General Reports

[QUOTE=OlderFunGuy;2776637]My mailbox was overflowing the other day after I posted about Tiffany. I did give her number out to numerous guys and have a bunch more requests for her number. Well, I am non longer giving out her number. I am sure there are numerous guys that will be willing to share, but not me, for the following reasons.

When she was In prison a few years back, OFG did everything possible to make her life a little bit easier. On the second day out of prison, she chose to fuck me over. Fast forward a few years and we reconnect. This is a different Tiffany (her words, not mine) So we reconnect and she chooses to fuck OFG out of about 400 bucks. I am not complaining about her looks. Personality or service. I am only saying enjoy the moment and don't fall for a bunch of bull shit. OFG out.[/QUOTE]Not again! That really sucks. Two girls within a month or so. The only good thing I can even think of is at least they weren't ugly. That probably doesn't help much though does it LOL. Hopefully you at least got more than just those PG-13 rated pics you posted out of the deal.

[QUOTE=DieselMike;2777177] There are reasons why they are ****** and not housewives, although some of the latter are not much better.[/QUOTE]LOL. Pardon my jaded attitude but IMO a hosewife is nothing more than a long term hooker that accepts a different form of "currency" in exchange for the pussy. For most housewives the acceptable form of currency is security & the promise of fidelity. Wine them, dine them & provide an acceptable environment for them to raise children & you get plenty of pussy in exchange. But if a few things don't go their way then that never ending supply of pussy suddenly becomes unavailable.

Fear not though. If that happens all you have to do is reach in your wallet & spend enough of that hooker currency on them and your supply of pussy will be rejuvenated, SOMETIMES.

Looks like OFG seems to have stumbled across a couple highly qualified housewives lately.

[QUOTE=BadGr54;2777540]LOL. Pardon my jaded attitude but IMO a hosewife is nothing more than a long term hooker that accepts a different form of "currency" in exchange for the pussy. For most housewives the acceptable form of currency is security & the promise of fidelity. Wine them, dine them & provide an acceptable environment for them to raise children & you get plenty of pussy in exchange. But if a few things don't go their way then that never ending supply of pussy suddenly becomes unavailable.

Fear not though. If that happens all you have to do is reach in your wallet & spend enough of that hooker currency on them and your supply of pussy will be rejuvenated, SOMETIMES.

Looks like OFG seems to have stumbled across a couple highly qualified housewives lately.[/QUOTE]Well, I have scheduled an appointment next week to have the very large "S" removed from my forehead!

[QUOTE=BadGr54;2777540]LOL. Pardon my jaded attitude but IMO a hosewife is nothing more than a long term hooker that accepts a different form of "currency" in exchange for the pussy. For most housewives the acceptable form of currency is security & the promise of fidelity. Wine them, dine them & provide an acceptable environment for them to raise children & you get plenty of pussy in exchange. But if a few things don't go their way then that never ending supply of pussy suddenly becomes unavailable.

Fear not though. If that happens all you have to do is reach in your wallet & spend enough of that hooker currency on them and your supply of pussy will be rejuvenated, SOMETIMES.

Looks like OFG seems to have stumbled across a couple highly qualified housewives lately.[/QUOTE]Hmmmm. I think when you find a good woman on the side the sex is better than most (not all) hosewives. No matter what you spend on the "Hosewife".

I personally want a straight up nymph on the side who I can share my fantasies with that the "Hosewife" will never fulfill. In that regard, most men just keep getting hosed, which is a shame because after the many many many 1000's I've spent on jewels and other luxuries, I'd like nothing better than to get a decent return on my investment from the "Hosewife".

Unfortunately that investment just isn't paying off, in that regard.

If I want the same sex I've had a 1000 times in the same one or two positions I've pounded a 1000 times and nothing extra, then I'm in nirvana. Unfortunately I need more and over the years I've tried to get more with little success. And so now I'm here.

Was thinking about this a few days back. A. What do we spend, on an average on the ventures and B. How much have we spent so far. Simple very conservatively. Say 80 a week x 4 weeks = say 350 a month * 10 months (some vacation, sickness etc) = 3. 5 grand a year very very conservatively. A ten year veteran would have 35 K to his badge. Its also in a way depressing, these numbers, but any insights?.

[QUOTE=VinceRahm;2777738]Was thinking about this a few days back. A. What do we spend, on an average on the ventures and B. How much have we spent so far. Simple very conservatively. Say 80 a week x 4 weeks = say 350 a month * 10 months (some vacation, sickness etc) = 3. 5 grand a year very very conservatively. A ten year veteran would have 35 K to his badge. Its also in a way depressing, these numbers, but any insights?.[/QUOTE]I go on binges so it is harder to figure but $35 k isn't out of the ballpark. You can look it as depressing or think of all the hot women you have had over the years (I'm in my 50's. Do you think I would have any shot at banging a cute 20 something? Also, it is far cheaper than a divorce.

[QUOTE=Oakly;2777966]I go on binges so it is harder to figure but $35 k isn't out of the ballpark. You can look it as depressing or think of all the hot women you have had over the years (I'm in my 50's. Do you think I would have any shot at banging a cute 20 something? Also, it is far cheaper than a divorce.[/QUOTE]Glass half full guy Oakly!. Kudos!

[QUOTE=Oakly;27]I go on binges so it is harder to figure but $35 k isn't out of the ballpark. You can look it as depressing or think of all the hot women you have had over the years (I'm in my 50's. Do you think I would have any shot at banging a cute 20 something? Also, it is far cheaper than a divorce.[/QUOTE]35 k? Whoa, I'm glad I've set this as a low priority hobby, cause my budget couldn't handle that, and I don't want to spend that much time researching these ladies.

I may never end up with enough cash and current references to meet some of the best ladies in town. But thanks to the reviews here (and other places) I can monger with some confidence.

[QUOTE=SlickBanister;2779583]35 k? Whoa, I'm glad I've set this as a low priority hobby, cause my budget couldn't handle that, and I don't want to spend that much time researching these ladies.

I may never end up with enough cash and current references to meet some of the best ladies in town. But thanks to the reviews here (and other places) I can monger with some confidence.[/QUOTE]Remember, for me that is over 36 year time span.

[QUOTE=SlickBanister;2779583]35 k? Whoa, I'm glad I've set this as a low priority hobby, cause my budget couldn't handle that, and I don't want to spend that much time researching these ladies.

I may never end up with enough cash and current references to meet some of the best ladies in town. But thanks to the reviews here (and other places) I can monger with some confidence.[/QUOTE]1 k a year is a steal. I could and have fucked 12-15 different chicks the past year for that amount. Best G I ever spent.

[QUOTE=Trifix1;2780520]1 k a year is a steal. I could and have fucked 12-15 different chicks the past year for that amount. Best G I ever spent.[/QUOTE]Hell at 30 a week it's over 1500 a year and over 30 years that's over 45000. If you see a BP girl every other week at 80 that's 2080 a year and over 60000.

This hobby can add up over the years.

[QUOTE=Msteresc;2780646]Hell at 30 a week it's over 1500 a year and over 30 years that's over 45000. If you see a BP girl every other week at 80 that's 2080 a year and over 60000.

This hobby can add up over the years.[/QUOTE]Now just think about how your cable bill adds up and cable prices went up over time while escort prices have dropped.

Been paying that for close to 30 years without even using it once (knock on wood).

[QUOTE=Oakly;2781506]Now just think about how your cable bill adds up and cable prices went up over time while escort prices have dropped.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Msteresc;2780646]Hell at 30 a week it's over 1500 a year and over 30 years that's over 45000. If you see a BP girl every other week at 80 that's 2080 a year and over 60000.
This hobby can add up over the years.[/QUOTE]Taking a lady out for a decent dinner OR a good night out on the town can easily cost as much as a BP evening; with no guarantee of anything resembling a happy ending.

[QUOTE=WizardOfAahs;2782083]Taking a lady out for a decent dinner OR a good night out on the town can easily cost as much as a BP evening; with no guarantee of anything resembling a happy ending.[/QUOTE]But you may have to make the perp walk, so factor this in too.