Very nice provider with no drama
On a scale of 1-10; yes or no or probable responses, the following ratings apply:
1. Looks and authentic picture: 6. 5; moderate size tight / firm belly but not huge with stretch marks; not gross; firm all over.
2. Attitude: 10.
3. Hygiene: 8. 5.
4. Environment: 8. 5.
5. Lucidity: 10.
6. Professionalism: 10.
7. Pimp: not seen; unsure.
8. Smoker: no.
9. Safe motel or place of business: yes.
10. Will I repeat: most likely.
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Probably the best on BP now
On a scale of 1-10; yes or no or probable responses, the following ratings apply:
1. Looks and authentic picture: 10/ yes.
2. Attitude: 10.
3. Hygiene: 8. 5.
4. Environment: 9.
5. Lucidity: 10.
6. Professionalism: 10.
7. Pimp: no.
8. Smoker: yes; the only bad thing.
9. Safe motel or place of business: yes / apartment.
10. Will I repeat: definitely worth a repeat over and over again.
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Alright but a bit ghetto and hardened
On a scale of 1-10; yes or no or probable responses, the following ratings apply:
1. Looks and authentic picture: strong 6. 5/ yes.
2. Attitude: 6. 5; a bit ghetto.
3. Hygiene: 8. 5.
4. Environment: 8; not sure about present one.
5. Lucidity: 8; little weird.
6. Professionalism: 6. 5; hard to set appt with; kind of a bullshitter.
7. Pimp: no.
8. Smoker: I think so.
9. Safe motel or place of business: yes.
10. Will I repeat: I've tried but she's a bullshitter; has you thinking she's trying to meet but seems to be doing other things.
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True-I almost took the bait as well!
[QUOTE=SuitMan;2262248]I am fairly new to the hobby and have learned a few thing the hard way but one constant is "listen to what the fishguy says".
He said these pics were probably not real and he is 100% correct. The pics got to me so much that I did not listen to my fishy sense. Had to TOFTT and find out. Big mistake!
Not the girl in the pics, not the body on the girl in the pics. The girl in the pics is super hot. The girl that answered the door should have been a SW, right down to missing her incisor tooth. Flabby tits, paunch in the stomach, looks like maybe post birthing issues, not pretty. Very paranoid. Had to place the donation down on the table and get unwrapped first. CBJ. Once done, popped up like toast and dressed, here's your hat what's your hurry. Did I mention the cigarette smoke and the cold medicine? Probably got black lung and the flu, should have been in a body condom. Also not punctual, which is a thing for
Not worth the $. 2 investment.
So to recap- avoid her, listen to fish and stay with your ATF!
Suit.
[URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/b-blnd-bst-shrn-bll/6637279[/URL][/QUOTE]Funny about the toast?
Don't feel bad bro. She got me too
[QUOTE=PoniBoi;2260649]Alright Mongers!
Here's one I highly-highly-highly recommend you cross off your "To Do" list (unless you're craving what she's actually advertising). I was thinking w / the little head on this one. Should have taken the title of her ad seriously.
She posted as a Body Rub which was odd, because it was under BP's Monger Menu. Dropped line to her in the earlier part of the day to see what she was all about. Zeroing in on her 150/ hr claim, thought maybe her ad was a front for something a little more than skin kneading, like some providers do. I directly, but subtly, asked if she was FS. "Yes" was the reply. Again asked if she was FS. She replied back "Yes" both times. I asked if she knew what I was referring to. Got countered w / a firm, "Yes".
Asked, "What was her menu?
She replied that she was an open buffet to include an exotic trip to the Greek Isle. She even offered to let me make a motion picture of our dream together on my gadget that calls people. Swwwing! I was hooked. When I get off work, I'm taking a nap & having a dream about her.
Last question was, "What was the donation of greenbacks for 1/ 24th of the day?
She replied, "The First & Seventh President".
"WWHHAT! I was flabbergasted, "That's not bad lettuce, for an open buffet". Of course Jr was in charge at this point. Thinking ahead of the game, I know I was going to be sharing this dream on this forum site, when I was mission complete & got back to base. This kitty is going to get star attraction from brethren Mongers. Now I'm watching the clock tick slowly backwards so I can get off work & have my exotic fantasy. After about 5 grueling hours, Jr turning Hulk w / rage & the protein sacks about to burst, I finally clock out & gallop over to her flat.
Gave me the 411 to her dwelling but arrived about 30 min early to recon the lay of the land. Locale seemed innocuous. Destination was south of Sin City just off the boulevard that ends in _tlantic, on a side road (which is also the name of a real estate company), in an apartment complex fixated w / a huge lighthouse ornament (which is a major landmark of the area).
She met me at the lighthouse & we trotted a short distance to her abode; Did LEO checks in my land cruiser & beat-feet to the front door. Her front window is broken, BTW. Upon entering, I did a scan of the place to scare off any boogey men that maybe lurking in the dark corners. Dwelling was decorated w / dirty clothes, fast-food refuse, cig butts, & the normal provider thecor. Also there was some renovations done in her dwelling w / DIY holes on some of the walls. Several bottles of bleach & an arsonist should make the place look better.
Laid down the flowers on the end table, she snagged it, did some quick math to make sure the presidents were present. She peeled down to her wrappings of her fun bags (which were of delectable size I might add) & her kitty wrap (which never got visual on). I peeled to my skivvies & she told me to lay on my stomach. Squirted some lotion on my back & commence to rubbing. That was fine but.
Dream Turns Nightmare:
She proceeded the massage like that was the main course. I made motioned to advance to the actual dream, but she wasn't having NONE of it. She Indian-gave on our agreement & stated that she was all about just a body rub but prejudice to Jr. WTF!? NO touching of the bags, NO playing w / the kitty, NO CONTACT dreaming of any type. WTF! This isn't golf! . And the LEO check in the beginning? Welcome to the nightmare, I just donated to. I inferred that's not what we corresponded about earlier. She persisted that she was nothing more than a "sooothing massage". Soothing!? Something else needs soothing. She was a brunette, but F*CK!, she was definitely playing the dumb blonde on me. Temperature is rising, but keeping cool.
Collected myself, threw my wrappings back on. Should have I stepped up? Furious, I had flash thoughts of CHAD, but didn't want to go HURST on her & be the next trick on the news. Scraped up my ego & scratched this one off as a loss. But wasn't a total loss. Five-fingered her talking gadget but threw it out the land cruiser somewhere on the boulevard since there was a pass code lock on it.
If you want a lame body rub, by all means have your dream w / this AMP want to-be. If you need to shoot protein, seek someone reliable. Better yet go back to your ATFs. I dialed mine after this fail & anxiously broke speed records so I can have a dream & a release. "Miss Body Rub" signaled to be FS & boy am I kicking myself in the balls. But my ATF made sure they were drained properly- Quality service each time w / good friendly convo, before & after.
So Mongers, if you want to roll your dice on this one, hope you get a 7 or 11 on the first roll. Don't get snake-eyed, just because you got blue-balls about her. Take heed and as always, Be Safe!
Happy Mongering.
-PB.[/QUOTE]I can confirm this story. Same chick, same location. Got me for. 60. She's slick. Pretty too shame she's a scammer. She could make way more being a legit provider.
The one and only Jessica-Come play with me
Visit #1 Met this girl a few nights a go. Easy call and set-up. She was off Baymeadows in shady spot. Had her meet me at the car. Went for a cat date. BBBJ lots of slobber and deepthroating. Damage was. 60.
Visit #2 Call her up again, she's at home in Arlington area. House was in a good rea. Tried up charge and also was not as enthusiasti with the BBBJ. Didn't really enjoy the second time. I would describe her as bbw, pretty pale, nothing special.
Doubt I will repeat but if you got nobody else she's decent.
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Best way to get rid of bad Providers
[QUOTE=HornyGuy2;2262277]I can definitely agree with you being upset for getting burned on a deal, where I disagree with you is going to her job to share her off duty activities to her co-workers. That's below the belt, how would you feel if she showed up to your job to discuss your after work activities? I don't know this girl and I've never seen her as a client but this is just my two cents. You got to move on and be smarter next time, she will lose enough business just from your post.[/QUOTE]In my humble opine, the best way to rid the market of bad Providers is to post here and flag their ads. No ads = no clients = no $$ = SW.