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[QUOTE=BlazeJowski;6732210]I thought the same thing until I got there. She kind of stunk. You know that kind of smell where you just sit on a couch playing video games and fart. All day.[/QUOTE]This is one of the funniest posts I've ever seen on here. Bravo for the graphic description.
I take it you left? Please tell us you didn't follow through.
[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/larissa-752[/URL]
I was in a hotel for other reasons and decided to try an only outcall provider I had my eye on for awhile. She took a couple hours to respond, I had just about given up. We agreed for her to come when she was done getting ready, which she was starting then, or so she said. A couple hours later she says she's on her way. I'm probably 20-30 minutes tops from where she was (she told me the general area). I gave her the name of the hotel and the address.
Over an hour later she finally knocks on the door. She is dressed like she would be sitting around the house. No makeup, hair not done. Ok fine it's not necessary to show up looking like a hooker, but she looked like she got out of bed and just put some lounging clothes on and put her hair in a quick pony tail. She also looked about 15 years older than her pictures, maybe 20. She said she went to the hotel next door and had to walk over. Derp. Maybe I should have sent a picture of the hotel too.
It's very clear she didn't want to be there and just wanted to get it over with. Overall it was decent but very mechanical. She had to stop the BJ because she choked. And the few minutes of missionary she seemed very uncomfortable so I kept asking if she was ok. Finally finished in doggy just to get it over with. She quickly dressed and left.
Total time from in the door to our the door was about 20 minutes tops. I didn't look exactly but it couldn't have been 30 by the text messages. It felt very lame for three and a half bills. I felt like asking for half of it back or for her to stay and at least let me touch those tittays. They looked good but she had them covered most of the time and I never really had an opportunity. Maybe she had a bad day but cmon at least try to put on a little bit of a show. Her reviews were mixed but I was willing to give it a shot. Didn't work out so well for me but YMMV. I could overlook one or two of the things I'm bitching about if the rest was ok.
[QUOTE=BlazeJowski;6732210]I thought the same thing until I got there. She kind of stunk. You know that kind of smell where you just sit on a couch playing video games and fart. All day.[/QUOTE]Did you end up going through with it?
[QUOTE=Pico7877;6734234][URL]https://tryst.link/escort/larissa-752[/URL]
I was in a hotel for other reasons and decided to try an only outcall provider I had my eye on for awhile. She took a couple hours to respond, I had just about given up. We agreed for her to come when she was done getting ready, which she was starting then, or so she said. A couple hours later she says she's on her way. I'm probably 20-30 minutes tops from where she was (she told me the general area). I gave her the name of the hotel and the address.
Over an hour later she finally knocks on the door. She is dressed like she would be sitting around the house. No makeup, hair not done. Ok fine it's not necessary to show up looking like a hooker, but she looked like she got out of bed and just put some lounging clothes on and put her hair in a quick pony tail. She also looked about 15 years older than her pictures, maybe 20. She said she went to the hotel next door and had to walk over. Derp. Maybe I should have sent a picture of the hotel too.
It's very clear she didn't want to be there and just wanted to get it over with. Overall it was decent but very mechanical. She had to stop the BJ because she choked. And the few minutes of missionary she seemed very uncomfortable so I kept asking if she was ok. Finally finished in doggy just to get it over with. She quickly dressed and left.
Total time from in the door to our the door was about 20 minutes tops. I didn't look exactly but it couldn't have been 30 by the text messages. It felt very lame for three and a half bills. I felt like asking for half of it back or for her to stay and at least let me touch those tittays. They looked good but she had them covered most of the time and I never really had an opportunity. Maybe she had a bad day but cmon at least try to put on a little bit of a show. Her reviews were mixed but I was willing to give it a shot. Didn't work out so well for me but YMMV. I could overlook one or two of the things I'm bitching about if the rest was ok.[/QUOTE]Damn, Larissa had been on my radar a long time but she'd never had incall. That barely seemed worth one Benjamin. Appreciate the report and helping us all out. She does post pics that make her seem much hotter and high end.
[QUOTE=Pico7877;6734234][URL]https://tryst.link/escort/larissa-752[/URL]
Finally finished in doggy just to get it over with. She quickly dressed and left. Total time from in the door to our the door was about 20 minutes tops. I didn't look exactly but it couldn't have been 30 by the text messages. It felt very lame for three and a half bills.[/QUOTE]Tryst is a GPS website. The lowest price is $300 and that includes old, overweight, and beaten down providers demanding huge fees. It has a better selection of ladies but their baseline price is insane.
This is my first time posting because this is my first actual bad experience, had seen her post for a while now but never any reviews. Decided screw it I'll hit her up because her cardate was only 120 and was cool with mostly everything I asked, she then tells me her qv cd rate is 160 an hour before we're supposed to meet and then again raised it to 200 because anal is extra for her, I should have rethought my decisions at that point but I was committed to seeing her because from her pictures she looked nice and like she takes care of herself but god damn when she got in my car she stank the whole car up. At first I thought it was me or somehow my dog peed in my car but when I parked and was getting ready to put the condom I realized she was the reason it smelled so bad, she was already in doggy style ready for me but I could not get it up her asshole and pussy were absolutely disgusting. Be careful with this pissy pants, she's real just a bit more age and weight to her pictures but her hygiene is worse than most homeless.
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Hello fellow mongers. I'll be in town for 3 days and I was hoping you could help me find a good solid L1 massage with a great natural provider than can potentially turn into L2 if at all possible. I am open to any suggestions, I've done my due diligence and I believe I can find someone but I would rather go to places where others have gone to ensure cleanliness in all aspects.
Thank you and happy new year!
[QUOTE=DesertRat;6735834]Tryst is a GPS website. The lowest price is $300 and that includes old, overweight, and beaten down providers demanding huge fees. It has a better selection of ladies but their baseline price is insane.[/QUOTE]True, but that girl also posts on EB and you can get her for $200 if you want just like many others.
[QUOTE=JohnPappas254;6736611]Hello fellow mongers. I'll be in town for 3 days and I was hoping you could help me find a good solid L1 massage with a great natural provider than can potentially turn into L2 if at all possible. I am open to any suggestions, I've done my due diligence and I believe I can find someone but I would rather go to places where others have gone to ensure cleanliness in all aspects.
Thank you and happy new year![/QUOTE]The east valley.
Lily provide good massage and an open menus.
Clean place very friendly she is on CL only.
Mia in Tempe great massage nice clean place L1 only no FS whatsoever on the high side.
July on AS. Great massage full figured woman.
Clean place L1 and YMMV. She is very friendly and she is actually a LMT.
Enjoy your stay and happy new year.
Good recommendations.
For clarity, isn't July L2? I have not partaken, but I gathered that from some of her reviews.
[QUOTE=NativeAz53;6736945]The east valley.
Lily provide good massage and an open menus.
Clean place very friendly she is on CL only.
Mia in Tempe great massage nice clean place L1 only no FS whatsoever on the high side.
July on AS. Great massage full figured woman.
Clean place L1 and YMMV. She is very friendly and she is actually a LMT.
Enjoy your stay and happy new year.[/QUOTE]
Has anyone seen Cowgirl Darci lately? I am going to see her Thursday and want to see if anyone has recent experience. Feel free to PM me.
[QUOTE=CoqueMeat;6737208]Good recommendations.
For clarity, isn't July L2? I have not partaken, but I gathered that from some of her reviews.[/QUOTE]With July it really depends YMMV.
[QUOTE=JonNoSchlong;6736452]I realized she was the reason it smelled so bad, she was already in doggy style ready for me but I could not get it up her asshole and pussy were absolutely disgusting. Be careful with this pissy pants, she's real just a bit more age and weight to her pictures but her hygiene is worse than most homeless.
[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/arizona/phoenix/162744934[/URL][/QUOTE]Dude, that is not piss that you smell. That is a yeast infection. She probably has it in her ass and pussy. Urine, has a strong smell, but a yeast infection could clear out the Pentagon. I suggest you stop scraping the bottom of the barrel for pussy. It is tempting but you might have set your car on fire.
[QUOTE=Pico7877;6734206]This is one of the funniest posts I've ever seen on here. Bravo for the graphic description.
I take it you left? Please tell us you didn't follow through.[/QUOTE]I couldn't do it. Gave her a cancellation fee and dipped.
Thanks for heads up on pissy girl. She has been on my radar but I'm east and she is west. Looks to good to be true, assumed drugs, boyfriend, pimp but never would guess the delema that was presented of the stink, that really sucks.