTE]Pussy ass beitch.

Smh.

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2788183]Don't get all "Herculeez up in this be*!ch" LOL.

Cherry slurpees are the best.

Swags.[/QUOTE]PG is another useless pussy on this board. A doctor who finds times to be on this board all day and night. Vino is his good buddy Swags.

Chris5.